Look, I've been playing dating sims for years now, and most of them are just... boring? But this My Hero Academia thing caught my attention because, well, who doesn't want to bang their favorite anime girls, right? The setup is pretty straightforward - you're in the hero world and can date basically every hot chick from the series. Ochako, Momo, Tsuyu, even the older ones like Mt. Lady and Midnight. The variety is insane actually, like they included everyone you could possibly think of jerking off to.

What really surprised me was how detailed some of the sex scenes get. I mean, you got everything from basic missionary with innocent characters like Ochako to some really kinky stuff with Himiko Toga - that girl's into some wild shit, let me tell you. The titjob scenes with Momo are chef's kiss, her huge tits look amazing in the Koikatsu engine. And don't get me started on Mirko's scenes... damn bunny girl knows how to ride. Actually, speaking of riding, the reverse cowgirl animations are surprisingly smooth for what this is. Though I gotta say, some of the lesbian scenes feel a bit rushed? Like they're there just to check a box.

The dating sim part is... well, it exists. You talk to girls, give them gifts, build relationship points. Standard stuff really. But honestly, who cares about the dating when you can skip straight to watching Nejire do that thing with her tongue, you know? The missionary positions are vanilla but well-animated, and the doggystyle scenes with characters in their hero costumes hit different. Midnight in particular... fuck, that woman knows what she's doing. Sometimes I wonder if they spent more time on the sex animations than the actual dialogue because some conversations feel weird, but whatever. When you're watching Mitsuki Bakugou in a cheerleader outfit doing what she does best, you're not really thinking about story quality anyway.

I thought it would be another quick parody, lazy click fodder with everyone’s favorite soldiers just standing there jabbering about destiny and Titans. But somehow this one caught me off guard - it moves like a fever dream built in Ren’Py by someone who actually both loves and mocks the source at the same time. You can almost smell the effort behind every uneven pose, the way Mikasa’s face softens in that quiet before she gives in (too easily, maybe, but that’s the genre). Historia acts brittle until she doesn’t, which fits. And Hange - whoever rigged her animation needs a raise just for catching that manic spark right when things get… sticky. There’s a moment where the music stops halfway through an awkward line read and you’re staring at the 3D model breathing faintly and you wonder if that’s meant to be erotic or just broken code. Both, maybe.

Sometimes the tone tries too hard to sound romantic and misses, especially when it slips into “isekai life lessons” talk no one asked for while you’re watching Sasha do something that has nothing to do with potatoes. I like how the lighting changes mid-scene for no clear reason though; it gives everything a cheap charm, like walking in on someone rehearsing dirty fanfic aloud. The male protagonist is generic as cement yet his body language manages to tell you what the script doesn’t dare admit: half these encounters are power fantasies pretending to be emotional arcs. Then again, Annie’s route kills that illusion halfway through - there’s tenderness hidden beneath all the mouth noise. It surprised me more than it should have, right before the next ridiculous harem scenario reset everything like memory loss porn logic always does.

What bothers me is small, stupid stuff - interface buttons that shimmer unevenly, the moan timing off by half a heartbeat, the eyes occasionally crossing during a footjob scene like some uncanny valley kink test. But maybe that’s part of why I kept watching longer than planned. The imperfection feels sincere, amateurish but warm, the way fanfiction can sometimes sound more true than the big-budget official thing. I’d lie and say I played it for the story, but we both know nobody believes that anymore.

Similar to the title of this video game promises it will certainly be around simply one point - about enthusiastic blowjob from one warm looking and clearly quite slutty blonde chick! But how exactly she will certainly be drawing this big and hard cock depends on you given that you have dozens and dozens of various options to customize this computer animated dental sex scene! Oh yes, this type of pleasure could last for long!

right so the "real model" tag is doing some heavy lifting here because these are definitely photos. not great photos. someone's cousin's DSLR from 2009 type energy. the girl's got that blank stare like she's reading the terms of service for the first time and the wall has more texture than her acting range. but honestly? that's almost the point. this isn't trying to be classy.

the premise is so aggressively stupid i kind of respect it. girl wants handbag. girl has no money. girl discovers her only skill is jerking strangers through a hole. that's it. that's the whole character arc. no tragic backstory, no rent due, just... handbag. the localization reads like someone ran it through google translate twice and then a third time for flavor. "you don't know how to do anything at all, except please men" is genuinely funny. not intentionally, but still.

gameplay wise you start with handjobs and unlock... more. the progression system is basically just doing the same thing until numbers go up. there's choices i guess? sometimes the text asks if you want to spit or swallow and i picked spit once and nothing changed. the stranger's cock through the wall is just there. always. waiting. like a very patient mushroom. the blowjob scenes unlock later but by then you've already seen the same three photos recycled so many times you start noticing the wallpaper pattern in the background. is that floral? who decorated this gloryhole.

the rpg elements are just stat bars that fill up. experience points for sucking. i wish i was joking. there's no combat unless you count the battle against boredom. the text descriptions try to be erotic but keep using phrases like "meat rod" which made me think of a kebab. now i'm hungry and uncomfortable. the adventure tag is doing a lot of work for what's essentially a slideshow with occasional multiple choice questions that don't matter. still, for what it is, the sheer lack of polish becomes its own aesthetic. like outsider art but for porn. i've seen worse on itch.io at 4am. the handbag better be made of gold.

Von Trell and Mewy Harker - the names might ring a bell as vampire hunters. They’re not just legends; they live for the hunt. But even the fiercest hunters need a break, and when Von Trell and Mewy hit the local pub at night, the night quickly turns unpredictable.

New mysteries unfold with every glance, new dangers lurk in the shadows, and temptations rise with every whispered word. It’s a game of power and desire, and the real question is who will claim the night.

This is where you come in, because you are the one who decides what happens next. Will you help Von Trell and Mewy resist the darkness or fall deeper into it? Every choice you make shapes their path.

Dive into a world where danger and desire collide, where no moment is safe and every glance could be a trap. Feel the pulse of the night in your veins. The hunt is on, and the line between hunter and prey blurs.

Are you ready to take control and face what lurks in the dark?. Von Trell and Mewy Harker await your command. The night is alive - what will you do with it?

This Milfy City side thing feels like someone slapped a santa hat on a png and called it content. You get this weirdly static render of a milf in a tight red dress that’s supposed to look festive but honestly the lighting makes her skin look like plastic left near a heater, not that I mind shiny things but it’s nothing like, you know, when you scroll through twitter and see those blender artists who actually know how subsurface scattering works. The tag says big tits, and sure they’re there, practically resting on the dialogue box like two overfilled stockings, I just wish they’d jiggle or react to anything, the whole vn is just clicking through text and then boom a blowjob scene appears like a jumpscare but not the good kind.

Soundtrack is… wait, there was no music because my browser tab was muted and I didn’t notice for the whole ten minutes it took to click through. That says something. The voice acting is totally absent which is a crime honestly, imagine a gravelly voice whispering “merry fucking christmas” instead of just reading it on screen while her expression stays frozen like she’s buffering. I did laugh at the dialogue where she talks about “unwrapping my present” and it cuts to a cg that’s actually pretty detailed anatomically, whoever drew the anatomy knows their way around the basic shapes but then the cumshot looks like someone spilled gloss paint, zero viscosity. You’d think for a holiday special they’d add some tinsel or a fireplace crackling sound effect but nah, just silent static images, I could get better interactive christmas erotica on newgrounds.

The cg hentai scenes are fine I guess if you want to click three times and see a milf with her mouth open to her lips pulled back a bit too far, like what’s the point of visual novel format if every choice leads to the same single sex scene, I kept clicking different options hoping to unlock some fucking mistletoe moment but it’s all rails to the same big boobs flopping out sequence. By the way, don’t expect any actual christmas feeling, they put “xmas” in the title and gave her a hat but the background is the same bedroom from the main game I bet, lazy. At least the big tits tag doesn’t lie, they’re massive and the artist gave them that thick line weight that fans of this genre obsess over, maybe too much areola detail for some normie but for a degen like me it hits a niche.

The first time Alexandra leans over the table in that diner, her hair falls across one eye and I forgot what I was going to say. That's the whole game really. You're some guy with a past he won't talk about, she's got a smile that makes you forget yours, and her father is the kind of man who probably has people buried in the desert. The visual novel doesn't pretend to be deep. It's CG hentai with a plot that exists to get you from one scene to the next, but the writing has this weird sincerity. Like the dev actually liked these characters even when they're just excuses for a blowjob scene.

The art is rough. Not in a charming indie way, more like someone learned to draw from tracing magazine covers and never quite got the proportions right. Alexandra's tits change size between scenes. Her face looks different in every CG. But there's a moment where she's on her knees in a parking garage, and the way the artist drew her looking up, mouth full, eyes wet... I don't know. It worked. Maybe I'm just easy.

The criminal dad stuff is barely there. He shows up twice, says something threatening, then disappears. I kept waiting for him to matter, for some confrontation or choice, but the game just... doesn't. You click through dialogue, pick an option every few minutes, and then there's another sex scene. The choices don't branch much either. I replayed one section to see if refusing her would change anything and nope, same scene, slightly different line before it.

Still. There's this one moment after the third scene where she asks if you're scared of her father. The game gives you three responses and all of them are lies. That stuck with me more than any of the nudity. Maybe that's the point. Or maybe I'm overthinking a game where the main menu has a jiggle physics toggle.

Right so Professor D. Range. That’s who you are. Not a typo, his parents must’ve hated him or something. Anyway you’re this mad scientist type with a grudge against the Order of Purity, which is basically the Justice League if everyone had massive honkers and walked around in spandex that’s painted on by a pervert. Your job is to corrupt them. Or beat them. Honestly the plot gets fuzzy because I kept clicking through dialogue to get to the scenes.

The art is that specific kind of western hentai where the lines are thick and everything looks a bit glossy, like a sticker you’d peel off a vending machine toy. Not complaining. When a scene hits, it hits. There’s a moment with a villainess named Blackout or something, she’s got this ridiculous chest and the physics are completely out to lunch. Her tits move like water balloons in zero gravity during a blowjob scene. The cock in this game is absurd too, like a third leg, and the animators clearly had fun making it look as veiny and ridiculous as possible. It’s the kind of thing where you just sort of nod and accept the biology is different here.

Gameplay wise it’s a visual novel so you’re clicking and reading. Your crew is the Scavengers, a bunch of losers you have to whip into shape. I kept waiting for a management sim element that never came. You just pick dialogue and watch the trainwreck. There’s a sci-fi setting but it’s mostly just an excuse for glowing eyes and neon backgrounds. I wish there was more actual villainy, you know? Like real scheming. Instead you just sort of stumble into sex scenes. Not that I’m complaining about the scenes. The superheroine with the energy powers, her outfit is basically a thong and a prayer, and the scene where you finally get her to... let’s say switch sides, involves a lot of drool and a facial that looks like a glazed donut exploded. The sound design is just wet slaps and moans, no music, which makes it feel dirtier somehow. Like you’re watching something you shouldn’t be. The game crashed once when I tried to skip too fast. Classic. Still booted it back up though.

The whole thing feels like someone duct taped a porno to a Windows 95 screensaver maze and called it a day. You got this Black Helmet dude, right, and he's supposed to be hunting for sex but instead you're staring at a top down labyrinth that looks like it was textured with a potato. The real model tag is doing some heavy lifting because when you finally trigger a scene, it's a full motion video clip of a girl giving head, and the jump in fidelity is so jarring it's like switching from a Game Boy camera to a 4K Blu ray mid blink. My brain did a full reboot.

The logic part is finding cards on the floor of this maze, Black Jack cards, because there's a monster called Black Jack monster? I don't know man, the lore is unhinged. You're dodging this thing in a labirynth that's just corridors and dead ends, and the blackjack mechanic is literally just picking up cards. No actual card game. I was expecting some weird strip blackjack minigame but nope, you just grab them and avoid the monster who moves like he's got bad ping. The video clips are the only reason to keep clicking. The maze itself is a crime against level design, it's like a 3D render from a math textbook that escaped.

If they ever made a DLC, just scrap the maze entirely. Make it a straight up blackjack table where you play against the monster and every time you bust, you get a new video clip of the princess getting more annoyed. Or just let me buy the video files separately so I don't have to navigate this fever dream of a game. The whole thing is a logic puzzle designed by a horny alien who only half understands human card games. The blowjob scenes are shot well though, nice lighting, good angles, the princess makes eye contact with the camera like she knows you suffered through the maze to get there. That's the only coherent part of this entire experience.