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Sometimes when you look around the internet for these things you realize how much trash is out there, but honestly, porn bastards is one of the few places where things actually seem to work okay most of the time. I remember finding this weird little RPG on here last week where the goblin girl had absolutely crazy proportions, like way too big, but the animation was actually smooth, which is rare because usually these flash style games are laggy as hell on my old laptop. It makes me angry when the game freezes right at the good part and you just sit there clicking like an idiot hoping it comes back. That happened with that one nurse game everyone talks about, total waste of time, but whatever, the other stuff here is decent enough to keep coming back I guess. You look at the list and it is just endless scrolling of thumbnails and half of them are lying about what is inside anyway. Like the cover shows some high level 3D art but then you open it and it is just text and maybe two pictures. I hate that so much. But then you find a gem where the dialogue is actually funny and the scenes are hot and you forget you were annoyed five minutes ago. It is weird how your brain just switches off like that. I spent like an hour just staring at the menu screen of this one strategy game because the music was actually catchy, like some retro arcade beat, totally forgot I was supposed to be playing. The music loops forever though so eventually you have to mute it or you go crazy.

I think the variety is okay, maybe too much furry stuff for me personally but I know some people are super into that so I just scroll past it. It is kind of annoying how the search bar never finds exactly what I type, but porn bastards games usually have weird tags anyway so maybe it is my fault for not knowing the right words. You get used to just clicking random things until something sticks. I played this one game where you run a potion shop and every customer wants to pay with their body which is such a cliché but I played it for three days straight because the grinding mechanic was addictive. Not that kind of grinding, I mean the actual gameplay loop of making potions. Well, the other grinding too obviously. It is funny how much time you can sink into these browser games without realizing it. My chair is so uncomfortable too, I really need a new cushion because my back hurts after sitting here too long but I never get up. The interface on some of these is terrible though, buttons are too small or the text is impossible to read. Why do developers use dark red text on black backgrounds? It is impossible to read. But you squint and deal with it because the art is good.

Sometimes I wish they would update the player so it remembers your save files better because I lost my progress on that dungeon crawler three times and I almost smashed my keyboard. It is just a browser game, I know, but when you put effort into unlocking the special gallery scenes and then poof it is gone, it hurts. It really sucks. But then you just start over because you want to see the ending with the witch character. That is the trap. You think you will just play for ten minutes and then suddenly the sun is going down and you are trying to figure out how to romance the slime girl. It makes no sense but it is fun in a stupid way. The community comments are usually garbage though, just people asking for cheats or complaining about bugs that were fixed months ago. I never read them anymore except to see if a game is broken before I load it. I guess that is smart. Anyway, it is a mess but a good mess if you know what you are looking for and have the patience to dig through the pile to find the good stuff.

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I have been looking at this page for a while now and thinking about how weird it is that we just play these games right in the browser without downloading anything. It is convenient but sometimes I worry the site will just disappear one day and all my favorite porn bastards titles will be gone forever. That happened with my old bookmark list a few years ago and I was actually sad about it which is pathetic I know. But you get attached to the characters even if the writing is bad. Like there was this visual novel about a space station where all the aliens were super aggressive and the protagonist was just this terrified guy trying to fix the engine. I never finished it because the difficulty spike was insane. Why do they make these games hard? We are here to see naked anime girls not to solve complex math puzzles or have perfect reflexes. It makes me so mad when I get a game over screen just because I clicked the wrong dialogue option. It should just be a straight line to the action. But some developers think they are making the next big RPG and put in all these stats you have to manage. Strength, charisma, stamina. Who cares? Just let me unlock the gallery. I spent way too long trying to maximize my charisma stat in that one dating sim and realized later it did not even matter because the girl was scripted to like you anyway. I felt so cheated.

The loading screens are the worst part though. You sit there watching a bar fill up and praying it does not get stuck at 99 percent. It happens way too often with porn bastards games especially the ones with heavy animations or 3D models. My internet is not even bad, it is just the servers being slow or something. I stare at the wall while waiting and wonder what I am doing with my life but then the game loads and the music starts and I am back in. The music is always either generic elevator jazz or super intense techno that does not fit the scene at all. I usually mute it immediately and listen to my own stuff. I was listening to a podcast about crime while playing a game about magical girls once and the contrast was hilarious. The colors in these games are always so bright too, like neon pink and green everywhere. It hurts my eyes if I play too long in the dark. I should probably turn on a lamp.

One thing that really bugs me is when the characters have those high pitched voices that loop every time you click a button. It is cute for five seconds and then it makes you want to rip your headphones off. But you cannot turn off just the voices without turning off the sound effects and you need the sound effects for the impact. It is a struggle. I also wish there was a better way to sort by art style because sometimes the thumbnails lie. You click on something that looks like high quality anime art and then the game itself looks like it was drawn in paint by a child. I mean, I appreciate the effort, but come on. It is deceptive. I still play them though because sometimes the bad art games have the weirdest, most creative stories. There was one about a haunted refrigerator that I still think about sometimes. It was so stupid but the scenes were actually surprisingly good. You never know what you are going to get which is part of the fun I guess. Even if most of it is junk, the digging is part of the experience.
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