Right, so the whole thing is this guy Kenichi getting his world rocked by what he thinks is some random hot chick but is actually a super sex android. The animation quality is... there. Not exactly breaking new ground but it moves, you know? The way her tits bounce during the cowgirl scene has this weirdly hypnotic quality, like watching a screensaver that suddenly got way more interesting. The cumshot at the end lands with that classic hentai physics where volume apparently doesn't exist as a concept.

The voice acting, if you can call it that, consists mostly of these high pitched squeaks that my phone speaker definitely wasn't designed for. Had to scramble for earbuds when I realized the walls here are basically paper. The oral scene goes on for what feels like an eternity, just this endless loop of slurping sounds and Kenichi making faces like he's solving complex math problems. And honestly? That's kind of the whole appeal. It doesn't pretend to be anything else.

The cyborg twist is barely a thing. She has some metallic looking accessories maybe? Hard to tell when 90% of the screen is occupied by anatomy. The android tag feels like someone remembered at the last minute and slapped it on. There's this one position switch where the animation just gives up entirely and they sort of teleport from doggy to missionary. Made me laugh out loud. Not sure that was the intended reaction but here we are. The replay value is basically whatever your refractory period is.

I knew this was going to be a mess when Cyborg’s dick made that mechanical whirring sound. Not a joke. There’s an actual audio cue like a garage door opener engaging before he gets down to business, and honestly, that’s the level of craftsmanship we’re dealing with here. The whole thing feels like someone drew it on a bus ride then spilled coffee on the sketchbook. Jinx’s face during the first scene is... I don’t know what emotion that’s supposed to be. Surprise? Mild indigestion? She’s bent over some console that’s just a grey rectangle with blinking dots, and Cyborg’s hand is somewhere that might be her hip or might be a rendering error. The fingering animation loops three times then just stops, like the game got bored of itself.

Starfire’s route is where things get genuinely unhinged. Her eyes are looking in two different directions during the blowjob scene, which adds this unintentional horror element I couldn’t stop laughing at. The cumshot lands on her cheek but the texture is just a flat white circle that doesn’t follow the contours of her face, so it floats there like a tiny ghost. Raven’s scene has her levitating, which is canon I guess, but the artist clearly gave up on perspective because her legs are the same length as her torso. The lesbian content between Jinx and Starfire is the most competently animated part, which tells you exactly where the priorities were. Their fingering scene actually has, like, three whole frames of movement before it cycles.

I spent way too long staring at Cyborg’s metal arm clipping through Raven’s thigh. The fin on his head keeps changing size between scenes. Sometimes it’s a shark fin, sometimes it’s a sad little nub. Nobody tested this. Nobody cared. And yet I kept clicking through every route because there’s something hypnotic about watching someone’s barely functional porn parody collapse under its own ambition. The sound effects are stock library groans mixed with what I swear is a microwave beep. I wish Beast Boy was here. He’d probably be a green smear with googly eyes and I would’ve loved every broken frame of it.