This thing plays like someone smashed together a horny visual novel, occult fanfic, and a really mean porn meme folder, then went “yeah, good enough” and shipped it. You’re this dude who basically stumbles into a world where every dark ritual is either trying to eat your soul, sit on your face, or both. One moment you’re talking to some normal-looking goth milf with big tits, next scene she’s in full ritual cosplay, collar in hand, asking if you prefer to be her toy or her sacrifice. The game pretends you have a choice, too, which is cute. Click left: she makes you lick her boots. Click right: she makes you lick something way worse. And then it autosaves like it’s proud of you.

What I actually liked is how the monster girls are not just “oh look, she has horns and a tail.” Nah, these chicks feel properly wrong, in a fun way. One of them is this futa demon priestess that keeps switching between gentle “my sweet acolyte” voice and “shut up and open your mouth” energy, and the game just lets her do the oral scene while she’s explaining a blood ritual in the background like it’s a cooking tutorial. The animations are janky sometimes, like her hips clipping through the altar, but that somehow makes it hotter? I don’t know, my brain is broken. Then again, half of the sex toys look like they were made in a garage with black magic and a 3D printer, which is kinda cool, kinda cursed.

It calls itself a sandbox and yeah, kinda. You wander around this weird occult city, talk to witches, cult leaders, and one “slave trainer” milf who definitely enjoys humiliating you way more than the script admits. You grind some stats, unlock scenes, stalk the map for events, standard stuff. There was this one run where I pissed off the wrong domina and ended up chained to a wall while she invited a monster girl to “help with discipline.” That scene goes from big ass riding to graphic violence way faster than I expected, like the game suddenly remembers it’s a horror fantasy and not just a porn hub search result. Then later it makes you do boring fetch crap like you’re playing a normal mobile game, and I’m there, dick in hand, doing errands for a lady who literally used my ass as a ritual focus ten minutes earlier. The NTR bits are nasty too: watching a girl you kinda liked get bent over by some eldritch thing while your character just stands there, “learning his place,” is rough in the good way and also annoying as hell. Sometimes the female domination hits perfect, sometimes it feels like the dev just typed “lol he’s a loser” and called it a day. Still, when a milf in occult lingerie shoves a dildo in your mouth and tells you you’re lucky she’s not using the real thing, it’s hard to stay mad.

Dream Office feels like someone tried to mash a horny otome, a cheap office drama from Netflix, and a Pornhub audio roleplay together, then accidentally gave way too much budget to the sound guy. You play this fresh, kinda clueless office dude who’s basically a walking “HR nightmare-in-training” surrounded by people who either want to help you, ruin you, or blow you under the desk. Sometimes all three. On mobile it actually works stupidly well: I was playing it on the subway with headphones and legit had to angle my phone away so nobody saw the very obvious “I’m about to suck you off, close the blinds” popup. Not subtle at all.

What grabbed me is how the game treats sound like an actual character. When your boss leans in during a “performance review” and starts talking about that shady drug that makes workers more “focused”, her breath in the left ear is hotter than half the porn on xVideos. The voice is that slightly mature, smoky type, not cartoon MILF, and then when she slides under the desk you hear the chair wheels squeak and fabric rustle before the wet sound starts. And those wet sounds? Not that gross overdone slurping some games use. More like the audio guy recorded someone actually taking their time on a dick and then layered small tongue clicks on top. In one scene the rhythm changes exactly when you choose whether to grab her hair or pretend you’re still “innocent”, and the pace of the sucking syncs with your choice instead of doing the same loop. That’s rare. Porn devs usually fake that.

The corruption angle is funny, because the main guy starts the game talking like a dumb wholesome virgin who thinks office romance is just coffee and shy smiles, then twenty taps later he’s railing a coworker from behind in a storage room and making her moan loud enough you can hear the fluorescent light buzz under her voice. The game has a lot of those moments where the ahegao faces are animated just enough to sell the sound. There’s this one blowjob where her eyes roll up and her mascara is slightly smudged, but what sold it for me is the tiny gulp noise when she pushes past her gag reflex. That single “guk” with a shaky inhale after? I replayed that choice three times like an idiot. On the other hand, sometimes the moans loop too clean and you can tell they cut and pasted one good line five times. Happens especially with one younger office girl; she has this high-pitched “ah!” that repeats a bit too exact during vaginal scenes. Ruins the illusion a little. I’m on Android with cheap wired earphones and even there I could spot it. On PC with my HyperX headset it’s even more obvious, but still, when the MILF boss starts whispering “use me, I’ll make you successful” in that drug scene, with this low club-like hum in the background and faint office noises behind the wall, it hits way harder than it should. It’s not perfect, it’s not subtle, I kept turning my volume down and then up again, and I still kinda wish they gave us more “after sex” breathing sounds instead of jumping to the next dialog. But yeah. The game sounds horny as fuck.

Game feels a lot like those horny Telegram chats that start innocent and then just spiral. You’re this guy on his phone, supposedly just gaming, but you know how that goes: match a cute girl in some mobile game, start trash talking, then suddenly you’re asking what she’s wearing and she actually answers. That’s basically the whole vibe here. It’s not pretending to be some huge epic story. It’s mostly you, your dick, your phone, and this girl on the other side of the screen who pretends she doesn’t want it while totally wanting it. The teasing is the main thing. She’ll send a half-covered pic, then pretend it was “by accident”, then tell you to behave. I was sitting there mumbling at the screen like “girl, you’re the one showing tits through that shirt, don’t play innocent with me”. Felt a bit like chatting on WhatsApp with a regular who pretends she just logged in “for fun” and then tips you extra to show more.

I kinda love how slow and petty the corruption is. You don’t just snap your fingers and she’s suddenly naked, it’s more like you keep pushing tiny boundaries. First you convince her to send a selfie without makeup. Then you get her to try that shorter top. Then you’re asking her to turn her cam a bit lower, like “oh, I just wanna see your new chair, come on”. It reminded me of those guys who come to my cam room all shy, talking about games, and 15 minutes later they’re begging me to show pussy for “just one second please, I swear”. Same energy, but reversed. You’re the one doing the slow push here, and the game actually lets you be a bit of an asshole about it. Little touches like blackmail show up quietly: you save a pic, you say the wrong thing, and suddenly you’re not just flirting, you’re holding something over her. That got dark in a really fun way. Felt a bit too real, honestly, like reading some shady Discord logs you’re not supposed to see.

What I liked is that everything happens inside this modern phone style: notifications, chat bubbles, that little typing indicator that makes you stare at the screen like a dog waiting for food. Sometimes she takes too long to answer and I’m just sitting there horny and annoyed, which is hilarious because it’s not even a real person, but it still triggered that “answer me bitch” feeling. There’s stripping, but it hits different when you had to work for each piece of clothing, instead of the game throwing boobs at you in the first five minutes. The 3D look helps with that too, because when she leans in closer, it’s got that “FaceTime in bad lighting” touch, not some high fashion fake porn. I wish some of the options in the chat were a bit nastier though, like sometimes I wanted to just outright tell her “I’m gonna use that picture against you” and the game went softer. Also one of the notification sounds really pissed me off and I still don’t know why, maybe it reminded me of Instagram DMs during a show. Anyway, if you ever sexted someone you met in a game lobby and thought “man, I wish this went way more fucked up”, this feels like that fantasy written for your dick, with enough teasing to actually make you grumpy when she covers herself again at the last second.

Being a night security guy in this game feels less like a job and more like walking into somebody’s horny fever dream that forgot about HR. You’re stuck between cameras, dark corridors and a mafia family that treats you half like a pet, half like a toy. The boss’s daughter looks at you like you’re a virgin prize she wants to unwrap herself, but then talks like she already rehearsed every dirty thing she’ll make you do. I liked that, actually. She flirts in this annoying way where she pretends to be innocent, sits on the desk, spreads her legs just a bit too wide, and asks you if the cameras see everything. There’s a lot of this voyeur stuff, watching girls on monitors while they think they’re alone, touching themselves, pressing their tits to the glass, bending over to “check something” and clearly knowing you’re looking. Sometimes the game just lets you sit there and stare, no dialog, no mini-game, just her hand sliding inside her panties while the red light of the camera blinks. It’s filthy in a lazy way that feels real.

Story jumps around like a drunk guy trying to explain three things at once. One moment you’re checking doors, next you’re dragged into a smoky back room with mafia goons talking about “loyalty” while their mistress is under the table stroking your dick with her foot and pretending nothing is happening. It feels wrong, in the good porn way. There’s this older woman, clear milf energy, with expensive dress and dead serious face, and when she finally gets you alone she goes straight for your belt, no romance talk. She wants control, makes you kneel, uses your mouth like a tool, then wipes your own cum on your cheek like she’s marking property. In other scenes, you end up in messy group situations where you’re on your back and there’s just asses and mouths everywhere, one girl riding you raw, another licking your balls, somebody’s tongue on your ass, and the game does not rush the moment when you finally shoot. Sometimes it lands on a face, sometimes deep inside, and it actually shows her dripping after a creampie instead of just cutting away, which is rare and hot as hell, even if the animation looks a bit stiff sometimes. Also the feet stuff is all over the place, some characters just randomly push their toes into your mouth while you’re trying to give them oral, like it’s the most normal thing.

Not everything hits. There’s this whole seduction / corruption angle where you slowly push a shy girl over the edge, first making her touch herself on camera, later letting you finger her in some dusty storage room while she whispers that she shouldn’t do this. It’s sexy, but the dialog sometimes feels like it was written in Google Translate, and I say that as a non-native speaker who abuses Google Translate daily. Still, there’s a weird charm in that broken English, like cheap porn subtitles where “I will satisfy your desire” sounds both awkward and horny. POV scenes are intense when they work: you see her lips around your cock, tongue swirling, spit dripping, your hand in her hair, and then for no reason the camera angle changes to something less good right when she’s about to swallow. It pissed me off more than it should. You can get threesomes where two girls argue over who gets your load, then decide to share and make you cum twice, one in the mouth, one in the ass, and then they laugh about how useless you look lying there spent. And somewhere behind all this, you’re still technically a security guard surrounded by criminals, watching them break people and also break each other’s holes, but honestly I forgot the “job” part half the time because the game keeps throwing handjobs in back rooms, rough anal on office desks, chained wrists on leather couches, and quiet lesbian scenes in the showers where you only see them through foggy glass and a blinking security feed.

The whole thing starts in this very unglamorous way: your life is kind of shit, the app you poured your soul into got snatched by hackers, and instead of going full revenge fantasy, the guy just runs back to his hometown like a dog with his tail between his legs. It sounds pathetic, but it works, because the game leans really hard into that “I hit rock bottom, now I’m gonna fuck my way back to the top” energy. You’re this male protagonist who looks more like a dude who spent years on GitHub than in a gym, but somehow every woman in Roots either wants to fix you, own you, or ruin you. Sometimes all three in one scene. One moment it feels like romance, with these slow, kind of sweet dates, where you’re checking messages on your phone like a bored kid and then she suddenly hints at what she does when she’s alone at night. And then later that same girl has your face between her thighs, soaking your mouth while you’re thinking about XP gains and whether you picked the right dialogue option. It’s stupid. And it works. The sex never pretends to be classy: there are messy blowjobs where she gags and mascara smears, lazy handjobs on a couch where your pants are only halfway off because “it’s just a quick one,” tits wrapped around your cock while she looks up with this fake innocent expression and then slips into full ahegao when you shoot hot cum all over those big boobs. There’s a scene where you wake up with morning wood and a girl sitting at the edge of your bed just staring at the tent in your shorts, pretending she’s not. Ten seconds later she’s palming it through the fabric and murmuring something about “helping you relax” while you’re desperately trying not to nut too fast because you know the game is tracking this stuff in the background. Or at least it feels like it does. I liked how the sandbox side quietly encourages you to be a little creep. You wander around, poke into places, and suddenly you’re peeking through half-open doors, watching someone grind on a pillow, panties pushed aside while she rubs her clit, or spying a girl in the shower and you can almost hear the dev whispering “go closer, you coward.” There’s this one voyeur moment where you watch a couple go from soft kissing to full-on raw fucking, her legs wrapped around his waist, her ass bouncing with every thrust, and you get this idiot choice: walk away like a gentleman or keep watching with your dick in your hand. Guess what everybody clicks. Sometimes the game acts like it wants to be wholesome: there are romantic arcs where you actually talk, tease, build tension before anything happens. You share secrets, you discuss your failure with that stolen app like it really hurt, and she comforts you, stroking your hair, then your chest, then your cock, then suddenly you’re balls deep inside her, her nails digging into your back while you grunt into her neck, pushing to that slow, sticky creampie that the camera just refuses to look away from. Then ten minutes later you’re in a completely different route being blackmailed by someone who found your private photos and now wants you to kneel, lick her feet, and beg. She presses her toes against your lips and only lets you fuck her when you’ve cleaned every inch. You feel like shit. And turned on. I’m still not over the first time the game really opens the door to the kinkier stuff, though. There’s a girl who looks soft and sweet on the surface, then you end up tied to a chair with your wrists bound, her riding your lap while holding a little toy against herself, moaning about how “your stupid face” turns her on. She slaps you when you talk too much, spits in your mouth, slams down on your dick until you’re shaking. Then later, that same character is all snuggly, dropping in your bed for a lazy night where she just lies on her stomach scrolling TikTok while you jerk off onto her back like it’s no big deal. The tonal whiplash is kind of charming. The group scenes hit different. Bodies tangle, tongues mix, you’re switching from pussy to ass and back again, someone’s lips wrapped around your shaft while another girl is grinding her slick slit on your thigh, using you like a living toy. There’s this ridiculous threesome where one girl sits on your face, dripping wet, while another one uses your cock like she’s racing a timer, slapping her own ass, telling you not to pull out, and when you finally lose control, you paint her insides, cum leaking out while she squeezes every last spasm from you. Meanwhile the one above you pushes her foot on your chest for balance and accidentally turns it into a tiny foot fetish moment that feels too real to be scripted. Oh, and the mobile side of it? Feels almost illegal how easy it is to sneak in a quick masturbation scene during a dead moment in a coffee shop. You’re there, pretending to answer Slack messages, when the game throws you a scene of a girl shoving a toy inside herself on cam, fucking herself on a chair, moaning your name like you’re actually there. Your thumb is flicking choices, trying to act cool while your brain is already halfway into the bathroom. It’s distracting in the best worst way. There’s a bit where a long-simmering tension finally explodes with you taking a “good girl” for the first time, her back arched, eyes wide, virgin pussy stretching around you, whimpers turning into sharp cries every time you push deeper. She keeps asking if it fits, if she’s doing okay. Then, a while later, she’s riding you with this wild grin, full ahegao, sweat dripping down her tits, asking for dick in her ass next because apparently character development means anal now. It barely makes sense, but in that horny logic, it makes perfect sense. The game loves big asses and big tits in a very blunt, almost rude way. The camera just plants itself right there on her bouncing cheeks while you slam into her from behind, your hand grabbing fat, jiggling flesh, red handprints from earlier spanking slowly fading. She yelps every time your palm connects again, then pushes her ass back harder, begging you not to stop. Sometimes you’re gentler, sliding in slowly, her tight hole swallowing your cock inch by inch, her fingers clawing at the sheets while she tries to relax. You hear that little gasp when you finally bottom out and she realizes you’re not pulling back. And yes, there’s incest drama tucked in the narrative like it’s some shameful secret and also the main course. Home feels very different when the people you grew up with are suddenly giving you long looks in the kitchen, brushing “accidentally” against your crotch, or walking around half naked, waiting for you to snap. One scene has you groping someone you really shouldn’t on the couch under a blanket while the TV is on, your fingers slipping under her panties, her biting her lip so the others in the room don’t hear. It’s filthy, and the game knows exactly what it’s doing with that. Funny thing is, some of the quiet moments are hotter than the big orgies. A girl sitting on your lap in a small room, casually grinding against your bulge while pretending to be interested in some small talk. Her whispering in your ear that she wants your cum inside, right now, that she doesn’t care where. You slide into her, raw, her pussy clutching you, and there’s this point-of-no-return feeling when you both know you’re not pulling out this time. Warm, wet, final. The romance, the corruption, the voyeur stuff, the toys, all of it kind of melts into this messy, horny hometown stew where you’re always one wrong choice away from getting blackmailed for life or buried in someone’s thighs. Roots is not subtle. It doesn’t try to be clever, but sometimes, in those messy, animated little loops of you thrusting into someone while she claws at you and moans with her tongue out, it hits very close to something that feels real. Or at least real enough that you’ll be palming your phone in one hand and your dick in the other, telling yourself “just one more scene” and never meaning it.

You’re this tired 37 year old fed in Boston who’s seen too much bullshit already, and the game doesn’t waste time pretending you’re some innocent boy. You’ve got a gun, a badge, and a dick that every camera angle worships like a separate character. You just pulled six girls out of some fucked up kidnapping case, everyone’s shaken, and the story acts like it cares about trauma and procedure but then suddenly you’ve got your partner pressed against a wall with her shirt half open and her breathing in your ear. It’s this weird mix of crime drama and “oh, right, we’re all horny here” that actually works better than it should. One second you’re talking about chain-of-custody, next second you’re thinking about how soft that detective’s tits looked when she leaned over the table.

The whole thing feels like one of those Netflix crime shows that decided to have a Pornhub brain. You’re constantly stuck between actually wanting to know who runs this creepy underground thing, and wanting the camera to zoom back down into some milf’s cleavage. The women around you are all very… curated. Big tits all over the place, dresses that magically forget how buttons work, that kind of thing. The older ones, especially, are a problem. There’s this one milf character who walks into a scene and the game just stops pretending anything else matters. She talks, but the only thing you notice is how her blouse is fighting for its life and how your “professional” agent is trying not to stare and completely failing. When the MC finally gets his hands on her, it’s not gentle. Full-on groping, fingers digging into her ass, tits spilling out, his cock pushing up against her thigh through his pants while she pretends to say “no, this is wrong” in that way that means “keep going”.

Sex scenes themselves are straight to the point and very visual, like the dev just wanted to show off every inch of that big cock and every jiggle of those big boobs. You don’t get much shy stuff here. When you finally slam into a character, you see everything, from how her lips stretch around you to how her body bounces on top of you when you let her ride. Some of the best bits are those half-public moments. Like interrogations that slowly turn into foreplay, your hand resting a little too high on a thigh, fingers sliding under a skirt while she’s still asking questions. Or when you’re supposed to be protecting someone and end up pinning her to the bed, her legs wrapped around your waist, big tits pressed against your chest while you pound her like the world outside doesn’t exist. It’s not subtle, but it really doesn’t try to be. Feels like something you’d open on your phone on the couch after a long day, forget to adjust the brightness, and suddenly you’re praying nobody looks over your shoulder when the milf you’re fucking starts moaning your name and clawing at your back.

You’re the guy who built the app everyone’s secretly horny for, and it treats you exactly like what you are: a perv with god access pretending to be a professional. Bindr drops you in as the creator of a kinky dating app for the rich, pretty and fucked up, and it never bothers pretending it’s about anything else. You’re swiping through models, club brats, bored trophy wives, bratty subs, smug dommes, a couple of “I’m not into labels” bisexuals who absolutely are into labels, and every single match is less “nice dinner first” and more “how hard can I slap you before you moan the safe word wrong on purpose.” It’s funny, because they talk to you like you’re important, like you’re this big brain tech god, but half the game is basically you kneeling between somebody’s legs while they use your face like a toy. Or the other way around, when you get a girl who pretends to be shy, then suddenly she’s got a collar on, her ass in the air, and you’re the one deciding if she gets a creampie or just a nice slow anal stretch while she begs the app dev for “technical support.” Yeah, really subtle.

What I liked is that it doesn’t waste time on fake “gameplay” padding. The dates feel like scrolling Tinder when you’re horny and bored on your couch, except here you actually get the follow‑through. One match is this ice queen CEO type who starts out talking about “user engagement metrics” and ends with you tied to a chair, your cock out, her heels pressing on your balls while she makes you watch her eat out her assistant on the desk that still has your NDA paperwork on it. Another one, you meet this soft‑looking goth girl who’s into “light teasing”, which somehow becomes her grinding her foot on your dick over your jeans in the back of a limo, slow and mean, smirking while she texts someone else on your own app. There’s groping in elevators, sloppy oral where lipstick ends up everywhere except where it should be, messy handjobs under the table in fancy restaurants while the waiter pretends not to see. Sometimes you’re the one snapping a collar around a girl’s neck, stuffing her full until she moans around your cock and your fingers and that buzzing toy you forgot to turn down. Sometimes you’re face down, getting pegged by a rich lesbian who only matched with you to see if the “Bindr guy” actually practices what he codes. It feels casual and filthy at the same time, like a long horny weekend that just keeps escalating. If you want the best scenes, don’t rush: read their chats, push their buttons a bit, be a little brat, say the wrong honest thing, and let them punish you slowly. This game rewards you most when you act like a curious pervert instead of a speedrunning one.

Guy comes back to his shitty little hometown thinking he is finally an adult, got his own life, some plans, maybe even a bit of pride. Then the town just looks at him and goes “nah, you’re still that horny idiot from high school” and everything collapses from there. Old classmates who never really stopped obsessing over him, teachers who remember way too much, girls in tight school uniforms that somehow still fit even though everyone’s older now. It feels like someone froze the town at that perfect mix of nostalgia and bad decisions, then dropped you right in the middle of it with a hard-on and too much free time. You start in this awkward half-romantic vibe, walking through familiar streets, passing that shitty park bench, then suddenly you’re getting a sloppy blowjob behind the school gym from someone who still calls you by your old nickname. It’s sweet and kind of fucked at the same time. Very on point for this game.

What I like a lot is that the story pretends to be a romance, then suddenly shoves your face into messy stuff. One scene you’re chatting with an old crush, all small talk and “how have you been”, then a few choices later she is on your lap in that tight high school skirt, panties around her ankle, and you are trying not to cum while she quietly moans so no one in the hallway hears. Or that anal scene that comes out of nowhere if you pick the slightly more daring option. She starts all shy, saying no one ever tried that with her, then five lines later she is gripping the bedsheets and begging you to push deeper, and you’re like, ok, so we are doing this now. The writing is unpolished in a good way, feels like some horny dude just typed what he actually wanted to see, not what would look “respectable” on Twitter. Sometimes the dialogue is clunky as hell, like a Google Translate moment, then suddenly there is a line that hits so real you just nod to your screen. The contrast is weirdly charming. Also funny how it is a mobile game, so you can be on the bus, reading what looks like a normal VN, then the next tap drops you into a full-on rimjob lead-in and you just casually tilt your phone away like a criminal. You won’t even remember half the names, but you will remember that one girl who looks cute and innocent in her school uniform, then asks very calmly if you ever tried fucking a girl from behind while she sits on the desk, legs spread, skirt pushed up, wanting to feel every single thrust. Yeah. That one sticks.

Wentford sounds like one of those fancy campuses from Netflix, but this game makes it feel more like Pornhub wrote a teen drama and forgot to stop. You play this chemistry nerd who gets blasted by a “whoops” experiment and suddenly your body, your dick, your relationships, everything is out of control. Not in a subtle way either. One scene you’re just stressing over an exam, next scene you’re waking up with a throbbing futa cock, tits that don’t fit in your old hoodie, and a roommate staring way too long before pretending she’s just “worried about you.” Sure, she is. Classes keep going like normal, but you’re trying to hide a bulge that’s screaming for attention while your lab partner keeps dropping things and bending over. The whole school is basically one long slow jerk session that keeps getting rudely interrupted by actual plot. I kinda liked that. It pretends to care about romance and friendship, while shoving you into situations where you “accidentally” walk in on someone masturbating in the dorm showers, or catch the MILF chemistry professor grading papers with her blouse wide open and no bra. Totally realistic, obviously.

The game loves voyeur crap. Windows left open in the girls’ dorm, bathroom doors not fully closed, phone screens left unlocked with homemade porn clips of classmates doing anal on some gym dude. At some point you’re not even surprised when you click a dialog option that sounds innocent and it suddenly turns into a titfuck in the library stacks, with books literally falling off the shelf while she’s bouncing on you. It’s animated enough that the jiggle and thrusts sell the scene, but not so polished it feels sterile. Some angles are a bit awkward, like that one footjob where her toes look like they belong in an Ikea catalog, but you’re too busy watching your character blow a load all over them to care much. And then they drop a joke in the middle of a creampie scene, like the girl panting, “You better not knock me up, my mom would kill me,” while the text right under literally says she’s clenching to milk every last drop. That mix of horny and dumb humor works weirdly well. Sometimes the dialogue sounds like it came from someone who copied WhatsApp chats into the script and forgot to edit, but that actually gives it a kind of messy charm, like a horny student film with more budget put into cum physics than anything else. The corruption angle is there too: shy lesbians getting tempted, innocent best friend “just helping you out” with a handjob after class, a supposedly committed partner sneaking you into her bed while her boyfriend is on Facetime in the background. It’s romantic, then dirty, then kind of wrong, then hot again. Very much like browsing incognito tabs when you swore you’d just check email.