So I'm speed dating these furry girls right. Not real speed dating, it's this game, and the whole thing is you got pickup lines. Bad ones. Like, really bad. The kind that make you wince but also you can't look away. First girl is a cat, obviously, and I pick something about her tail being fluffy. She doesn't even blink, just bends over the table right there. No transition. One second we're talking, next second my character's got his whole hand up her ass. The anal fingering comes out of nowhere and the sound it makes, this wet squelch, is way louder than the music. I laughed but also I didn't stop.

The art is rough. Deliberately unpolished, the description says, and yeah. Lines are shaky, colors bleed outside the edges. Reminds me of those old flash games on Newgrounds where you could tell some dude just learned how to draw boobs and went crazy with it. But here's the thing, the jank kinda works? Like finding a dirty magazine drawn on notebook paper. There's a fox girl later with three tails and I used a line about knots, you know, the furry thing, and she just goes straight for anal penetration. No buildup. The animation loops are maybe four frames total but they're the right four frames, if you get me. The facial at the end of her scene, the artist clearly spent all their time on that one expression. Eyes crossed, tongue out, the whole hentai classic. Everything else looks like a sketch but that face is detailed.

Wish there was more game here. You just click a line, watch the scene, next girl. No failure states, no wrong answers. Would be cooler if you could actually bomb and get kicked out, but that's not what this is. It's a first attempt, the dev said so. The bunny girl's scene glitched out on me, her ears kept twitching during the anal part in a way that looked painful. Or maybe that was on purpose? With furries you never know. Anyway I kept playing.

You slip into this game as the new professor at Beacon and the whole thing feels kind of wrong in a way that makes it hard to stop reading. It’s not shy about what it wants: you, a smug older guy with too much authority, and Ruby, older than in the show but still with that clumsy puppy energy, stuck in your classroom while you slowly bend her into something filthy. The whole thing runs on text, so there is no fancy distraction. Just words hitting you, one after another, like a slow hand creeping up a thigh. The writing starts playful, almost harmless, with dumb jokes and parodies of school rules, and then suddenly you realize you’re several choices deep into blackmailing this girl over one embarrassing incident in the training hall.

There was one scene where you “help” Ruby with her combat stance. It begins like normal tutoring, legs apart, hands on her hips, small corrections. Then the teacher voice in the text softens and turns very personal. The script pays a lot of attention to little sounds: her armor clinking when you press her against the desk, the soft “ah” when you grope a little too high, the tiny wet click when she swallows her nerves along with your threats. No need for audio, you can almost hear it anyway. And when she finally drops to her knees for “extra credit”, the text slows down, sentence by sentence, describing the way she breathes against your cock, the messy saliva strings, the muted gagging. It lingers just long enough to make you feel like a creep, then cracks a joke about grades, like it wants you to laugh at your own corruption. I kinda hated that. And liked it. Then hated that I liked it. The pace is strange like that: some scenes rush right to the good stuff, then later a simple spanking session in your office drags on forever, each smack and whimper stretched out until you feel the heat of her ass on your own palm.

The domination side is not gentle. She starts shy and stubborn, but it doesn’t take long before you’re shoving her face into the desk, pulling her hair while you push inside her, reading her humiliation thoughts in these short, guilty inner monologues. You get moments where she tries to act tough, where the humor pops back up and she cracks a joke while your hand is down her panties, but then one line cuts through, like her realizing she is actually wetter when you insult her. That part stung more than any fictional bruise. The game leans fully into male power fantasy, from groping in crowded halls, to secret anal “lessons” after class, to forcing her to masturbate for you while you just watch and grade her form like it’s homework. Sometimes the text repeats certain actions again and again, like the writer forgot they already described how tight she is, but somehow it fits the sleazy, obsessive tone. It’s messy, too horny to be elegant, full of teasing and rough sex and stupid little asides, like your character complaining about paperwork in the middle of making Ruby choke on him. And yeah, the whole school setting, the blackmail, the way her innocence gets peeled off scene by scene, it all feels like reading a dirty fanfic at 200% intensity, where every new “lesson” is just an excuse to drag her a little deeper into your bed, and her shame sounds louder in your head than any battle in the original show ever did.