Temari Sex Straddle Game feels like someone took that dumb “what really happened after the Shikamaru vs Temari fight” joke and just went all in on it, no filter. You’re dropped right into this POV setup where Shikamaru already won, already has her pinned, and the whole “shadow control” thing is basically just an excuse for him to use her body like a toy. No buildup, no romance crap, just straight to Temari riding cock out in the open like the desert wind forgot to cover her. She’s on top, hips grinding, and it’s that weird mix of her looking annoyed at first, then suddenly really into it, like, yeah, she’s supposed to be the tough Suna kunoichi but her pussy clearly didn’t get the memo. The game leans hard into that: her moans spike every time you push the pace, her face goes from “this little shit” to “don’t you dare stop” faster than Shikamaru can say “what a drag.”

The actual “game” part is simple as fuck, which somehow works here. You’re mostly focused on timing and rhythm, making her bounce harder, faster, holding her just on the edge when she’s clenching around you and begging silently for that creampie while pretending she’s still in control. At some point I caught myself watching her tits and mouth instead of the controls and missed a perfect chance to slam her down for a deep thrust, which annoyed me more than it should. There’s that moment when you’re pushing her pace, she throws her head back, hair all over the place, and you can almost hear the whole Konoha stadium gasping even though no one’s actually there. The outdoor vibe is low-key hot: like they just finished the official match and now they’re having this secret bonus round on the same ground where everyone was cheering before. It feels dirty in that “this should not be happening here” way, especially when you line up the final cumshot and bury it inside her instead of painting her belly or face. She’s clenching around the cock, pussy dripping, and you can tell the game really wants you to give her a full creampie, like that’s the only right answer. Funny part is, the sound of her body slapping against you is great and the volume of the cum is nice, but the way her breath loops at some point made me open another tab just to stop thinking about it. Still kept playing though. Naruto canon died for this and I’m weirdly okay with it.

Naruto: Family Vacation sounds innocent until it isn’t. The thing starts like some casual summer getaway - sun, sand, family, all that “wholesome” crap - but five minutes in, you realize this trip’s got nothing to do with bonding over campfires. It’s a messy, sweaty, unapologetic fantasy playground where every familiar face from the Hidden Leaf seems to have left their morals (and most of their clothes) at home. You’re the guy in the middle of it all, watching Hinata try to keep her calm while her sister teases her, Tsunade pretending she’s too mature for this before she’s the loudest one moaning, and Ino doing that thing with her tongue that makes you forget your own damn name. It’s not subtle, and it doesn’t try to be.

What’s wild is how it mixes that goofy parody vibe with moments that feel way too personal. Like, you’re watching Sakura give a footjob while Naruto’s voice echoes from another room, and it hits you - this is both ridiculous and kinda hot in a way you didn’t expect. The art style helps; it’s got that soft, hand-drawn feel that makes even the dirtiest scenes look almost sweet. Almost. There’s a voyeur thing going on too - you catch scenes you weren’t supposed to see, like Temari sneaking into Shikamaru’s room or Mei Terumi playing with a toy that looks like it came from another dimension. It’s all a bit chaotic, but that’s part of the charm.

Sometimes it feels like the game’s trolling you - one moment you’re deep in a BDSM scene with ropes and blindfolds, next you’re watching Boruto walk by eating ramen like nothing’s happening. It’s absurd, horny, and kind of brilliant in its own broken way. The pacing’s weird, the dialogue swings between hot and hilariously bad, but somehow that just makes it feel more real. Like a dirty secret you shouldn’t be enjoying this much, but you keep clicking anyway.

Sasuke really feels like that one guy at the party who pretends he “just came to talk” and then somehow every girl ends up naked and moaning on his lap. The animation here is basically a shrine to his smug little face and the way the girls’ bodies react to him. It’s not super polished, you can see it right away, but that’s what made me watch it more closely, like a weird body language study on horny ninja. Sakura’s hips give her away before anything else. When he pushes into her, her spine does this tiny twitch, half pain, half “finally”, and her hands hover for a second like she wants to push him away but her fingers curl instead. Whoever drew that loop understands how a girl tries to keep a serious face while her thighs are already confessing everything. Her eyes go slightly cross when he speeds up, which made me laugh, then I had to pause and watch it again, slower, like I was replaying a TikTok frame by frame.

Hinata is a different story. With her, it’s all in the shoulders and the shy little flinch before she relaxes. Her tits bounce in a strange rhythm that doesn’t always match his thrusts, which lowkey annoyed me, but her mouth movements sell it. That tiny open-mouth gasp that never fully closes, like she forgot how to breathe right. She looks like she’s trying not to be caught cheating, even though the whole point is that she is. There’s this one loop where he’s taking her from behind and her toes curl together inwards, knees shaking, and it’s such a small detail but it felt more honest than all the wet sound effects. Tenten’s body language is more “fuck it, I’m here to get wrecked.” Her hips meet him halfway, her hands grip whatever’s near, and her eyes roll just enough to look slutty without turning her into a doll. But I kinda hate how her orgasm looks almost copy-pasted from Sakura’s, same head toss, same neck angle. I get it, it’s a flash loop, but still, my brain notices and won’t shut up about it.

There’s a funny thing with Sasuke himself. His face barely changes, like a bored porn star on auto-pilot, but his timing is actually good. The way his body lines up with each girl says more than his expression. When he’s with Sakura, his chest leans in closer, almost protective, like a husband doing “regular sex” that accidentally turns filthy. With Hinata, he stays just a bit further back, more distance, almost like he knows this is wrong and that makes it hotter. And with Tenten, he moves faster, almost rough, giving her that “you knew what you came for” treatment. The loops are simple, yeah, but if you watch how their thighs tense, how their bellies tremble, you feel more than the artist probably planned. I wish there were more messy transitions, like him pulling out and slapping her ass or making her adjust position, but it stays very straight-on and clean. That’s not going to change, and weirdly I stopped expecting it after a while. Instead I just ended up watching Sakura’s fingers clench the sheet on repeat, like I was reading a whole hentai story just from her hand.

Naruto finally got what every horny fanfic from the old forums kept promising and almost never delivered: Sakura on all fours, outside in broad daylight, with her pink hair in a mess and her ass high up while he still pretends it’s “training”. There is no romance nonsense here, no sad violin about Sasuke. She is frustrated, needy, pissed at life, and decides the fastest way to forget everything is to let Naruto pound her brains out against a rock like some desperate kunoichi in heat. The game just throws you in that moment: wind, grass, big rock, Sakura’s tight pussy dripping, Naruto half focusing on his stupid training idea, half fighting not to blow his load too early. There is no build up, no gentle warmup, it feels exactly like those horny thoughts that hit you mid scrolling on Twitter or Reddit, when you just want something fast and dirty with characters you already know too well.

The reflex part is where it gets interesting and also a bit annoying in a nice way. You are not just watching them fuck, you have to sync Naruto’s thrusts with him pushing that huge rock forward. Every correct tap is a deep slam into Sakura, her body bouncing and her little cries getting sharper. Miss the rhythm and it’s like he loses his groove, the momentum drops, and you feel that tiny shame, like when Pornhub stutters and your hand freezes for a second. When you nail the tempo, though, his hips smack her ass in this almost stupidly satisfying cadence, cheeks jiggling, her back arching more with every thrust, her pussy gripping tighter. You can see she wants the creampie, she’s not pretending, she opens her legs wider, pushes back into him, begging silently for that thick load inside. And yeah, when he finally loses control and blasts her full, it’s that classic “finally” moment, cum flooding deep in her cunt, white dripping down her inner thighs while she stays in doggystyle, used, panting, and still not really done. I kind of wish there was just one tiny option to flip her over and see her face as he keeps going in her overstimulated pussy, but the game is stubborn about its one-scene, one-position fantasy, and somehow that single-minded focus actually fits Naruto way too well. Sakura taking it rough outside, Naruto trying to pretend it’s all for training, your fingers trying to keep perfect tempo so he can fuck her harder and still push that damn rock, and finally that messy cumshot buried deep where it obviously should go. It’s simple, shameless, and very clear about what part of Naruto Shippuden your dick came here for.