Porn Bastards: Bayonetta [v 1.3]
Bayonetta always had this “I could crush you with a heel and you’d say thank you” vibe in the original games, and here that energy is just stripped of pretense and pointed straight into your crotch. The whole thing feels like someone took the idea of a serious witch story, got bored halfway, and said “fuck it, let’s just make her ride this poor bastard until he forgets his name.” You start with the usual set up, some flimsy excuse of a narrative about demons, contracts, sexy power, all that. You can read it if you’re in a mood, or just hammer the next button like a horny squirrel trying to open a nut. There’s this fun moment where she’s mid-dialogue, talking like she owns the whole damn universe, and you cut her off by skipping the text and jumping straight into her grinding her hips down, and it almost feels wrong, like interrupting a priest. A very stacked, very evil priest who calls you a pervert while bouncing on your cock.
What I liked most is how the customization is stupidly simple but still hits hard. You tweak her hair, maybe loosen the outfit a bit more, change tiny things in her look and suddenly she feels like a different flavor of the same dangerous milf. Sometimes I spent longer in those menus than in the actual “action” parts, just nudging sliders, going “nah, more cleavage, no, even more, yeah, that’s it,” like I was sculpting a sin. There’s this one scene where her glasses are slightly different and for some reason it made the rough sex moment feel way more personal, like this was my private version of Bayonetta that Nintendo would absolutely sue over. The sex itself is straight to the point, almost rude about it. She talks like she knows exactly how pathetic you are, rides you, slaps, squeezes, grabs, and the game is shameless about throwing you into the cumming part without long foreplay if you want. Sometimes it’s actually too fast. You click through the “porn bastards” style story, tweak her look a bit, and boom, she’s already on top and you’re finishing before your brain even catches up. It’s like ordering a huge meal and the waiter just slams dessert on your table first.
There’s rough moments that feel really good in a way that’s not nice at all. She chokes you with her thighs, calls you something filthy, arches her back, and you get that rush that only comes when a character looks like she could ruin your life and you’re begging her to. I kind of wish there were more positions, or at least one scene where she actually slows down and teases instead of just pounding like a cursed metronome, but that’s not what this thing is aiming for. It’s more like a quick, nasty fan fantasy where Bayonetta stops pretending to be a stylish superhero and just becomes the terrible idea you jerk off to after too much Reddit and horny Twitter art. The parody side is fun too, you recognize the attitude, the poses, the way she moves her hands like she’s still summoning demons, except now the “demon” is basically your dick and she’s casting the same spell over and over until you give in. If you want to squeeze every drop out of it, don’t rush the first run. Play with her look, read at least some of the dirty story, then, when you feel that edge starting to creep in, kill the self-control, skip everything, and slam your way straight to the ending scene. Treat it like a one night stand where you already know her name but pretend you don’t.
What I liked most is how the customization is stupidly simple but still hits hard. You tweak her hair, maybe loosen the outfit a bit more, change tiny things in her look and suddenly she feels like a different flavor of the same dangerous milf. Sometimes I spent longer in those menus than in the actual “action” parts, just nudging sliders, going “nah, more cleavage, no, even more, yeah, that’s it,” like I was sculpting a sin. There’s this one scene where her glasses are slightly different and for some reason it made the rough sex moment feel way more personal, like this was my private version of Bayonetta that Nintendo would absolutely sue over. The sex itself is straight to the point, almost rude about it. She talks like she knows exactly how pathetic you are, rides you, slaps, squeezes, grabs, and the game is shameless about throwing you into the cumming part without long foreplay if you want. Sometimes it’s actually too fast. You click through the “porn bastards” style story, tweak her look a bit, and boom, she’s already on top and you’re finishing before your brain even catches up. It’s like ordering a huge meal and the waiter just slams dessert on your table first.
There’s rough moments that feel really good in a way that’s not nice at all. She chokes you with her thighs, calls you something filthy, arches her back, and you get that rush that only comes when a character looks like she could ruin your life and you’re begging her to. I kind of wish there were more positions, or at least one scene where she actually slows down and teases instead of just pounding like a cursed metronome, but that’s not what this thing is aiming for. It’s more like a quick, nasty fan fantasy where Bayonetta stops pretending to be a stylish superhero and just becomes the terrible idea you jerk off to after too much Reddit and horny Twitter art. The parody side is fun too, you recognize the attitude, the poses, the way she moves her hands like she’s still summoning demons, except now the “demon” is basically your dick and she’s casting the same spell over and over until you give in. If you want to squeeze every drop out of it, don’t rush the first run. Play with her look, read at least some of the dirty story, then, when you feel that edge starting to creep in, kill the self-control, skip everything, and slam your way straight to the ending scene. Treat it like a one night stand where you already know her name but pretend you don’t.
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👁 26K
★★★☆☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And from "switches", we suggest "that they become supah exposing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, which means it is possible to keep concentrating on your win - or even, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
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★★★★★
Natsume 2 [Edit]
Natsume 2 with the blonde edit feels like someone took a horny fever dream, poured it into a browser window, and then forgot to add “good taste” as a limiter. That’s a compliment. The girl looks like classic soft anime waifu at first, but once things start, she’s less “cute elf maiden” and more “living fuck-sleeve offered to anything with a pulse or a tentacle.” Her new hair color actually changes the vibe a lot; the blonde makes her feel more trashy, more pornstar, less shy shrine girl. It’s like watching somebody mod a wholesome gacha character into a Pornhub original. The eyes look different too, more shiny and a bit insane, like she’s stuck somewhere between terror and “please don’t stop.” In a lot of scenes her pupils go all wobbly right when the second or third cock forces its way in, and for some reason that tiny detail hits harder than all the fluids splashing around. I got flashbacks to those old Fakku panels where the elf girl keeps saying “no” while her body is clearly betraying her. It’s that kind of energy, just with even more slime and less shame.
The tentacles here are the real main character though. Normal tentacle stuff is already pretty messed up, but this version acts like the dev opened the aggression slider in the editor and pushed it off the screen. They don’t just poke; they slam into every hole they can grab. First it’s one in her mouth, one in her ass, and you think “ok, typical,” then the camera angle shifts and suddenly you realize there’s another one prying her pussy wide and trying to share space with a cock that’s already balls deep. The triple penetration shots get almost absurd, like the game is trying to see how much you’ll tolerate before you say “ok, maybe that’s too much” and then you keep clicking anyway. There’s this one loop where she’s bent almost in half, dick in her throat, tentacles yanking her legs apart while another pushes into her ass, and she’s crying but her tongue is out, eyes rolled up, and her belly has that bulge that looks way too big for a human body. It looks painful and hot at the same time, which is pretty fucked up and exactly what some of us came for. Cumshots coat everything: her hair, her pointy elf ears, sometimes a single strand is left hanging off her eyelashes like some kind of sick jewelry. The game keeps splattering so much white stuff that it starts to look like someone spilled a whole bottle of body lotion on the screen. At one point I noticed how rarely her ears move even when she gets wrecked from both ends, and it bothered me far more than it should, like “why give her elf ears if they don’t twitch when she gets her ass drilled by two tentacles at once?” I thought about that way too long and forgot I was even mid-fap. The rough sex vibe never really slows down either; once it ramps up, it stays in that hard, choking, gagging, overfilled place, like the “gentle” mode got deleted in this edit. There’s no build up, only escalation. It pretends to care about her at first, but it really doesn’t. And that’s exactly why I kept clicking through every scene.
The tentacles here are the real main character though. Normal tentacle stuff is already pretty messed up, but this version acts like the dev opened the aggression slider in the editor and pushed it off the screen. They don’t just poke; they slam into every hole they can grab. First it’s one in her mouth, one in her ass, and you think “ok, typical,” then the camera angle shifts and suddenly you realize there’s another one prying her pussy wide and trying to share space with a cock that’s already balls deep. The triple penetration shots get almost absurd, like the game is trying to see how much you’ll tolerate before you say “ok, maybe that’s too much” and then you keep clicking anyway. There’s this one loop where she’s bent almost in half, dick in her throat, tentacles yanking her legs apart while another pushes into her ass, and she’s crying but her tongue is out, eyes rolled up, and her belly has that bulge that looks way too big for a human body. It looks painful and hot at the same time, which is pretty fucked up and exactly what some of us came for. Cumshots coat everything: her hair, her pointy elf ears, sometimes a single strand is left hanging off her eyelashes like some kind of sick jewelry. The game keeps splattering so much white stuff that it starts to look like someone spilled a whole bottle of body lotion on the screen. At one point I noticed how rarely her ears move even when she gets wrecked from both ends, and it bothered me far more than it should, like “why give her elf ears if they don’t twitch when she gets her ass drilled by two tentacles at once?” I thought about that way too long and forgot I was even mid-fap. The rough sex vibe never really slows down either; once it ramps up, it stays in that hard, choking, gagging, overfilled place, like the “gentle” mode got deleted in this edit. There’s no build up, only escalation. It pretends to care about her at first, but it really doesn’t. And that’s exactly why I kept clicking through every scene.
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👁 18K
💬 1
★★★★☆
The Rubdown Institute 2: The customer is always right
In the shadows of the massage institute, Ivan’s touch wakes desires that ripple beneath calm exteriors. Each client brings a new puzzle, each decision a step deeper into tangled passions and forbidden games.
Ivan juggles not only his workload but the simmering relationships that heat up behind closed doors. Your girlfriend’s smoldering looks test your ability to stay professional as the night deepens.
The staff around you weave a complex web of desire, competition, and fragile alliances. The key to mastering this night lies in spotting the subtle hints and hotspots that unlock new paths and pleasures.
Precision in dialogue can turn a routine massage into a risqué dance of trust and temptation. Track down hidden clues that reveal desires no one dares to voice outright.
Experience a raw, unfiltered slice of life at the massage institute where every encounter feels dangerously authentic. Master the art of pickup while balancing the pressures of your job, your love life, and the simmering tensions around you.
Step into a story where every touch carries meaning, and every word could lead to ecstasy or downfall. Lose yourself in the sultry maze of the massage parlor, where every client is a new story waiting to unfold.
Ivan juggles not only his workload but the simmering relationships that heat up behind closed doors. Your girlfriend’s smoldering looks test your ability to stay professional as the night deepens.
The staff around you weave a complex web of desire, competition, and fragile alliances. The key to mastering this night lies in spotting the subtle hints and hotspots that unlock new paths and pleasures.
Precision in dialogue can turn a routine massage into a risqué dance of trust and temptation. Track down hidden clues that reveal desires no one dares to voice outright.
Experience a raw, unfiltered slice of life at the massage institute where every encounter feels dangerously authentic. Master the art of pickup while balancing the pressures of your job, your love life, and the simmering tensions around you.
Step into a story where every touch carries meaning, and every word could lead to ecstasy or downfall. Lose yourself in the sultry maze of the massage parlor, where every client is a new story waiting to unfold.
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👁 20.9K
💬 1
★★★☆☆
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Summoner's Quest Ch.9.5
This chapter splits into a pair of choices, each leading you deeper into the tangled web. Follow the dialogue closely because every word pushes you toward a sizzling climax.
The thrill lies in the unfolding plot, teasing you with every line of dialogue. Familiar faces from Summoner’s Rift bring their fierce personalities to the scene, turning every choice into a charged moment.
How you navigate the story determines which path leads to that heated encounter. The script is crafted to feel alive, making the buildup to the final scene impossible to resist.
Expect sharp wit, biting humor, and a naughty twist on familiar legends. It’s designed to satisfy your craving for narrative depth and unfiltered eroticism alike.
The dialogue is your guide, the characters your companions through this addictive adventure.
Choose your path carefully - the climax hinges on your every decision.
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This chapter splits into a pair of choices, each leading you deeper into the tangled web. Follow the dialogue closely because every word pushes you toward a sizzling climax.
The thrill lies in the unfolding plot, teasing you with every line of dialogue. Familiar faces from Summoner’s Rift bring their fierce personalities to the scene, turning every choice into a charged moment.
How you navigate the story determines which path leads to that heated encounter. The script is crafted to feel alive, making the buildup to the final scene impossible to resist.
Expect sharp wit, biting humor, and a naughty twist on familiar legends. It’s designed to satisfy your craving for narrative depth and unfiltered eroticism alike.
The dialogue is your guide, the characters your companions through this addictive adventure.
Choose your path carefully - the climax hinges on your every decision.
The thrill lies in the unfolding plot, teasing you with every line of dialogue. Familiar faces from Summoner’s Rift bring their fierce personalities to the scene, turning every choice into a charged moment.
How you navigate the story determines which path leads to that heated encounter. The script is crafted to feel alive, making the buildup to the final scene impossible to resist.
Expect sharp wit, biting humor, and a naughty twist on familiar legends. It’s designed to satisfy your craving for narrative depth and unfiltered eroticism alike.
The dialogue is your guide, the characters your companions through this addictive adventure.
Choose your path carefully - the climax hinges on your every decision.
--
This chapter splits into a pair of choices, each leading you deeper into the tangled web. Follow the dialogue closely because every word pushes you toward a sizzling climax.
The thrill lies in the unfolding plot, teasing you with every line of dialogue. Familiar faces from Summoner’s Rift bring their fierce personalities to the scene, turning every choice into a charged moment.
How you navigate the story determines which path leads to that heated encounter. The script is crafted to feel alive, making the buildup to the final scene impossible to resist.
Expect sharp wit, biting humor, and a naughty twist on familiar legends. It’s designed to satisfy your craving for narrative depth and unfiltered eroticism alike.
The dialogue is your guide, the characters your companions through this addictive adventure.
Choose your path carefully - the climax hinges on your every decision.
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👁 57.5K
💬 2
★★★☆☆