anko mitarashi. again. like clockwork, someone digs her out of the naruto dumpster and slaps a button masher on it. this one is so bare bones it makes a flash game from 2007 look like a AAA release. you get one screen, one pose, and a pleasure meter. tap the button. fill the meter. cum. that's it. no dialogue, no story, no unlockables. just anko's tits and a rapidly clicking mouse.

the auto mode is a blessing because my finger started cramping after like forty seconds. you can just set it to play itself and alt-tab to discord while the meter fills. which is what i did. the creampie finish is there, sure, but the animation is so stiff it's like watching a mannequin get glazed. the booty shot is decent if you're into that specific angle, but the whole thing loops so fast you'll have seen everything in under a minute.

i keep coming back to these hentaikey games because they're free and they load in browser, but man. the bar is on the floor. at least the brunette rendering is faithful to the source, i guess. no weird shading or melted faces. but the sound design? there is none. just silence and your own shame. i had a whole rant about how these games never include any of the actual character's personality, like anko's snake summons or her weird sadistic streak, but then i realized i was typing it into a review for a game where you literally just press one button. anyway.

the meter resets if you stop clicking, which is annoying if you're trying to edge. and there's no gallery or scene select, so if you want to see the cumshot again you have to replay the whole five second loop. i don't know why i expected more.

The whole thing is a clicker, which I guess makes sense for a training flashback. You click on Anko’s tits and they get bigger. That’s the mechanic. I don’t know why her breast expansion is tied to a combo meter but it is, and the meter resets if you miss the rhythm. I spent way too long just watching the numbers go up, forgetting there was supposed to be a creampie at the end. The art is that old Naruto XXX flash style where everyone looks slightly melted, like a popsicle left on a summer sidewalk. Anko’s fishnet shirt is painted on in a way that defies physics, which is exactly what I wanted from a parody.

Naruto himself is just a silhouette of a hard cock with some blonde spikes at the top. You don’t see his face for most of it. The focus is entirely on Anko Mitarashi riding him, her pussy taking the whole length while she talks about how he’s a real man now, not her ancient pupil. The dialogue is broken English, stuff like “you make me feel so full with your hero cock,” and it loops every few clicks. There’s a moment where she spreads her legs and the animation stutters, her big boobs freezing mid-bounce while the cumshot meter keeps filling. It’s a mess. A hot mess, but a mess.

The brunette kunoichi’s ass gets its own separate click zone later, which the game doesn’t tell you. I found it by accident when my cursor drifted. That unlocked a different ending where the cum load goes inside her pussy instead of the default one. Or maybe it’s the same ending. The game crashed my browser tab right as the creampie scene started, so I only saw a single frame of the white pixels before everything went black. I reloaded. The save didn’t keep. I clicked her tits again. They got bigger again. I don’t know if I finished it or if it finished me.