I gave it the "Most Likely to Get You Fired From a Real University" award and I stand by that. Pinecreek College is a disaster zone of horny cat people and I couldn't look away. The 3DCG models have that slightly janky, too-smooth skin thing going on, like someone waxed a mannequin and taught it to wink. It's not polished, it's not trying to be, and honestly that's what makes the whole influencer satire land. You're this cat girl with big dreams and zero impulse control, posting selfies to Instacat while your professor is literally explaining the syllabus. I clicked a dialogue option that was just "accidentally" flash the lecture hall and the game didn't even pretend to judge me. It just rolled a popularity counter up and gave me a new follower notification. Cold.

The writing is weirdly self aware for something that also has a scene where you get stuck in a dryer. Not joking. There's a whole route involving the cheerleader squad that I stumbled into by failing a charisma check, or whatever the furry equivalent is, and suddenly I'm in a dorm room with three catgirls arguing about brand deals while someone's tail keeps knocking over a bong. The multiple endings thing is real but the "innocent" path is boring as hell. You want the scandal routes. The game knows you want the scandal routes. There's this one professor character, a grumpy old tomcat, who I'm pretty sure is just a reskinned asset from a completely different genre but his dialogue is so dry I laughed out loud during what was supposed to be a serious lecture about academic integrity. Right before the protagonist propositions him. Choices matter, I guess.

Don't bother trying to minmax your popularity stat. The game's internal logic is held together with tape and cat hair. I had a run where I ignored social media entirely and still ended up in a viral video because a background NPC tripped into a fountain. The NSFW scenes trigger based on vibes, not numbers. Just lean into the chaos. If a dialogue wheel gives you the option to start a rumor about yourself, do it. The consequences are never what you expect and the CGs are worth the confusion.

I kept reloading my save during the first proper scene with Mina, not because I lost or anything, just to see if the animation would glitch out differently. It didn't. Same bounce, same weird clipping where her skirt meets the desk. I think I was hoping for some hidden variation the devs buried there for degenerates like me.

The whole thing is about Leez, this college girl who's also packing something extra, trying to exist in a world full of these powered up Sparkborne assholes who basically run everything. There's a moment early on where you have to decide whether to use your... assets... to get past a bouncer at some exclusive party. The game doesn't judge you either way, which I respect. Actually no I don't, I wish it did judge me. The lack of consequence makes the later violent scenes feel disconnected from the lewd stuff, like they're two different games fighting for screen time. The gore when it hits is abrupt and messy, completely at odds with the smooth jiggle physics everywhere else.

Character models have that slightly plastic 3DCG look where the skin reflects light like a freshly waxed car. Leez's proportions are absurd, obviously, but what got me was how her facial expressions barely change during the most intense moments. Getting choked out by a Sparkborne enforcer? Same blank stare as when she's failing a pop quiz. The virgin tag is technically true for the protagonist but the game treats it more like a checkbox than an actual character trait with weight. One throwaway line and then it's business as usual.

The college setting exists mostly as backdrops. Library, dorm room, lecture hall with suspiciously convenient furniture. I spent twenty minutes examining a poster on the wall in the student lounge because the text was almost readable and I convinced myself it was an ARG clue. It wasn't. Just blurry pixels. The futa content is front and center, no shyness about it, and the scenes are animated competently enough that I won't complain about the same three loop cycles. But I will anyway. Three loops. That's all you get per scene. What is this, a Vine compilation from 2014?