Loona dating you is already a stupid idea, and the game knows it. You’re some random human schmuck, she’s a horny hell-wolf with anger issues and a tongue that could slice concrete, and somehow this turns into a “romance”. Kind of. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a horny fanfic and a meme page together, then gave it actual art and let you click your way into her pants. One minute she’s roasting you for breathing too loud, next minute she’s half naked on your screen, ears twitching, cheeks red, tail going wild, pretending she doesn’t care she’s this turned on. You just pick answers, watch her switch from tsundere to full-on thirsty, and try not to click the wrong option and kill the mood like an idiot. Too late for me, I already picked “nice weather today” in the middle of a scene where she literally asked if I wanted to see what “hell hickeys” look like.

What hit me first: the art looks like someone actually sat there and went “yeah, I love this bitch” and drew every curve like a prayer. Every expression has that proper Loona vibe, that annoyed bored look that somehow makes her hotter, and when her eyes soften for a second? Yeah, I had to pause the game and pretend I was just checking Discord. The scenes go from playful teasing to straight up “I should close my curtains” level nasty. She climbs in your space, straddles you, leans in so close you feel like your screen is too small, starts dirty-talking about how hellboys don’t last as long as “fragile little humans” and then challenges you to prove her wrong. There’s fingering, grinding, messy oral with her staring up, eyes half-lidded, drool on her chin, and she still has that smug “you’re obsessed with me” face. There’s a moment where she bites your shoulder while riding you and growls in your ear, and the game hits you with this stupidly sweet line right after like “don’t get used to this, mutt”. I actually laughed and still got hard. I’m weak.

Also kind of love that it doesn’t pretend to be some big epic drama. It’s just you and this horny hell-wolf hanging out, talking shit, sending flirty texts, then slowly cranking things up until she’s panting, tail all puffed, whining for more and trying to act cool about it. No stupid AI nonsense, just hand-drawn lewdness and dirty banter. And yeah, it pokes fun at Hazbin and Helluva stuff, but in that dumb fan way where you misquote things and it still hits. There’s a date where she explains how dating works in Hell, and it’s like “if they survive the night, maybe they’re worth a second one”, and somehow that turns into cuddling with this big fluffy demon dog-girl who acts like she hates cuddling. She curls up against you after a rough sex scene, nuzzles into your neck, then instantly ruins it by saying she only did it because your bed is softer. Sure. Totally. Also, whoever added that little ear-twitch when you touch her in the “safe” scenes? Yeah, I noticed. I replayed it three times. Not proud. Very satisfied.

Cartoon Hearts: School of Desire feels like someone mashed together horny fanfic, a Ren’Py template and a bunch of cartoon crushes from puberty, then just said “yeah whatever, ship it.” You’re this “ordinary” student in a city where nobody cares that half the girls look like they walked out of Saturday morning shows. Nobody comments on it, they just sit in homeroom with you, arguing about homework and then five clicks later they’re asking if you prefer tits or ass. That kind of tone. It shouldn’t work, but somehow your brain just accepts it, like when you binge hentai in a different tab while pretending to answer Slack messages.

What hooked me fast is how they play the school routine. It’s not just click-next porn. You do the usual VN stuff, sure, but they sneak little choices that actually matter for scenes. Like, you’re in art class with the shy girl who always hides behind her sketchbook, and if you pick the “tease her gently” option way early, hours later she’ll remember that and suddenly her “private sketch collection” looks a lot less PG and a lot more “I drew myself getting railed by a faceless guy, totally not you, haha.” I ended up save-scumming like crazy to see all versions. There’s this one locker room scene with the star athlete, where you can play it nice, cocky or just straight perv, and the dialogue flips hard depending on how you treated her the whole route. If you’ve been respectful all the way, she still ends up grinding on your lap in the showers, but it feels like she hates herself a little less for it. If you were an asshole from the start, she kinda leans into it and the dirty talk goes straight degeneracy. Both routes are hot, I still can’t decide which I like more, but I also kinda wish they let you push it even further and they just dont.

Fanservice hits in a really dumb, satisfying way. One moment you’re sitting next to this girl who is clearly a reskinned Violet-type, hair over her face, quiet, all insecure about being “weird.” She invites you to her place “to study,” lights low, superhero posters on the wall that are absolutely not subtle, and if you’ve built enough trust she starts talking about “wanting to disappear during sex” and boom, suddenly you’re fucking her while she tries not to make a sound, blushing like she’ll explode. Then in another route you’re in the library with the more goth, Raven-ish one, and she’s pretending she doesn’t care while literally using her powers to lock the doors so nobody interrupts while she sits on your face between bookcases. Game pretends it’s about “feelings and dreams,” but most of the writing energy clearly went into filthy lines during those sessions. Half the time I was skipping to unlock the CGs, then going back to read because some of the pillow talk is surprisingly sharp, then immediately regretting it when the MC says something cringe like “my passion for you burns like a thousand suns.” Who talks like that.

Little thing that annoyed me: the text box is slightly too transparent. You can see the boobs behind it, but not quite enough, so you keep toggling the UI off with your finger in this stupid rhythm and it breaks the flow. I kept thinking they’ll add a slider for that in options, but no, it just stays like that. Also, the pacing is all over the place. One route takes you from first crush to full anal in what feels like three afternoons at school, while another makes you grind affection points forever before you get a single kiss. But then when it finally pops, it’s a long multi-part scene, with little intermissions where you decide if you want to push further or slow down, and if you’re a completion freak like me you’ll be reloading to catch that one variation where she pulls your head down and whispers this filthy line that only appears if you were nice to her during one tiny hallway talk. It’s messy, horny, and half the time I felt like I was playing a porn version of trying to get 100% in a JRPG, just chasing every last expression in the gallery while pretending my mouse hand isn’t tired.

Special Harem Class feels like the kind of thing you stumble on after scrolling way too long through F95, say “ok one more trashy VN before sleep” and then suddenly three girls are moaning your fake name and you forgot what shame is. The setup is stupid in the best porn logic way: you’re too useless to get into a real college, so you end up in this “pre-college program” that looks like someone crossed a cram school with a horny anime convention. Every student is a cute girl, the only adult in charge is a teacher with the sexual ethics of a Pornhub search bar, and somehow you’re the only guy around. It’s like the universe looked at hentai tags and said “fine, have all of them.”

What actually sold me is how shamelessly the game leans into being porn first, story second, and still accidentally grows some personality. You wander around town on this little sandbox map, poking every icon because there is always a chance “go buy groceries” turns into a blowjob behind the store or a girl flashing you in the park because she lost a bet. Some days you’re trying to grind affection like a normal dating sim player, picking dialogue that sounds sweet and respectful, and the next moment the same girl is riding you in the classroom while your pervert teacher is technically just outside the door grading papers. Or not grading. I forgot. The routes all have their own flavor: one girl starts flirty then gets needy, one looks innocent and suddenly she’s begging you to cum on her glasses, Claire the teacher keeps “helping” you seduce the rest of them, like some horny queer aunt who got lost in a straight porn game and decided to just roll with it.

The sex scenes are where the dev clearly sinks their soul. There are so many loops that at some point you stop counting and just let the screen wash over you. Tits bounce with that slightly exaggerated anime weight, hips roll in these smooth, filthy rhythms, and they hold shots just long enough for you to actually focus on the way her thighs press around you or how her face changes when she’s about to cum. It’s not subtle. There’s breast play, plenty of different ways to fuck each girl, mouth full of spit and dick, a lot of creampies where the camera really wants you to watch the mess. Sometimes the game pretends to care about your “daily schedule” and stats, then ten minutes later it turns that into an excuse to have a girl show up in your room at night because she “couldn’t sleep” and, surprise, now you’re getting a slow, lazy handjob under the sheets while she whispers how she wants you only for herself. As a queer person I kind of hate how straight this whole harem fantasy is, and still, I catch myself softening when a girl blushes after a date, then two clicks later she’s on her knees drooling on your cock. Porn whiplash. It’s messy, horny, often ridiculous, sometimes almost tender by accident, and that mix ends up way hotter than it has any right to be.

Guy in his twenties, new city, dick full of hope, brain full of nothing, that kind of energy. He thinks he found “the one” on like his second week, which already made me roll my eyes, but I kept reading anyway because she looks like the kind of girl who posts cute coffee pics and secretly likes getting her ass smacked hard enough to leave a mark. The whole game is this messy mix of romance and filth where every “wholesome” thing has some nasty hook in it. One minute you’re planning where to move in together, the next minute you’re watching some smug bitch “help” her try on clothes that are one breath away from porn wardrobe while she giggles and pretends it’s all innocent. It feels a bit like watching a couple at my events who swear they’re “just here for the vibe” and then ten minutes later he’s on his knees and she’s calling him a useless puppy loud enough for the bartender to hear.

I liked how the corruption part doesn’t go straight to gangbang in a back alley. It starts slow, like dumb little blackmail shit. A risky selfie she forgot about. Some guy who “accidentally” gets a crotch-shot clip on his phone when she’s drunk, then suddenly he has leverage and you’re stuck picking between protecting her or watching her suck him off while he records it and laughs at you. And you still love her, which is the fucked up part. She’s not a cartoon slut, she blushes, she hesitates, and still ends up on her knees, lipstick smeared, trying to please everyone at once. The humor is surprisingly on point too. There’s this scene where you’re arguing with a relative who hates your relationship, and right in the middle of that drama your phone buzzes with a video of your girl getting her ass spanked so hard her moan hits this high pitch that made me snort-laugh. Totally killed the serious vibe in the best way. Also, the real model look helps a lot, that “I’ve seen this girl on Instagram before” vibe, so when she’s kneeling between someone’s legs, drool and cum on her face, it hits different from usual cartoon princesses.

I need to complain about one stupid thing: whoever decided the main guy still gets to act like he has moral high ground while literally jerking off to his own humiliation, I want to fight him. You’re watching your supposed soulmate get throat-fucked by someone who treats you like trash, you’re crying inside, but your dick is like “yeah man this is content.” I see this all the time in real life, guys who swear they’re not into femdom, not into humiliation, while practically begging to be stepped on. The game leans hard into that. She gets bolder, learns how to talk down to him. There’s a moment where she pulls him by the hair in private, pushes his face against her ass and tells him he’s lucky she still even lets him touch her. She laughs, he moans, and you can’t even tell who’s corrupting who anymore. Then you meet this futa character who casually fills the room with cock energy like she owns the city, and the whole power balance shifts again. The girlfriend starts “learning” from her, which obviously means more oral, more spanking, more creative ways to turn the main dude into a toy. At some point you stop asking if their love will survive and start asking how much worse it can get in the hottest possible way, and that’s kind of where the game lives, in that dirty little space between romance and “please humiliate me in front of everyone.”

This thing feels like somebody mashed an old shoujo board game from a 90s anime magazine with a dirty Pixiv folder and then said “yeah ok, that’s the game.” You click the die, the little token crawls along the track, and every stop is basically “what kind of horny lottery do I pull now.” No story, no fake plot about demons or academies or bullshit like that, just roll, move, girl, next. And weirdly, that hits the same vibe as the old Windows XP era games I used to grab from shady forums, where everything was a bit clumsy and kind of hot because of that. Here it’s even more barebones. Just the board, the roll, the girls with oversized tits and asses like somebody typed “thicc waifu high res” in some AI tool and kept the best ones. Half the time the girls look like they came from the same gacha banner, half the time like different artists. Sometimes the hands look slightly fucked and then you forget because there’s a perfect underboob in your face.

The real hook is this dumb tease system with the blur. You roll, land on what should be a full nude, and instead you get this blurred, almost porn-mosaic version that goes into your gallery like a censored trophy. It’s annoying in a way that makes you keep clicking, because you know that same girl exists somewhere on the board in her “normal” outfit, and until you find that one, her nude will stay half-hidden like some VHS tape recorded over with static. It feels like old-school unlocking in eroge, when you had to replay just to get the one CG you missed, except here it’s just you bullying the RNG. Had one roll where I kept bouncing right past the square I needed, getting new asses I didn’t even want yet, staring at that one blurred girl in the gallery like “I saw your nipples, but not really, you cheap bitch.” And of course the game auto saves, so you can close the browser, go doomscroll on Twitter or stare at hentai on Gelbooru, then come back later and all your half-blurred, half-unlocked harem is still there waiting. It’s stupidly simple, kind of lazy, kind of hot, like a cheap doujinshi you keep in the back of the shelf and keep reaching for anyway.

Oridelle’s Anti Evolution feels like reading someone’s private kink diary that you were never meant to see, except she keeps making eye contact with you while she’s choking on her “Savior” and pretending that is the only way she deserves to breathe. The whole thing is this messed up loop of her waking up in that coffin, looking fragile and “pure” again, and then willingly walking herself back into the same abuse because she has rewired her brain to think that being used, degraded and reprogrammed is love. There is almost no distance between “romance” and “horror” here, it slides from one to the other so quietly that I had to stop and ask myself at one point if the blowjob scene I was clicking through was supposed to be hot, sad, or both at the same time. Her body language sells that confusion hard: shoulders tense but knees spreading anyway, eyes wet in a way that is not just from gagging, fingers curling around his clothes like she is holding onto her own leash.

What really hit me is how the game keeps pushing this one act, oral, again and again until it stops being just a sex thing and becomes the whole language of their relationship. She talks with her mouth full, literally. Every “thank you”, every apology, every “please don’t leave me” happens with her on her knees. There is a scene where she is trembling, mascara ruined, but you can see in the way she eagerly leans back in that she has started to measure her value by how deep she can take him, not by anything she feels. It is ugly, and then it suddenly is hot, and then you get that bitter taste in the back of your throat because the Savior knows exactly what he is doing. His hands are not gentle, they are practiced. He tilts her head just so, uses her hair like a handle, and the game lingers on her little flinch before she forces herself to smile. I spent too long just staring at her jawline in one scene on my second run, noticing how the tension there stays even when her “bimbo” alter ego shows up all cock hungry and wide eyed. This version of her moves almost like a porn clip she memorized: back arched too perfectly, lips wrapped around him with this exaggerated worship, like she was drawn by his fantasies instead of her own mind. And the messed up part is she clearly believes this is “perfect girlfriend mode”, and the game never gives her a clean way out of that logic. She goes back to the coffin, resets, and you know what will happen again. The whole story is just her learning new ways to say “use me” without words, and the worst thing is that she looks proud of herself when he finishes down her throat.

NTR Phone Group feels like reading someone else’s filthy Telegram chat while you’re supposed to be answering work emails. It’s a kinetic visual novel, so you aren’t here for big choices or min-maxing stats. You’re here to sit in Eddie’s head, watch his marriage start clean and warm, then slowly get dragged through porn-level humiliation one tiny phone notification at a time. The whole thing is built around chats, photo drops, and those awful “online” dots that make your stomach twist. You watch Rachel trying to be a good wife, you watch Eddie trying to be a good employee, and you watch everything get quietly poisoned by money problems, stress, and his dick not working when it actually matters. It’s honestly depressing for a second. Then the teasing starts, and suddenly you’re hard and sad at the same time.

As a voice freak, I really felt the lack of full voice acting, but also weirdly liked how intimate it feels when the “voices” are just in your head. The writing gives you these tiny moments where Rachel is texting like a normal horny wife, asking Eddie if he’s going to be home soon, saying she misses his touch, sending slightly spicy selfies. At the same time, you see her tone shifting in other chats. With the boss. Or with someone who definitely doesn’t see her as “poor stressed wife” and more like “fit married woman who can be pushed a bit further every day.” There’s this one scene where Eddie is staring at his phone, jerking off half-heartedly to an old nude Rachel sent months ago, while she’s in a different chat telling someone else she’s “just a little curious” about trying something new. No loud sound effects, no screaming moans, just quiet corruption through messages. It hit way harder than some fake hentai screams on loop. I still wish there were at least some breathy voice lines or soft gasps, like a short audio clip when she’s masturbating or trying to talk dirty for Eddie and failing, but it’s not that kind of game and it never will be, and that kind of pisses me off.

The erotic vibe is slow and evil. It starts as loving romance, like those cheesy couples TikToks, then slowly turns into voyeurism on your own relationship. Eddie becomes this passive observer of his wife’s sexuality, which is such a perfect netorare flavor: he’s still the “official” husband, but you, as the player, are forced to watch how little that title actually means when money, power, and frustration mix together. There’s a group chat scene where Rachel is being “helped” by someone with job advice, but the messages keep getting more personal. She’s asking if her outfit is too sexy, and you get an image where you can see she is clearly fishing for approval. The guy says it’s “borderline, but in a good way,” and Eddie just reacts with a weak thumbs-up emoji. I laughed, then immediately felt gross. That kind of cringe-horny is exactly where this game lives. It’s masturbation fuel, yeah, but also that anxious type, where you keep scrolling because you need to see how far she’ll go, even when you already know she’s going too far.

Riveroaks feels like someone mashed up a messy family drama with Pornhub comments, then tried to make it emotional and kinda half-succeeded. You start as this broke kid tossed out of his home, who suddenly finds out his dad is basically a big shot in gay porn. Not soft romance stuff either, real studio-level, contracts, sets, dudes with oil on their abs doing things on camera while someone yells for better angles. One moment you’re whining about how your mother threw your clothes in the hallway, next moment you’re standing in a studio office looking at casting sheets deciding which hot guy should fuck who, and in what position, because it “fits the brand.” It sounds trashy and yeah, it is, but it also tries to talk serious about money, power and how people use sex to get out of shitty lives.

The visual novel side is most of what you do, clicking through scenes, choosing how your character reacts when some pretty boy model leans too close or when your older, way-too-confident dad explains ROI using scenes where guys are literally sucking each other off. Then the management stuff sneaks in. You’re handing out roles, tracking budgets, watching numbers go up while you’re also watching these actors put their tongues and cocks everywhere. One guy might be a nervous first-timer who needs you to talk him through his first on-camera blowjob, another is this smug pro who keeps pushing for rougher scenes, and the game lets you decide how far to go. Some choices feel hot, like pushing two rivals into doing a scene together and watching that fake “I hate you” turn into very real “I wanna ride you until I can’t stand.” Other choices feel slimy, like when you realise saying yes to more extreme stuff is great for profit but not so great when that shy twink looks up at you afterwards and asks if he did okay. I actually stopped clicking for a moment at one of those lines and stared at my phone like, why is this porn game giving me feelings while I’m also staring at a guy getting railed over a gym bench.

What surprised me is how often the dialogue sounds like something from queer Twitter, right in the middle of filthy scenes. One minute a character is making a joke about OnlyFans and thirst traps, next he’s on his knees, spit running down his chin while he takes another inch and the camera guy is yelling for more eye contact. It leans into gay stuff fully, no no-hetero-way-out, you’re managing guys, flirting with guys, fucking guys. Sometimes it’s goofy, like shooting this ridiculous “pizza delivery” style scene in a cheap apartment and arguing about who forgot to order actual pizza as a prop while one actor is already naked except for socks. Sometimes it hits harder, like dealing with an older star who knows his body won’t book top roles forever and he’s willing to swallow his pride and your dick just to keep his contract. The city around it all feels like a horny playground mixed with a bit of mid-life crisis energy. You take meetings in hipster lounges, then end up in a dirty gym bathroom listening to two dudes moan in the next stall, deciding if you should barge in or pretend you didn’t hear anything. It never fully decides if it wants to be sweet or cruel. That’s kind of why it works. Or doesn’t. I still can’t forgive the one scene where a character texts you with perfect grammar and then talks like a totally different person in the next conversation. It stuck in my head more than some of the actual sex scenes, which is stupid, because there’s literally a moment where two muscular guys are covered in lube on a couch, playing up a fake rivalry while you stand there trying to sound professional and your brain is just screaming “yes, make them kiss already.”

You start as this small-town girl who suddenly lands in a big city for university, and the game just quietly goes, “yeah, you’re thirsty for knowledge, but also… you’re gonna feed some really bad habits.” It plays like a cute anime dating sim at first, all soft colors and shy smiles, but it’s absolutely not shy about what it actually wants to do with bodies. Every girl you meet has her own hang-ups, and almost all of them can be pushed toward getting softer, heavier, more stuffed, more… overflowing. It’s like someone took a wholesome campus slice-of-life and then asked, “ok but what if everyone slowly turned into walking curves because they can’t say no to dessert or late-night snacks or one more drink with whipped cream?” and nobody said no.

What I liked is how the weight gain and all the expanding parts aren’t just “you clicked, her boobs get bigger, congrats.” It kind of sneaks up. You’re on some normal date at a café, she orders something modest, you tease a bit, suggest the giant milkshake, then a second one, then some cake “since we’re already here,” and the dialogue starts getting this hungry tone. She blushes, complains she’s full, but her eyes light up when you suggest bringing takeout too. You come back for another event and suddenly the sprite has thicker thighs, her ass is straining her skirt, she’s tugging at her top because her tits don’t sit right anymore, and the text is like, “I don’t know why my clothes feel tight, it’s probably the laundry.” Sure. Then you hit the scenes where you deliberately stuff her until she groans and presses her hands into a round belly, and the game just leans into it. Not joking around. Belly bulges, shirts riding up, bras digging in, the whole thing. Sometimes it goes pretty far, girl pinned in her chair by her own ass, panting, still licking cream from her lips, asking if there’s more. The stuffing focus is strong, and it actually feels erotic instead of goofy, which is dangerous if that’s your thing. Breasts swelling out of a top mid-conversation, buttons popping, jiggling every time the text box advances, that kind of “oh shit this is escalating fast” feeling.

What bugged me a bit: the pacing is weird in spots. You get these long streaks where you’re clicking through campus small talk, class stuff, background drama, and you think “ok maybe this is just a normal VN with some chubby fanservice,” and then suddenly a single choice turns the scene into full-on gluttony porn with her moaning around a spoon and talking with her mouth full. No real ramp. I kinda love that and hate it. Also one character’s pants look like they’re painted on when she starts getting really thick around the hips, but then the next CG, the proportions hit just right and you forget you were annoyed. The writing has that slightly awkward, non-native vibe sometimes, like someone typed “I feel my body more heavy now” and forgot to fix it, which low-key makes it hotter because it feels less polished and more like a fetish passion project. There are a few routes where the expansion focuses more on hips and ass, and you watch her go from cute in jeans to basically one big ass with a girl attached, knocking stuff over in her dorm with her butt and pretending it’s an accident. Meanwhile you are absolutely pushing her there with “oh come on, have another plate, you worked so hard today” while your character’s inner monologue is like, “I want to see that zipper surrender.” It does that thing where the MC acts supportive and sweet but the choices are all like: encourage, really encourage, or absolutely ruin her self-control. And the game smiles at you and hands you another scene where she waddles a bit heavier, breathing harder, but saying she’s never felt so “free.”