The loading screen is just a static image, no animation, and I almost closed the tab. My train was pulling into the station anyway, five minutes to kill, you know how it is. Then the game starts and it's this guy in a dusty room with a letter about rent. Very relatable, except my landlord doesn't look like a hentai background character. The girl shows up, huge boobs, wants a dance lesson. The English is a bit broken, like "you will sold your debt" which made me snort my coffee. But the art style, it's that specific kind of thick-line hentai, everything is a bit too shiny.

The dance class minigame is just clicking on rhythm prompts. Miss a beat and she looks bored, hit it and her tits bounce. I kept messing up on purpose just to see the annoyed face. Then you get to the undress part, and it's a slow peel, piece by piece. There's a doggystyle scene on the dance floor that's pretty good, the animation loops are short but the sound, god the wet sounds are mixed way too loud. I had to fumble for my headphones because a nun sat next to me, I swear. The facial at the end is a bit much, like a firehose, but I guess that's the bukkake tag doing its work. I wish there was more buildup with the teacher character, she just kind of agrees to a threesome out of nowhere? The logic is thin but who cares.

The pickup dialogue choices are funny, one option is just "show her your moves" and it works. Games of desire, right. The dating sim part is barely there, it's mostly a straight line to the sex. For a browser game, it loads fast, no crashes. I'd say if you're on a quick break, skip the dance minigame and just use the skip button to get to the cumshot. The pussy close-up is weirdly detailed, like someone spent all their time on that one frame. Anyway, my stop is next.