Guy dies, wakes up, and instead of some holy light or boring reincarnation farm, he basically gets told, “Congrats, you’re the horny ghost janitor of this city now.” That’s the whole vibe of Waifus Exorcist. You wander around this weird mix of spooky alleys and cozy anime-style rooms, chasing curses that usually live inside women with insane curves and even worse life choices. One moment you’re talking to a sad widow with tits so big they look like they could trap a spirit on their own, next moment you’re arguing with a smug ghost girl who keeps teasing you and moaning on purpose just to see you lose focus. The game leans hard into this silly “I’m supposed to be a professional exorcist but I keep getting distracted by ass” thing, and honestly it kind of works. You try to be serious, but then there’s a MILF in yoga pants bending over because a demon is stuck “back there” and you’re like, yeah alright, holy ritual time, sure.

Story feels like someone mashed up a horny anime parody with a ghost dating app. You meet all these waifus and half of them are alive, half are dead, and the game doesn’t really care which is which as long as you’re flirting. There’s this one ghost who’s literally more romantic than any of the living girls, she’s shy, floating in your room at night, whispering in your ear while her translucent boobs kinda push through your chest in a super weird but hot way. Then you switch scenes and the tone just drops into comedy, like a cursed influencer who wants you to “exercise” her demon by grabbing her ass while she pretends it’s some sacred ritual. Sex scenes play out like rewards for picking the right dialogue and not being a total idiot, and they go pretty far: thigh jobs with ghost legs phasing in and out, a possessed girl grinding on you while you chant, a stacked MILF who keeps asking if this position is really “part of the purification”. It’s not subtle. At all. And it shouldn’t be.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how this prototype feels rough in a kind of charming way. Some transitions just cut off, some routes feel like they’re missing a beat, and there’s one scene where a scary buildup suddenly jumps straight into tits in your face with almost no warning. It should feel broken, but it ends up funny. You click through a quiet horror moment, eerie music, cursed corridor, then boom, cartoon ass taking the whole screen, and your serious exorcist just turns into a horny idiot again. Choices sometimes pretend to be deep but you can tell half of them are just different ways to arrive at the same sex CG. I picked the “respectful” option with one ghost, trying to be nice, and she still ended up riding me while talking about unfinished business. The romance is kind of sweet in spots, then undercut by dumb jokes, like a ghost girl blushing about holding hands and two minutes later she’s begging you to keep fucking her so she doesn’t “slip back to the other side.” It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and that’s kind of the fun of it.

Tiny pervy wizard boy in a village full of horny blue bimbos, that’s basically the energy here. You’re Scruple, yeah, that brat from the old cartoon, except now he’s adult, shrunk down, surrounded by nothing but Smurfettes with huge tits, fat asses and that stupid cute laugh that makes you want to grab their ponytail and ruin their day. The game pretends to be an adventure, and sure, you wander around the little fantasy village, poke your nose into huts, peek through windows like a total creep, and catch them masturbating with weird improvised sex toys made of mushrooms and berries. One moment you’re sneaking behind a bush, watching a busty Smurfette grinding on a log while moaning your name, next moment you’re in some silly dialogue about “helping the village” that clearly just exists to give you an excuse to grope her under her tiny dress. It’s parody as fuck, but it knows it, and that actually makes it more fun and also more stupid at the same time.

What surprised me a bit is how much the game leans on voyeur stuff. You’re not always jumping straight into pussy, a lot of times you hide behind a tree, click through a scene where she thinks she’s alone, spreading those blue thighs and fingering herself, or sucking on her own fingers like she’s imagining a cock. I had one playthrough where I spent way too long just unlocked different “caught in the act” scenes instead of pushing main story, like watching a Smurfette titfuck a big carved wooden toy, her boobs bouncing in this goofy but hot looped animation. It looks dirty and cartoony at same time, not realistic at all, which actually makes the blowjob scenes kinda funnier and more erotic, especially when they overdo the drool and she’s staring up with those giant eyes. And yeah, sometimes the pacing is weird: you get a really spicy groping scene and then ten clicks of teasing and bullshit small talk before anything else happens, like the game is edging you on purpose but not always in a clever way. Still, the way it mixes handjobs, oral, straight-up vaginal sex, and little touches like ass grabbing during dialogue, or a random titfuck option popping up only if you picked the more pervy answers earlier, feels like a sandbox of “how far can I corrupt these blue girls” more than a normal linear thing.

The more you play around, the more Scruple stops feeling like a villain and more like some accidental sex guru for frustrated monster girls in a candy-colored forest. You try different choices, sometimes you focus on one Smurfette, teasing her over several encounters, watching her go from shy to begging for your cock, other times you just hunt for any event that lets you watch two of them “practice” on each other while you jerk off in the bushes. The game clearly loves its own joke: the big tits, the big ass, the over-the-top moaning, the tiny dresses riding up during a handjob, even the way they look embarrassed but still spread their legs a little wider if you push. It’s crude, some parts feel half-finished, an animation will loop awkward or a line of dialogue will sound like someone wrote it at the last minute, but weirdly that rough vibe fits Scruple being this messed-up little perv stuck in a fairy tale that went wrong. And when a Smurfette is on her knees, mouth open, drool on her chin, blue boobs shaking while she jerks your shaft with both hands like it’s the only thing in the world that matters, no one is thinking about polish anyway.