I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.

Climax Yoga is basically Mei fanservice turned into a little horny science experiment, and it kinda leans hard into the idea that she’s a stressed-out nerd with huge curves who really, really needs a break. You’re the so-called scientist, but honestly it feels more like you’re a perv with a lab coat as a flimsy excuse. The setup is stupid in a fun way: she’s overloaded with “negative energy” or whatever, and the “treatment” is a mix of yoga poses and fucking her until that cute chubby body shakes like jelly. The game knows exactly what it’s doing, too. Mei isn’t just “slightly thick”, she’s full-on soft: big tits that squish and bounce, ass that stretches her yoga pants to hell, belly with just enough plush that you want to grab it when you thrust. Nothing subtle here, thank god.

The rhythm is simple but it works if you’re into edging yourself a bit. You click through dialogue where she tries to stay professional, talking about stress, experiments, breathing techniques, while the camera keeps sneaking lower, catching her butt in tight leggings, her tits under a too-small sports top. Then the minigame pops in, and it’s basically “do you have enough coordination left in your horny brain to keep the bar in the right place.” It’s not explained much, it just appears, and you kinda figure it out while staring at her body. I played in Chrome on my laptop with like six other tabs open and it still ran fine, though the audio desynced once and it annoyed the hell out of me for no reason. She moans off-beat and suddenly I’m thinking about debugging instead of fucking a fictional snow scientist. That was the only moment where the mood really broke for me. Rest of the time I was half-slouched on my chair, one hand on the mouse, the other doing exactly what you think.

What sold it for me is how they make Mei look just exhausted at the start, bags under her eyes, tense shoulders, kind of shy about stretching in front of you, then gradually she loosens up. At one point I purposely messed up the minigame just to see if she’d get mad, and instead she just bites her lip and complains about needing “more focus” while her nipples are clearly poking through the fabric. The parody side is pretty on the nose: she talks about data, thermal output, and “stabilizing her core” while you’re basically rearranging her insides. There’s this one scene where she’s in a yoga bridge, ass in the air, belly stretched, and you’re thrusting into her while she tries to keep her voice calm like she’s still giving a lecture, and it absolutely breaks down into needy whimpering. It’s dumb, horny, and short, but I kinda liked how unpolished it feels, like some horny coder threw this together between Overwatch matches and just really, really likes thick nerd girls. Honestly, same.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

PinkTea has this very specific thing going on where their games feel like someone took a horny notebook doodle from math class, fed it too much sugar, gave it cat ears and said “ok, now live in my browser forever.” This one leans hard into that vibe. Everything circles around turning this cute, slightly bratty nekogirl into your personal maid toy, except it never feels actually serious, more like a dirty comedy that forgot to stop being arousing. One second you’re poking around what they call a “dungeon” that looks suspiciously cozy for a dungeon, next second she’s on her knees in that frilly pink maid cosplay, ears flicking, looking at you like she’s both pissed and wet at the same time. That face when she tries to act tough and then loses it the moment you start “training” her properly? Yeah, that got me more than any of the bigger scenes.

The sex slave training angle is not subtle at all, but they wrap it in this candy-colored hentai coating that makes it feel like some cursed mix between a fetish cafe and a gacha game. You’re juggling obedience, lust, hunger, and whatever that “corruption” bar is pretending not to be. There was this moment where I’d pushed her too far, she’s panting in that tiny apron, eyes glossy, and the game quietly pops up a feeding option, like “oh by the way, she also needs snacks between blowjobs.” I don’t know why that hit me so much, but having to feed her between punishment sessions turned into its own kink. Watching her lick cream off her fingers, cheeks smeared, ears twitching, tail doing that happy cat wiggle while she still has your cum sliding down her thigh… honestly kind of illegal energy. And the cosplay rotation is dumb in the best way. One run she’s in a proper maid outfit, next time she’s in this half-finished neko puss costume that looks like the dev forgot what a cat body suit is supposed to cover. I kept telling myself I liked the music the most, though. Which is a lie, but also not really.

The soundtrack is weirdly sticky. Simple loops, cheap synth, but then they throw in these lazy, sleazy bass lines that roll under the moans and make everything feel like some forgotten hentai FMV from the early mobile era. I actually caught myself humming the dungeon theme while scrolling Twitter, which is a problem because my brain instantly adds the sound of that sloppy maid blowjob over it. Their moan mixing is all over the place, by the way. Sometimes she sounds like an actual catgirl losing her mind on your cock, sometimes like they recorded it with a microwave, I have no idea what happened there. And yet I kept it on high volume because when it hits, it hits. There’s this one scene where she’s gagging on you, tears in her eyes, the music drops to almost nothing, just a dull pulse, and her wet choking fills the speakers. Then when you finally flood her mouth, the track swells back in like some cheap porno anthem. Completely cheesy, totally effective. I kinda hate how much I liked it. Also there is this one UI button slightly off-center in the dungeon screen and it bothered me more than anything in my life, and they never fix it, and I kept looking at it during the hottest scenes and losing focus, and anyway, the game is a mess and also I still have it open in another tab.