What the fuck am I even looking at here. This is a slot machine that's also a book that's also a TV that's apparently powered by anime tiddies. The whole thing feels like someone took five half finished projects from a horny hard drive and just said yeah, put them all in one browser tab.

Spinning the slots is weirdly compulsive though, I'll give it that. The wheels have these little animated bits, nothing special, just enough motion to keep your lizard brain clicking. Win some coins, lose some coins, the usual degenerate time sink. But you're not really here for the gambling are you. You hit a threshold and a page turns with that sound effect, the one that's supposed to be mysterious, and there she is. Some big breasted anime girl looking at you like she lost a bet. The art's actually, I don't know, competent? Sometimes the proportions make sense and sometimes her spine would need to be made of rubber, which honestly is what we're all here for anyway.

Then you collect these Stars for the Hentai TV buttons

You know that feeling when you find a flash game from like 2006 that has no right being as funny as it is? That's this. It's literally just clicking on boobs to turn pages. I'm not kidding. The whole mechanic is "click on boobs to advance the story." And somehow it works.

The art is deliberately shit. Like someone drew it with a mouse in MS Paint while drunk. Red Riding Hood has these massive, disproportionate tits that just... exist on screen. The wolf is wearing a pimp hat and a gold chain. I don't know why that's so funny to me but it is. There's something about the complete lack of polish that makes it more entertaining than half the "high quality" visual novels I've played. The jank is the point. You're not here for a coherent fairy tale adaptation, you're here because someone decided to make Little Red Riding Hood into a clicker game where the primary interaction is poking cartoon breasts until something happens.

The "story" is barely there. Red's going to grandma's house, wolf wants to pimp her out I think? Honestly I stopped paying attention to the text after the third page because I was too busy clicking on everything like a coked up woodpecker. There's this one part where you have to click Red's boobs like five times before the page turn activates and I just sat there thinking "this is the dumbest thing I've ever done" while still clicking. The interactive book format is clever though. Reminds me of those old Choose Your Own Adventure books except instead of choices you just grope your way through the narrative. Wait that came out wrong. Or did it.

The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became a game. Like someone's fever dream after watching too much adult animation and reading Brothers Grimm simultaneously. I wish there was more wolf dialogue. The pimp wolf is genuinely the best character and he barely gets any lines. What a waste. Anyway the game's free and takes like five minutes so whatever.