To get the greatest chicks at the port the main hero of this short and jokey story has to get one thing which is very important for any self-respecting pirate - that he has to receive a parrot! And he really got one! And he really got indeed hot chick to fuck after that! But as you have very likely already guessed not everything will go according to our stud's plan and somewhere there is got to be a moment for turning this whole story into joke... Yet still chesty lady fucking with the daring pirate will be among the things you will see here! Funny and sexy animated story without any gameplay - just witness and enjoy! And ofcourse if you're going to like this type of humor then don't forget to check our website - we have a lot of them there and they won't be about pirates!

The first thing you'll notice is that jiggle. Not from the puzzles, from those round, sun kissed butts in tiny bikinis. There's a slider mechanic, you see. Move the pieces left or right to complete the image.

But the slider itself is... sticky. Sometimes you'll drag a tile and it snaps back with a digital reluctance, a tiny rebellion that has nothing to do with the babe in the picture. I spent a whole minute just nudging one piece, the one with her oiled up cleavage, because the alignment needed a surgeon's precision. Or maybe my mouse is dying. Who cares.

The theme is swimsuit summer, big tits, bubbly butts, the whole classic hentai beach episode fantasy. You're not getting a story here. It's a flash game in its soul, a relic from a time when unlocking a jpeg was the entire prize. And the art delivers those plump, glossy curves exactly how you'd want. Then another image loads and the shading on her left ass cheek suddenly looks like a bad orange peel texture. That inconsistency makes you appreciate the well done ones more, though.

Forgot to mention there's no timer. No score. Just you, the sandy tiles, and a bronze skinned woman whose face you'll reconstruct last because, let's be honest, where are your eyes going first? The slider hides no special trick. You'll drag, you'll grunt, you'll finish, and then the next set of massive, gravity defying tits appears. Wish there was a way to keep the completed pics in a little gallery, but that won't happen. It just moves on. Like a summer fling that leaves sand in your keyboard.