The first thing that hit me with this game wasn’t even the sex, it was the vibe. You load it up expecting some loud, messy chaos, and instead it feels almost too calm for how filthy it is. Soft, lo-fi style background track looping, the kind of beat I usually keep on in Spotify while doing boring stuff, just quietly playing while this Au Ra-looking cutie is lifting her skirt and showing she’s not just a regular girl from Eorzea anymore. She’s rocking this thick new cock like it’s the most natural thing ever. No story dump, no fake epic lore, just a quick silent “yeah, I grew a dick, I’m horny, let’s fuck” and boom, you’re already flipping camera angles with one hand and dragging the slider with the other to see how deep she buries it inside her friend.

It’s funny, because on the surface it looks like one of those cheap Shadbase-style parodies you close after ten seconds, but I ended up staying way longer than planned. The whole thing is just two FFXIV girls, one suddenly futa, going at it like they’ve been edging each other through raid queues all week. You swap positions and the game doesn’t make a big show about it, the bodies just shift and suddenly the futa girl is pounding from behind, her cock glistening as it slides into her comrade’s pussy. There’s this tiny bounce to the boobs that feels kind of janky and kind of perfect, like a dirty little animation someone made during a boring online lecture. Sometimes the clipping is weird, like her cock is too eager and trying to escape the dimension, and somehow that makes the whole thing more charming instead of worse. But it still pissed me off for a second when the camera clips through her thigh while I was lining up the perfect view and then I just forgot about it because the moans got louder.

The big thing here is that moment when you decide how it ends. You’re watching the thrust speed go up, her hips slapping into that wet ass, and there’s this tension like you’re timing a limit break. Do you pull out late and watch a thick rope of cum blast over your party member’s face, dripping down on her cheeks and lips while she smiles like she just crit a high roll, or do you force it all inside and see the pussy swallow it, white leaking out in a slow, heavy creampie that feels way too big for one shot? Both finales are surprisingly intense for something so small and rough. I kept switching between them just to see the exact frame where her expression changes when she feels that load. Sometimes I wished there was one more position, something really stupid like her bent over a raid chest, but then I caught myself zoning out, listening to the chill track while watching the futa girl grind in slow motion, thick cum already dripping out of the used hole, and suddenly the minimal setup felt exactly right for a quick, filthy session. It’s lazy in some parts, hot as fuck in others, and somehow that mix fits porn based on Final Fantasy a little too well.

Naruto finally being Hokage and still acting like a horny idiot in love is honestly the best part of this thing. The whole setup is stupid simple: years of pining, Hinata doing the shy “Naruto-kun…” routine forever, and then suddenly they are in the Hokage office and there is nothing romantic left, just pure “ok, time to fill her up.” It feels less like a soft love confession and more like “village needs heirs, bend over.” Hinata looks all proud and glowing while she gets railed, which is kinda fucked up, kinda hot, and yeah, it works. Her face flickers between embarrassed good girl and “please break my back, Lord Hokage,” and that contrast hits way harder than it should. Animation is not high art, you can see some rough edges, but sometimes slightly janky flash-style porn is way more charming than fancy stuff. It has that old browser hentai energy where you’re like, “wow, this is trash” and then you keep watching every loop anyway.

What surprised me is how fast it escalates. There is almost no build up, they talk with their bodies more than with words. One second it’s a sort of sweet vibe, next second Naruto is already balls deep in Hinata in doggystyle, going like he is trying to speedrun pregnancy. I laughed at how aggressive his rhythm is, like he’s late for a Kage meeting but still wants to pump a whole new generation into her before he leaves. The focus stays on exactly what you came for: Hinata’s ass, her tits bouncing in time with each thrust, little details in her expression when he hits just right. You can practically imagine some ANBU on guard outside pretending they don’t hear shit through the door. Meanwhile in your head you’re like, “this is literally the moment Boruto’s story started,” which makes the whole scene twice as dirty and twice as funny. There isn’t any deep interactivity, nothing fancy to manage, you just sit there and enjoy Naruto doing what teenage Naruto would never believe he’d actually get to do. It’s crude, short, kind of dumb, but somehow that fits them perfectly. When his cum finally spills inside her and she looks both proud and overwhelmed, it honestly sells the fantasy way better than a lot of more “serious” hentai I’ve seen. Just don’t ask me why her hair looks slightly different in one loop, it annoyed me for a second and then I forgot because, well, Hinata’s getting wrecked in the Hokage tower and my brain had other priorities.

Tifa in this one feels like that performer in a sex club show who clearly stopped pretending she’s shy a long time ago and is just there for the deep, filthy stuff. As someone who runs actual fetish nights and hears horny nerds talk about her every weekend, this game honestly feels like listening to those drunk guys, but interactive. It throws you straight into her ass, no nonsense, no “plot”, no bullshit excuses. Just Tifa, big soft boobs bouncing, that tight brunette ponytail, and a cock that looks like it was drawn by somebody who thinks “subtlety” is a disease. You’re not wooing her, you’re not saving Midgar, you’re basically treating her like the world’s curviest stress toy and she’s loving it way too much to be a normal human.

Control is brain-dead simple: click or tap arrows, watch her get pounded harder and faster, see the expression on her face slowly flip from “oh fuck” to “oh fuck yes” as the anal pounding goes from playful to “this would snap a real spine in half”. And I kinda love that it doesn’t even pretend to be realistic. Her hole stretches in this cartoon way where you catch yourself thinking “yeah that’s not how anatomy works,” but your other hand doesn’t care, right. There’s this moment when you push the speed up just a bit too far, her eyes roll up, her tits swing like crazy, and the sound is this wet, sharp slap that’s half porn, half someone punching a steak. I actually rewound that bit a few times like a weirdo, just to see where the face change happens. Around middle speed, when her mouth opens and she looks like she’s trying not to scream, that’s the sweet spot. It’s dumb how hot that tiny detail is.

The “big finish” is exactly what you think it is: thick anal creampie that looks way too much for one ass, filling her up until you wonder if Square Enix’s lawyers can feel a disturbance in the Force somewhere. I kind of wish there were more toy options, a plug, maybe some pounding angle choice or a step where you make her ride instead of just taking it like a pinned-down pornstar from some bootleg Final Fantasy parody. But also, there’s something nice about how trashy and focused it is. One hole, one giant cock, one simple goal: stuff Midgar’s finest martial artist full of cum until it drools back out of her asshole. No achievements, no gallery unlocks, nothing pretending to be “deep” story. Just you, this oversexed version of Tifa, her ridiculous boobs shaking while her ass gets rearranged from the inside, and that little click that keeps pushing her past the point where a real girl would have safeworded thirty minutes ago. It’s crude, it’s a bit lazy, it’s exactly the kind of filthy fan fantasy people whisper to me at the bar and then act like they never said it.

This thing feels like some horny fan with a cheap mic and too much free time decided to punish Dawn in the woods and accidentally hit something really hot in the sound. Visually it’s pretty simple, just that familiar blue-haired trainer getting wrecked after losing, but the audio is where my brain parked. The way her breath changes from that angry, “tch, I lost” kind of huff to those shaky little gasps when he pushes her down is what sold it for me. You hear leaves crunching under her knees, a little fabric rustle when he yanks her skirt up, that faint squeak like his belt buckle or zipper fighting him for a second. It’s not super clean, you can hear a bit of noise, but that’s exactly what makes it feel like a nasty forest sextape and not some sterile studio thing.

The doggystyle sequence is stupidly focused on rhythm. Whoever handled the loops really paid attention to how sex actually sounds when you’re panting and trying not to moan too loud. There’s this great moment where he starts slow and you hear that wet slide plus her trying to hold her voice, just these tiny whiny noises in her throat. Then he starts pounding and the slap sounds actually change, sharper when he hits hard, more muffled when his hips sink in deeper. Her moans go from annoyed and unwilling to that fucked-out, “I hate this but also I don’t” kind of tone that hentai always goes for. Sometimes it even clips a little, the volume peaks for half a second, and weirdly that makes it hotter because it feels like whoever recorded this didn’t care about perfection, they just cranked the gain so we could hear every filthy sound.

There’s also this guy in the background with a camera, and you can hear him just slightly, breathing and shifting, sometimes the soft click of the device like he’s zooming or adjusting. It’s not in your face, but if you’re the kind of pervert who replays the same five seconds like I did, you catch it. I wish they did more with the forest vibe though. There are faint bird sounds early on, then they kind of forget about the environment and it turns into almost a studio audio track. Missed chance. Imagine some distant Pidgey scream right when he shoots his load inside her, that would have been hilarious. Speaking of, the cumshot has that sticky finish sound, like one thick splurt then a few smaller ones, and her voice flips to this breathless whimper, half humiliation, half relief. It’s short, yeah, and it loops in a pretty crude way that made me open another tab to distract myself from the janky restart, but if you’ve got decent headphones and you’re into Dawn getting taken from behind like a broke little loser who paid her battle debt with her ass, there’s enough dirty detail in the soundscape to keep you rewinding the good parts and pretending you’re the bastard holding that camera.