Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

Bruh this game is like if someone took all those anime body pillows from your friend's room and made them interactive lol. You get this sketchy game from some vendor guy and boom - suddenly you're running a hotel where every anime girl you've ever simped for shows up ready to... well, you know. Starfire's there looking thicc as always, Momo from MHA with those ridiculous proportions, even Hinata being all shy but definitely not saying no to anything. The whole setup is pretty genius actually - instead of just one waifu route you get to collect them like Pokemon cards except way more NSFW.

The sandbox thing works better than I expected though sometimes the UI feels janky as hell. You're basically customizing everything about these girls - what they wear (or don't wear), how they act, whether they're sharing you with the others or getting jealous. Starfire in a maid outfit hits different when she's actually responding to your choices instead of just sitting there looking pretty. And don't even get me started on the Sonic girls because Amy Rose being clingy takes on a whole new meaning here. The voyeurism stuff gets pretty intense too - you can watch interactions between characters or just creep on them doing daily activities. Raven being all goth and mysterious while secretly being into weird shit is *chef's kiss*.

What's wild is how many different franchises they crammed in here. One minute you're dealing with Dragon Ball girls like Chi-Chi being all domestic and the next Nobara from JJK is throwing hands before throwing something else entirely. The groping mechanics feel responsive enough and the big ass tag definitely delivers - these character models don't skip leg day if you know what I mean. Mobile version runs decent too which is surprising for how much stuff they packed in. Only complaint is sometimes the romance options feel rushed but honestly when you got this many waifus fighting for attention who cares about slow burn development.

Man, this casting studio thing is way more addictive than I expected. You basically play this dude who's setting up his own adult film studio, and all these anime waifus show up wanting to be pornstars. Sounds ridiculous? Yeah, totally is. But somehow it works because the whole setup is so absurd it becomes fun.

The management part caught me off guard - you're not just clicking through sex scenes, you actually have to run this weird business. Pick your assistant first (I went with Valeria because... reasons), then these famous anime girls start showing up for "auditions." We got Mitsuri from Demon Slayer looking all innocent until she's not, Yor from Spy x Family being surprisingly kinky, and Hinata who's way more confident than in Naruto. The conversations before anything happens are actually pretty decent - not Shakespeare but better than most games where dialogue exists just to get to the fucking. Power from Chainsaw Man is absolutely unhinged in the best way possible, and Nami... well, she knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.

What's weird is how the whole casting couch scenario doesn't feel as sleazy as it should? Maybe because these are fictional characters who are actively choosing this career path, but the game treats it more like a business simulation with lots of sex. You can do anal, vaginal, watch them strip and tease, the usual stuff. Some girls are into BDSM, others prefer vanilla encounters. The ahegao faces are pretty well done too. Graphics are decent 3D, nothing groundbreaking but gets the job done. They're adding new waifus monthly which is cool I guess, though I'm still figuring out all the current ones. Erza's scenes are intense as hell btw - that woman does not mess around.

I went into this pirate trainer thing mostly because of the redhead with the absurd boobs, not gonna lie. That was the whole hook for me. One piece of art of her popped up on Twitter, I squinted at my screen on my phone like an idiot on the bus, and later I was on my PC with one hand on the mouse and the other already kind of busy. The game just drops you on this ship floating in the middle of nowhere, and suddenly you’re the “captain” who’s supposed to turn this stacked troublemaker into a proper crew asset. Except every “lesson” slowly turns into “ok what if I just see how far I can push her before she makes that little angry pout and then moans anyway.” It’s not subtle. First training is some boring discipline stuff, and then two clicks later I’m timing dialogues with my keyboard in one hand and jerking with the other. And I keep misclicking the wrong option because my fingers are shiny and now she hates me, but also somehow ends up with her tits out during punishment, so I guess I still win?

The rhythm is weird in a good way. Sometimes you’re talking to her in this cramped captain cabin, wood creaking, candles, her shirt clinging to her chest like it wants to give up. You pick something like “intimidate” or “sweet talk,” and depending on your stats she either crosses her arms and presses those huge tits together in your face or shies away, blushing, and then the next scene she’s bending over a barrel. There was this one time I thought I finally got the “good” route with her, I was stacking obedience, checking some quick guide in another tab, feeling like a big brain, and suddenly one wrong choice and she spits in my face in the middle of a blowjob scene and calls me a useless captain. I had my headphones too loud on Discord and my buddy asked “bro what are you watching” and I alt‑tabbed so fast I clicked some random menu and skipped half the CGs. The funny thing is, I complained in my head about the same thing later. There’s a little random event in the deck where she’s practicing with a sword, tits bouncing stupidly, and the camera angle is perfect and then the text keeps going and I’m like “shut up, stop talking, I want the tits,” but then the dialogue turns kind of cute and I’m reading it carefully with my dick out, like an idiot pretending this is literature.

The redhead herself is kind of the whole show. She’s got that “I’ll stab you and then ride you” vibe, bright hair, big tits stuffed into clothes that clearly lost the fight. Half the time she’s calling you “captain” in this annoyed way, half the time she’s gasping it like she’s begging. First time I triggered her “punishment” on the mast, I actually clicked the gentle option by accident because the buttons were too close and my mouse slipped, and it made the scene softer than I expected. I was weirdly into it, but also annoyed because I wanted to go full corrupt bastard that run. And there’s this tiny UI sound when you gain lust or obedience that I keep noticing and it kind of kills the mood for one second, like a cheap mobile game ping, then I forget because she’s on her knees with her tits wrapped around my cock. I sort of wish she had more outfits, but I also don’t, because the base one is already burned into my brain: open cleavage, that stupid little knot struggling to hold everything in. Sometimes I’m clicking through too fast, nut early, and then a better scene appears right after and I’m just sitting there like “yeah, nice, cool, wasted that one.” Then I do it again next session. Peak pirate training.