That Tengu costume is a disaster. I mean, what even is that nose? It looks like a sad, red root vegetable glued to a rubber mask. And the wings, don't get me started. They're like someone stapled dusty old curtains to a bathrobe. For a magical forest spirit, he's got the fashion sense of a dumpster behind a costume shop. Mai, though. Even unconscious and face down in the moss, that outfit is iconic. The way the fabric of her gi is torn just enough, the red and white still popping against the green. You can almost feel the silk. It's a crime what happens to it, but the visual of it getting hiked up, that's the whole point, isn't it?

The animation is janky as hell, like a flipbook made by a horny teenager who just discovered keyframes. But then you get to the paizuri scene and suddenly it's weirdly smooth. Her tits, swollen with milk, just engulf that old bastard's cock. The sound is a wet, rhythmic squelch that's way higher quality than the rest of the game. It's like they spent 90% of the budget on that one sound effect and a physics engine just for her boobs. The milk spurts are a nice touch, a bit too watery maybe, but the way it drips down onto her already sticky pussy is a whole composition. You can tell someone really, really cared about that specific detail while the background trees look like green lollipops.

There's this one moment where the Tengu just pauses, holding her nipple between his gnarled fingers, and a single drop of milk hangs there for a second too long. It's almost artistic, which is a stupid thing to say about a *** scene in a KOF parody. The whole thing is a messy, unpolished fantasy that knows exactly what it is. The cumshot at the end is a letdown though, just a few white pixels that vanish into her hair. After all that buildup with the titfuck, you'd expect a bigger mess. I guess they ran out of time. Or maybe the milk was the real star all along.

The Wishmaster society thing is basically a framing device for Brian to get his dick touched by every busty blonde in the student directory, and honestly? The writing knows it. There's a scene where the club president explains the rules while her tits are already out, and the dialogue just sort of gives up on pretense halfway through. I respect that. Too many VNs try to build lore around why the handjob is happening. This one just says "secret society, wishes, here's a tit."

The handjob scenes are where the game actually tries. Different speeds, different positions, the cumshot timing matters if you care about the gallery. One moment stuck with me: Brian's sitting on a couch, the blonde girl (I forget her name, maybe Lisa?) is kneeling between his legs, and the game lets you just... watch her hand move for a while. No dialogue, no choices. Just the animation loop and the sound. It's weirdly meditative for a porn game. Then the cumshot lands on her glasses and she laughs, and the moment's gone.

But the blowjob content feels rushed. Like they animated the mouth opening and closing and called it a day. No tongue work, no eye contact, no variation in speed. After the handjob scenes, it's a letdown. Also the "society" angle disappears entirely after the first two scenes. You could replace the whole premise with "Brian is horny" and lose nothing.

The big tits tag is accurate, by the way. Every character has them. Even the ones who shouldn't. It's almost comical how consistent the breast size is across the cast. Like the artist had one reference image and refused to deviate.

The gallery unlock system is fine. You replay scenes to get different cumshot locations. Nothing groundbreaking, but it works. The secret tag is misleading though. There's no mystery, no hidden route, no twist. Just a club that meets in a basement and jerks off a student. Which, fine, but don't call it secret if you're going to explain it in the first five minutes.

The bathroom stall door doesn't even lock properly. That's the first thing I notice. The second thing is how the blonde's tits basically have their own gravitational pull, spilling out of that club dress like they're trying to escape. You know the type. The kind where the titfuck animation has actual weight to it, not just two balloons clipping through each other.

The whole setup is beautifully stupid. You're at some night club, the music is probably terrible, and you convince this woman to follow you to the bathroom. Classic. The blowjob scene has this weirdly specific detail where her lipstick smudges slightly on the upstroke but resets on the downstroke. I spent way too long fixating on that. It's like watching a magic trick where the magician keeps forgetting to hide the string but you can't look away anyway. The sounds are... present. Let's call them enthusiastic. Someone was definitely making noises into a microphone and wondering about their life choices.

Then security shows up. Because of course they do. The guy doesn't even look mad, just disappointed and horny, which is apparently a combo that works for this game. What follows is less of a punishment and more of a career opportunity for her. The cumshot lands somewhere that defies basic physics but hey, we're not here for a science lesson. The whole thing has this unpolished charm, like someone made it in a weekend fueled by energy drinks and very specific fantasies. Some of the transitions are jarring enough to give you whiplash. The security guard's face during the final scene is frozen in this expression that I can only describe as "constipated enlightenment." I can't stop thinking about it. The game doesn't overstay its welcome. It knows exactly what it is, does the thing, and gets out before you start asking questions like "why doesn't anyone lock doors in this universe."

the mask stays on. that's the whole thing right? helen parr with that little black domino thing, and bob's just... enormous. like comically so. the game knows what it is. you slide the mouse, his cock goes in, and a meter fills up. pleasure to 100 percent, then you cum inside. no story, no build up, just elastigirl's pussy stretched around a dick that looks like a third arm.

i kept thinking about the incredibles while playing. not the movie, but the weird fan corners of the internet. this is that. the animation is stiff, her tits bounce like they're on a timer, and the sound is just wet slapping. but the mask. something about the mask staying on while she takes it. her face barely changes. maybe that's the point. you're not here for emotion, you're here for the fantasy of breaking a superhero.

the handjob part is weirdly slow. like he just lets her work it for a while before the main event. i clicked through it. then the creampie scene. it's fine. the cumshot is basically a white flash. i don't know what i expected. the game doesn't pretend to be more than a loop with a progress bar. but that meter, man. it resets if you stop. so you keep going. you keep watching her take it because the number has to reach 100.

who's this for? someone who's thought about elastigirl's hips more than once. someone who likes masks. someone who doesn't need dialogue or context. just the visual. the inside view is there too, a cross section thing. you see the cock moving inside her vagina. it's crude. it works. i forgot to mention the cum meter is separate from the pleasure meter. or maybe it's the same. i don't remember. the game doesn't care if you remember. it just wants you to finish.

Always the same thing with these school games. you get the uniform, the blonde, the big tits, and then what. another visual novel where you click through dialogue for 20 minutes before seeing a nipple. this one though. this one just cuts to it. five minute quickie between classes. no pretense.

the art is rough. like someone drew it on their phone during a boring lecture. lines are shaky, proportions are weird. her left tit is noticeably bigger than the right and not in a cute stylized way. but somehow that makes it hotter? feels like finding a crumpled sketch in a locker. the blonde has this vacant expression that cycles between three frames. one of them her eyes are slightly crossed. i spent way too long staring at that. the uniform is just a suggestion really, buttons undone immediately, skirt flipped up. there's a creampie finish that's animated with like four frames and it loops awkwardly but again. the jank adds something. feels less manufactured than those hyper polished renpy games where everyone looks like a plastic doll.

mechanics are basically nonexistent. you click. things happen. anal is an option and the transition to it is so abrupt i laughed. one second you're doing standard stuff, next second she's repositioned and there's no warning or buildup. the cumshot animation is this sad little splatter effect that looks like someone threw yogurt at the screen. i've seen better effects in ms paint. but i kept replaying it. not sure why. maybe because it doesn't try to be more than what it is. a quick dirty thing you alt tab away from when someone walks by. works in browser, no fuss. the sound design is just one looping moan track that cuts off mid breath sometimes. distracting but in a way that made me check if my headphones were broken. they weren't. it's just like that.

The loading screen is just a black void with a tiny spinning circle, and I thought my browser died. That’s the level of polish we’re dealing with. But then 2B’s ass fills the frame, and suddenly I don’t care about loading screens anymore. The whole thing is this grainy, slightly off model animation where her tits have their own gravitational pull, and the voice acting sounds like someone recorded it in their bathroom. I’m not complaining. I’m just saying.

The setup is peak parody logic. 2B’s body is “malfunctioning” after a fight, so she asks Emil, that weird floating skull thing, to fix her internal systems. You know, like last time. The “repair” involves her bent over a console while Emil’s mechanical tentacles poke and prod everywhere. There’s this one moment where a cable snakes between her thighs and just vibrates there, and her back arches so hard I thought the model would break. The cumshot lands on her face with zero physics, just a static white texture that appears and stays there like a sticker. It’s so janky it circles back to being hot.

The blowjob scene is where things get genuinely unhinged. Her mouth doesn’t quite line up with the dick, so there’s this constant clipping where you see teeth going through flesh. But the sound design, holy shit. Whoever did the wet noises deserves a raise. It’s so aggressively squelchy that I had to check if my headphones were leaking. The android tag gets used for some light body horror stuff too, panels on her stomach opening up with wires spilling out while she’s getting fucked. It’s weirdly compelling, like watching a car crash where the car is also cumming.

I wish the camera wasn’t so jittery. There’s a moment where it zooms in on her face during the climax, and her expression is just blank, like she’s reading a terms of service agreement. But then her eyes roll back for one frame, and it’s the hottest thing in the entire animation. One frame. I rewound it six times. The whole thing loops awkwardly too, no smooth transition, just a hard cut that feels like a slap. Still, for a browser game that probably took a weekend to make, it knows exactly what you’re here for and delivers it with a straight face. Mostly straight. The face is the problem, actually.

I keep coming back to this one even though the art is kinda janky. Not in a bad way, just... you can tell it's old Flash-era stuff, right? The lines are thick and the colors are flat and Taokaka's face looks slightly off model in half the frames. But that's exactly why it works for me. There's something about that unpolished look that feels more honest than all those slick modern hentai games with their perfect shading and particle effects. This one knows what it is.

The blowjob animation loops weird. Her head bobs and then there's this tiny pause before it cycles again, like the artist forgot to smooth the keyframes. I stared at it for way too long. The cumshot lands on her hood and drips down over one eye and she just keeps smiling that dumb cat smile. It's hot in a way I can't explain. Maybe because it's Taokaka specifically. She's already this chaotic gremlin character in BlazBlue, always hungry and saying weird shit, so seeing her go from fighting to... this... feels less jarring than it should. The deepthroat scene has her making that muffled "nya" sound in my head even though the game has no audio.

The titfuck part is where things get genuinely good. Her outfit's pushed up and there's this moment where the animation actually syncs right and it looks natural. For like three seconds. Then it breaks again. I don't care. The whole thing is maybe five minutes of content if you're slow about it and I've replayed it more times than I'd admit on a forum. Something about the way her ears twitch.

No fighting game mechanics here obviously. Just click through scenes. The Litchi version was better animated but I prefer this one. Taokaka's energy is different. More feral. Less trying to be sexy and somehow ending up sexier because of it. Or maybe I just have a type. The cumshot at the end pools in her hood and she looks confused and that's the whole game. No resolution. No dialogue. Just cat girl getting messy and looking slightly wrong the entire time. Perfect.

The whole thing’s a setup that makes zero sense if you think about it for half a second. An anatomy test, right, and you know absolutely nothing. Instead of, I dunno, failing like a normal person, you’re supposed to cheat off the smart Asian girl next to you. Her desk is basically glued to yours. The POV framing puts you right behind her shoulder, staring at that crisp uniform hugging her back while she pretends to scribble answers. The “gameplay” is just clicking through dialogue that feels like it was translated through three different apps, then getting a reward scene that’s way more detailed than the actual classroom. The 3D model has that glossy, almost plastic sheen, but her face, when she turns around with that fake innocent look, actually sells the brunette schoolgirl thing better than a lot of bigger titles.

The facial scene at the end is the main event, obviously. It’s not some softcore tease, she goes for it, and the cumshot lands exactly where you’d expect from the thumbnail. The animation loops are short, like blink-and-you’ll-see-the-seam short, but the texture work during the mess is oddly satisfying. They spent all the rendering budget on that one moment. Sound is basically nonexistent, just some stock moans that cut off abruptly. Honestly, the silence of the classroom, the faint scribble of a pencil, makes the whole thing feel even more perverted.

Reminds me of those old flash games you’d hide in a buried browser tab, only now it’s a Unity build that makes your phone run hot enough to fry an egg. The whole “exam” mechanic is just a timer disguised as a stress mechanic, like you’re fumbling for answers while she just... waits. This gets the “Most Unnecessary Premise for a Glaze” award. You’re not learning anatomy. You’re failing a test. She helps you. That’s it. That’s the game. And somehow, I tapped replay twice just to see that uniform slip off again.

Yuna from FFX but she's got these massive tits and the whole thing is just a slideshow of her getting railed. Not even trying to be a game really. Click, new picture. Click, his dick's in her mouth now. The art's got that early 2000s hentai scan vibe where the lines are kinda thick and the shading makes everything look wet.

The pickup line mechanic is literally just clicking. That's it. You don't type anything, you don't choose dialogue options. You just click and Yuna's clothes disappear. Then you click more and she's on her knees. The blowjob sequence has this weird thing where her eyes are looking directly at you but also not? Like she's staring through the screen into some void. Creeped me out for a second but then the next pic loaded and honestly who cares. Her tits bounce in the penetration shots even though nothing's actually animated. It's just drawn that way. The internal cumshot scene is what you'd expect, white stuff everywhere, the usual. But there's this one frame where her expression shifts from that blank hentai face to something almost annoyed and I can't stop thinking about it. Was that intentional? Probably not. The whole thing's deliberately unpolished, like someone made it in a weekend using Poser models or whatever.

The rough sex tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. It's not that rough honestly. More like enthusiastic. The brunette hair physics don't exist because nothing moves. Final Fantasy fans will either love this or send death threats, no middle ground. I forgot what I was gonna say about the cumshot. Oh right, it's fine. The whole thing's fine. Not great, not terrible, just... there. Like a pizza that fell on the floor but you're hungry enough to eat it anyway. The big tits are big. That's accurate at least.