The whole thing feels like someone ripped a scene straight out of a bootleg GTA V mod and said yeah, that’s a game now. You’re on a bus, right, and there’s this driver chick in a tight uniform who’s apparently very open to suggestions. The graphics have that janky 3d look where the textures are a bit too shiny, like everyone’s coated in a thin layer of oil. It’s not polished at all, but honestly that’s part of the charm, like finding a weird VHS tape that’s all static and sudden close ups.

You just click or wiggle your mouse to fill up a bar. That’s the whole mechanic. Fill the bar, get a new scene. It’s so brainless I started thinking about the bus route itself. Where are they even going? Is this a city bus or one of those long haul coaches? The background outside the windows never changes, just a blur, so maybe they’re in some kind of horny pocket dimension. The progression goes from a sly look to a handjob, then a blowjob, and finally a messy cumshot that looks like someone spilled a melted vanilla milkshake on her uniform. The sound design is what you’d expect, wet noises that are a bit too loud, like someone eating soup directly into a microphone.

I got stuck for a second on the third scene because the hitbox for the click felt off. Had to wiggle the mouse like I was trying to clean a dirty laser lens. A DLC where you can actually drive the bus would be insane. Imagine trying to shift gears while she’s going down on you, crashing into a fire hydrant. The game doesn’t need it but my brain went there. It’s a quick, messy loop that doesn’t pretend to be anything else, just a dirty little sequence with a uniform fetish front and center. The driver never says a word, just keeps her hands on the wheel mostly, which is a weirdly dedicated detail for something so unpolished.

The thing about AneJiru Juice 2 is it knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. Reiko's back, those massive tits somehow defying every law of physics I've ever seen, and there's this scrawny dude who looks like he'd blow away in a strong wind but apparently has unlimited stamina. The bus scene early on caught me off guard, not because of what happens but because of how deliberately rough the whole thing looks. Like someone animated it on a laptop from 2005 and said "yeah, good enough."

And honestly? It kind of works for this one. The jank adds something. When Nurse Joy shows up, I actually laughed because the outfit is so transparently a costume but nobody in the scene acknowledges it. Three on one action that feels less like choreography and more like someone's fever dream after watching too much hentai in one sitting. The torture tag had me expecting something darker but it's more... enthusiastic roughness? If that makes sense. Which it doesn't.

I keep thinking about the anejiru juice itself, the whole premise is ridiculous but the movie commits to it completely. There's a moment where Reiko's expression shifts and for half a second the animation actually lands, and then immediately cuts to something so awkwardly framed I couldn't stop grinning. The directed scenes try to have a plot, I think, but who's paying attention to that? The sound design is what got me, actually, some of the wet noises are mixed way too loud and it circles back around to being perfect. Not polished, never tries to be, and I respect that more than I should.

Head empty, just clicking through scenes of this girl at a bus stop. The tennis racket detail is weirdly specific. Like why mention that if she never uses it. Whatever.

Fucktown delivers what it promises. Big ebony tits on a pickup datesim loop. You wait, you chat, occasionally she bends over to grab something from her bag and the camera gets real interested. Animation is minimal, slideshow energy with some pulsing highlights. Sound design is just a low ambient hum like a fridge in a hot apartment. Honestly fits the vibe.

The dialogue choices are hilarious in a stiff way. "Do you come here often" then three clicks later she's asking if you want to go somewhere private. No build up, no real pick up game. Just bus stop to bedroom. Which is fine if you're here for the obvious. But the lack of any actual bus arriving, or other people walking by, makes the whole thing feel like a diorama. That could be hot in a weird liminal way. It kind of is.

One thing I kept noticing, her eyes don't track you at all. She stares past the camera like there's a better rendered guy behind you. Kills immersion a little. But then the clothes come off and who cares about eye contact. Wish there was more variety in positions though, after the third round it repeats the exact same loop. The cumshot at the end is honestly pretty sad. Tiny little string of white pixels.

Still loaded it up three separate times today. So.