This one starts quiet like those chill Sunday mornings where you tell yourself “just one more click” and two hours later you’re neck deep in horny drama and moral garbage fire. You play this guy who looks normal enough, school uniform, fake polite smile, trying to keep his shit together in a place where everyone is either hiding something, fucking someone they shouldn’t, or both. It sells itself as romance and slow burn and yeah, it actually is… but then it nudges you into creampie scenes with people you have no business filling, or watching your so-called love interest get used by someone else while you’re pretending you’re fine. And that’s before the mind control stuff even warms up. Whole thing feels like a dating sim that caught a bad trip and started asking what “consent” really means at the exact same moment you’re clicking through a titfuck scene on auto.

The school setting is not just “haha uniforms and lockers”. You walk those halls and every hallway feels like it remembers shit you don’t. Teachers with milf energy that lean way too close, classmates who act like they’ve known you longer than the script admits, that one virgin kid you just know the game is going to corrupt hard later. Half your choices look like normal romance flags, the other half are very quietly: “Do you want to share this girl, or watch her get stolen, or be the one doing the stealing?” I had a scene where I thought I was going for nice, wholesome kissing behind the gym and it spiraled into oral, bareback, her begging for it inside, and then later a corruption route hint drops and you realize you maybe just flipped the flag that makes her start cheating on you. Or you start cheating on her. Or both, because the game loves netorare, netorase and the whole “everybody lies, everybody fucks” circle. There is actual gay content that is not just a joke, some futa stuff sneaks in like the dev went “you know what, screw genre purity”, and there is this one voyeur scene where you are hiding, watching two people go at it, and the game kind of judges you and rewards you at same time. Female dom pops in hard with that one character who looks all sweet and then has you on your knees, and a few minutes later you’re the one pinning someone to the bed, groping like you never heard of HR. The drugs and psychological bits are the nasty glue holding it all: people forgetting, remembering, going crazy, bleeding, laughing, then dropping their panties. You’ll get animated loops of big tits bouncing and big asses riding, yeah, but they sit in a story that keeps stabbing you with “are you still the good guy?” every time you shoot another load inside someone who really should have stayed off-limits, maybe related, maybe not, depends how deep you want that incest rabbit hole. And the worst part is you’ll tell yourself “I’m going to stay loyal this run” right before you click through another harem setup and watch the game quietly twist your morality into a pretzel.

Ben should be dead, honestly. Plane falls out of the sky, fire everywhere, metal screaming, you expect a game over screen. Instead he crawls out the other side with this weird mix of island magic in his veins and a brain full of holes. Or not really holes. More like someone wrapped his memories in plastic and hid them at the back of the fridge. He comes back home, everyone thinks he’s this broken boy with amnesia, and he just lets them. He smiles, nods, says “I don’t remember” while knowing damn well how to blow up a monster’s spine with elemental shit if he wants. And now he’s back under one roof with an adoptive mom who looks way too good in a tank top, and a stepsis who walks around the house like clothes are a suggestion. It feels wrong. Then it feels less wrong. Then you are suddenly very aware how many cameras you can put in a house without anyone noticing. The game kind of leans into that uncomfortable space where you tell yourself “I’m just checking on them” while you’re obviously not just checking. You peek, you watch, you keep watching. The tension is like those long Tinder chats that never become a date, except here things actually go somewhere. Slowly. Awkward. Hot. Messy.

The magic stuff sneaks in on the edges at first. A small spell to fix a bruise. A charm to nudge a mood. Then the line slides. You tell yourself you’re “helping” Rachel relax after a rough day and next thing you’re tweaking her thoughts so she forgets to pull her hand away from your thigh. With Jessica it’s worse. She’s moody, horny, bored, always on her phone, like someone who has three different dating apps and still complains nobody texts. You watch her from the hallway as she plays with herself, then later you act like you don’t know. Or you push just a little inside her head so her eyes linger too long on your chest, your hands, that scar. The game loves this grind between guilt and arousal. You feel like a piece of shit then you click “continue”. The blackmail routes hit hard too. Someone almost catches you during one of your little voyeur trips and suddenly you are using every dirty secret you found to shut them up. Or own them. Sometimes both. The supernatural stuff makes it easier, which is kind of the scary part. When you can tilt a person’s mind a few degrees with a spell, “no” stops feeling like a hard wall and more like a locked door you’re sure you can pick. There are monsters on the island, yeah, but the really messed up thing is realizing the creepiest monster might be the guy you’re controlling. And still you lean into it, because the writing pokes that lonely place in your chest where you wish someone would just look at you the way Rachel does when the spell is humming behind her eyes, or the way Jessica bites her lip when she trusts you a little too much. It’s not nice. It’s not healthy. It is very, very hard to stop clicking.

Then the whole world outside the house keeps trying to crawl in. This other woman shows up, Zara, with that “I know more than I say” smile, and she is trouble in a tight dress. She wants what’s hidden in your head. The island. The power. She flirts like a pro, touches your arm, leans in too close, talks about rifts and ancient things while her hand is sliding down your chest. If you let her, she uses you, but you also kind of use her back, like two snakes wrapping around each other. The game tosses you into fights that feel like someone mixed horny fanfic with a light RPG: one moment you are burning some freaky shadow beast, next you are getting pinned to a wall by a milf with an agenda. There are group scenes that start almost accidental. You nudge a few emotions in the wrong place, drink flows, inhibitions drop, and suddenly you realize you crossed the line from watching to orchestrating. Watching your “family” share you, touch each other because you planted that idea, is the kind of thing that sticks in your brain after you close the tab. It’s hot. It’s fucked. It made me think about how I ghosted that girl from Bumble because I was scared of real feelings, then spent hours in this house making fake ones with magic and blackmail. This story doesn’t pretend to fix anyone’s mental health. Ben is messed up from the crash and the island, everyone around him has their own cracks, and the game just lets those cracks widen while you poke them. Sometimes the romance almost feels real, like when Rachel opens up about losing you the first time and you see this raw hurt in her, and for a second you feel bad using a spell to turn that pain into desire. Then the scene keeps going, clothes come off, she says your name in this soft way, and that guilt gets drowned under everything else. It’s not a pretty fantasy of perfect love, it’s a mess of hunger, lies, control, and a weird kind of comfort that comes from being needed, even if you had to bend a few minds to get there. And yeah, I closed the browser once, told myself I was done with this shit, then came back the next day to see how far I could push them all before something finally breaks.

Katya is the kind of strict mom that makes you sit up straight in your chair in real life. Hair neat, schedule tighter than your browser history, rules for everything. No shoes inside, no phone in bedroom, no talking back. At the start she feels almost boring in that “perfect MILF who would absolutely destroy you with one look” way, which is funny because five minutes later you’re watching her get destroyed by her own house rules. The whole thing plays out like a slow car crash in a very hot neighborhood. There’s no big choice spam, no branching chaos, just this kinetic slide from “respectable mother” to “please choke me again but also I’m pretending I hate it”. You just sit there and watch it go wrong in the best way, like a very horny documentary about bad decisions and tight clothes.

Emily, the daughter, doesn’t rebel with blue hair and piercings. She rebels with strategy. She knows everything her mom hides, what she watches, when she touches herself, who she messages on that one app she pretends is only for coupons. The game really loves voyeur moments, by the way. There’s this early scene where Emily “accidentally” catches Katya in the shower, and it should feel basic but the way the camera lingers on her big ass and that heavy, natural body makes it weirdly personal. Later she uses that vision like a weapon. First it’s tiny stuff, little teasing, some casual groping in the corridor “as a joke”, spanking played off as discipline, lingerie that is absolutely not age appropriate being “a gift”. Then it climbs into full-on blackmail, toys, bondage, and suddenly mom is collared, bent over the couch, trying to keep some dignity while Emily just smiles like she planned this since kindergarten. The lesbian stuff is not “oh no this is wrong” drama, more like “oh fuck, we should not be doing this, keep going, don’t stop”. Oral, anal, masturbation, it all shows up, nothing really stays forbidden, only postponed. The weird thing is, at some point I stopped asking “how the hell did we get here” and just wanted to see how much further the daughter would push, especially when she flips into full female domination and treats Katya like a toy she owns. It’s corruption in slow motion, and yeah, a lot of the BDSM and stripping scenes hit way harder because Katya still talks like a mom while someone’s face is between her legs, which is hilarious and fucked up at same time.

Not everything is perfect though, and I’m still mad about this one tiny thing: that one vibrator in the nightstand that buzzes like an electric toothbrush recorded inside a metal bucket. They use it in one long masturbation scene where Katya is on the bed, ass up, and the sound made me think my fridge turned on. I kept pausing to check my phone notifications and it ruined exactly nothing but I will complain anyway. The rest of the sound is actually pretty good, the little moans, the slaps during spanking, the wet mouthy noises during oral that will make you side-eye your speakers, though one of the orgasm loops sounds like she’s sneezing. The 3dcg models look thick in a very satisfying way, big tits that actually move a bit when she gets pushed around, and those shots where Emily watches her mom from a crack in the door while Katya is riding a toy on the floor are the kind of voyeurism that will stick in your head during a Zoom call later. I wish they’d let you pick even one damn choice, just once, like “do we go for anal first or tie her up again”, but they never do and honestly it sort of works. You’re trapped like Katya, just along for the ride, sitting there with one hand busy, waiting for the next line of manipulation, the next humiliation, the next time the daughter casually grabs her mother’s tits in the kitchen like it’s no big thing. And when Emily finally makes her lick her own juices off a toy while calling her “good girl”, yeah, I pretended I totally wasn’t into it while absolutely being into it.

Jason finds that camera in the worst possible way, like fate just tripped and dropped a cursed toy in his lap. It looks old, nothing special, something you’d ignore on Facebook Marketplace. Then he snaps that first picture of his mother in the kitchen, hair messy, tank top slipping too low, and the air turns heavy, like the house is suddenly breathing with him. The photo on the screen flickers, the light bends a little wrong, and she pauses mid-sentence, eyes glazing for a heartbeat too long. After that, nothing is normal. It’s not mind control in a clean, on/off porn logic. It feels more like the lens is whispering at people, pushing them, peeling away their shame piece by tiny piece. You take a shot of your aunt bending over the couch and the next day she “forgets” to pull her shorts up all the way, ass cheeks almost hanging out while she scolds you about being responsible. The game doesn’t shout about it, it just lets the wrongness slide in under your skin, while your dick gets harder every time someone close to you starts acting a bit too okay with being watched.

What really fucked me up is how the camera doesn’t just twist bodies, it shifts moods. The supernatural angle is more horny parasite than noble ghost. You can play Jason like a scared little shit, pretending he still has morals while secretly zooming in on his sister’s nipples poking through her wet shirt, or you go full corrupted god, planning shots like you plan chess moves. You line up a lesbian shower scene by nudging two girls together, not because they’re in love, but because you took a sequence of photos that eroded their boundaries one shower at a time. Sometimes the results are hot in a soft way, like a quiet hand-holding moment with a milf neighbor who should absolutely know better, then suddenly the same woman is on her knees, mascara running, gagging on you after one extra “accidental” snapshot. The voyeur part hits hard when you’re not even touching them, just watching as they masturbate in their rooms, all because of that one cursed picture pinned in your inventory. There’s real graphic shit too, when the otherworldly presence inside the camera stops pretending to be your silent partner and starts getting mean, twisting blackmail and harassment into something that feels half like your choice and half like some demon using your dick as a joystick. Sometimes I hated Jason for giving in. Sometimes I loved it. Sometimes I wished the camera could break, but it just keeps asking for the next shot, and you keep giving it, even while you swear you won’t.

Ten days before flying abroad and the guy suddenly decides to become a horny hero, that’s basically the whole mood here. You’re Yuto, the quiet dude who has been behaving himself way too long, surrounded by women who are either taken, older, or just clearly “off limits” on paper. His landlady with that lazy housewear and ridiculous tits that never quite fit her clothes right, the senpai at his part-time job who jokes with him like he’s a kid but bends over way too often, the convenience store manager with the tight skirt who pretends she doesn’t notice anyone staring at her ass. Now he has this one thought in his head: “I’m leaving anyway, so fuck it.” That tiny bit of courage plus a deadline does crazy things. The game basically puts you in that mental state. No stats, no grinding, no stupid mini-games. Just choices, branching scenes, and seeing how far you can push the teasing until it turns into someone moaning your name while trying not to wake up the neighbors.

Since it’s a kinetic-style VN at heart, most of the action comes from what you say and when you say it. One moment you’re sitting with the landlady in the living room, drinking cheap beer, she’s complaining about her useless boyfriend, then a small choice pops up: do you “joke about her boobs” or “offer to massage her shoulders.” I picked massage, thinking it’s the safe option, and five clicks later I had her half naked, bra pushed up, tits spilling out while she’s biting her lip and whining that “this is wrong” but not actually stopping my hands. I tried the boob joke on another route and she got pissed at first, then suddenly straddled me with this “you like them that much?” attitude and it turned into a straight-up titjob session that ended in a messy creampie because I picked the most reckless options every time. I like how the CGs feel a bit “too perfect” in that AI way and at the same time kind of trashy, like someone went “yeah that face is fine, nobody will notice while they’re staring at the nipples.” Sometimes a hand is weird or a thigh looks slightly off and I kept noticing it while still one-handed, which was annoying and also kind of funny. The animations are simple but the rhythm of them during anal or when she’s grinding on top feels good enough that my brain stopped complaining. There’s plenty of oral, a couple of toy scenes that escalate from “innocent showing” to “fuck, I can’t stop shaking, keep it in,” and some routes go into full-on cheating and netorare vibe where you’re basically stealing someone’s woman and then still leaving the country like an asshole. I hated that. I loved that. It’s messed up and the endings hit different depending which girl you focus on. Sometimes you get a sweet goodbye, sometimes you get this cold, empty “I’ll remember you” while she goes back to her boyfriend you just stuffed full of your cum the night before.

Guy has a normal boring office job, dead-eyed meetings, same cheap coffee, comes home to this actually hot wife with big soft mom energy, and still somehow feels like the sex is on autopilot. That kind of “we love each other but we already know every position and who comes first” vibe. Then he stumbles into cuckold stuff on his phone during a “I swear I’m working” bathroom break and his brain just breaks in the best and worst way. Suddenly every time he looks at her tits bouncing under that thin top, he’s not just thinking “I wanna fuck her” but “what if someone else was buried inside her while I watched and couldn’t do shit.” The game leans hard into that shift. One day you’re just a tired dude in a suit, the next you’re staring at your own wife’s ass in a tight skirt and wondering which guy from the office would hold her hips tighter than you do. It sounds trashy, and it is, but it’s also kind of uncomfortably honest about how a fantasy like that worms into your head and doesn’t leave.

Since it’s a visual novel, it’s all about watching this poor bastard talk himself into and out of his own fetish. Choices come up where you can gently nudge her into “oh, it’s just flirting” and then two clicks later she’s giving a handjob to a random dude in a karaoke room while you pretend you’re not hard as stone in the corner. The game does this cruel thing where it gives you control, then reminds you that control is exactly what your character is secretly craving to lose. One run I tried to be “safe” and only let her chat with a guy online, next thing I know there’s an animated scene of her on webcam, tits out, nipples shiny, stroking a guy’s cock who is very much not virtual. The animation is simple but has that nasty little detail: the way her expression slowly shifts from “this is just for him” to “why does this feel so good when my husband is watching.” And to be fair, you asked for it. You click the option. You say yes. Then you sit there and watch another man slide into your sexy wife while her voice breaks into those soft milf moans, and the protagonist is shaking, not sure if he wants to jerk off or smash his phone. I liked that part. I hated it. I saved right before it so I could see both outcomes, then regretted both.

There are some great “oh fuck” moments that ntr fans will recognize instantly. Like when she comes home after “just drinks with coworkers” and you get that slightly off lipstick, that faint smell that is not your cologne, and she hugs you too long. The script really milks those micro things. There’s even a trap side character that shows up like a joke at first, some pretty boy who looks more like a femboy from Twitter than a “threat,” and if you lean into it, the game goes full “your wife is curious about this slim, smooth, not-exactly-girl-not-exactly-boy,” and suddenly your marriage bed feels like a rental. Interracial angle is there too if you push that route, and the contrast is brutal: your average office guy vs some tall dude rearranging her insides while you do nothing but watch that looped animation of her tits bouncing and her fingers gripping the sheets. It never really pretends to be wholesome. The cheating isn’t “oops,” it’s you handing her over piece by piece until you’re not sure if it’s still netorase or if you accidentally walked into straight netorare and closed the door behind you. One second you’re laughing at a badly translated line in the UI, next second you’re staring at a cum drip between her thighs and realizing you actually feel kinda sick and turned on at the same time. The game just sits there on your browser tab, no music drama, no big speech, and quietly asks, “okay, you wanted this, right?”

You open this thing and right away it feels like walking into a room you really shouldn’t, but you still stand there staring. Guy really loves his girl, all romantic and soft, and in the first minutes you already know he’s the type that overthinks everything. Then boom, living room scene, she’s half dressed with another dude, and the vibe is not “oops accident”, it’s “we’ve done this before and it was fun”. That hit actually works pretty well, because the game doesn’t rush into porn mode. It lets you sit in that “oh shit” moment, listening to his brain crack a little. And you keep clicking because, yeah, you want to see the porn, but also you want to watch this poor bastard crumble in slow motion. It’s like those cringe TikToks where you know the punchline is painful but you watch till the end anyway. Mixed with hentai, obviously.

What surprised me is how much it leans into the humiliation and teasing instead of just spamming sex scenes. The impotence thing is treated almost like a character by itself. He’s there, naked, trying to be a man, and his dick is basically on strike while the girl is talking about “helping” him. That “help” slowly turns into her getting way too comfy using other guys as “therapy”, and you kinda see the slope. At first it’s like: “Oh, she still loves him, it’s just a little help, poor baby.” Then you notice tiny things. The way she looks at the other guy’s cock, how she stays just a bit too long sitting on his lap, how she keeps the main dude around only to watch. And she knows he’s watching. The game really leans into that: the MC peeking from doors, from hallways, pretending he’s not enjoying it and still not leaving. I have a whole folder of screenshots where I had to blur half the screen because she’s giving a footjob on the couch in the same spot they used to cuddle. That image is kind of burned into my skull and I’m not even mad. Just slightly worried for my sanity.

What I really liked is how the female domination sneaks in quietly at first. It’s not whips and leather. It’s her deciding when he’s allowed to touch, when he has to just watch, when she “accidentally” spreads her legs in public and laughs it off, knowing he’ll think about it later. Exhibition stuff creeps up: open curtains, half-open doors, outfits that are absolutely not normal for a “just staying home” night. The humor is fucked up in a good way too. There are moments where the cuck thing is just raw and sad, then suddenly you get this dumb line or a goofy reaction face and you almost choke because you were, you know, doing something with one hand. Someone in the dev team definitely has that evil little troll energy, using jokes to make the next cruel scene hit harder. There’s also more than one POV floating around, which is great and annoying at the same time. Great, because seeing scenes from a different brain gives more context. Annoying, because sometimes you just want to stay in the MC’s misery and not jump to some smug bastard thinking about how tight she is while you’re still processing the last bit of dialogue. Also, tiny thing, but the text box font in one scene is a bit too bright against the background and it bothered me way more than it should. Never got fixed inside my head. Anyway, this one isn’t for people who want happy endings or power fantasies. It’s slow mental torture wrapped in sex, cheating, voyeur games, and a girl who figures out very fast that she can weaponize his broken pride and maybe her own kinks too.

Banu looks like that woman from your Instagram explore page who posts “modest outfit” pics but somehow every curve is a main character. She’s in this very conservative Middle Eastern life, husband, kid, religion, all that stuff, but her brain is just permanently horny and curious. The whole game is basically you poking at that crack between her holy side and her filthy side and seeing how far you can push before everything collapses. Sometimes it feels like you’re playing her conscience, sometimes like you’re the devil on her shoulder telling her “yeah, open that button, what’s the worst that can happen?”

What I liked is that the choices are not just “good wife / bad slut” in a straight line. You can have her act like a strict religious milf in front of everyone, then in the next scene she’s secretly rubbing herself in the bathroom because she saw some guy’s bulge under his robe and her brain short-circuited. And it’s not only solo stuff. If you want her to stay loyal to Kamil, she can still be kinky with him, tease him, strip slow, ride him until he creampies her and falls asleep like a happy idiot while she stares at the ceiling wondering if this is really all she wants. Or you just say fuck it and send her on the corruption path where she’s sneaking around, sucking off a guy who barely remembers her name while her husband is at work thinking she’s praying. Those scenes when she’s torn between guilt and pleasure, with her lips wrapped around some stranger’s cock, are honestly the best part. It’s not just sex, it’s “oh shit, I’m ruining my life and I kinda love it.”

The voyeur stuff hits hard too. There’s this moment where she’s peeking from behind a curtain, watching two people go at it, fingers pressing between her thighs over the fabric, breathing fast, trying not to make a sound. Later you can flip that and have her be the one on display, like letting some guy watch her get pounded from behind while she pretends she has no idea he’s there. Or you go interracial and suddenly this “pure” wife is taking a huge black cock, struggling to fit it all, whining that it’s too much while her ass bounces and her tits swing, and she’s begging the guy not to cum inside her… then clenching around him when he does. Of course, next morning she’s back in her long dress, telling Kamil how much she loves him. Unless you take her full cheating route and let other men blackmail her, make her suck them off in stairwells, shove toys inside her and record it, tell her to smile for the camera while she’s getting used like a cheap whore. The game doesn’t treat her like a saint or a victim, more like a messy, horny woman with way too many options and not enough self-control, and you’re the one pulling her strings, deciding if she ends up a loving wife, a depraved slut, or something confusing in between.

This one hits that specific horny-brain place where jealousy and kink start kissing each other and then pretend it was an accident. You’re this kinda ordinary school guy, not loser, not giga chad, just there, and your girl is way too cute for the ecosystem you live in. Everyone stares at her. Teachers, classmates, that one dude who always leans on the vending machine like it’s his personality. At first it feels like usual romance stuff, walking to school, casual texts on LINE, that kind of normie sweetness. Then the game starts poking at you, like "hey, what if all those guys weren’t just background NPCs" and suddenly you’re noticing hands lingering too long, gazes dropping to her thighs, your own dick getting hard at shit you’re supposed to be pissed about. It’s fucked up and hot, like watching a car crash in slow motion while jerking off.

The thing I liked most is how the game doesn’t jump straight into full chaos. You start with small kinks. Private masturbation scenes where the MC is just losing his mind replaying moments from the day. Her skirt riding up when she leans over a desk. A "harmless" boob grab in some cramped school storage room that goes too far because she’s trying so hard to make you happy and you’re not exactly saying no when she kneels in front of you and there’s this clumsy pov blowjob where she keeps glancing up like "is this really okay?" and your answer is literally nutting on her face. And then you feel weirdly guilty after, which is kind of the whole emotional rhythm here: jerk off, feel bad, want more, repeat. By the time the game starts playing with more public teasing you already slid down the slope. Little things, like her unbuttoning one more button before homeroom because "you like it when they look, right?" while some guy behind her is straight up staring at her tits and the MC is just sitting there, dying, but also basically grinding against his chair. Then the sandbox stuff unlocks and you can push her into different paths: flashing her panties on the staircase when someone’s coming up, letting a hand stray "by accident" during group study, acting like you’re not watching while she gets cornered and groped a bit in the hallway. The voyeur angle hits hard when you’re forced to stand there, seeing her get harassed, and your choices decide whether she pulls away or pretends it was nothing while you go home and beat your meat thinking about that exact moment you "should" have stopped.

I kinda hate how some scenes trigger super quietly though, like one little teasing flag you forgot you turned on suddenly spawns a full-on classroom fondling scene and you’re just like "wait, when did we get here?" but at the same time that surprise factor fits the fantasy of losing control. There’s this one locker room event where she’s changing, and the AI CG gives her this slightly embarrassed, slightly turned-on look, and one of the boys walks in on her and doesn’t immediately leave. The camera hangs on her thighs and panties in this way that is way too specific to be accident. You can peek from outside, hand in your pants, listening to them talk about you while his fingers slowly slip under her waistband, and she’s whispering that you like it when she’s "a little slutty" and you feel this terrible pride and jealousy mixed together. Later, when you finally get her alone, she rides you raw and you get that creampie payoff you were waiting for, but you can’t stop imagining the same thing with the other guy instead, and the game knows you’re doing that. It keeps giving you those "normal" dates too, ice cream, hugs, sweet kisses, just enough to remind you that under all the swinging and cheating energy she’s still your childhood friend who actually loves you. Which somehow makes it even nastier when you choose the option that lets her go a bit further with someone else, or when she’s on her knees giving a handjob under a desk while class is still going and the MC is the one watching from the back like a pervert extra. It’s messy, morally scuffed, horny as hell, and exactly the kind of furry-adjacent filthbrain fantasy I end up telling people about in Telegram groups when I say "ok, hear me out, this is fucked up but..." and then paste screenshots.