This thing is like someone took your old Pokémon cartridge, spilled horny brain all over it, and forgot to clean their hands before coding. You start as the usual young male trainer, yeah yeah, leaving home, big world, pocket monsters everywhere... except now every important woman you meet looks like Rule 34 opened a breeding farm. Nessa is walking around like she knows exactly what those shorts are doing, Misty acts annoyed but her nipples are very obviously winning that fight under her top, Dawn has that fake innocent “oh I never did this before” vibe that fools absolutely nobody, and Cynthia? That woman is a walking “you’re not ready but I’ll ruin you anyway” event. The art hits that 2D CG sweet spot where the girls feel soft just by looking at them. Tits are big, asses are bigger, and animations have that small janky loop that somehow makes it feel more dirty, like you’re watching a stolen clip instead of a polished product.

The flow is pretty simple, but in a good “I can play this one-handed” way. You walk around, sandbox-style, poke into random spots, trigger events with trainers and monsters, and occasionally remember there is actual turn based combat happening. The fights are not hard if you’ve ever played any monster catching game before, but they’re enough to make you care about which creature you bring to the next encounter, since certain scenes only trigger if you win with the right partner. One moment I’m lining up attacks like a normal fan, next moment Nessa is pinning my guy against the wall of some locker room, riding him so hard her tits keep slapping against his chest in this little loop that looks like someone actually thought about weight and motion. No weird censorship, no black bars, just full pussy getting pounded, cum dripping between her thighs after the “victory” screen. Then the game just sends you back to wandering like you didn’t just nut to a water gym leader.

What I really liked is how the game treats the monsters too. They’re still monsters, you’re not fucking them, but they feel connected to the sex scenes. Like you catch a certain type and suddenly Misty has a new excuse to “teach you water technique” on the floor, legs hooked around your hips, her ass lifting off the tiles every thrust, little wet sound effects playing that are way too sticky. Or Cynthia showing up later, pretending to judge your team, then casually turning around, spreading her big ass on the bed, looking over her shoulder with that smug “champion testing your stamina” look. Not gonna lie, the writing swings between hot and goofy. Sometimes you get a surprisingly dom line from a milf that makes you sit straighter in your chair, then right after that your character says something so dorky you can feel your soul leave your body. There is a bit of grind to unlock some scenes, which annoyed me, especially when I kept circling the same area waiting for an event flag to pop, but then I hit a new animated vaginal scene with Dawn, where she’s riding you on top of a sleeping bag, tits bouncing, her voice getting all shaky, and I forgot I was pissed. It feels dirty in that “fan project that went too far and nobody stopped it” way, and honestly, that’s exactly the charm.

UrbanHeat feels like someone looked at a calm seaside town in Google Maps and said, “yeah, what if every second house hides a horny secret” and then actually followed through. You play this guy who clearly wanted a quiet reset for his life and instead ends up in Sunshore, where every MILF with a tight dress and big ass pretends she’s just being “neighborly” while staring at your crotch. It’s a sandbox thing, so you kind of float around the town, poking at events, texting on your phone, checking out who’s home, who’s peeking from the window, who “accidentally” drops something so you have to bend down behind her. I went in trying to be a pacifist, which sounds funny for a porn game, but what I mean is I avoided the pushy stuff. No forced routes, no being an asshole on purpose. Even with that, the game constantly throws teasing at you. A mom leaning over you with her tits practically in your face while she pretends to explain how the washing machine works. A girl licking ice cream in a way that is so on purpose it should be a crime. You can choose to play it cool, but the game is like, “oh, you’re not making a move? Fine, then she’ll make it.”

What I like is how small stuff turns horny without big drama. You go help some lady unpack boxes and suddenly you’re stuck behind her on the stairs, your head almost between her cheeks, camera framing her huge ass in yoga pants, and she just keeps “not noticing.” Then later you get a message on your in‑game phone, some flirty selfie shot with AI‑generated perfection, boobs pushed together, lips wet, asking if you can come over to “fix something else.” The art style looks like it came from those AI image feeds on Twitter and Pornhub banners, a bit too smooth sometimes, but it works. Faces look slightly unreal if you stare too long, but honestly after the third time a busty neighbor is on her knees between your legs, stroking you off and slowly sliding her tongue around the tip, you kind of stop caring about perfect anatomy. The voyeur moments are where it got me: standing in a dark corner as two women in the house across the street play with each other, one riding the other’s face, and your only choice is to watch and stroke, not interrupt. I was trying to be “good” and still ended up jerking it behind a fence like some horny monk who took the wrong vow. The mobile-friendly thing is dangerous too, because it runs stupidly smooth in browser, and it’s way too easy to open it on your phone, lock your door, and tell yourself “just one more scene” while another MILF asks if you like your coffee with cream while her hand slowly creeps up your thigh under the table.

CheckedIn feels like that horny daydream you get while answering boring Slack messages at work, when your brain just goes “what if everyone in this office was hot, married, and secretly down to fuck”. Except they put it in a hotel, which is honestly smarter, because you don’t have to explain anything. People arrive, people leave, people cheat, nobody talks about it in the lobby. You start as the new guy doing hotel work stuff, fake smiling at guests, running around for random tasks, and at the same time trying not to stare at every ass that walks past. Spoiler: you fail. The whole place is filled with women who are “taken”, but the way they talk, the way they bend over the counter like they know where your eyes are, it’s like the word faithful just checked out long ago. There’s this really fun mix where you’re doing normal working guy things, joking with coworkers, carrying bags, getting stuck in small talk, then suddenly you’re in a supply closet with a married guest kneeling in front of you and asking if you’re “discreet” while unzipping you way too fast.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend you’re some porn god from the start. You’ve got to actually talk to them, flirt, send risky messages, choose if you play it safe or push your luck. Sometimes you go too far and they give you that “professional only” line and you just sit there like, yeah ok, I deserve that. Other times a little teasing snowballs into them dragging you to their room after a late shift. The teasing is constant: low tops, big tits popping out at the wrong time on purpose, tight skirts, or that older coworker who acts all strict, then you catch her in the staff lounge with her blouse open, pretending she didn’t notice. She jokes about her husband, you joke back, then five minutes later she’s on your lap, grinding slow, whispering how nobody must know while her wedding ring keeps tapping your chest. Real “I’m a terrible person but this is hot” energy. There’s this one scene where a guest’s wife is insanely friendly with you, laughing at everything you say, and you’re thinking it’s harmless, then she brushes past you in the hallway and you feel it, that deliberate slow rub of her ass, and the game just lets you sit in that “did that really happen?” space before giving you the option to follow her or pretend you’re a saint.

Sex stuff hits the usual spots but in a good way. When it goes oral, it goes full porn brain, like sloppy, eager, lipstick smeared, your cock disappearing between big soft tits while she tells you she shouldn’t be doing this. Sometimes there’s humor in the middle of it, like a coworker cracking a joke with your dick halfway in her mouth, then going right back to working it like she’s on a timer. The art leans hard into curves, big asses in tight uniforms, milfy bodies that look like they’re one bad day in their marriage away from climbing on top of you at the front desk. There’s romance too, weirdly. A couple of paths feel less like cheating hookup and more like accidental feelings, like you start just wanting to nail your hot coworker, then suddenly you’re actually caring when she vents about her relationship, while still thinking about how she looked stripping for you in that hotel room she “borrowed” for a break. It’s messy and horny and a bit trashy in all the ways that fit a hotel full of secrets. At some point I was answering Teams messages on my second monitor, pretending to work, while on the main screen my character was getting his brains sucked out by a married guest who swore “this is just between us, alright?” and I just thought: yeah, CheckedIn understands the assignment.

The game starts in the most depressing way possible: grey office, shitty boss, screens glowing like dead fish eyes. No music on Spotify could save that mood. And then this thing happens, like the world holds its breath for a second and drops Calysindra on your desk. Not in a classy way. More like “hey, here's a horny demon in a body that looks like every late-night search on Pornhub fused together and then cranked up one more notch.” Big tits that actually move with weight, thighs that press together when she leans in, lips wrapping around words like she is already doing oral on your sanity. The game really loves touch. You feel every little move. When she sits in your lap and grinds, the camera doesn’t just show it. It lingers on how her ass spreads slightly over your legs, how her heels dig into the cheap office chair, how her claws sc*** your chest when she leans forward to whisper about taking your soul like it is just another kink.

What I liked is that the corruption doesn’t slam into max filth in one click. It crawls. First time she jerks you off with her feet, it is almost slow, teasing, her toes gliding over your shaft while she watches your face more than your cock. The second time she already knows where your weak spot is, pressing her heel right under the head and smiling like she is proud of herself. You can choose to resist, but the game makes resistance feel physical, like your whole body is buzzing. When you pick the more dominant options, there is this weird satisfaction in grabbing her horns and forcing her down on your dick, watching her throat bulge as she chokes a little, eyes watering, then that tiny smile when she takes you deeper on purpose. And yeah, there is anal too, not just thrown in like an extra, but folded into the story. There is one scene where you push her down on the bed, her wings twitching, her ass raised, and the camera stays on the moment you enter her asshole, how tight it looks stretching around you while she moans something about how demons are made for this kind of abuse. I opened Discord to rant about one tiny texture on the bedsheet that looked weird and then forgot to even send the message because the next creampie scene just absolutely derailed my brain.

The multiple endings thing is not just “good boy” or “bad boy”. It feels more like “who owns who” by the end. You can sink into being her obedient toy, letting her ride you until she drains you dry and fills your head with nothing but her voice, or you can slowly flip it, taking that demonic power in your blood and shoving it right back at her. There is this one path where she crawls to you on all fours, collar on her neck, tits swinging, and you make her open her mouth so you can cum inside and tell her she doesn’t get to swallow until you say so. The game takes its time showing her tongue coated in your load, her cheeks hollowing when she tries to hold it, a single drop slipping from the corner of her lips. Another route has you on your back instead, her riding you until your vision blurs, then locking you in a full-body orgasm while she milks your cock with her pussy, squeezing out every last drop into her, then showing your own cum leaking from her stretched hole. One thing that annoyed me is how her nails sometimes clip weird over the skin in that one hotel scene and I kept staring at it instead of the blowjob, but then she deepthroated again and my brain just quietly accepted the bug as part of the experience. The game feels like sticky skin, hot breath in your ear, sweat between bodies, not just clicking choices, and it kind of fucks with your head in a good, wrong way.

Golden Breeze Resort looks like one of those “relax and recover” vacation places your mom would share on Facebook, then you click in and, bam, you’re helping your own mom and aunt keep the place alive while staring at giant boobs all day and pretending you’re being a responsible adult. The tone is kind of funny like that: on the surface it is about work and family and keeping the resort from going bankrupt, but half the time you’re just wandering around hoping some guest accidentally drops a towel or your aunt bends over a bit too much while talking about expenses. There’s this weird mix of cozy slice-of-life vibe and “oh shit, I probably should not be this turned on by my own relatives”, and the game just leans into it, hard, instead of pretending it’s subtle. Every time the mom shows up with that clearly-not-realistic-but-who-cares chest, I felt like the dev was sitting behind me going “yeah, I know, you degenerate, keep clicking”.

The resort part is actually kinda fun in a trashy way. You run around the place doing small jobs, odd tasks, cleaning up, checking on rooms, helping at the bar, and whatever else the aunt throws at you. The sandbox stuff means you’re just roaming between locations, checking times, seeing who’s where, poking events until something finally pops. There was this one scene where I was supposed to be “helping” with laundry, but of course it ends with wet clothes sticking to curves that are absolutely illegal in 90% of countries, and you pretend to just “accidentally” stare. Another time I was sent to deliver something to a guest and it turned into a slow teasing session that went on longer than it had any right to, with her playing around with a vibrator like it was the most normal thing to do in a resort room. I actually paused the game, grabbed my phone, and typed “bro what is wrong with me” in a Discord server. Got zero answers, just emojis. Typical.

The big fun for me is how everyone is just slightly off from normal. The mom has that tired-but-stacked look, like she’s one bill away from crying but also her tits are fighting gravity like final boss level. The aunt is pretending to be a serious manager at this totally-not-failing resort, but then sometimes she acts like she knows exactly the effect her ass has when she walks in front of you in those tight clothes. There are guests that feel like they came here specifically to cause trouble. One MILF acts innocent at first and then suddenly she’s stripping “just to try on a new bikini” with you in the room, and the game doesn’t even play it as a big dramatic thing, it just lets it happen like it’s some daily routine. And in between all that you’re poking at this creepy rival resort that’s stealing customers for no clear reason. The mystery stuff is actually kind of interesting, except sometimes the pacing is weird and you just end up wandering around with a half-chub and no clue which event flag you missed. Also, whoever decided the text box should cover that much of the lower screen when someone is bending over needs to be put in horny jail. I’m not joking, I kept catching myself clicking too fast and skipping lines, just to see if the aunt’s bikini bottom would slip one more pixel.

The teasing is relentless. You get stripping scenes that stop right before the “oh fuck” moment, toys that come out for “stress relief” after a long day of work, and that slow, guilty escalation with the family characters that hits way too close if you grew up watching way too much ecchi trash. One moment you’re talking about debt and jobs, the next your mom is leaning in a bit too close in a tight top, and the camera angle is very clear about what we’re all here for. It’s trashy, messy, totally horny, full of big tits and big asses everywhere you turn, and somehow also trying to tell a story about saving the resort and uncovering what the hell is happening with that rival place. I liked the vibe a lot, but there were times I wished the game would let me skip to night scenes faster without all the walking around. It never quite fixes that, of course. Still, every time I said “ok, last scene and I’m done”, some new guest shows up with curves like a hentai illustrator’s fever dream, and suddenly I’m clicking again.

Reality in this game is flipped in a way that feels funny at first, then kind of fucked up, then hot, then kind of fucked up again. Women run everything here, not in a “girlboss inspirational poster” way but in a “they own your collar, your job, and your orgasm” way. Guys are pretty little toys, soft femboys with skirts, stockings, makeup that looks better than half of TikTok, and asses that jiggle when they walk. You play as one of those cute pets with a dick, stuck in a future where your main value is how good you look on your knees and how obedient you are when a muscle girl snaps her fingers. On the surface it feels like a silly dating sim / sandbox with goofy jokes and horny scenes, but under that you’ve got this weird tension about what “consent” even means when your whole society trains you from birth to say “yes, mistress” like a reflex. As someone who actually cares about AI ethics and virtual characters, I kept catching myself asking, “Wait, did my protag actually want that, or did I just click because I saw the word ‘oral’ and my brain went caveman for a second?”

The game leans hard into the contrast: tall, ripped women with huge tits and thicker thighs than most gym bros, towering over smooth, androgynous boys who look like they escaped from a horny gacha ad. One moment you’re on a “normal” date, sipping a drink, trying to impress a buff office lady who could literally lift you by your hips with one hand. She teases you, calls you pretty, brushes her thumb over your lip gloss, and asks if you’re being a good boy for the system, keeping the status quo. If you play along and act all submissive, the scene slowly turns into this intense femdom thing where she drags you to a side room, orders you to kneel, and uses your mouth like a toy while you’re trying to remember if the dialogue choice three screens ago might ruin your future freedom. If you push back and try to talk about “change” and rights for men, she smiles in that creepy “I’m proud of you for having opinions” way, then pins you to the wall with one arm and tells you that rebellious femboys taste even better. It’s hot as hell, but there’s this aftertaste where you wonder if the game is mocking you for pretending your choices matter. The funniest and also most disturbing thing is how often the UI just kind of shrugs at you. You pick something that sounds safe and suddenly there’s a futa enforcer sitting on your face, using you until you’re cross-eyed, and the text quietly notes that this will “affect your status later.” You later check your stats and realize your “obedience” and “slut” values jumped because you tried to be polite. That small detail honestly drove me nuts and I couldn’t stop thinking about it while still clicking through for the next blowjob scene. The writing loves those moments where consent is technically there, in the “you clicked accept” sense, but socially crushed. The big muscle girl asks if you’re okay, but the power gap is so huge that the question feels more like a ritual than a real check-in. Porn brain says “oh god yes, sit on my face again,” ethics brain is in the corner going “this is exactly the kind of coercive system we complain about in real-world apps that spam dark patterns.” And then you forget the debate because the trap NPC shows up, winks at you, drops a line about “fighting the matriarchy from the inside,” and the very next scene has you sucking him off behind a club while police drones fly by, scanning your collar tag. The game keeps doing that whiplash. It throws real questions about dominance, agency, and what it means to “choose” in a rigged world, then buries them under a giant ass in a too-tight skirt that clips through the chair a bit. It all feels messy, horny, ethically uncomfortable and strangely honest about how players treat virtual bodies as disposable toys, even while it laughs and hands you another scene where your cute male protag gets railed until he forgets what he was fighting for.

Tiny runaway mouse boy, giant horny catgirls with way too much power over him, that’s the basic mess here. You’re this scruffy, tired, kinda broken kid who ends up working as a servant in a huge mansion that feels half palace, half porn-filled fever dream. Everyone around you has claws, curves, and attitude, and you’re the only soft, tiny thing in the building who isn’t packing fangs. Right away the game makes you feel how small you are. Not just size, but status. You carry trays, clean floors, peek where you shouldn’t, say “yes, mistress” a bit too much, and suddenly your whole world is a pair of huge thighs and a tail flicking in your face. It’s humiliating but sweet, then trashy, then somehow emotional again. Or maybe I was just horny and tired, hard to say.

The tone is weird in a good way. One second you get this slow, romantic build up, the catgirl is actually listening to your sad backstory and touching your cheek like she cares, and in the next scene she’s sitting on your chest just because she thinks your panic is cute. The teasing is constant. They dangle kisses and attention in front of you, then pull back to laugh, then get jealous over you looking at another pair of ears. Nobody here is “normal”. You have the cold noble who treats you like a bug but also uses you as a living footstool, the playful one who pushes your face into her tits just to watch you lose your mind, the one who looks gentle but turns huge in a second and you’re suddenly eye level with her crotch. I like how the game lets them be genuinely funny and stupid sometimes. Jokes about you being “pocket-sized” for travel, or threats like “I could swallow you whole” that sound like a joke until she actually grows, grabs you, and you realize she might kinda mean it. There is one scene where you’re balancing a tea set, trying so hard to be a good servant, and a catgirl just lifts you by the tail and checks your ass like she’s inspecting produce at a market. I laughed and also wanted to alt+F4, but in the good way.

What really hits is how small choices snowball into horny chaos. You decide to help one girl with a stupid chore instead of another, and three scenes later you’re pinned under her massive hips while she smugly tells the others you “belong” to her now. Say the wrong compliment and suddenly the scary elegant one is stepping on you lightly, testing how much weight you can take, talking about how “useful” a durable mouse servant is. Refuse something? She doesn’t punish you right away. No, she remembers. Hours later she’s huge, leaning over the mansion roof, plucking you up between two fingers and making you apologize while pressed between her gigantic tits. There is lesbian stuff right in front of you too, like casually. Two catgirls using you as a prop while they grind on each other, ignoring you except when they want you to lick something clean. It’s hot and also strangely humiliating to be background decoration in your own story. The art helps a lot: big asses that fill the whole screen, tits drooping realistically over your tiny body, claws near your throat but never quite hurting, just reminding you of the power difference. Sometimes the game pretends to focus on wholesome romance, like “we care about your feelings, little mouse”, but half a scene later they’re fighting over who gets to sit on your face first. The fantasy world outside the mansion barely matters, and when it shows up, it feels like noise compared to the simple truth: you are small, they are huge, and every “kind” gesture is one step away from getting smothered under a purring, dominant monster girl who thinks your fear is adorable. Honestly, I loved it. Except that one background music loop that sounds like elevator jazz for sex dungeons and never shuts up. Still horny though.

Apartment 69 feels like that horny daydream you had in class when you were supposed to listen to some boring lecture about economics, but your brain just kept circling around who in the room you’d actually let touch you. You’re this 20-year-old guy, freshly in his own place, technically an adult and still a total virgin, which is embarrassing in a fun way. The game leans into that awkward energy a lot. You’re surrounded by hot women who are way too involved in your life, and it never pretends that you’re some smooth porn hero. You’re horny, clueless, and trying not to cum in your own hand before anyone else even gets a chance to do it for you, and that’s kind of the charm.

What I liked is how much time it spends just letting you wander through your day, like a sandbox of bad decisions. One moment you’re in class pretending to focus while secretly staring at the teacher’s tits and trying not to stare at your trans classmate’s tight skirt too obviously, the next you’re back in the apartment, jerking off in the shower because your brain is still replaying how she leaned over your desk. There’s something stupidly relatable in your phone lighting up with messages while you still have cum drying on your stomach, and you have to choose between visiting your “aunt” who keeps hugging you way too long or checking on your “sister” who walks around the place half dressed like she forgot what doors are for. The game doesn’t push a big speech about sexuality, it just treats queer bodies, cis bodies, all of that, as horny fuel in the same universe, which honestly feels more respectful than many “inclusive” games. And still it screws up sometimes, like there are scenes where the trans character is basically a fetish on legs, all about the dick reveal, no real inner life, and it annoyed me enough to close the window and doomscroll on Twitter for a bit.

The pacing is messy and I kind of like that. You can spend ages grinding money with your freelance coding while barely getting anything more than accidental boob gropes in the hallway, then suddenly you take one random choice and you’re balls deep inside a milf who used to talk to you about homework. There’s a great little moment where you’re stuck alone in the apartment, horny out of your mind, and your only “scene” is just the main guy scrolling porn on his phone, jerking off, trying not to think about how much the pornstar’s body type looks like his mom’s. It’s filthy, yeah, but also strangely honest about where those wires cross. The interracial stuff is there too, usually tied up in these “taboo” vibes, like you’re corrupting or being corrupted, and sometimes it hits hot as fuck, sometimes it feels lazy as hell. I wish it gave the dark-skinned characters more actual personality instead of just dirty talk about how tight you are around them, but that’s the thing, it won’t. This game is more interested in pushing you slowly across that line where a handjob turns into groping turns into creampie and suddenly everyone is pretending the family rules never existed. It’s clumsy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and it feels like a browser tab you’d keep open next to Discord and pretend you’re just “multitasking.”

Kai is the kind of dude who goes to a tropical resort thinking it’s gonna be cocktails, tits in a bikini top, and just enough drama to make the sex hotter. Five minutes in, you already feel he’s way out of his depth. The island looks like a porn version of Instagram, all wet skin and too-friendly smiles, but the vibe is wrong in a good way. You’ve got Yumi trying to be the perfect girlfriend with that soft, clingy energy that makes you feel guilty before you even cheat, Nick walking around like the resort belongs to his cock, and Izzy… Izzy is just chaos in a swimsuit. She’s the girl who sits too close, laughs at all the wrong moments, and you know she’d jerk you off under the table just to see what happens. The game leans hard into that feeling where a vacation turns into a test you never studied for. Everyone’s half-naked, dripping from the pool, rubbing sunscreen on each other’s shoulders just a little too slow. There’s this one early scene on the beach where Yumi is trying to have a serious talk, and in the background Izzy is stretching, bikini riding up her big ass, and Nick is just staring. You feel it. That moment where you’re thinking “this is fine” and your dick is like “no, it’s not, this is about to go very, very wrong.”

The sex isn’t thrown at you instantly, which makes it worse when it hits. There’s a handjob scene where Yumi is trying to “reconnect” with Kai after things already started to feel off. It’s quiet, just her soft hand working him under the sheets, and it should feel sweet, but because of the choices you made earlier, your brain is stuck on the image of Izzy grinding in the pool or Nick getting just a bit too close to her on that stupid “couples activity.” The game likes to let you watch people cross lines in slow motion. You pick a dialogue choice that looks harmless, then three scenes later Yumi is flushed, drunk from some tropical cocktail, sitting way too close to another guy while the camera lingers on how her tits are spilling out. Or you walk in a little too late, door half-open, seeing motion and shadows, and your stomach drops before your dick jumps. Classic netorare tease where you keep thinking “ok, I can still fix this,” and the island just keeps whispering “nah, buddy, you’re here to suffer.” There’s a weird low-key mystery too, this feeling the island is engineered to push everyone into swapping, cheating, testing boundaries like some horny lab experiment. And then Leon, the estranged brother, shows up and suddenly it’s not just “will she cheat” but “who the hell is pulling the strings here and why is your whole family kink fuel now.” The art is that slick AI-style 2D stuff, with animated bits that focus way too long on hands wandering over big tits, hips rolling on lounge chairs, water sliding down curves. It looks good, then sometimes a face angle is a bit off, and you notice it for half a second, but by the time you think “that eye is weird,” there’s a shot of Yumi riding someone and the thought dies in your throat. Choices feel important, even when they aren’t, and half the fun is realizing you clicked yourself into a corner where your girl might be moaning another guy’s name on some dark part of the island while you pretend you didn’t see the signs. It’s messy, horny, kind of cruel, and yeah, I kept saying “I’ll be faithful this time” and then saving right before every scene that looked like trouble, like a coward.