Not even sure why I clicked on that thumbnail, maybe boredom or curiosity, but this thing went way further than I expected. It’s weird how they made Samus look both powerful and humiliated at the same time - like she’s still that cold bounty hunter under all the mess, but the game keeps pushing her into situations that feel filthy in a way that’s almost hypnotic. You start thinking you’re just clicking through another cheap parody, then suddenly you’re adjusting sliders for things you didn’t think you’d ever have control over. There’s something so wrong about it, yet it’s done with a confidence that makes you forget to question it. I don’t even know if that’s good or bad.

The controls are clunky sometimes, especially when you try to switch between the toys - the physics go crazy, and I laughed instead of getting turned on. But then again, when the tentacles start moving in sync with her breathing, that laughter dies real quick. The sound design is grossly effective: too wet, too close, like someone’s recording from inside her throat. I kept muting it and unmuting again because silence felt even dirtier. The “pee” option caught me off guard; I thought it was a joke setting until I saw how detailed the animation was. Maybe too detailed. And the cake thing? I still don’t get it, but it sticks in your head like a smell you can’t wash off.

I guess what hits hardest is how the game doesn’t pretend to be anything noble. It’s pure control fantasy, ugly and honest. Sometimes she looks back at the camera and there’s this flicker - maybe shame, maybe pleasure - and I can’t tell which one turns me on more. The UI is garbage, but you end up forgetting about it, just lost in rhythm and skin and that awful metallic echo when she moans. I closed the tab, opened it again ten minutes later, and hated myself slightly less the second time.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

The cute anime duo of Haruhi Suzumiya and Mikuru Asahina transform their playful flirting into a scorching encounter that will leave you breathless. Guide Haruhi’s fingers to peel back the layers from Mikuru’s tight bunny suit, exposing her luscious breasts and dripping cunt for your eyes only. Watch Mikuru’s cheeks flush and her breath hitch while Haruhi’s hands roam freely, turning the timid girl into a desperate, horny mess. Suddenly, a burly stud arrives, his eager cock standing at full attention, waiting to ravage Mikuru’s willing body. The stud’s hard, ready cock is all you glimpse, but it’s enough to drive the scene wild as Haruhi enjoys watching Mikuru get fucked hard and fast. Relentlessly tease Mikuru’s exquisite tits and soaking cunt, making sure she stays dripping and desperate for more. This hentai flash game brings the girls’ heated escapades to life with beautifully animated scenes that pulse with raw desire. The power play between Haruhi and Mikuru fuels an intense lesbian encounter packed with teasing, undressing, and ultimate pussy fucking. This explicit anime adventure lets you explore every naughty detail from Mikuru’s bikini-clad body to the hard cock pounding her pussy, satisfying your deepest fantasies.

Aki Izayoi is not acting like the usual cool psychic duelist here. She looks like she already lost the match and now you are collecting a very horny prize. The game is simple as hell and somehow that makes it more dirty. You are not juggling some crazy card combos or reading a wall of story text. You are just there with her, clicking on her, peeling off her clothes layer by layer, watching those ridiculous big boobs spill out like they were just waiting to escape that outfit. It feels a bit like you accidentally clicked a wrong link while searching for "Aki deck build" on Google and ended up in the universe where she is the deck. I once spent a whole evening tweaking a Yu-Gi-Oh deck in Master Duel and no card I drew ever felt as cheap and unfair as getting Aki’s first time basically handed to you here.

Her body reacts when you find the right spots, which makes the whole thing feel like a pervy point and click puzzle. The game throws you a tiny hint with that TAB thing, but honestly I kept pretending I did not see it, just to feel like I actually discovered her panties hitbox "by skill". You touch her tits, you squeeze them, you watch them swell even more, like the game is trolling the idea of breast size limits. At some point her boobs are so huge I started laughing, then two seconds later I caught myself zoning in on her nipples again like an idiot. That breast expansion part is lowkey the funniest and horniest thing here, like the dev got drunk on the boob slider and never bothered to stop. And when you finally get between her legs, that pussy shot is very in your face, no shy camera angles, no trying to pretend this is classy. You pull her panties off and it really feels like the game quietly says "Yeah, this is what you actually came for, stop pretending otherwise."

The penetration part is almost too gentle for how filthy the whole setup is. You slide into her, watch her face shift from that nervous first time look into full on "fuck me more" mode, and if you are anything like me, you keep starting and stopping just to see the transition again. The cum inside option is basically the big shiny button of the whole thing. When you finally let go and fill her up, the creampie feels like dropping your strongest monster on the field after sandbagging for ten turns. Completely unfair, completely one sided, and exactly what your horny brain wanted. The funny thing is, the game is not big or deep at all, there is not some huge branching system, and still I got stuck replaying the same sequence, just touching her tits in a slightly different order, like that would suddenly unlock some secret scene. It never did, and I still kept trying. Worst part? Her facial expressions when she is half undressed and already blushing might be hotter than the actual cumshot. Or maybe not. I change my mind every time I load it again.