Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

Tracer showing up in your "clinic" already feels wrong in the best way. She’s still got that cocky little smile, still talking about missions and chronal bullshit, but the room looks like a mix of fake hospital and cheap amateur porn set. White walls, random medical props that clearly do nothing, and you. The supposed expert. She’s nervous, fidgety, asking if this treatment is safe, if it will stabilize her powers, and you just watch her while the dialog lets you lean harder into the lie. It’s not subtle at all, but that’s kinda the charm. The game knows exactly what it’s doing and doesn’t pretend otherwise. One second you’re “checking vitals,” next second you’re asking her to take off the jacket, then the leggings, then suddenly the sweetest little Overwatch mascot is standing there in a “medical exam” that is really just you setting up porn angles.

The whole thing plays out like some horny fanfic that escaped from a Reddit thread and decided to become a game. You click through her lines while she tries to be brave, telling herself this is for the greater good, and the camera is just there, blinking at you like a silent pervert friend. Change her outfit, move her around, line things up. At some point the game stops even pretending there is treatment and just becomes “how much can Tracer take before she realizes this is not science.” She looks back, cheeks flushed, still calling you doctor, still asking if it’s working while you ram a cock inside her that is so obviously not related to any cure. If a cock could fix her time powers, half of Overwatch porn would be canon by now.

Once you start going in raw, it gets filthy in that unashamed way. Condom or no condom, it’s your choice, but the game clearly loves when you skip it. You fuck her on this fake medical bed, you watch the camera angle catch every jolt of her body and every messy thrust, and there’s this sick satisfaction when you finally dump inside her. Creampie options are the main event here. Watching her stretched open, filled up, her still trying to process everything like “is this how it’s supposed to feel, doctor?” while cum slowly leaks out. The cumshot feels like the actual treatment and you’re just some porn bastard recording the whole session to enjoy later. It’s not clever, it’s not deep, it’s basically “what if Tracer trusted the wrong guy and ended up as your personal fucktoy,” and the game just leans into that until there’s more jizz than medical ethics in the room.

Nico Robin shows up on screen and the whole thing already feels a bit like you opened a horny Newgrounds tab back in the day while pretending to “do homework” on your old laptop. It’s not pretending to be a full game, it’s more like an interactive short porn clip that really loves her boobs and just keeps shoving them in your face. You’re not building some epic romance or grinding stats here, you’re basically clicking through a fan’s wet dream of “what if Robin stopped being the calm archeologist and just went full slut for the artist.” The dude with the mustache is obviously the creator inserting himself, and the game doesn’t even try to hide it. He’s there, behind her, fucking her like he’s been waiting since Skypiea to do this, and honestly it kinda works. It has that “self insert but I’m not ashamed” energy that most hentai artists only joke about on Twitter and then never do. Here he just goes “yeah that’s me railing her from behind,” and lets Robin suck his dick like she’s been bored on the Sunny for too long.

The flow is simple, but the timing of some animations is surprisingly tight. You click, she leans in, lips wrap around that cock, and you get these little loops that feel tuned for jerking, not storytelling. When she’s blowing him, her eyes do this half-lidded thing that actually feels like someone watched too much One Piece and tried to nail her vibe instead of making a random brunette with Robin hair. Then when it moves to doggystyle, her body angle sells the scene more than the facial expression. Her tits sway, ass pushed up, and that mustached guy behind her just slams in while you cycle through speeds like a horny DJ on Spotify. Faster, slower, pause, check her face, go back to watching her boobs bounce. It’s very “I only need one hand to play this” design. The cumshot at the end is stupidly big, all over her body in that classic hentai way, and the facial you can trigger has this sticky, ugly-hot look that’s perfect for fans who like seeing pretty characters get completely messed up. It’s not classy. It’s not subtle. It feels like what a Robin fan makes after scrolling through way too many doujins and saying, “fuck it, I’ll do my own.” And yeah, it’s short and kinda one note, but when you’re watching her choke on that dick and moan while getting nailed from behind, you probably won’t complain about depth anyway.

Nami on this little ship is pure trouble, in the best and worst way. She looks like she’s supposed to be doing some normal voyage stuff, like maps and treasure, but no, she’s basically turned the whole deck into her private porn set. Two smug pirates, her cute greedy smirk, that super bright orange hair catching the sea wind, and suddenly she’s on her knees with a cock in her mouth like this is the real mission. I like how the game doesn’t pretend it’s something classy. You click, they fuck, she moans, that’s it. She goes from teasing to full-on pornstar mode in about two seconds, and it fits her weirdly well. One dude is in front, pushing his dick deep into her throat, while the other is already lining up behind her, and the camera just hangs there like a creep, letting you stare at every movement of her ass when he slides in.

The funny part is how public it feels. They’re not hiding in a cabin or something. It’s just Nami, half naked, boobs bouncing, getting slammed doggystyle right there where anyone could walk in. She pretends to resist for one tiny moment, then arches her back like she’s saying “ok whatever, use me” and you can control the pace a bit, so sometimes I keep it slow just to watch her tongue struggle around that cock. Deepthroat scenes are actually pretty good here, her eyes get watery, mascara a little ruined, and I’m a sucker for that look. Her ponytail swings every time the guy behind her rams her tight pussy and the sound design is almost too wet, like someone spilled a drink on their mic, but somehow that makes it hotter. There’s a little pause when both guys try to hold out, her mouth stuffed, her ass red from all the thrusting, and then they just give up and unload inside her, one in the pussy, one right in her mouth. She swallows around the shaft while he’s still inside her throat, and you can see the last drops leak out on her lips. I kinda wish there was one small option to change the position once more or mess with her outfit a bit, like pull her top half off slower instead of boom, tits out right away, but whatever, I still replayed the part where she gags around that final deep push like ten times. It’s messy, not fancy, but Nami taking two pirates at once on a rocking boat while pretending she’s still a “respectable navigator” is exactly the kind of chaotic horny energy I keep saving in my collection.