Mizuki Tachibana. That name is like a prayer in my toilet. Her tits, man. They bounce in my head even when I'm just sitting there, doing my business. The game is basically that. You're Baka, this horny little shit who lives for a glimpse of the blonde goddess next door. The whole thing looks like it was drawn on a napkin during detention, deliberately unpolished, you know? Like someone said, fuck the shading, just get the boobs right.

So the minigame. You're peeping through a window she forgot to close, classic. She's in the shower, steam everywhere, and you have to click on her... parts... to fill a meter without getting caught. The first time I played, I was just clicking her left tit like a madman. The meter fills, she moans, you get a little scene. But then I tried clicking the shower head by accident and nothing happened. I sat there for a solid minute wondering if I broke it. The game doesn't tell you shit. The spy mechanic is just a timing thing, really. Wait for her to close her eyes, then go ham on the mouse. I failed like five times because I got distracted by the water droplets on her skin. The art is so janky but somehow that makes it hotter? It's like finding a dirty sketchbook in your older brother's closet.

The bathroom setting is perfect. The tile, the sound of the water, it's all so... private. You feel like a real creep. A successful creep, but still. There's this one moment where she almost turns around and my heart actually jumped. For a flash game with a name like Baka, it gets the tension right. I just wish there was more. After you win, it's just... over. You get your reward and then it's back to the title screen. No second shower, no different angles. I wanted to see what happened if you clicked the soap. Nothing. The soap is a lie. But for a quick, dirty little game about a blonde with massive tits in a shower, it does exactly what it says on the tin. No more, no less.