Museum brain turns on the moment the title screen shows that shiny protogen face. It feels like walking into a small side room of a big gallery, where the main exhibition is saving the universe and the curator secretly hung all the porn in the back. This is the third piece in the series, you feel it right away, like coming back to a lover you already fucked twice and now you finally talk about your feelings while still reaching for lube. Story just goes forward, no choices, no fake paths, just you and Juno chasing that bastard who almost killed her. I like that, honestly. It feels like watching a horny sci fi movie where you are stuck in the front row, neck hurting, but you stay because the protogen girl is hot and way too earnest. The sex here grows out of the scenes, not like “ok now it is sex segment 3B” but more “we almost died, I need to feel you inside me in three different places right now or I will lose my mind.” Then there you are, pushed into her, cock sliding between her breasts while she guides you in her pussy and something buzzing in her ass, and suddenly you forget you were supposed to be worried about the villain at all.

What surprised me, a little, is the way they mix soft romance with completely filthy setups. Juno blushes, trembles, talks about trust, then two lines later she is begging to be stuffed full, anal and vaginal at once, toys humming, her body wired like half lab equipment, half lover. That contrast works, until it doesn’t, because once or twice it jumps from “we’re discussing my trauma” to “fill my ass” so fast I almost laughed. Not in a bad way, like watching Mass Effect romance written by someone who spent too much time on e621. Some scenes really stay in the head: the quiet moment in a sterile sci fi room where she sits in your lap, kissing slow, letting you rub her chest, then suddenly she pushes you down and presses your cock between her tits, stroking them around you while her tail and some little gadget tease your balls. Another one where she wants you deep in her ass while a toy keeps her pussy dripping and she clenches down so hard you feel like the gamepad should vibrate, even if you are just clicking a mouse. It feels dirty and tender at same time, which is nice, except the pace sometimes sprints like it snorted a line of space dust. You get a really strong emotional reveal and you think “ah, ok, this is the big truth about Juno” and then literally the next CG you are spilling a creampie inside her, white leaking out, while she smiles like “yes, this is character development.” I complain, but I also saved a specific scene on my phone like some teenager, so what do I know.

The whole thing has that kinetic flow where you’re dragged along, no branching, just scenes that try to build on each other, sex escalating each time, more intimacy, more holes, more trust. There is a comfort in that, especially if you came from Twitter or Discord with your brain fried and only want one line to follow. Some of the transitions feel a bit rushed, like the game is slightly scared you might alt tab to Pornhub if it lets you breathe for too long. I sometimes wished for one long quiet talk with no dick involved, then immediately got bored when they tried something like that. Also, tiny stupid detail, but the way one of the sound effects pops in during a toy scene scratched my brain in the wrong way and now I keep thinking about it. The sci fi side is cute: ships, tech, weird power, a sense that there is a whole universe outside this little romance, even if the camera mostly stays on Juno’s curves and the way her body reacts when you push in all the way. By the time you are filling her pussy and watching your cum drip out while she trembles and clings to you, the “save the world” plot feels more like an excuse for you two to say “we might die tomorrow, fuck me harder today.” It is not subtle. It is not trying to be. It feels like a final gallery room at the end of a long corridor, full of explicit paintings of the same muse in different positions, all telling one story: we loved, we hurt, we fucked, we tried to stop a monster, and maybe the real supernova was the creampie we made along the way.

Moving into that crappy little apartment building felt almost too normal at first. Same gray stairs, same neighbor smell, same thin walls where you hear people fucking but pretend you don’t. Then you see Aiko again. That “pure angel from school” you used to jerk off to while pretending it was just a crush. The girl who smiled like she’d never touched a dick in her life. And the game just looks at you like, “yeah, sure, keep believing that.” It starts innocent enough: shy guy, cute girl, awkward greetings in the hallway, you staring at her legs way too long while she pretends not to notice. Typical virgin loser energy. I thought, ok, it’s going to be another soft romance with some tits somewhere in the middle. Then the first time she corners you alone in the stairwell and basically toys with you like a cat with a mouse, that expectation just dies.

The turning point for me was actually something stupid. Not the first blowjob, not the first time she rides you, none of that. It was when she just puts her foot in your lap during a “normal” conversation and keeps talking like nothing is happening, heel rubbing right against your dick while asking you about college. That slow, cruel teasing where she knows you’ll cum in your pants if she lets it go on. And she does not stop. It made me go, alright, she’s not just a secretly horny girl, she’s fucked in the head in the best way. One minute you think she likes you, next minute she’s making you watch her “comfort” another girl on the couch, hand slipping under panties while she stares you down. That scene with her friend, where you’re half-hard, half-confused if you’re being cheated on before you even get a real date, hit weirdly hard. I was annoyed, turned on, jealous, and kind of ashamed because I definitely kept playing with one hand.

What breaks the brain a bit is how the game keeps mixing “romance” and “you’re my toy” without asking if you’re ok with it. One path she’s gently guiding you, blushing when you actually manage to be bold, kissing you soft, like this is some sweet first-love story. Then, with barely any warning, she’s got you kneeling, collar digging into your neck, calling you cute when you flinch as she presses a toy somewhere it never went before. My personal “oh shit” moment was when she dresses you up, calls it a joke, then just… doesn’t stop. Skirt, stockings, that humiliating mirror angle, and you see your own face all red and needy. I didn’t even know I wanted that. I still don’t know if I do, but my dick had a very clear opinion. Some group scenes feel a bit rushed, like bodies appear just because the tag list says so, and there is this one thing with sound looping weirdly that annoyed me and now I can’t un-hear it. The corruption stuff hits hardest when she’s not shouting or slapping, but just whispering that you’re “a good boy” while using you, or when she pushes another girl’s head down on you and watches like she’s checking how her property is performing. There are softer routes where you try to stay loyal, avoid the cheating, try to protect your heart, and somehow it feels even more dirty when you fail. This is not a clean hero story. It’s more like slowly drowning in her games and kind of liking the water temperature. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

A small-town detective with a dead stare, a stiff cock, and way too much history with his own family, that’s basically who you’re stuck inside here. The story kicks off like a regular crime case, but it doesn’t stay clean for long. Your sister vanished years ago, your brother’s death cracks everything open again, and then suddenly every woman in this shitty province wants your attention, your questions, and usually your dick. It feels like someone mashed a crime drama with a messy dating sim, then said “ok, but make it horny and a bit wrong in the head.” You chase clues in one scene, then in the next you’re pressing a suspect up against a wall, her huge tits spilling over your hands while she tries to keep a straight face and pretend this is “about the case.” The game kind of laughs at itself sometimes, like when a girl tries to keep things professional and two choices pop up that are both basically “flirt, but in different levels of pervert.”

The sex actually earns its place in the story most of the time. You’re not just clicking through random porn scenes; you flirt, tease, pick dialogue, and then suddenly you’re on a couch with this tattooed girl riding you slow while she asks about your missing sister, like it’s a first date and a therapy session and a porno interview together. One moment that stuck with me: you interrogate a bar owner, she’s got this big ass in tight jeans, and it keeps cutting to her leaning over the counter. Play it right, push her buttons, and you end up in the storage room with her on her knees, taking you deep in a sloppy blowjob that switches into a titfuck, her tits shiny and bouncing while she strokes what she can’t fit in her mouth. Then you wipe off, straighten your shirt, and go back to talking about evidence like nothing happened. Choices actually shift things too, like you can be a rough, controlling bastard who grabs a girl by the neck while you fuck her from behind and finish inside her just to prove a point, or you can act like a weird shy virgin who is in way over his head while three girls crawl all over him in a group scene, kissing his chest, stroking him together, taking turns on his cock like a fucked-up reward for doing good detective work. Not gonna lie, sometimes the humor lands flat or a line sounds like it went through Google Translate twice, but somehow it fits this broken, horny world where everyone’s a bit off, and every clue you find just seems to lead to another bed, another blowjob under the table, or another chance to creampie someone who really, really shouldn’t be this attracted to a guy who smells like old coffee and crime scenes.

Game starts and you’re basically staring through this guy’s eyes at his “girlfriend” who is… yeah, a robot. Not the chrome sci‑fi one, more like a cute artificial waifu who tries a little too hard to please. You tell her what to do, she looks at you, waits for the input like a horny Alexa, and then actually does it. There’s something really fucked up and hot about how simple her brain is. No drama, no “we need to talk”, just “yes, master” energy in a soft voice and big eyes like she’s about to make a mistake on purpose. First time she leans in close, blinking, asking if she did good, I already knew this was gonna be one of those games you pretend you’re “just testing” but then your right hand starts making plans without you. The whole POV thing locks you in her little bubble, and it really sells that feeling she exists only in that room and only for your dick.

It’s kind of funny, because the game tries to be cute and jokey and then drops the breeding stuff like it’s no big deal. One second you’re laughing at some awkward line she delivers, the next she’s kneeling, talking about how she can carry your child, and your brain does that Windows XP error noise. She’s a robot that can get pregnant, which makes zero logical sense and also hits that “fuck it, let’s go” part of your lizard brain. When she asks you to finish inside, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. It straight up wants you to paint her insides and then stare at her face as she processes it, like she’s doing some dirty math about sperm count. There is this moment where you tell her to stay still, push deep, and then watch that tiny change in her expression when you dump everything inside her and she realizes she’s being filled for real. You get that framed POV shot of her body trying to take all of it, tiny belly twitch, and suddenly the whole “simulation” thing feels way too personal.

What really caught me though is how rough around the edges it is in a charming way. It’s janky, you can feel the early stage stuff, the pacing is weird, menus feel like somebody made them half awake, and I swear one line made me alt‑tab to Google Docs just to check if English is dead or not. But that roughness kind of fits this robot girl who is still “learning” how to be your perfect little toy. She repeats herself a bit, her reactions don’t always match what you picked, and I got irrationally mad at one tiny UI button that never sits where my muscle memory expects it, but then she turns around, offers you her ass with this clueless, obedient attitude and your brain forgives everything. The humor hits in random spikes, like when she talks about being your ideal girlfriend while you’re literally stuffing her full and thinking “yeah, this is totally healthy”, and then the game flips it again and leans hard into that fertile, creampie, “fill me more” talk that makes your mouse hand move faster. It’s messy, it’s horny, it’s a robot girlfriend that follows orders and lets you pump her full just because you told her to, and somehow that combination works a little too well.

You wake up in this other world with that classic “truck-kun fucked my life” energy, but the vibe here is less heroic journey and more horny tourist with too much freedom. It looks like a normal fantasy town at first glance, but after five clicks you’re already peeking through windows, watching a busty elf “milk” herself because of some weird curse, and wondering when exactly your moral compass left the building. The game doesn’t rush to explain everything, it just drops you in and lets you poke stuff. Doors, girls, random objects, tits bouncing softly when you misclick like three times in a row. It feels kind of messy and kinda charming for that.

I ended up spending way too long just wandering around like an idiot, opening wrong rooms, triggering awkward scenes where you barge in and catch some milf stripped halfway, trying to cover those giant boobs with one hand and failing hard. Sometimes she yells, sometimes she blushes, sometimes she still “uses” you even while calling you useless trash. There’s this slow corruption thing happening where at first the women are shy, normal, slightly annoyed at this reincarnated freak, and then, after a few choices, they start asking you to watch, to touch, to “help” them with stuff that absolutely would get you banned on Twitch. One scene had me pretending to sleep while a flustered mom climbed into my bed and started grinding on me, whispering shit to herself, thinking I’m out cold. I was half turned on, half thinking, “wow, this heroine needs therapy,” and then I clicked anyway.

The point and click style makes everything feel like you’re this lazy pervert god, just pointing your finger and saying “yeah, you, on your knees.” Sometimes you send a girl to serve as a slave, sometimes you just tease her until she’s dripping, sometimes you blow your load in her pussy and the game leans hard into the creampie angle with those very sticky, animated finishes that made my inner artist go “hmm, I want to draw fanart of that exact messy pose.” Bodies are thick, asses huge, tits bigger than my attention span, and the camera isn’t shy about showing every curve from way too close. There’s humor too, the stupid kind I like, like the main guy talking big while clearly being a dork who panics when a monster girl just shoves his cock in her mouth mid-sentence. I wish the interface buttons were a bit less tiny, it annoys me each time I misclick, and I’ll keep being annoyed and still go back to snooping through fantasy houses, catching girls strip for “privacy” that I never give them. The game just keeps whispering “one more scene” and suddenly you’re corrupting your way across a whole damn kingdom, leaving milk, spit, and cum as your unofficial family crest.

Three words first: messy, horny, fated.

This one hit me weird. I loaded it up thinking, ok, just jerk-off material, circus skins, clown tits, whatever. Then suddenly I am creeping around this fucked up circus at night, clicking through tents, poking at notes, checking receipts, reading angry diaries, and in my head I’m like “wait… who the hell is lying to me?” It is point and click, yeah, but not in that lazy way where you just spam click everything. You actually sit there squinting at a poster, noticing some scribbled name in the corner, then later that name drops again in a blowjob scene and your brain just freezes like, shit, she is involved too. Every girl has this “mask” thing going on. They talk sweet, smile pretty, ride your dick, then a little animation flashes in their eyes and you catch hatred there for half a second. It feels like you are fucking suspects, not just random porn dolls, and honestly that is hot as hell. Destiny believer speaking here: it felt like some of those scenes were written for me personally, like yeah, I was supposed to find this girl, in this exact tent, at this exact bad decision.

Sex scenes are shameless as fuck. No “romantic fade to black” bullshit. Tongues, spit, the wet sounds are stuck in my head like some shitty TikTok song. First time I triggered a threesome it wasn’t even clear if I did it right, I just picked the more arrogant dialog choice and boom, two girls on their knees fighting for my cock. The animations are simple but dirty in a good way, like cheap porn gif that just loops at the perfect angle while she drools with that ahegao face. Creampie all over the place. Sometimes the MC pulls out just to fuck with them, sometimes he holds their face down while he empties inside and you see her twitch. The BDSM vibe is more “you are a twisted detective who learned how to talk girls into doing insane shit” than hardcore dungeon, which I kinda like. One scene with the milf in the trailer, where she pretends she hates you, pushes you away, then ends up on the table with her legs tied and your hand on her throat, that thing stayed in my mind during my entire boring Teams meeting later. By the way, the lesbian parts are short but they feel like something you catch by accident, spying behind a curtain, which actually makes them hotter than long scripted stuff.

What caught me off guard is how much the story wants you to accuse people. Literally everyone can be the villain if you want, and the game just shrugs and goes “ok, your destiny, deal with it.” You can be a bastard and throw an innocent girl under the bus because you liked another one’s tits more. I did one route where I protected my favorite contortionist girl, even though some clues were screaming she was guilty. Then the ending twisted it in my face and I sat there half pissed, half turned on. This is not a nice detective. You’re not Sherlock, you are more like a horny psychic pretending the universe brings you the right pussy if you follow the clues “correctly.” Sometimes the logic feels off, like you click something that obviously matters and the MC just goes “hm” and nothing happens till later, which made me want to punch my screen. Also, the inventory is small but for some reason I kept confusing two similar-looking notes and that still annoys me. But yeah, roaming through circus tents, knowing any conversation can suddenly slide into a blowjob against a wagon wall, or a group sex scene in the main arena with a whole harem of suspects, while you are still trying to remember who lied about the missing money… it scratches some weird itch. Like watching a crime documentary while your dick is out. Bad idea. Great idea. I’m not sure.

Luna walks into Blue Bells like she took a wrong turn out of a cozy fairy tale and landed in the world’s horniest small town that pretends it’s pure. She’s this bubbly Fey girl who honestly thinks being the “village bicycle” is some kind of heroic title, like knight of the round ass or something. She’s glowing, soft, stupidly cute, tits practically fighting gravity, ass that looks like it should have its own zip code, and absolutely no idea what “celibacy cult” actually means. The town smiles, pretends they’re all chaste and holy, and meanwhile every second conversation is one stiff breeze away from someone snapping and pinning her to the nearest surface. The whole vibe is like a cozy pastoral anime got drunk, fucked a tentacle horror story, and woke up in an adult VN with bad decisions and multiple endings.

The fun part is how the game keeps teasing you with Luna’s “innocent” logic. She wants to make everyone happy, she’s polite, she tries to be proper, then you nudge her lust a bit higher and suddenly “proper” means kneeling between a frustrated nun’s thighs or letting some “monster girl” with too many eyes and a tongue way too long lick her from knee to clit while she pretends this is all cultural exchange. One moment she’s refusing to flash a stranger because it’s “immodest”, next moment she’s out in the open fields, skirt hiked up, tits bouncing while she rides a girl from the cult like she’s trying to summon the gods with her pussy. The management angle sneaks in quietly. You’re juggling her time, picking where she works, who she flirts with, pushing charm or fitness or knowledge, which sounds dry until you realize one extra point somewhere is the difference between a soft, awkward first kiss in a back room and getting pressed against a stained glass window, tongue in her mouth, fingers buried deep, the two of them trying not to moan loud enough for the priest downstairs to hear.

Sex scenes hit that weird sweet spot between silly and hot. Luna brings toys into things like she just found them in a gift bag. She pulls out a vibrator in front of a “pure” town girl and treats it like showing off a cool rock. Next thing you know they’re both on the floor, panties pushed aside, grinding on each other while the buzzing thing is trapped between their drenched pussies, both pretending “oh no, we shouldn’t” while their hips say “too late”. Oral stuff is all over the place, but it’s not just “hey, here’s a blowjob, clap now”. Sometimes she’s worshipping another woman’s thighs first, kissing the soft skin, nibbling, groping that big ass like it’s a holy object, taking her time until the girl is begging to be eaten out. Sometimes she looks up at you with those wide eyes, cum dripping from her lips after a sloppy creampie cleanup, and you can practically hear her thinking “did I do good?” in that half-lost, half-corrupted way. The game leans hard into corruption without making her feel broken. More like she starts out thinking sex is a job and ends up realizing she actually craves the voyeur stuff, the groping in public, the way her body reacts when she’s on display. There’s this scene where she has to walk through town in a too-short dress with no panties and “act natural”, and the camera just lingers on how wet she’s getting, how her thighs shine, how she flinches when a breeze hits. You know she’s pretending to be shy while secretly hoping someone notices.

Humor keeps cutting through all the filth. Some of the lines land perfectly stupid. A cultist girl complaining that “swallowing is a sin” while Luna is on her knees, tongue out, ready to “help with spiritual problems”. A monster girl casually talking about “snacks” while fingering Luna, then going “no no, I mean cookies” with her whole arm up to the wrist inside. The writing sometimes trips over itself, like it can’t decide if it’s a horny comedy or a slow corruption spiral, and honestly I like that mess. The animated bits help a lot, too. Watching her hips actually roll when she’s riding, seeing her tits sway during a rough vaginal pounding, or how her toes curl when someone eats her out from behind while she leans on a shrine. Some loops are a bit janky, like the timing is off by a beat, and her hair twitches weirdly right when the thrusts get good, which annoyed me enough that I started noticing it every time. There’s also this tiny UI thing where you’re trying to chase a specific route and the game casually locks a choice behind a stat you barely used, and suddenly you’re stuck with a different girl or a different sex toy than you wanted, and it feels unfair but also kind of fitting, like Luna’s fate just keeps pushing her toward being more of a slutty goddess than a dutiful fairy. Anyway, the whole town slowly shifting from “we don’t fuck” to “we fuck Luna” while an eldritch thing stirs somewhere in the background is very on-brand. And if you miss a scene, the game doesn’t hold your hand much. It just shrugs and asks who else you want her to make happy next.

You’re basically watching this poor guy’s whole life get flipped, twisted, then slowly rebuilt, and the game just goes “yeah, anyway, here’s a blowjob scene” right after some emotional gut punch. It starts pretty quiet, like a regular slice-of-life VN where you’re just a kinda lost dude trying to figure out what the hell you’re doing with yourself, flirting here and there, trying to act normal while every woman around you is either way too sweet or way too horny or both. You’re not this macho giga-chad, more like that soft-hearted idiot who somehow keeps ending up in situations where a mature woman leans a little too close, your childhood crush suddenly looks way too grown, and someone’s thigh is pressing against your dick under the table while you pretend to care about conversation. And yeah, that thighjob scene sneaks up on you in such a casual way you almost drop your mouse.

The whole thing is written like it actually wants you to care about these people. You have long talks, dumb jokes, awkward silences, and sometimes you’re just sitting on a couch with a milf in a low-cut top, both pretending you’re not staring. The game loves to tease. You get slow burns, like the virgin girl who clearly wants you but doesn’t even fully understand how hard she wants you, or the older woman who plays the “I’m too old for this” card while her hand is already around your shaft. There’s a moment where you’re comforting someone after a rough day, she leans on your shoulder, you feel her breath, and the next scene she’s on her knees, jerking you off with one hand, stroking your thigh with the other, looking up like “this is okay, right?” There’s a lot of creampies, but they’re framed like “I trust you, fill me up” more than cheap porn. You slide in, slow, then she locks her legs around you, moans your name, and you know the game wants you to stay inside and just give her everything. I kind of hate how much I liked that, to be honest.

What’s funny is that for a game that shouts “story heavy” from the rooftops, the sex still hits hard when it finally lands. When a girl finally spreads her legs for you after all that flirting and emotional bonding, it feels earned. You watch the animated hips move, the tits bounce in your face, her hands clutch the sheets as you pound into her, and you almost forget you were reading like ten screens of inner monologue a moment ago. The harem angle doesn’t explode at once; it creeps in. First it’s “this is harmless romance”, then suddenly you realize every single woman in your orbit is lewdable and the game is absolutely serious about that. One night you’re kissing one girl on the couch, next day another one gives you a slow, teasing handjob under a blanket, and nobody’s caught yet. Or maybe they have and they’re just fine with sharing. The only thing that annoyed me is how the text box sometimes pops in right over the exact part I was staring at and I kept forgetting to move it. I will complain about that forever and still click “next” like a degenerate. The game loves milfs with big tits, girls who blush when you slip inside them for the first time, and those soft, tender moments right after a creampie when she’s still trembling and you’re both pretending this is totally about “romance” and not you stuffing everyone in the cast full of your seed. Honestly, it’s a mess. A really, really fun one.

This one feels like somebody grabbed a horny telenovela, a revenge thriller, and a porn stash that’s been aging since high school, shook everything in a blender, and then just hit “serve” without checking if it’s legal in most countries. You play this dude who basically walks through a school full of ghosts from his past, except the ghosts all have huge tits, fat asses, and a talent for making bad decisions. It pretends to be about revenge and justice and “making things right” but half the time you’re just thinking, yeah, sure, king, tell yourself that while your face is buried between her thighs in the teacher’s lounge. The whole thing is a kinetic ride, so no big choices to stress your brain, you just click, read, and watch your poor self-control fall apart like a cheap condom. And the game knows that. It leans into it. It teases you with slow burns, long looks, that “accidental” boob press in the corridor, and then suddenly you’re deep in a titfuck scene wondering when exactly the story became your personal porn playlist.

The school setting is stupidly hot here, I’m not gonna lie. Hallways you remember from your own boring life, except in this universe every classroom can turn into a blowjob booth if you push the right buttons. You’ve got the whole spread: cute girls trying to act innocent while grinding on you in empty stairwells, one of those smug, bossy women who clearly loves stepping on the gas and your dignity at the same time, and of course the classic older woman who looks like she grades tests by day and drains balls by night. The MILF content goes hard. They didn’t just throw in one older lady and call it a day, they make her part of the emotional mess too, so when she’s on her knees taking you in her mouth, there’s this weird feeling like, oh, this is both hot and low‑key fucked up, perfect. There’s teasing all over the place, and the game really likes to play with that gap between “I shouldn’t” and “I already did it twice and came inside.” Creampies are not a rare event, they’re basically a punctuation mark. Period, full stop, here’s a sticky ending.

What surprised me a bit is that for all the porn energy, it still tries to act romantic sometimes. You’ll get this soft scene on the rooftop, little talk about the past, maybe some clumsy confession, and for a minute you think it’s turning sweet and wholesome. Then two lines later she’s on her knees, taking you deep, and pressing her big tits together around your cock like she wants to suffocate you in the best way. The tonal jump is insane but also kind of perfect. Seduction here is not subtle at all, more like “I’m gonna bend you over this desk to show you how much I hate what you did to me” and yeah, that revenge angle really shares a bed with female domination. Sometimes she’s clearly calling the shots, using your lust as a leash, making you work for every moan, and it’s hot as hell. Sometimes you’re the one pinning her against the wall, fucking her hard until you spill inside, and she pretends she didn’t want that, with her legs shaking. The whole thing feels messy, horny, dramatic, and a little toxic in that way that makes you open a new incognito tab before you even admit you like it. The 3D style just makes every curve look extra grabby, every wet mouth shot feel too close, like your monitor is flirting with you. It’s not deep, it’s not healthy, it’s not pretending to be art. It’s just you, a broken past, a bunch of huge asses in tight clothes, and a long, sticky path to “justice” that somehow keeps ending with your cock inside someone who swore they hated you.