Bruce Long's face is a mess again and that's the tutorial basically. This game is called something about a Terrific Trio but there's three guys and one of them, our boy Charlie, is supposed to be straight. yeah right. I've seen that plot before, usually on certain sites at 2am when I'm definitely not supposed to be writing reviews.

The whole thing is a big shitpost with cum. Holio is there which is a name I can't stop laughing at, and Bob Upindown who sounds like a rejected wii character. They're on a mission to convert Charlie through the power of aggressive homosexual logic and honestly the dialogue is the best part. It reads like a late night steam chat argument between people who've inhaled too much gamer dust. There's a line about Liza Minnelli records that made me snort my drink. The comedy lands more often than it doesn't, which for a porn game is basically winning the lottery. I do wish the blonde guy had more screen time. I'm always saying that.

Bukake scene comes out of nowhere. Like you're clicking through some genuinely funny back and forth, then bam, facial. The blowjob animations have this janky rhythm that somehow makes it funnier, like everyone involved is slightly confused about the speed. My screenshots folder for this looks unhinged. Just pages of dialogue bubbles next to badly timed penetration frames.

I haven't mentioned the anal yet. There's a moment where you pick positions and the whole thing glitched for me, Charlie just sort of vibrated in place for twenty seconds. Honestly improved the experience. You don't come to these games for polish, you come for the sheer wtf factor and this delivers. The domination tags are misleading though, nobody's really in charge here, everyone's just horny and chaotic. Like a group project from hell but make it gay.

weird thing: I didn’t expect this game to actually *feel* dirty in a fun way. yeah, everyone says “oh it’s a parody,” but this one leans into it like it’s proud of being a total mess. You start as Beast Boy, but not the goofy cartoon version - more like the “what-if-he-had-a-body-count” one. first scene had me snorting because the dialogue’s half self-aware, half horny nonsense. the art flickers between hot and kinda cursed, and somehow that mix works. I laughed once, then five seconds later I was staring at Raven’s face thinking, “wait, is she enjoying it or plotting my death?” both are hot, honestly.

it’s not subtle, not even pretending. tentacles? sure. futa twist? outta nowhere. then two minutes later you’re getting dominated by Harley like she’s running her own therapy session for bad boys. I swear the writing must’ve been done by five people with different fetishes fighting over the keyboard. Sometimes I hate that - then again, it keeps it unpredictable. One route had this whole corruption vibe where I thought I was winning, but turns out I was the pet by the end. didn’t even mind. the sound effects though… man, they go from soft moans to full-on sticky chaos real quick. I like it. except when they loop weirdly, makes me think my headphones broke.

Top 3 moments you’ll wanna screenshot? easy. 1) Power Girl’s “training scene” that escalates into something Olympic-level athletic. 2) Raven’s mirror sequence - don’t trust it, but do enjoy it. 3) Poison Ivy whispering stuff about roots and growth while you’re too distracted to care about plot. there’s a “moral choice” system but it mostly decides who calls you master or toy. I kept picking random answers just to see who’d snap first. pro tip: don’t rush; let every scene breathe, even the awkward ones. half the fun’s in those weird pauses where nothing happens but everything’s tense. feels human, messy, sexy.