Fuck me, this thing is basically a character creator with a happy ending. You get these eight girls, right, and you can mess with their looks, their hair, the whole deal. The blonde with the big... personality, she was my first stop. You can change her outfit to something that barely counts as clothing, and yeah, it does the trick.

The actual sex part is where it gets simple but effective. Four positions to cycle through, and the POV is right in your face, literally. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on the redhead with the freckles. You can position the view so when the titfuck animation loops, the physics feel just bouncy enough to keep you staring. The facial at the end is the whole payoff, and you can customize how much... evidence gets left behind. I mean, that's the whole game, right there.

The customization is weirdly deep for something this straightforward. You can tweak the cumshot transparency which, okay, I didn't know I needed that slider until I saw it. The blowjob animation loops a bit fast, like the girl's jaw would be dislocated in real life. But who cares about realism. I do wish there was a way to just randomize everything and see what chaos happens. Maybe there is, I just kept clicking the same buttons. The titfuck position with the blonde in that specific blue outfit is just... it's my go-to now, which probably says something about my brain being completely cooked by these games.

The whole thing runs in browser, right, so I'm clicking through and suddenly Bayonetta's got these tits that would make a hentai artist blush. The customization sliders are actually decent, not gonna lie. You can tweak her proportions until she looks like she'd tip over, or keep it somewhat reasonable. I spent way too long adjusting the hair length, which is stupid because you're not here for hairstyles.

The parody angle is loose at best. She's got the glasses sometimes, the beehive hairdo, but mostly she's just a sexy witch who fucks. And that's fine. That's what the Porn Bastards series does, they grab a recognizable character design and then it's straight to the action. You can read the story bits if you want, some setup about summoning demons or whatever, but there's a skip button that I abused like a broken vending machine. Just click next, next, next until the clothes come off.

The rough sex tag isn't kidding around. There's this one scene where she's bent over and the animation loops in a way that's almost hypnotic. Almost. Then the sound cuts out for two seconds and comes back and I'm sitting there wondering if my browser crashed. It didn't. The game just does that sometimes. Nobody talks about how janky these things can be, like the cumshot effect that looks more like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. But you know what, I kept clicking. The MILF energy is there, she's got that older woman confidence, the way she looks at the camera like she's already bored of you. That's the good stuff.

I forgot to mention the outfit options. There's the classic bodysuit, some lingerie variants. The customization menu is deeper than it has any right to be for a browser game you'll finish in, well, you know how long. The replayability question is weird because technically you can go back and try different looks, different positions, but are you really replaying it or just edging? The visual design is functional horny, nothing groundbreaking, but the way her thighs squish against the animation rigging is doing something to my brain chemistry.

PGSPOTSTUDIOS is back with their second thing and you can tell someone actually gave a damn this time. The first project was fine I guess but Into the Dark Side feels like they stopped messing around and just went for it. The scene opens on this blonde, right, and she's got that look. The one where you know she signed up for exactly what's about to happen. Customization is there too, you can tweak her a bit before the demons clock in for their shift.

It's a threesome setup with two demons. Or succubi maybe? The tags say both. Whatever they are, they're not here to cuddle. The action centers on anal, and when I say anal I mean the kind where you start wondering about demon anatomy. There's double and triple penetration happening, which in a 2-on-1 scenario requires some creative positioning. The animation loops are smooth enough that you stop noticing the seams after a minute. The creampie shots land with that slightly exaggerated splatter that reminds me of old Newgrounds stuff, in a good way. The oral segments break up the pace nicely, giving you those quiet moments before everything ramps up again.

The sound design is... present. Honestly I was too focused on the visual of a blonde getting absolutely wrecked by demon cocks to care about the audio. The cumshot finishers are generous, multiple rounds, and the facial at the end feels earned after all the acrobatics. The squirt effects are maybe a bit much but who am I kidding, that's why we're all here. View it at 1680x1050 if you can, the extra screen real estate matters when you're trying to count how many things are inside her at once.

A pixelated alien dick, mid thrust. That's the first thing that killed me. Not a laser, not a pit. Just a green, wiggly, eight bit schlong from a slime thing I didn't see coming. Game over, back to the start. I stared at the screen for a good ten seconds. This isn't some polished hentai slideshow. It's a raw, kinda janky platformer where the fail state is a full on gangbang.

The customization screen is where I lost my actual mind. You can tweak the girl's hair, skin, even the size of her tits and ass, which is standard, right? But then you see the animations. The sprite just gets... bent. The movement is pure flash game era, that weird floaty jump. Trying to do a mid air attack with spacebar while holding shift to aim is a finger pretzel I never mastered. I just mashed and hoped. The tentacle enemies are relentless, and the hitboxes feel like a suggestion. A bad one. Sometimes I'd swear I dodged, then suddenly she's getting double teamed by some bug things and the game over screen pops up again. The pixel art is deliberately messy, like someone drew it on a DS while angry.

But I kept restarting. Not for the story, there is none, ship crashed, whatever. I wanted to see every single game over screen. Every alien type has its own loop, its own specific way of ruining her day. There's a weird arcade style score counter that I completely ignored. What even is the point? The goal is to not win, it's to lose in a new way. It's a bit 'em up where you're the one getting bit. And then a centipede monster grabbed her from behind and the whole thing just looked so absurd I laughed. I wish the platforming felt less like wading through mud. It won't change. It's part of the whole unpolished charm, or curse. I'm still missing one game over for the mental 100% and it's eating at me. A plant monster near the end. I saw it once and died to a slime again before I could reach it. Perfect.

Gloriosa Daisy from that Equestria Girls thing, you know the camp one with the weird magic plants. Never understood why they went so hard on the character designs for a spinoff but here we are. The whole setup is basically a posable scene, you get this one character in what I guess is her camp counselor outfit and then just, do stuff. There's a background I think it's supposed to be the forest from the movie but it's so blurry I thought my browser was buffering for a solid minute.

The controls are what you'd expect from these things. Sliders for days. You can change her hair, her expression, make her look more or less like the actual character. There's this one weird thing where if you zoom in too far the texture on her shirt gets all pixelated like a jpeg from 2003. Bothers me more than it should. The anal toggle is right there, not hidden or anything, which I appreciate honestly. Too many of these games make you click through five menus just to switch holes. And the cum button is just a button, press it whenever. It's not tied to any kind of meter or timing or whatever. Just, you know. Press button, receive cum. Simple.

The animation itself is... fine. It loops. The sound is what really got me though, it's this wet slapping noise that somehow sounds exactly like someone stirring mac and cheese. I can't unhear it now. Every time I think of this game I think of mac and cheese. The customization stuff is deeper than you'd think for a browser thing, you can tweak her body proportions quite a bit, but the sliders are laggy as hell on my phone. Tried it during a boring zoom meeting, don't recommend. The nature tag is doing some heavy lifting here, it's just some trees in the back. Magic is just her glowing a bit I guess, from the movie plot. Whatever happened to that franchise anyway.

The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to brilliant. Bayonetta, right, the witch who kicks angels into orbit, gets her powers sealed by her own sisters so some random dude can knock her up. That's the plot. That's it. And honestly, I respect the commitment to the bit.

You get this customization screen first, which is weirdly detailed for a game about humiliating a video game icon. Can change her hair, her expression, whether she looks defiant or broken. Spent way too long fiddling with that. Then the actual scene starts and she's just... yelling at you. Calling you names. And you can either finish inside or pull out and paint her. The cumshot physics are janky as hell, like someone spilled yogurt on a screenshot, but the facial expressions after are what got me. That mix of rage and disgust. Chef's kiss.

The "***" tag is there but it's more of a power fantasy thing. She's helpless but still mouthing off, which makes it funnier. Like girl, you're literally pinned down, maybe save the insults for after. The hentai style is rough, not polished at all, but it works for this. Feels like a sketch someone drew while angry at the source material.

Wish there was more dialogue. She says like three lines and then just glares. Could've gone full parody with her accent and weird British slang. But no, just grunts and one "you bastard" repeated.

Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Bayonetta get her comeuppance, this delivers. Not deep, not long, but it scratches a very specific itch.

This redhead knows exactly what she's doing and she's not shy about it. The tongue action is the main event here, watching her go at it with that look on her face like she's genuinely getting off on the act itself. Customization is where things get weirdly compelling. You can cycle through different hairstyles, outfits, and some body mods that change the whole vibe from trashy to something almost high-end if you squint. The squirt mechanic caught me off guard the first time, didn't expect the physics to actually work but here we are.

There's this one combination with the short hair and the choker that I keep coming back to, something about it just hits different. The sex tape mode is basically a replay system but it's janky in that specific way where the jank becomes part of the appeal. Like when you're trying to line up the perfect angle and the camera clips through her shoulder for a split second. That's the kind of unpolished nonsense I actually collect screenshots of, the absurd moments between the intended hot stuff. The dev clearly spent more time on the tongue animations than anything else and honestly? Respect.

Wish there was more to do with the outfits beyond just picking them. Like some kind of progression or unlock system would've kept me clicking longer. The game just dumps everything on you from the start which is convenient but also kinda kills any sense of discovery. Still, for what it is, a quick session with a customizable redhead who's really into what she's doing, it delivers exactly what you'd expect. No surprises, no depth, just a solid fifteen minutes of watching her work that tongue until the squirt kicks in and you remember oh right that's a thing. Then you cycle through the hair options one more time because why not. The hentai influences are obvious in the facial expressions, that exaggerated pleasure that somehow works better in this unpolished style than it would in something more refined. Sometimes less polish means more personality.

ok so this is one of those flash things from back in the day, you know the type. holli would. the name alone is like a joke from a forum i used to lurk. she's just this blonde girl, right, and the whole thing is her riding you. that's it. that's the gameplay loop. no story, no build up, just straight to it.

but then you find the customization tab and it's like... wait. you can change her hair, her face, even the angle. i spent way too long messing with the camera, zooming in and out, trying to get the perfect view of her tits bouncing. the pleasure bar is this simple thing but watching it fill up, knowing you get to choose where to finish at the end, it does something to your brain. it's so basic but it works. the graphics are that weird early 2000s uncanny valley style, like a render you'd find on a porn bastards site, but somehow that makes it hotter? it's not trying to be realistic, it's just... direct.

there's this one hair option, a short messy bob, that completely changed the vibe for me. made her look like a different person. i don't know why that hit so hard. the whole thing is so unpolished, the animation loops are a bit janky, and the sound is just... well, there is no sound. it's silent. which is weirdly intense when you're just staring at her face, waiting for the bar to max out. it's like a fidget toy for your dick. dare to play it alone with the lights off and see how long you last just changing her eye color.

The Fairy Tail thing is just a name drop, don't expect Natsu to show up with his fire cock or whatever. What you get is Lauren, red hair, tits that defy physics in that specific way only hentai can justify. The game is a ripped out chunk of something bigger called Legend of Lust, and it feels like it. No menus, no buildup. Just her, on a bed, waiting.

You get two scenes. One is more vanilla, the other has some light torture vibes, ropes and a blindfold. The position wheel is the whole game. Click an icon, watch a loop. Pussy, anal, oral. The oral animation has this weird thing where her tongue sort of clips through the shaft for a frame, and I spent way too long clicking back and forth to see it again. The sound is a mess. There's a music track called "Why we lose" that cuts out randomly, and the moans are on a separate layer that sometimes just gives up. On Newgrounds the audio controls are broken, something about external file loading, but honestly the silence is almost better. Lets you focus on the absurd jiggle physics.

Customization is a tag but it's a lie. You can't change her hair or outfit or anything. Maybe in the full game. Here, you just pick a hole and watch. The black screen bug is real, had to mess with my Flash settings like it's 2009, which felt nostalgic in a frustrating way. The art style is that unpolished 3D where skin looks like wax and the eyes are dead but somehow it works for a quick session. Not a game you play, more like a toy you poke at until the novelty fades. Which takes about five minutes. The anal scene has the best angle, her back arching in a way that makes the bad rigging almost charming. Almost.