This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

Tom’s cock is still dripping when the succubus starts laughing. Not the sexy kind, the wheezing snort laugh that makes her wings flutter wrong. The whole summoning went sideways from the jump. He drew the circle with a leaky sharpie from the junk drawer and his offering was a half eaten bag of gummy worms. Now she’s floating three inches off his stained carpet, reading his browser history out loud. Tom, you asked for a demon of carnal knowledge and she’s roasting your searches for “elf maid gets stuck.” The dialogue in this thing is completely unhinged. Every choice leads somewhere so aggressively stupid you have to click it.

That one scene though. Pausing mid roast, she pins him. Her tail, forked and weirdly warm, coils up his thigh. She’s not a shimmering fantasy girl, she’s got that unpolished 3d cg look, textures a bit flat, like a character who glitched out of a mid budget game from 2015. And somehow that’s hotter. She sinks down and the sound effect is just a wet pop, too loud. The whole couch sort of phases through her ass. Her tits have this low poly stiffness but the way her hips snap, no smoothing, it’s raw. Feels like finding a scrambled channel late at night, the good parts flickering through static. The humor keeps it from being pure stroke material, which is a mindfuck in itself. One minute you’re, you know, and the next she’s mispronouncing “pizza” and the moment is dead. Or revived.

Where’s the damn back button? Got stuck in a loop of her calling his soul a “limited time offer” and cackling. Had to refresh the whole browser tab. The map in the corner, some kind of ethereal apartment layout, seems to not connect to anything real. Like its just there. The magic system is just clicking glowing bits of the circle before they fade, and miss one and she just leaves, a little popup of her flipping the bird. Tom’s dialogue choices are all panicked stuttering or bizarre confidence, no normal person would say any of this to a hellspawn. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? The glitches will either kill the vibe or become the whole joke.

An elf chained to a stone wall, her tits out, a soldier's boot pressing her thigh. That's the whole game, basically. And I'm not complaining.

The 3D models are rough, like someone sculpted them from clay then forgot to smooth the edges. But that roughness does something weird to my brain. The prisoner's skin looks sweaty, her eyes half closed, the soldier's armor all jagged and wrong. It feels like a fever dream, not a polished fantasy. And the BDSM stuff is front and center. Ropes, collars, a metal hook somewhere it shouldn't be. I kept clicking through the same three scenes because the camera angles change slightly each time and you catch a new detail, like the way her ankle twists when the chain pulls.

There's no real gameplay. You click, you watch, she moans. The sound is terrible, like a phone recording in a bathroom. But then the soldier says something in a language I don't understand and drags her by the hair and I forgot to breathe for a second. The elf's face, that mix of fear and something else, yeah.

Wish there was a way to make her fight back. Or at least move the camera myself. The fixed angles get boring after the fourth loop. But I kept going back. Not because it's good, but because it's honest. No fake romance, no "she secretly wanted it" bullshit. Just a broken elf and a guard who knows exactly what he's doing.

The spin-off tag means this is a tiny slice of a bigger world. I don't know what TLB stands for and honestly I don't care. This little prison cell is enough. For now.

The "spank" mechanic is basically a QTE with a ruler and a pixel perfect hitbox on a jiggling ass cheek. Miss and you get a sultry laugh animation that loops just a bit too long, like the dev knew exactly what they were doing. The whole thing runs on what feels like a Unity asset flip from 2015, those default particle effects when a cigarette gets confiscated, the uncanny valley skin shaders on the schoolgirl models. It's glorious garbage and I mean that as the highest compliment.

There's this one student in the back row who's always "masturbating" under her desk, and the tell is a repetitive squelching sound effect that's mixed way too loud. First time I heard it I thought my neighbor was having plumbing issues. You have to click on her three times, each click escalating the animation from hidden fumbling to a full, unblinking loop of her uniform skirt bunched up. The game doesn't punish you for watching. It just waits. The "reflexes" tag is a lie, it's a patience tester, a voyeurism simulator dressed up in a teacher simulator's stolen blazer.

I wish the "cheating" students were more creative. They just pass a note with a crudely drawn dick on it. In a school full of girls? Come on. The humor is accidental, born from jank, not writing. The arcade structure means you're just chasing a high score of disciplined sluts, which is a sentence I just typed. The 3D CG is so aggressively mediocre it circles back to a specific fetish aesthetic, like those old Newgrounds submissions that got flagged but you still remember the URL for. No conclusion here, just the memory of that one girl who sleeps on her desk and you can zoom in on her parted lips before the "WARN" button appears. The game knows.

Sue's back. Not the snake valley version, the one in a pantsuit with a look that says she's already calculated your net worth and found it wanting. Milton Price, our protagonist, is that specific breed of lawyer scum who thinks a fake girlfriend will solve his image problem. The whole setup reeks of desperation and expensive cologne.

The game is one scene. One long, deliciously awkward scene where you poke and prod at dialog options like a bruise you can't stop touching. Sue's character model has that slightly stiff Lesson of Passion feel, but her expressions, god, the way her eyes narrow when you say something stupid. It's not polished. It's not supposed to be. The jank is part of the charm, like finding a VHS tape you shouldn't watch. You cycle through choices, trying to crack her professional facade, and sometimes you get a flash of something real underneath. Other times you get a sex scene that's as transactional as the fake relationship itself. The interactive bits are functional, click here, touch there, but the real heat comes from the power dynamic. Who's using who? The game never quite tells you.

Multiple endings, they say. I got the one where everything falls apart spectacularly. Milton's carefully constructed lie crumbles and Sue just... looks at him. That look. It hit harder than any explicit content. There's a version where things work out, probably, but why would I want that? The sad endings here aren't just sad, they're hollow. You stare at the screen after, the browser tab still open, and feel like you've read someone's diary entry they didn't mean to leave out. The milf tag is almost misleading. Sue isn't a fantasy, she's a warning. A beautiful, sharply dressed warning about trying to buy what you can't earn. I wish there was more. A sequel where she ruins him properly. But there won't be. These short games never get what they deserve.

Grandparents vanish, everybody shrugs, and years later you roll in like some half-baked detective with a hard-on and a phone that never stops buzzing. That’s basically the energy here. You’re supposed to be this serious investigator, asking around town about what happened to your old folks, but every single person you meet is either horny, hiding something, or both. One second you’re checking out a crime scene, the next you’re staring at a milf’s ridiculous tits while she pretends she “can’t remember” anything unless you help her relax a bit. And yeah, relax means exactly what you think. The game just leans into that whole “I should focus on the case but my dick has other plans” vibe and somehow it works. Not in a classy way. More like Pornhub glued to a cheap sci‑fi detective comic.

What I really like is how your phone basically becomes your second brain. You’re on Telegram with some girl who’s “too shy” to talk in person, then she sends a pic that absolutely says she’s not shy. You swap between chats, clues, and porn-tier selfies like it’s just another Tuesday. The whole world feels like a horny group chat that escaped into a visual novel. One moment you’re following a lead about some weird lab your grandparents were involved with, clicking through dialogue options, trying to sound smart. Then out of nowhere, a chick with a big ass and some lowkey scary vibe is like, “I can show you what your grandpa liked.” And now you’re naked in a room with glowing toys and some subtle superpower shit going on while she edges you just to see how long you last. The game doesn’t even pause and explain the powers. Stuff just happens. People float a thing with their mind, or read your thoughts while you masturbate in the shower, then act like this is normal. Honestly, I kinda respect it. Also, fuck whoever designed that tiny settings icon in the corner. I mis-tap it every damn time and end up squinting like grandpa again.

The funny part is, for something with aliens, superpowers, and a mystery about vanished grandparents, the moments that really stick are you sitting on a bed, phone in hand, watching a girl strip on video because you picked the teasing option instead of the horny brute one. Or peeking through a half-open door like some busted voyeur while a dominant older woman toys with a younger girl and pretends she doesn’t see you. She absolutely sees you. That whole exhibition thing is constant. Public showers, open windows, “oops I dropped my towel” scenes, people using toys in places where any sane person would lock three doors first. You keep thinking “ok, this is too much” and then they drop a line about your grandparents being mixed up in all this pervy sci‑fi stuff and you go right back into detective mode, clicking through leads, forgetting you still have cum on your hand. It plays like a horny sandbox where the investigation is just an excuse to keep meeting weird, hot people who have no respect for personal space. If you’re the kind of player who taps through romance options while half-watching Netflix, this will absolutely wreck your focus in the nastiest way.

So this Dusuka Academy thing. I was digging through the files, right, trying to figure out why the adoptive mom is sweating bullets in the car before you even get there. The game's a sandbox which means you can just poke at everything, but the real secret is the superpower. You can literally rewind time. Not in a big flashy way, just, oops I came on your tits instead of inside you let me redo that. The first time you use it during a handjob from the tomboyish neighbor girl, she has no idea you've already seen her embarrassed face twice. The power dynamic is completely fucked and I love it.

The 3DCG models have these absolutely ridiculous proportions, big ass and big tits physics that don't obey any real world rules. There's a scene early on where the school nurse is giving you a footjob under her desk during a checkup and her stockings have this weird shimmer like the texture didn't load right. It's not polished at all. Sometimes a character's hand will clip through a thigh during vaginal sex and you just have to accept it. The female domination routes are where it gets interesting though. One of the popular girls makes you her literal footrest after catching you using your power, and the incest tension with the adoptive mother who knows more than she lets on is thick enough to cut. I wish the lesbian content between the side characters was more than just a tease but whatever, it's hot when it happens. The titfuck animation for the busty class president has this one frame where her eyes go completely dead and it's accidentally the funniest thing I've seen all month.

I keep getting distracted by the mystery though. Why is the mom so nervous? What's actually wrong with this city? The groping mechanic in the sandbox mode is clunky as hell, you'll be trying to trigger a scene and just end up awkwardly grabbing air for five seconds. But then you'll stumble into a hidden scene with the strict teacher who's secretly a total submissive and forget what you were even investigating. The game doesn't care about being smooth and honestly neither do I at this point.

It’s messy in the best way. You start thinking it’s just another parody trainer thing, you know, the kind where you poke at anime girls until they blush and moan, but then it hits different. The world feels like some twisted mashup of every horny fantasy you ever had watching late-night anime reruns. RWBY girls in detention, Hinata pretending to be shy while you make her do things she’d never admit she likes, Android 18 acting cold until she’s begging for more - yeah, that kind of different. The game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. It’s corruption, blackmail, prostitution, harem building, all tangled up like a wet dream that forgot to end. You pick your route - romance or whorehouse - and both feel wrong in a way that’s weirdly right. The sandbox setup means you can just mess around, push boundaries, and see who breaks first. Spoiler: it’s usually you.

The animations aren’t just filler either. They’re dirty, loud, sometimes awkward, sometimes perfect. There’s a scene with Meiko Shiraki that made me pause and just stare, not because it was beautiful but because it felt too real, like watching someone lose control for the first time. Then there’s the teasing - god, the teasing - where you’re half sure the game’s mocking you for getting turned on by pixels. But it works. It’s honest about being porn, no fake romance fluff unless you pick that route, and even then, the “love” feels like an excuse to fuck slower. I like that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s raw, sometimes mean, sometimes sweet, and always just a little uncomfortable. That’s the charm.

You’ll notice small things, too - like how the moans don’t loop perfectly, or how one character’s eyes don’t quite match the lighting in a scene. It bothered me for a second, then I realized it made everything feel more human. Not polished porn, but messy, sweaty, desperate sex between people who shouldn’t be doing it but can’t stop. That’s the game’s real trick: it makes you complicit. You’re not just training them - you’re changing them, breaking them, maybe saving them, I don’t know. And somewhere between a bukkake scene and a shy confession, you start wondering if you’re the one being trained.

the loading screen is still that generic fantasy castle but my character has tits now. not like, cute optional cosmetic tits, but the game decided my class is Healslut and the character creator just... did things. my old warrior with the stupid spiky pauldrons is gone, replaced by this pink haired elf with a skirt that's basically a belt. the first quest giver literally pats my head and calls me a good girl and my only dialogue option is to blush. i didn't click anything.

so the combat is weird because you don't really fight. you stand there and your healing spells have these... secondary effects. like casting regen makes your top more transparent. there's this whole corruption meter that fills up when you take hits for the party and when it maxes out the tank just bends you over a broken pillar. the animation for that is way more detailed than any boss fight i've seen. the goblins in the first dungeon don't even attack you normally, they just grab and there's this groping minigame where you have to struggle free but failing it gives you more exp than winning. i don't know who balanced this.

found a transformation shrine that turned me into a catgirl for a zone and the party's mage, who was also a girl suddenly, wouldn't stop with the tail pulling. there's a lesbian scene in the inn that triggers if you share a room and i got the footjob variant somehow. later on there's this futa potion you can brew and the game just rolls with it, every npc acts like you've always had a dick. the monster girl enemies in the swamp area do this titfuck attack that's a whole cutscene. multiple endings apparently but i keep getting the one where you end up in the capital's brothel. the bukkake guild event was... a lot. the 3dcg is janky, faces look dead behind the eyes during the oral scenes, but the creampie physics are weirdly realistic. the mobile version chugs on my phone, heats it up like crazy during the animated handjob segments. still logged in though.