Princess Peach in this thing is not the cute little damsel people remember from old school cartridge days. She wakes up basically drenched in yesterday’s fun, still with dried cum on her tits and belly, and the “oh no Mario is gone” energy is way more “shit, I need my dick back” than heroic quest. The whole game feels like somebody mashed an old Nintendo arcade with the kind of filthy hentai you’re not supposed to admit you watch, then said, yeah, Peach is a complete slut now, deal with it. You’re hopping through rooms of the castle, but every few screens you’re not really thinking about coins or enemies, you’re thinking “ok, who is she going to blow next and how hard is the cumshot going to hit her face this time.” It’s still that Mushroom Kingdom vibe, sort of, just with Peach dropping to her knees faster than a goomba gets flattened. Seeing her with her crown on, mascara a little messy, lips shiny with spit while she’s deepthroating some random troop that’s supposed to be Bowser’s guard is weirdly hot and kind of stupid in the best way.

The “levels” are basically excuses to set up more sex, and that’s not a complaint at all, except when it is. You press the same couple of keys to jump or dodge and then suddenly you’re locked into a blowjob loop where timing the strokes actually matters for how fast the guy explodes on her face. One mistake and you’re watching Peach choking and gagging, blonde hair stuck to her cheeks with semen, like she’s done this a thousand times, which she kinda has, lore-wise. I liked that there’s this one moment where she sneaks past a fire trap only to “accidentally” land on a cock waiting behind a column, like, girl, really, you didn’t see that? It made me laugh and jerk off at the same time, which is a cursed combo. But the game also loves to stall you with tiny annoying bits, like one segment where the platforming feels off by half a pixel and you just keep falling, losing the mood, until the next scene of her hungrily sucking off a chain chomp reskins your brain again. The parody is all over the place, like they misremembered half of Super Mario Bros and didn’t care, but that actually makes it hotter somehow, because it’s less respectful and more “fuck this childhood memory, Peach is a cock-hungry mess now and she’ll use sex as her only weapon until she gets her plumber back, if she even wants him after all that.”

Princess Peach here is not the sweet little princess from your childhood. She looks like she just escaped the castle to go straight to Pornhub. Blonde hair perfect, crown still on like she is doing some royal statement, and those huge soft boobs basically stealing the whole screen. The game throws you right into this POV scene with a big black cock squeezed between her tits, and Peach is just there, smiling like she was waiting for this all her life. No long intro, no story about saving kingdoms, just Peach using her chest like it’s her main weapon. You can almost feel she is proud of it. Her tits bounce and press around the shaft in a way that made me forget what I was planning to do for the rest of the day. I honestly thought I would just check it quickly, but then I catch myself staring at the way her nipples slide against his skin.

The camera angle is very personal, right in front of her face, like you are the lucky bastard getting spoiled. She keeps looking up with this mix of fake innocence and total slut energy, like “oh no, what is this thing between my boobs” while at the same time she clearly knows exactly what to do. Sometimes her tongue slips out a bit and licks the head when it pops near her mouth, and I swear my brain just did that Windows error sound. The motion is pretty simple, no crazy quick time events or complicated stuff, and I actually liked that. You click, she keeps working your cock with her tits, you pet your mouse like some horny goblin. At one point I tried clicking everywhere just to see if there was any hidden secret, like some secret Mario block, but nah, it is mostly about the cock and her boobs doing their little loop. Kind of annoying that there is nothing extra when you click her crown or her nipples, they are just screaming “interact with me” and the game is like “nope.”

The good part is the cumshot. When you finally click on the cock like a degenerate and let it all go, the spunk blasts right on her face and she looks absolutely wrecked, eyes a bit crossed, cheeks shiny with white sticky mess. Then the semen suddenly pops into that green 1up shape and I actually laughed out loud and also kind of hated myself at the same time. It is such a stupid joke, but it works. You literally get a life from busting a nut on Peach’s face. Nintendo would have a stroke if they saw this, for real. I wish there was a bit of sound from her, some slutty moans or silly Peach voice trying to say “Mamma mia” or something cursed like that, but once I started focusing on the rhythm of her tits sliding up and down, I stopped caring. This is not the kind of game you play for deep mechanics or anything, it is just Peach, your cock, her boobs wrapped around it, and that one perfect messy finish that turns into a power up like it is the most normal thing in the world.

The voluptuous Yoruichi Shihoin dressed up in new attire, flaunting herself provocatively for the mischievous Kisuke Urahara. Kisuke's attention quickly shifted from her new clothes to the swell of her big boobs, desire flaring in his expression.

His hands parted her thighs forcefully, slamming her body into the mansion's walls while fucking her hard. She welcomed his rough assault eagerly, grinding back with feral lust, completely lost in the wild rhythm they created.

After shooting thick ropes of cum deep inside her, Kisuke’s heavy breathing told her he was temporarily drained. The sultry beauty wasn’t ready to stop; she pushed Kisuke onto the floor and mounted him like an untamed vixen.

Her tits bounced wildly as she rode him, every thrust a declaration of her unquenchable craving. Between gasps and moans, their passion filled the room, their bodies slick with sweat and need.

Curious about how far their lust will drive them? The rest of their filthy adventure awaits inside the game.

There’s something really stupidly hot about seeing Rukia just straight up show up with a cock like it’s the most normal thing in the world and Orihime not even asking why, just dropping to her knees like “ok, new toy, let’s go.” The game doesn’t waste time with long story or fake drama, it just throws you in that little Bleach bubble where it’s only those two girls, no Ichigo, no hollows, nothing, and Rukia’s the one packing. You get that first moment where Orihime’s looking up with those big innocent eyes while she’s sucking Rukia off, and it actually hits the fanservice itch better than a lot of official stuff, which is kind of funny. She goes from shy soft licks to just stuffing her mouth with that futa cock pretty fast, her lips shiny with drool, and she never really stops looking a bit too sweet for what she’s doing. Honestly, I liked that way more than I should, but I also kinda hated it because it made me reload that scene like ten times.

The titfuck part is where you really see how much the game is obsessed with Orihime’s boobs. I mean yeah, Bleach fans already know they’re ridiculous, but here it’s like the dev is in love with them. You push Rukia’s cock between those soft huge tits, and they almost swallow the shaft. Watching her squeeze them around it while a bit of cum from earlier blowjob still shines on the tip, that’s the kind of detail you only notice when you pause and stare. Controls are super simple, click here, drag a little there, change pace, switch angle, it’s not rocket science, which is nice because you’re not here to do spreadsheets. At one point I had Rukia fucking those tits so fast that the movement loop looked kinda janky, like old flash meme quality, but for this kind of hentai that almost adds charm. Or maybe I’m coping, who knows. Also I wish there was some sort of proper “aftercare” scene with them kissing slow or something, but there won’t be and that’s fine, we’re all degenerates anyway.

Floor sex at the end is where it goes from “cute fanservice” to “ok this is actual porn I’m strangely invested in.” Rukia on top pounding into Orihime while grabbing her big soft boobs, nipples shiny, and Orihime making that half-embarrassed face that fans know from all the reaction panels. You can push the pace, keep her on the edge, drag things out until you’re annoyed at yourself because yeah, you said one more run like 30 minutes ago. The cumshots are easy to trigger and messy in a good way, dripping on tits, across her face, sometimes spraying higher than seems physically possible, like someone forgot gravity for a sec. Facial on Orihime with her eyes half closed and mouth still open from sucking is honestly the highlight, even if I will never forgive how her hair clips sometimes look a bit off in some angles. If you really want to squeeze every bit of heat out of it, take your time with the slower thrust speeds first, stay on the blowjob longer than you think you should, and save that last facial for when you’re actually ready to quit the tab. Or pretend you’re quitting. You’re not.