This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

Portal with tits. That is pretty much the pitch here, just with way more cum and way less science. You get this redhead, Diva Mizuki, who is clearly used to being on a stage, not in some cold testing facility, and suddenly she’s stuck in a puzzle maze where the main tool is a freaking sperm gun. And it’s not subtle. The whole thing plays like someone looked at Portal’s clean white chambers and said, “yeah, but what if those surfaces were for shooting loads instead of portals?” First level drops you in a tiny room, tutorial vibes, and right away you’re firing sticky white shots at walls and platforms, trying to figure out what counts as “interactive”. The first time I accidentally hit her tits instead of the floor and the game actually reacts to it, I kinda laughed, kinda rewound, kinda did it again. She grabs her boobs, lifts them a bit, gets them glazed, and you realize ok, this is the real focus, not the puzzle. The controls are simple enough: aim, shoot, watch fluids go everywhere, repeat. There’s a “find all uses” thing going on, so half the fun is just breaking the level by testing what the gun sticks to: walls, buttons, doors, her mouth, between her tits, under her, on those floating platforms that look weirdly familiar if you ever played too much Valve stuff on Steam. Sometimes you’re just lining things up so she can run through a portal and smack her big chest right into some trigger plate, and other times you’re lining things up so her cleavage gets painted from below. Same motion, very different goal.

By the time you hit the middle levels it stops pretending it’s about escaping the test chambers and becomes straight-up “how many ways can we fuck Mizuki with this one gimmick.” There’s this one stage where you have to bounce cum shots between two portals to splatter her face from the wrong side of the room, and if you’re even a bit off, it lands on the floor and she makes this annoyed little sound that somehow made me more determined than any game over screen. Another level sets you up with a kind of titty fuck puzzle: you need her to kneel near a pressure pad, but she only moves there after you drench her chest enough that the game flags it as “scene unlocked.” So you’re standing on this catwalk, trying to arc your shots exactly into the gap of her cleavage, watching the physics do this weird half-real, half-cartoon drip. It’s stupidly satisfying and also kinda janky, like sometimes the cum just clips into her boobs or flies off at a random angle like it hit invisible wind. I got annoyed for a second because the reload sound on the gun is this squishy pop that started to drive me crazy after repeating a level, but then I got distracted by how she moans differently when you slime her ass versus her tits and forgot what I was mad about. Honestly, she acts exactly like a spoiled idol who suddenly found out science labs can be horny: pouting when you miss a shot, bragging when you “fill” a target, occasionally licking the barrel in a way that would get the original Portal banned from every school computer. It’s parody, sure, but also not really pretending to be more than: walk, aim, shoot cum, open doors, fuck the redhead with physics. And somehow that’s enough.

Pixen wakes up in this weird quiet castle that feels like somebody forgot to finish decorating it. No intro, no long backstory, she is just there with her thick cock half hard under her clothes like the universe skipped a few steps. I kinda liked that, actually. No slow build, no fake romance, just “ok, you have a horny futa in a haunted sex dungeon, go.” She wanders around these empty stone corridors, you half expect a skeleton to pop out, and instead she stumbles into Tera, this cute girl who looks like she got lost between a porn shoot and a cosplay convention. The look they give each other is not subtle at all. It is that “oh, you also wanna fuck right now” kind of stare, and from then the whole tone of the game is very clear.

The first time Tera gets on her knees it is honestly the best part. The camera hangs on her lips wrapping around Pixen’s shaft in a way that made me pause a couple times just to look. There is this little detail where her hand is not sure at first, fingers a bit awkward on the base, then she finds a rhythm and her wrist twist syncs with her mouth and suddenly it is very filthy in the best way. There is spit, that shiny ring on the shaft, and she keeps looking up with those “I know exactly what I am doing” eyes. The sucking sounds are maybe a bit too wet, like someone recorded them next to a cheap mic, but they still hit. When Pixen finally blows, the cumshot is heavy, like they went out of their way to make the jizz look weighty. It splashes across Tera’s face and tongue, and she actually reacts, tongue pushing into it, blinking through it, not just frozen like a doll. Then next scene she is on her back, those thighs open, and Pixen’s hand is working between her legs. The handjob on Pixen at the same time looks frantic and slightly messy, and that messiness makes it feel more honest than some “perfect” hentai loops. I just wish they committed a bit more to the moaning, sometimes it fades like someone turned the volume down but forgot to turn it back up.

And then, in the corner of the castle, like some cursed mod you accidentally left on, there is this tentacle thing. It appears from the shadows almost like the castle itself got horny. The bonus scene with it goes from zero to “ok this is fucked up and hot” very fast. Tera ends up wrapped in slick purple limbs, one sliding across her breasts, others pressing between her legs while Pixen stands there with that “do I help or just jerk off to this” energy. They do both, kind of. Tentacles tease Pixen’s cock, stroking the length while another coils around Tera’s hips and pulls her open. At one point you have Tera getting penetrated in places you expect and one place you probably did not expect, and Pixen’s shaft being squeezed and milked in sync with her own orgasm. The way they timed the final cumshot, with tentacles pulsing and everything throbbing together, is weirdly satisfying. It is trashy, a bit too short, the castle does almost nothing except be a backdrop, and some angles feel like the animator got tired and reused shots, but when the action is on, it is dirty enough that I stopped caring about all that. I ended up replaying the blowjob and the tentacle finish more times than I planned, which probably tells you more than any rating system ever could.

There is something very funny to me about this game. You open it expecting the usual horny snack, some poolside tits, you click a little, jerk a little, close the tab, done. And instead it feels kind of like a rhythm game designed by a pervert who spent too much time in old arcades and then got way too obsessed with boobs and tentacles. It looks simple when you first see the pool, the girls in their bikinis doing that fake “I’m just relaxing here” pose, but your brain starts going into hunter mode the moment the monster slides into the water. The whole screen is a trap for your eyes. Tits bouncing, asses half out of tiny swimsuits, and under the surface you, this horny underwater thing that honestly feels more relatable than I wish to admit.

I play a lot of games with sound off, Spotify in the background, but this one kind of bullied me into turning the in‑game audio up. The little wet slaps when your tentacles snap out, that low, almost silly bass line that makes everything feel like a porn parody of an old coin‑op cabinet, and then those breathy moans when you actually catch a girl off guard. They’re not “high quality production” or something like this, they sound a bit compressed and dirty, like someone recorded them on a cheap mic at home while neighbors were away. And that fits too well. There is this moment when you line up a grab perfectly, the beat hits, your tentacle pops out of the water and wraps around some sun‑oiled thigh, and her bikini bottom gets pulled aside with this tiny little rip of fabric sound. It’s goofy. It’s hot. It’s kind of trash. I love it. I also absolutely hate how sometimes the same two moans repeat three times in a row, feels like my phone notification stuck on a loop, but after a while your brain files it under “sex noise wallpaper” and you move on.

What surprised me is how “arcade” it actually plays. You are not just clicking girls to see tits, you’re basically juggling timing and reflex like some horny version of whack‑a‑mole. They move around the pool, they sit on the edge, they swing their legs, and you’re threading tentacles between floaties and limbs, trying not to waste your shots. Miss, and you get that wet splash and nothing else. Hit, and suddenly she’s pulled halfway into the water, tits spilling out of her top, hair all over her face, and the music does this tiny shift that almost sounds like it’s laughing at her. Or at you. Hard to tell. Sometimes I wished there was a bit more variation, maybe different types of girls, different reactions, whatever, but then I realized the game kind of wants to stay in this one scenario, like a single porn loop stretched and remixed again and again until it becomes its own genre. Personally I also got irrationally annoyed at how one of the bikinis has this ugly pattern I can’t unsee, but I kept going anyway, chasing that feeling when three girls line up at the pool edge and you snatch them one after another with perfect timing, the soundtrack turning into this horny little drum solo while your monster becomes the most efficient sex predator in chlorinated water history.