It’s strange how this one tries to pretend it’s a parody while actually getting way too sincere halfway through. You start thinking it’s just cheap fanservice - Mavis smirking in that hotel corridor, Katara leaning against the pool edge - but then, out of nowhere, the dialogues start sounding like somebody’s diary. My English isn’t perfect, but even I can tell when a line hits too real. The Ren’Py interface is fine, though I got stuck trying to adjust the text speed; the button hides behind a translucent menu that looks nice but messes with screen readers. I use NVDA sometimes, and it freaked out completely during the Starfire route. Accessibility zero points there, sorry. But then again, when you’re watching Raven blush and mutter something filthy under her breath, you kind of don’t care about menus anymore.

At first, I thought the 3D models looked stiff; then I noticed how the camera lingers - not on obvious parts, but the small gestures, fingers twitching, eyes half-closed, that moment before someone decides “yeah, I want this.” It’s erotic, yes, but also messy, human. And yet, sometimes, it feels like the devs wanted to prove they could make emotional porn, only to end up making emotional confusion. Kim Possible calling you “hero” right after a scene that’s absolutely not heroic? Weirdly funny. Like the game knows it’s broken and leans into it. I swear one of the background tracks loops a single moan for ten minutes - thought my browser crashed. Didn’t. Just art, apparently.

Also, can we talk about Gwen’s route? She keeps referencing tech stuff that doesn’t exist, like “I’ll hack your desire protocol,” which sounds dumb until she actually pulls off an in-game stat change mid-dialogue. That moment made me laugh so hard I forgot what I was doing. Maybe that’s the point. It’s clumsy, horny, self-aware, and frustrating all at once. There’s no polish, but there’s personality dripping from every busted transition. I hate it. I think I love it. I don’t even know anymore.

Loona landing in your lap already pissed off is honestly the best mood for this game. She’s not here to be “waifu of the year”, she’s here to snarl, roll her eyes, flirt like a bitch in heat and then act like it never happened. You get thrown into this weird spot where you’re half therapist, half horny tourist in Hell, trying to explain human dating to a hellhound who could rip your throat out or ride your dick in the same sentence. And it actually feels like a date sometimes, not just porn stuck between dialogue boxes. You’re picking answers, reading her reactions, watching her tail twitch when you accidentally say something that hits her soft side. Next second she’s calling you a perv and asking if you brought condoms, like it’s your fault you have eyes.

Art is what really sold me. Hand‑drawn, dirty in the right way, not that soulless AI mush. Lines are a little inconsistent now and then, and I like that, it feels like someone actually sat there, zoomed in too much in Clip Studio, and forgot to fix a finger. Her expressions go from annoyed little fang gremlin to full-on needy bitch in heat, and the animators really leaned into her being a werewolf type girl and not just “girl with dog ears”. Her thighs look heavy, her hips have that bounce, and when she climbs on top, the camera doesn’t shy away. You see drool, her tits press and deform against you, fur framing the angles, tongue out, eyes rolled back. There’s one scene where she’s riding and mocking your rhythm at the same time, and you get the choice to shut her up by grabbing her throat or pulling her closer for a kiss. Both are horny, just in different ways. The kiss option made her go all shy and then double down harder later, which is kinda hot and kinda annoying because she never admits she liked it.

The romance part sneaks up on you like a drunk text. You start just wanting to see Loona naked in this parody Helluva/Hazbin flavored setup, and suddenly you’re reading this dumb little line where she talks about how in Hell, “dates” usually end in blood or contracts, not cuddling on some crappy couch watching trash TV, and you’re like yeah ok, I’d actually hold this stupid wolf girl’s hand. Then the game hits you with a blowjob scene where she’s glaring up while drool and cum leak from her lips, and the romance melts back into pure porn again. Writing is rough around the edges, some lines feel like Google Translate had a hangover, but it matches her attitude somehow. She curses too much, repeats herself, calls you names, and that fits. I wish there was more slow build before the first sex scene, but at the same time the impatient rush is very “Loona” so it probably won’t change and I’ve accepted that. Still thinking about that one ending where she pretends she doesn’t care you picked the soft options, tail wagging like crazy in the background while she tells you she only did this to “blow off steam”. Sure, girl. Whatever you say.

Tokyo Hotel feels like someone took that fantasy you get after scrolling too long on Instagram and then getting lost in Japanese travel vlogs on YouTube, then just said “ok, but what if every girl you meet wants to fuck you.” You land in Tokyo, and instead of grinding through boring small talk, you basically fall straight into this neon soap opera where every woman looks like she just stepped out from a dating app but hotter, and for some reason they all think you’re worth their time. The game calls itself a visual novel, but it doesn’t really pretend to be deep. You click, you read, you pick choices, and suddenly the quiet student that barely looked at you is on her knees in some cramped hotel room, panting in that soft Japanese voice that makes your brain melt. I didn’t expect the sex scenes to actually move that nicely but when the first animated scene kicked in, with the girl riding you and the sound of her moans matching the motion, I kinda forgot I had Discord open behind it. I liked that each girl doesn’t just feel like a copy paste with a different haircut. The office lady acting all respectable then grabbing your tie and telling you she “really needs to relax” after work hit way harder than I thought. Then again, half the time I just skipped her normal dialog to get to the part where she’s bent over the hotel bed, so maybe I don’t appreciate her “depth” that much.

Music is surprisingly chill. It’s that soft lounge stuff you’d expect in a slightly shady bar that still pretends to be classy. After a while I stopped hearing it consciously, which is probably good. What stuck more was the voices. The girls whispering, gasping, sometimes trying to hold it in and failing, that shit sells the whole fantasy hard. One scene with the shy girl trying to keep quiet in a thin-walled room, biting her lip every time you push deeper, had me pausing just to catch my breath, and I don’t do that often. Some parts annoyed me though. Like, the text sometimes takes forever to auto-progress and the font spacing looks a bit off in certain menus and for some reason that pissed me off more than any bug in Baldur’s Gate 3 ever did. The choices can feel fake sometimes, like you pick the “gentle” option or the “tease her” option and you still end up with her riding you anyway, just with two different lines before the same scene. I pretend my choices matter but half the time I’m just clicking whatever is closest to the mouse. Also at one point I accidentally clicked past a really hot line and there’s no quick rewind, so yeah, thanks for nothing. Still, the game does this thing where you finish a route, swear you’re done, then notice another girl on the selection screen with that smug look, and suddenly you’re like “ok, one more night, I’ll just check how wild she gets.” To get the most out of it, don’t rush everything in one go. Put on headphones, close all the other tabs, let the girls talk a bit before you skip, and when the animated scenes hit, just sit back, stop trying to theorycraft the “best route,” and let Tokyo fuck your brain for a while.

Guy is 26, thinks his life is kinda sorted, right? Nice job, good money, living with his dad in this comfy house, cute girlfriend who looks innocent but you can tell she rides like a devil when she wants. Then this one shitty day hits him in the face. Everything crashes at same time, like the universe got horny for drama. Fight at home, tension with the old man, his girl acting weird with her phone always face down. He tries to just escape the whole city mess, jumps between trains and buses, then surprise, transport strike. Stuck. Sweaty. Pissed. Horny. Bad combo. He ends up at this hotel bar that feels like a limbo where only broken people and thirsty MILFs spawn.

The game really leans into that slow burn teasing, not just “ok, here’s boobs, click to continue”. You start as this guy who actually feels like a bit of a clueless virgin again, even if he had a girlfriend. All the confidence is gone. First time you meet the older woman at the bar, she talks like she already owns your dick, but she never gives you what you want right away. Just leans closer, runs her fingers around the glass, asks about your “little problems at home” while her dress keeps slipping a bit lower each drink. At some point she just grabs your thigh under the table and keeps smiling like nothing happens, and the game lets you decide if you pull away like a good boy or lean in to ruin your whole life. I picked ruin. Obviously.

What surprised me is how the romance thing sometimes feels sweet then two seconds later you’re fucking someone you probably shouldn’t even hug. There’s this scene in the hotel room, lights low, you’re kissing her and the animation shows every small move, hips grinding really slow, pussy getting wetter each stroke, and your phone keeps buzzing on the nightstand. It’s your girlfriend. The game doesn’t pause for it. You’re balls deep while her name flashes on the screen. I kinda hated that. I kinda loved it even more. The 3D style is not perfect, some faces look a bit plastic from certain angles, but then during vaginal sex scenes the way her ass jiggles when you slam in, it’s like TikTok thirst trap level, only without the annoying music. There is also a younger girl in the mix who flirts like crazy and keeps calling you “innocent” which is funny because at that moment you probably already cheated twice, but sure, pure angel energy. One thing annoyed me: the text messages in the mobile interface feel too tiny on an actual phone, and I kept misclicking instead of answering, like my fat fingers were drunk too. Never got used to that. Anyway, the whole story turns into this messy night of choices where you can try to stay loyal, or let the Goddess in the shadows twist you until you’re begging to fuck her raw, and honestly I forgot half of the plot once the hotel hallway scene started and she dragged you back into the room just by your belt.