FaithBound 2 v1.01
"FaithBound 2": Build Your Faith, Break the Rules
In "FaithBound 2", you take control of the decaying Temple of Aphrodite, an unconventional cult hiding behind the facade of a cathedral by day. Gather funds, grow your following, and invest your "harvest" into upgrading the temple, all while keeping the authorities off your scent. Expand your religion through weddings, baptisms, sermons, and other events that allow you to reach a wider audience. You’ll need to maintain appearances to avoid unwanted attention!
When night falls, the temple only gets more interesting... Participate in wicked ceremonies, summon creatures through dark rituals, or initiate new nuns into your faith. Only these activities will generate the profit needed to pull a forgotten religion out of ruin.
Once you’ve collected your (perfectly legal) hard-earned money, you can invest it in numerous temple renovations. As you progress, you’ll unlock new possibilities, such as tending to your own garden or sending missionaries to do the dirty work.
In "FaithBound 2", you take control of the decaying Temple of Aphrodite, an unconventional cult hiding behind the facade of a cathedral by day. Gather funds, grow your following, and invest your "harvest" into upgrading the temple, all while keeping the authorities off your scent. Expand your religion through weddings, baptisms, sermons, and other events that allow you to reach a wider audience. You’ll need to maintain appearances to avoid unwanted attention!
When night falls, the temple only gets more interesting... Participate in wicked ceremonies, summon creatures through dark rituals, or initiate new nuns into your faith. Only these activities will generate the profit needed to pull a forgotten religion out of ruin.
Once you’ve collected your (perfectly legal) hard-earned money, you can invest it in numerous temple renovations. As you progress, you’ll unlock new possibilities, such as tending to your own garden or sending missionaries to do the dirty work.
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👁 4.8K
💬 2
★★★★☆
My Ero Story v0.1
bruh this game is like someone fed a my hero academia fanfic through a google translate blender and then sprinkled AI art on top. the tits look like water balloons filled with regret and ochaco’s face changes ethnicity between scenes. i’m not even mad. it’s the visual novel equivalent of a deepfried meme and i respect the lack of polish. like, deliberately unpolished. you can feel the dev going “fuck it” after every line of dialogue.
the setup is you’re some loser student at UA who suddenly gets a power and now you’re making deku and bakugo act out your porn brain fantasies. there’s this mechanic where you go “leader” or “tyrant” paths but honestly it’s just a vibe check for how much degradation you want. i clicked tyrant once and mid-scene momo’s schoolgirl uniform just evaporated, not even a tear animation. chef’s kiss. the writing has that special “english as a fourth language” flavor where deku says things like “you have made my body feel the strange feelings” and i’m sitting there wheezing.
one minute uraraka is confessing her love, next minute she’s bent over a desk with dialogue that sounds like a bad hentai subtitle crawled out of 2006. the harem aspect is chaotic. characters forget they’re supposed to be heroes. todoroki shows up for two lines then just… leaves? i keep thinking about the background. it’s a jpeg of a classroom that’s stretched wrong, pixels crying. why did they stretch it. it haunts me more than the actual porn. the gallery button didn’t work until i refreshed three times. this game is a beautiful disaster, a shitpost you can fap to sort of. mirror’s edge for degenerates but the ledge is wet paint.
the setup is you’re some loser student at UA who suddenly gets a power and now you’re making deku and bakugo act out your porn brain fantasies. there’s this mechanic where you go “leader” or “tyrant” paths but honestly it’s just a vibe check for how much degradation you want. i clicked tyrant once and mid-scene momo’s schoolgirl uniform just evaporated, not even a tear animation. chef’s kiss. the writing has that special “english as a fourth language” flavor where deku says things like “you have made my body feel the strange feelings” and i’m sitting there wheezing.
one minute uraraka is confessing her love, next minute she’s bent over a desk with dialogue that sounds like a bad hentai subtitle crawled out of 2006. the harem aspect is chaotic. characters forget they’re supposed to be heroes. todoroki shows up for two lines then just… leaves? i keep thinking about the background. it’s a jpeg of a classroom that’s stretched wrong, pixels crying. why did they stretch it. it haunts me more than the actual porn. the gallery button didn’t work until i refreshed three times. this game is a beautiful disaster, a shitpost you can fap to sort of. mirror’s edge for degenerates but the ledge is wet paint.
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👁 4.2K
★★★☆☆
The Night We Met v1.0 [Completed]
I don't know what's worse, the fact that this Halloween party game has a femboy option that's somehow the most emotionally stable character or that I spent twenty minutes picking out a costume for Alex like it mattered. It doesn't. Well, it does, but not in the way you think. The game splits across three protagonists and honestly Sierra's route is where things get properly unhinged. Anna's too. But Sierra. Jesus.
The Truth or Dare system is where the whole thing either clicks or falls apart depending on your tolerance for watching characters make catastrophically horny decisions. You pick dare and suddenly there's spanking, then someone's clothes are off, then the femboy is somehow dominating the situation and you're just sitting there wondering how a Halloween party turned into a netorase negotiation. The animations are janky. Not in a charming way, more like someone animated keyframes and forgot the in-betweens, but the ahegao faces during the creampie scenes are so absurdly exaggerated I laughed mid-stroke. That's not a complaint. I think.
Eight endings sounds impressive until you realize three of them are basically "everyone's miserable and also naked" variations. The humiliation themes are tagged as optional but the game nudges you toward them like a drunk friend whispering "do it, it'll be funny." There's this one scene where Alex watches through a window while Sierra gets absolutely railed and the voyeurism mechanic just... sits there. No interactivity. You just watch. Which I guess is the point but my hand was on the mouse ready for something, anything. The AI-generated art has that uncanny sheen where nipples look like they were calculated by a confused algorithm but honestly the cosplay outfits during the party segments are detailed enough that I screenshotted a few. For research. The BDSM elements show up late and feel tacked on, like the developer remembered the tag list at the last minute and threw in some rope.
The female protagonist route with Sierra lets you lean into exhibitionism and the party setting actually works for that. Anna's path is more about cheating and male domination but her dialogue reads like it was translated through three languages and none of them were English. "Your eyes make my insides become butterflies of wanting." What does that even mean. I wish the lesbian content wasn't buried behind specific choices that the game doesn't telegraph at all. Miss it and you're stuck in another hetero creampie scene wondering where it all went wrong.
The Truth or Dare system is where the whole thing either clicks or falls apart depending on your tolerance for watching characters make catastrophically horny decisions. You pick dare and suddenly there's spanking, then someone's clothes are off, then the femboy is somehow dominating the situation and you're just sitting there wondering how a Halloween party turned into a netorase negotiation. The animations are janky. Not in a charming way, more like someone animated keyframes and forgot the in-betweens, but the ahegao faces during the creampie scenes are so absurdly exaggerated I laughed mid-stroke. That's not a complaint. I think.
Eight endings sounds impressive until you realize three of them are basically "everyone's miserable and also naked" variations. The humiliation themes are tagged as optional but the game nudges you toward them like a drunk friend whispering "do it, it'll be funny." There's this one scene where Alex watches through a window while Sierra gets absolutely railed and the voyeurism mechanic just... sits there. No interactivity. You just watch. Which I guess is the point but my hand was on the mouse ready for something, anything. The AI-generated art has that uncanny sheen where nipples look like they were calculated by a confused algorithm but honestly the cosplay outfits during the party segments are detailed enough that I screenshotted a few. For research. The BDSM elements show up late and feel tacked on, like the developer remembered the tag list at the last minute and threw in some rope.
The female protagonist route with Sierra lets you lean into exhibitionism and the party setting actually works for that. Anna's path is more about cheating and male domination but her dialogue reads like it was translated through three languages and none of them were English. "Your eyes make my insides become butterflies of wanting." What does that even mean. I wish the lesbian content wasn't buried behind specific choices that the game doesn't telegraph at all. Miss it and you're stuck in another hetero creampie scene wondering where it all went wrong.
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👁 3.3K
★★★☆☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And by "switches", we suggest "that they become supah exposing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, so you can keep concentrating on your latest win - or even, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
Play with the #1 greatest sex game in the world. Exactly why wait around? It's free-for-all!
Play with the #1 greatest sex game in the world. Exactly why wait around? It's free-for-all!
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👁 94.6K
★★★★★
The Blue Secret v0.9.1 [Completed]
You know that feeling when a yandere’s knife is tracing your collarbone and you’re weirdly hard? That’s the whole vibe here. No fancy intro, no lore dump. Just a locked room, a girl with dead eyes and a smile that doesn’t reach them, and a simple ultimatum: play her love game or get turned into modern art. The Renpy engine is doing the bare minimum, it’s got that raw, almost unfinished itch.io energy where the jank is part of the texture. Some of the UI elements feel like they were placed by someone who just discovered the position tool in the engine and said “good enough.” I respect that.
The guessing mechanic is basically psychological rock-paper-scissors but with way more blood. You’re trying to read her mood, pick the dialogue choice that doesn’t trigger the stabby-stabby. And the thing is, the sex scenes aren’t rewards. They’re traps. You’ll be mid-stroke, the 2d sprite work doing that classic hentai thing where the fluids are just absurdly copious, and then you notice the text hinting that she’s reaching for something under the pillow. Your dick is telling you one thing, the survival horror part of your brain is screaming another. The multiple choice system has consequences that feel genuinely unfair, like the game is gaslighting you. I failed a run because I complimented her hair. Apparently that was the wrong specific shade of pink to acknowledge. Never figured out the logic.
Wish the escape routes were a bit less obtuse, but they won’t patch it, this is the creator’s twisted vision. There’s a moment where you can just… let her win. Stop guessing. And the bad end is so much more tender than the “good” ones. Makes you think. The whole thing feels like a cursed visual novel you’d find on a dead forum at 3 AM, right before the link goes down. The blood splatter effect is just a stock PNG they scaled up, and honestly, it works better than any high-budget gore system. Pure id. Don’t go in expecting a polished product. Go in expecting to get your wires crossed in the worst way possible.
The guessing mechanic is basically psychological rock-paper-scissors but with way more blood. You’re trying to read her mood, pick the dialogue choice that doesn’t trigger the stabby-stabby. And the thing is, the sex scenes aren’t rewards. They’re traps. You’ll be mid-stroke, the 2d sprite work doing that classic hentai thing where the fluids are just absurdly copious, and then you notice the text hinting that she’s reaching for something under the pillow. Your dick is telling you one thing, the survival horror part of your brain is screaming another. The multiple choice system has consequences that feel genuinely unfair, like the game is gaslighting you. I failed a run because I complimented her hair. Apparently that was the wrong specific shade of pink to acknowledge. Never figured out the logic.
Wish the escape routes were a bit less obtuse, but they won’t patch it, this is the creator’s twisted vision. There’s a moment where you can just… let her win. Stop guessing. And the bad end is so much more tender than the “good” ones. Makes you think. The whole thing feels like a cursed visual novel you’d find on a dead forum at 3 AM, right before the link goes down. The blood splatter effect is just a stock PNG they scaled up, and honestly, it works better than any high-budget gore system. Pure id. Don’t go in expecting a polished product. Go in expecting to get your wires crossed in the worst way possible.
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👁 3.2K
💬 2
★★★☆☆
Share My Bride [Demo]
So I'm playing this thing, right, and my first thought is why does the art look like someone drew it with their foot but in a good way. Like outsider art where the proportions are all wrong but it makes you feel something real. Hilde's face sometimes melts into weird shapes during the sex scenes and honestly that's more interesting than those polished hentai games where everyone looks like plastic dolls with dead eyes.
The game is about your wife selling her body and you're okay with it. The whole setup is so matter of fact. You wake up, you talk to Hilde, you decide if she should take more clients today. The money counter goes up. Then you can fuck her in different places around the house. Vaginal, anal, titjobs, blowjobs, the usual menu of options. The writing is translated by someone who clearly hates english and I respect that. "Enjoy her body by having sex with her" is an actual sentence in the game and it's so blunt it loops back around to being poetic.
I wish there was more weirdness with the clients. You never see them really, just implications. The NTR tag is there but it's more like cuckolding as a lifestyle choice rather than that gut punch betrayal feeling you get from good NTR. Hilde seems fine with everything. You seem fine. Everyone's fine. It's almost too chill for what's happening. The slice of life tag is doing heavy lifting here. Just another tuesday, honey's getting railed by some guy named Client 3, did you pay the electric bill.
The sex scenes have this rhythm where you click and things progress but sometimes the text gets stuck and you have to click the same spot three times. Not a bug, probably. Feature. Makes you work for it.
The game is about your wife selling her body and you're okay with it. The whole setup is so matter of fact. You wake up, you talk to Hilde, you decide if she should take more clients today. The money counter goes up. Then you can fuck her in different places around the house. Vaginal, anal, titjobs, blowjobs, the usual menu of options. The writing is translated by someone who clearly hates english and I respect that. "Enjoy her body by having sex with her" is an actual sentence in the game and it's so blunt it loops back around to being poetic.
I wish there was more weirdness with the clients. You never see them really, just implications. The NTR tag is there but it's more like cuckolding as a lifestyle choice rather than that gut punch betrayal feeling you get from good NTR. Hilde seems fine with everything. You seem fine. Everyone's fine. It's almost too chill for what's happening. The slice of life tag is doing heavy lifting here. Just another tuesday, honey's getting railed by some guy named Client 3, did you pay the electric bill.
The sex scenes have this rhythm where you click and things progress but sometimes the text gets stuck and you have to click the same spot three times. Not a bug, probably. Feature. Makes you work for it.
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👁 3K
💬 2
★★★★☆
CREATE YOUR AI BITCH
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👁 94K
★★★★★
My Muscle Slave v1.8
The "award" for Most Uncomfortable Boner goes to this one, no contest. Picture the scene that's burned into my brain: the father character, a sweaty mess, is trying to teach this towering slab of a woman how to hold a plow. She's not getting it, her biceps are literally tearing the seams of her rags, and he just reaches out, not to guide her hands, but to squeeze a tricep that's bigger than his head. The sprite just flexes, a vein pops, and the text box describes his calloused thumb sinking into the hard muscle like it's a ripe fruit. It's pure, uncut degeneracy, and the game knows it. The whole thing runs on this janky, almost forgotten RPG Maker engine where the dialogue box sometimes covers the character art, which is honestly perfect for the grimy vibe.
The core loop is a visual novel with a weirdly specific farming sim grafted onto it. You click the field, she works, her muscle mass stat goes up. You click the house, a scene triggers, your morality stat goes down. It's that simple. The writing is what gets you, though. It's obsessed with the texture of power, the way the son character's internal monologue shifts from "we own a helper" to "we are housing a predator." There's a scene where she casually lifts a full water barrel with one hand and the father just mutters "good girl" while visibly shaking. The game never lets you forget the slavery part, which makes the eroticism feel like you need a shower. The art is inconsistent, some CGs are detailed and shaded, others look like rough sketches, but the muscle definition is always the focus, always exaggerated to the point of absurdity.
The sound design is basically non-existent, just a looping 15-second MIDI track that drills into your skull. I had to mute it and put on a podcast. The translation is also a glorious mess, full of phrases like "her power is become very large" which somehow adds to the whole sleazy charm. It's not a good game, but it's a fascinating trainwreck of fetish content that doesn't pretend to be anything else. The father's arc is basically just him sweating and mumbling about "the beast," and honestly, same.
The core loop is a visual novel with a weirdly specific farming sim grafted onto it. You click the field, she works, her muscle mass stat goes up. You click the house, a scene triggers, your morality stat goes down. It's that simple. The writing is what gets you, though. It's obsessed with the texture of power, the way the son character's internal monologue shifts from "we own a helper" to "we are housing a predator." There's a scene where she casually lifts a full water barrel with one hand and the father just mutters "good girl" while visibly shaking. The game never lets you forget the slavery part, which makes the eroticism feel like you need a shower. The art is inconsistent, some CGs are detailed and shaded, others look like rough sketches, but the muscle definition is always the focus, always exaggerated to the point of absurdity.
The sound design is basically non-existent, just a looping 15-second MIDI track that drills into your skull. I had to mute it and put on a podcast. The translation is also a glorious mess, full of phrases like "her power is become very large" which somehow adds to the whole sleazy charm. It's not a good game, but it's a fascinating trainwreck of fetish content that doesn't pretend to be anything else. The father's arc is basically just him sweating and mumbling about "the beast," and honestly, same.
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👁 2.1K
💬 1
★★★★☆
JustAFriend Chapters 1-3
So the thing about JustAFriend is it's basically a chat simulator that slowly poisons your brain. You're not the guy, you're watching. Lisa, the girlfriend, she's bored out of her skull because her man's a workaholic, and some "friend" tells her to try this app. You know the type, like a hornier version of those anonymous chat things that were popular for five minutes.
The whole game is just her phone screen. Messages, pics. At first it's innocent, some dude being nice, asking about her day. Then you pick a reply and suddenly she's sending a photo where her shirt's a little... lower. And the worst part? You're clicking it. You're making her do it. There's this one path where she starts video calling this guy, and the way the screen just shows his dick pic popping up while she types "lol" is so stupidly hot I forgot to blink for like a minute. The NTR tag is the main dish here, obviously. Watching her get corrupted while her boyfriend's probably debugging code or whatever. But there's also this weird NTS branch where she kinda takes control? Starts manipulating multiple guys. It gets messy. Lost a whole storyline because I made her too eager too fast and one dude just ghosted. Poof, gone forever. That mechanic where characters permanently disappear is lowkey stressful.
Graphics are just anime stills, nothing fancy, sometimes the anatomy's a bit off but who cares when she's biting her lip like that. The sound design is nonexistent, just typing noises. Wish there was more variety in the guys honestly, they all sorta blend into one horny blob after a while. But the slow burn, the way a single "haha" can lead to her spreading her legs three chats later... that's the good stuff.
The whole game is just her phone screen. Messages, pics. At first it's innocent, some dude being nice, asking about her day. Then you pick a reply and suddenly she's sending a photo where her shirt's a little... lower. And the worst part? You're clicking it. You're making her do it. There's this one path where she starts video calling this guy, and the way the screen just shows his dick pic popping up while she types "lol" is so stupidly hot I forgot to blink for like a minute. The NTR tag is the main dish here, obviously. Watching her get corrupted while her boyfriend's probably debugging code or whatever. But there's also this weird NTS branch where she kinda takes control? Starts manipulating multiple guys. It gets messy. Lost a whole storyline because I made her too eager too fast and one dude just ghosted. Poof, gone forever. That mechanic where characters permanently disappear is lowkey stressful.
Graphics are just anime stills, nothing fancy, sometimes the anatomy's a bit off but who cares when she's biting her lip like that. The sound design is nonexistent, just typing noises. Wish there was more variety in the guys honestly, they all sorta blend into one horny blob after a while. But the slow burn, the way a single "haha" can lead to her spreading her legs three chats later... that's the good stuff.
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👁 1.2K
★★★☆☆
Attack on Hearts v0.2
This thing is basically “what if Attack on Titan kids were stuck in a boring modern school and everyone was secretly horny instead of fighting titans,” and honestly it works way better than it should. You’re the transfer student, classic anime setup, tossed into this pretty normal Japanese high school where the weirdest rule is that you absolutely have to join a club. On paper it sounds innocent, almost like some romance anime you’d leave on Netflix while scrolling your phone. Then suddenly you’re sitting alone with a very flustered, very tsundere version of a familiar blonde genius, and she’s leaned just a bit too close over your homework, and you realize, ah ok, this is that kind of game. The whole thing plays like a visual novel fever dream where someone took Shingeki no Kyojin fanfic from AO3, stripped away the subtlety, and said “yeah, let’s actually show that scene.”
What sells it is how completely normal the setting is. No titans, no ODM gear, no walls, just lockers, after-school clubs, LINE messages buzzing your phone, and these characters you already know dropped into that space like it’s totally fine. Eren as the loud idiot in a sports club feels way too natural, right up until the moment he’s sweating through his shirt at practice and the camera just decides his chest and waistband are more important than the actual dialogue. Mikasa in a martial arts or discipline type club pretending she only cares about rules, while you can feel the game nudging you to push her, make her crack a little, see what happens when she stops holding back. There’s that guilty thrill when you pick the obviously wrong, horny choice in the dialogue and the screen pauses half a beat too long. You know that tiny freeze when Ren’Py is thinking and you’re like “ok, I went too far, she’s gonna slap me” and she doesn’t, she blushes instead. That moment is where the game lives.
Club choice is basically picking your route, but it never says it in big neon letters, it just gently traps you. You think “oh, art club sounds chill” and ten clicks later your “drawing practice” is literally using a very naked, very embarrassed character as reference, with the game describing every curve while pretending it’s about shading technique. The romance pacing is all over the place in a good way. Sometimes it takes ages before you even hold a hand, sometimes you’re suddenly in a supply closet pressed between the shelves, her breath on your ear, your name whispered like she’s scared someone will hear, and you’re sweating more than during ranked matches in Valorant. There are quiet text-message nights where nothing sexual happens and it still feels intimate, followed by a scene where the same girl tongue-kisses you on a school rooftop and asks exactly how far you want to go. The sex is not soft-focus fade-to-black either, it actually lingers on the messy parts. Clothes sliding half off, characters trying to keep their voices down, that slightly awkward first time positioning that the script actually comments on instead of doing the usual “perfect porn angle from the start.” And yeah, sometimes the writing trips over itself, like English from someone who watched too much anime and learned phrases out of order, but in a strange way that makes the dirty lines hit harder, because they sound like how horny fans really talk, not like some professional porn writer. It’s clumsy, it’s filthy, it’s weirdly sweet in some routes and absolutely not sweet in others, and if the idea of choosing a school club just to see which Titan husbando or waifu you’ll end up fucking after homeroom makes you smirk even a little, the whole thing kind of crawls under your skin and stays there.
What sells it is how completely normal the setting is. No titans, no ODM gear, no walls, just lockers, after-school clubs, LINE messages buzzing your phone, and these characters you already know dropped into that space like it’s totally fine. Eren as the loud idiot in a sports club feels way too natural, right up until the moment he’s sweating through his shirt at practice and the camera just decides his chest and waistband are more important than the actual dialogue. Mikasa in a martial arts or discipline type club pretending she only cares about rules, while you can feel the game nudging you to push her, make her crack a little, see what happens when she stops holding back. There’s that guilty thrill when you pick the obviously wrong, horny choice in the dialogue and the screen pauses half a beat too long. You know that tiny freeze when Ren’Py is thinking and you’re like “ok, I went too far, she’s gonna slap me” and she doesn’t, she blushes instead. That moment is where the game lives.
Club choice is basically picking your route, but it never says it in big neon letters, it just gently traps you. You think “oh, art club sounds chill” and ten clicks later your “drawing practice” is literally using a very naked, very embarrassed character as reference, with the game describing every curve while pretending it’s about shading technique. The romance pacing is all over the place in a good way. Sometimes it takes ages before you even hold a hand, sometimes you’re suddenly in a supply closet pressed between the shelves, her breath on your ear, your name whispered like she’s scared someone will hear, and you’re sweating more than during ranked matches in Valorant. There are quiet text-message nights where nothing sexual happens and it still feels intimate, followed by a scene where the same girl tongue-kisses you on a school rooftop and asks exactly how far you want to go. The sex is not soft-focus fade-to-black either, it actually lingers on the messy parts. Clothes sliding half off, characters trying to keep their voices down, that slightly awkward first time positioning that the script actually comments on instead of doing the usual “perfect porn angle from the start.” And yeah, sometimes the writing trips over itself, like English from someone who watched too much anime and learned phrases out of order, but in a strange way that makes the dirty lines hit harder, because they sound like how horny fans really talk, not like some professional porn writer. It’s clumsy, it’s filthy, it’s weirdly sweet in some routes and absolutely not sweet in others, and if the idea of choosing a school club just to see which Titan husbando or waifu you’ll end up fucking after homeroom makes you smirk even a little, the whole thing kind of crawls under your skin and stays there.
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👁 530
★★★☆☆
Free AI Clothes Remover
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👁 93.3K
★★★★★
Harem King v0.1.1a
The first time you have to make a real decision in this thing, my stomach actually dropped. Not because the choice was some grand political maneuver, but because it was about whether to let a maid keep standing there holding a tray while you figure out your own mess. And the game just waits. No timer, no hint. Just her, looking at you, while you're supposed to be this new king who doesn't even know where the royal fucking chamber pot is. That's the whole vibe. You're Isaac, this carpenter who got yanked into a crown because everyone else with royal blood is conveniently dead, and now there's an invasion coming from some place called the Dark Territory, which sounds like a name a teenager came up with but honestly it works.
The harem stuff creeps up on you. It's not the usual "oh look, five women fell on my dick" routine. There's this one scene with a noblewoman, can't remember her name, where she's basically explaining how marriage alliances work while her hand is already on your thigh under the table. The writing doesn't wink at you. It just describes the heat of her palm through the fabric and then moves on to troop movements. My brain short-circuited. Wish they'd spent less time on the map screens though, those are ugly as sin and you can't skip past the tutorial prompts about grain supplies. Grain supplies! While someone's trying to seduce you in the next dialogue box.
The mystery tag is doing heavy lifting. King Mikhail's death stinks, and not just because corpses smell. Some of the courtiers look at you like they're already measuring your neck for a noose. Got this one advisor who keeps "accidentally" forgetting to mention minor details like which lords want to secede. And then you'll have a sex scene that's genuinely tender, like actually about two people being terrified together, and right after you're back to wondering if the wine tastes weird tonight. The tonal whiplash shouldn't work but it does, like eating something spicy and sweet in the same bite. The medieval fantasy setting is just window dressing for people being messy and horny and scared, which honestly, same.
The harem stuff creeps up on you. It's not the usual "oh look, five women fell on my dick" routine. There's this one scene with a noblewoman, can't remember her name, where she's basically explaining how marriage alliances work while her hand is already on your thigh under the table. The writing doesn't wink at you. It just describes the heat of her palm through the fabric and then moves on to troop movements. My brain short-circuited. Wish they'd spent less time on the map screens though, those are ugly as sin and you can't skip past the tutorial prompts about grain supplies. Grain supplies! While someone's trying to seduce you in the next dialogue box.
The mystery tag is doing heavy lifting. King Mikhail's death stinks, and not just because corpses smell. Some of the courtiers look at you like they're already measuring your neck for a noose. Got this one advisor who keeps "accidentally" forgetting to mention minor details like which lords want to secede. And then you'll have a sex scene that's genuinely tender, like actually about two people being terrified together, and right after you're back to wondering if the wine tastes weird tonight. The tonal whiplash shouldn't work but it does, like eating something spicy and sweet in the same bite. The medieval fantasy setting is just window dressing for people being messy and horny and scared, which honestly, same.
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👁 282
★★★★★