The third Subway Fucker feels like watching a porn loop that suddenly grew a brain cell and decided to bully one girl for our entertainment. There’s this same big-tit slut from before, already in that “yeah I know I’m trash, fuck me harder” phase of her life, and the game just leans into it. She’s tied up, helpless, not some empowered warrior queen, just meat on a rail. It starts with this mechanic dildo setup that looks like something someone would try to sell on AliExpress with a broken description. It just goes in and out, pussy and ass, like a fucked-up train schedule. There is no romance, no buildup, nothing cute. She’s used like a test dummy for penetration. The funny part is how quickly your brain stops thinking “oh that’s rough” and just goes “yeah, deeper, faster, come on, break her a bit.”

The guy isn’t charming at all. He feels like that sweaty pervert you avoid sitting next to in real subway. Big cock, zero manners. When he switches from watching the machine do the work to actually slamming into her, there is this nasty vibe like she’s not a person anymore, just a hole set. Pussy first, then flips her for doggystyle, then anal like it’s checkbox on his to-do list. The game doesn’t pretend she has any real say in it; it’s closer to *** fantasy than “rough sex.” You notice little details, like how her body arcs when he pushes too deep in her ass, or the way her tits bounce when he uses her throat like a pocket. The blowjob segment is long enough to make you feel slightly guilty, especially with the facial abuse part, him ramming her head down so there is that choking vibe, spit and tears mixing with cum. It’s all very “I shouldn’t enjoy this,” while you still keep watching. The best part is probably how her big boobs become their own side show. Paizuri happens like an afterthought, but it still looks filthy, his cock sliding between them, and then he just paints them and her face, and you realize you’re staring at smears on nipples like it’s high art.

There’s also this creampie moment that’s weirdly intimate for such a cruel setup. After everything, he still pumps a load inside, like marking territory. Pussy and ass end up used, leaky, stretched, and she looks exhausted, but not in a “I had a good time” way. More like “I need a shower and a therapist, in that order.” The 3D style helps sell the abuse a lot more than it should. You can see small things, like how her expression flicks between shock and forced pleasure when he pushes both holes with machine and cock. Double penetration here isn’t just a tag, it actually feels crowded inside her. There’s almost no romance with the camera either. Sometimes it lingers too long on his balls, or the angle is slightly off, and you catch yourself annoyed that you can’t rotate view, but then he slaps her ass and the annoyance just disappears. The whole thing feels like someone filmed the worst day of her sex life and looped the highlights. It’s disgusting, hot, a bit pathetic, and weirdly honest about what it is: one girl, tied, broken in, filled, covered, then sent “home” like a used toy that still kind of smiles.

Samus in a tight shiny catsuit, Chief in that chunky green armor, and somehow it feels way dirtier than it has any right to be. The whole thing plays like someone grabbed your old Halo saves and your dusty Metroid memories, threw them into a Pornhub fever dream, and then just said, “Yeah, she’s getting fucked from behind and she’s loving every goddamn second of it.” There’s this funny clash between the big heroic vibe of both characters and the really simple goal here: watch Samus ride and take cock until that composure just melts. No slow tease, no fancy plot. She’s already bent, already offering that ass, and you’re just dropped into this future corridor where armor and pussy are the only things that matter. Feels like catching your favorite Nintendo heroine in the wrong universe entirely, with the right camera angle.

What hit me first is how much they lean into Samus actually moving, not just lying there like some bored hentai doll. She grinds back on Chief’s cock with this almost competitive rhythm, like she really is trying to win a “biggest slut in space” contest no one announced. Her blonde hair bouncing a little out of place, that tight suit clinging to every curve, and when you see the outline of his cock pushing into her, it’s stupid satisfying. I was watching it in Chrome on my laptop, had Discord open on the other monitor, kept alt-tabbing like an idiot because I thought I heard a sound. The details are inconsistent in a charming way. Her armor looks badass in one angle and then her pussy turns into the real center of gravity the next, all spread and shiny, and your brain just gives up on logic. The doggystyle focus is intense, like the animator had one favorite position and refused to pretend otherwise. And honestly, respect. There’s this tiny thing that bugged me, by the way: one of the sound loops clicks weirdly at the loop point and once you notice, it just sits in your ear, but then Samus moans louder and you kind of forget to care.

The banter is not spoken, obviously, but the body language kind of turns into its own dirty dialogue. The way she braces her hands, how her back arches, how her hips stutter when he goes deeper, it reads like she’s saying “harder” without a single line of text. Chief is more like a prop with a gun on his back, but it weirdly works, his big armored bulk just there to pound her like a machine and let her steal the show. One moment you’re thinking about how messed up it is to see this childhood sci fi duo used like porn puppets, next second you’re zooming the browser in a bit because the angle is too good and you don’t want to miss the way her pussy stretches around him. There’s this one loop where she looks back over her shoulder, just for a second, like she’s checking if you’re watching, and that one frame sells everything. You can almost imagine her stepping off some mission, wiping alien slime off the suit, then quietly sneaking into Chief’s quarters for a “debrief” that ends with her getting her ass slapped while he rams in from behind. Completely stupid, totally hot, and somehow it sticks in your head longer than it should for a quick hentai animation that’s basically just two iconic space warriors forgetting the galaxy so they can fuck in a hallway.

Hinata in this loop is kind of wild, like someone took the shy manga panels where she’s blushing behind Naruto and said “ok but what if she secretly trained her hips more than her Byakugan”. The whole thing is basically one long doggystyle scene, no story fluff, no extra village drama, just that slow hypnotic repeat of her getting pounded from behind. It feels like those old Flash days on Newgrounds where you’d leave a loop on while browsing other tabs, except here you actually stare because the bounce is stupidly on point. Her boobs are bigger than in any official art I’ve seen, like fanartist brain said “what is subtlety” and never looked back. They sway with every thrust in that slightly off-beat way where one frames looks weird and then it clicks and suddenly it’s hot as hell. I kept thinking “this frame is wrong”, then five cycles later I’m just watching the jiggle and forgetting what I was even criticizing.

The face they gave her is this mix of classic timid Hinata and total cock-drunk hentai girl. Eyes a bit glassy, mouth open, that little “I lost the plot of this war a long time ago” stare. It does not feel like canon Hinata at all, and honestly that’s the fun part. In the manga she never got this kind of panel, right? We got one almost-kiss, a confession and then boom, kids. Here, the camera just camps right behind her, locked on the curve of her ass and her lower back arching every time Naruto (yeah, obviously it’s him even if they never show the whiskers clearly) slams in. The rhythm is actually nice, there’s this heavier part of the loop when he speeds up and her whole body shakes more, then it slides back into a slower grind. Barely any UI, you just hit play and the loop does its thing, which is refreshing and also kind of lazy at the same time. There’s a tiny thing that bugs me though: one strand of her hair clips weirdly against her shoulder every cycle and now I can’t unsee it, it’s like my brain installed a mod just to notice that.

What I like is how they exaggerate her backside without going full clown mode. The curve is big, juicy, but still close enough to her anime proportions that your brain keeps yelling “yeah, that’s Hinata” while your dick’s already two chapters ahead. The pussy stretch is there, they didn’t go for the over-the-top gape but you see the cock sliding in and out, shiny and wet, with that little glimmer that old Flash artists loved. No censoring, no stupid light rays, just straight-up Naruto hentai energy. And since it loops, it ends up feeling like a never-ending panel where your eyes wander: one loop you stare at her ass cheeks clapping, next loop you watch the way her fingers tense on the sheets, next one you check how her boobs lag half a beat behind the thrusts. I kinda wish there was at least one angle from the front, see her tits smashed together, maybe her nipples bouncing, but at the same time the pure focus on her from-behind silhouette is what makes this thing stick in your head. It’s like someone took that mental image everybody had when they heard “Hinata in bed with Naruto” and distilled it into one filthy repeating animation. No plot, no pretense, just Konoha’s quietest girl getting railed like there’s a war quota to fill.

Hinata here is not the shy blushing girl from the anime that keeps poking fingers together and whispering “Naruto-kun” like a broken Spotify loop. This thing throws her straight into clan breeding duty, no romance, no flowers, just “congratulations, your boobs are the property of Hyuga family traditions now.” It feels almost like a fucked up family ritual turned into a porn ritual, and that mix is weirdly interesting if you think about story and not only how many times you can jerk off before Chrome starts lagging. The setup is simple as hell: she’s basically the clan’s soft, submissive meat doll, and everybody around her just accepts that, including her. No rebellion, no drama. Just that calm, obedient Hinata look while her body is treated like a holy object and a public toy at the same time. There is something nasty in how casually they do it, like signing a document at the bank, only instead of a pen you have a huge cock between her legs and her huge tits bouncing every time he slams in.

What caught me more than I expected was how her body language stays shy even while it’s clearly all about rough fucking. Her face still has that “I’m a good girl” vibe, even when her tits swing like they want to escape Konoha and migrate to another village. The animation from Pinoytoons feels a bit stiff in places, not gonna lie, but the way the boobs move has stupid amount of care. Her chest becomes the real main character here. The camera loves them. They rise, they slap against her arms, they drag your eyes away from whatever the dick is doing. Sometimes I forgot whose cock that is supposed to be, because the focus is basically “breasts vs gravity”. And sound, holy shit, the sound. There are those slick wet thrust noises and little soft moans that don’t sound like over-the-top hentai squealing, more like she tries to hold it back and fails. It’s not deep voice acting, nobody is winning any award, but it’s enough that if you play with headphones and a Pornhub tab already open in the background, you suddenly realize which tab is making you feel more like a pervert.

There is this one moment that stuck in my head more than it should: when he pounds her just a bit harder and you see her eyes roll up for half a second, but then the rhythm keeps going like nothing happened. The loop resets, the cycle starts again, no narrative payoff, just raw repetition. It’s almost like watching a sex-based version of those infinite TikTok satisfying loops, only instead of soap cutting you have Hinata’s ass taking the same hit again and again. Narratively, I kinda like that. The story isn’t “beginning to end”, it’s more like a ritual slice, a piece of an endless clan duty that could have started before you arrived and will continue long after you close the tab and go back to Twitter pretending you never saw this. Naruto is just a ghost in this world, a name that means nothing, and that’s funny, because the whole official anime tried so hard to build their love arc. Here, the clan basically says: “yeah, cool, hero of the village, but we’ll fuck her first.” It’s cruel, hot, dumb, and weirdly tight as a concept. The only thing that keeps annoying me is that the background just sits there, dead, like a static screenshot of Konoha wallpaper somebody forgot to finish, but then her breasts start bouncing again and that thought just quietly dies somewhere in the back of my brain.