Bruce Long's face is a mess again and that's the tutorial basically. This game is called something about a Terrific Trio but there's three guys and one of them, our boy Charlie, is supposed to be straight. yeah right. I've seen that plot before, usually on certain sites at 2am when I'm definitely not supposed to be writing reviews.

The whole thing is a big shitpost with cum. Holio is there which is a name I can't stop laughing at, and Bob Upindown who sounds like a rejected wii character. They're on a mission to convert Charlie through the power of aggressive homosexual logic and honestly the dialogue is the best part. It reads like a late night steam chat argument between people who've inhaled too much gamer dust. There's a line about Liza Minnelli records that made me snort my drink. The comedy lands more often than it doesn't, which for a porn game is basically winning the lottery. I do wish the blonde guy had more screen time. I'm always saying that.

Bukake scene comes out of nowhere. Like you're clicking through some genuinely funny back and forth, then bam, facial. The blowjob animations have this janky rhythm that somehow makes it funnier, like everyone involved is slightly confused about the speed. My screenshots folder for this looks unhinged. Just pages of dialogue bubbles next to badly timed penetration frames.

I haven't mentioned the anal yet. There's a moment where you pick positions and the whole thing glitched for me, Charlie just sort of vibrated in place for twenty seconds. Honestly improved the experience. You don't come to these games for polish, you come for the sheer wtf factor and this delivers. The domination tags are misleading though, nobody's really in charge here, everyone's just horny and chaotic. Like a group project from hell but make it gay.