You know what gets me? The way that old guy in the manor just hands over a baby photo and expects you to find his adult daughter. Like, sure buddy, I'll just wander into Springfield and ask every 20-year-old if they used to drool on this picture. The whole setup is so stupid it circles back to being funny, and honestly I was more invested in the detective premise than I should've been.

The investigation part is just clicking around talking to people, and then suddenly you're playing this milk minigame with a maid who has absolutely massive tits. I spent way too long trying to figure out the rhythm on that one, it's weirdly specific about timing. You have to like, pump in a pattern or something, and I kept messing it up because I was distracted by the paizuri animation. The art is that kind of rough hentai style where everyone's proportions are completely insane, which I actually prefer to the overly polished stuff sometimes. That redhead at the manor though, her design is just confusing, her boobs are bigger than her entire torso and I couldn't stop staring at how the artist clearly gave up on anatomy halfway through.

The deepthroat scenes are actually pretty good, there's this one with the brunette where she gags and it's more detailed than anything else in the game. But then the anal stuff feels tacked on, like they remembered at the last minute that people want that too. The detective angle completely falls apart after the first few scenes and it just becomes a standard meet n fuck where you're cycling through positions, doggystyle, titfuck, creampie, the usual lineup. I kept forgetting I was supposed to be looking for someone's daughter, which I guess is the point but also maybe not? The cumshot facials are way too abundant, every single encounter ends with one and it starts feeling less like a reward and more like the artist just really, really likes drawing that one thing. The humor lands sometimes, there's this bit with the old man that made me snort, but then other jokes are just "haha boobs" which, I mean, fair enough for what this is.

This one feels like some horny shitpost that accidentally turned into a working game. You start as this very generic hero dude, like the kind of guy people throw into parodies when they can’t be bothered to write an actual OC, and he somehow ends up in this awkward situation with two girls at once. One looks like the “normal” cute anime girl you see on literally every thumbnail on F95 and Pornhub Games tab, and the other is this horny fluffy girl with ears and tail who absolutely knows she’s the weird one in the room and enjoys it. The game does not try to pretend it’s about romance or deep story. It is very clearly about “how fast can we get to the part where he’s covered in sweat and they’re covered in cum.” And it actually works better like that, weirdly.

What I liked is that the threesome doesn’t feel like some perfect porn choreography. It’s a bit messy, a bit off-balance, like when you have too many tabs open in your browser and your PC wants to die but still keeps going. You’re bouncing between both girls, trying to keep them “happy,” and sometimes you accidentally focus too long on one and the other is just in the background, stroking herself, giving that “hello, remember me?” vibe. The furry girl is clearly written for people who already went through the whole “maybe I am into this?” phase watching porn on xVideos or on some cursed Reddit thread, not for people who still pretend they’re only into missionary with the lights off. She’s pushier, she almost steals the scene a few times, grinding up close when you’re still busy with the human girl, like “hey, share.” And when you finally line up for the facial at the end, it’s actually kind of funny. You’re choosing where to blow and the game really enjoys making you feel greedy for trying to spray both of them. The final cumshot is wild and a little over the top, but it leans into the parody vibe, like those hentai loops everyone keeps reposting on Twitter with the same three reaction gifs.

The funniest part for me is how the “normal” girl is supposed to be the safer option, the vanilla “entry point,” but the more you play, the more she feels like the weird one, because she’s just trying to pretend this is a regular one-on-one hookup while there is literally a horny fluffy girl licking stray drops off her cheek and chest. At one point I legit paused, opened Discord to yell at a friend about how the game somehow made the facial itself feel like a punchline, then went back and replayed that last stretch just to hit both girls at the exact same frame. The parody aspect is pretty strong, but it never goes into that annoying “haha everything is ironic” territory. It’s horny first, self-aware second. Also, the facial is treated like the main event, the big stupid fireworks show. The whole build up is centered on that moment where you finally let go and paint both faces, and when it lands, it looks like something that would get gif-ripped and passed around on hentai forums with a filename like “you_wish_you_were_here.webm.” It’s crass, messy, not subtle at all, and kind of exactly what you expect when a game promises “you end by covering both girls,” then just commits to that bit completely.

Ok so you know that feeling when you open a game and the art style hits you like a truck, but not in a good way? Like someone traced over a flash animation from 2006 and then just... gave up on the faces halfway through. That's the vibe here. Princess Amalia, the blonde one from Wakfu, is just lying in bed like a lump, and her servant Evangelyne decides the best alarm clock is some hardcore cunnilingus. Fair enough, I've had worse mornings.

The tongue work starts off decent, got that wet sound and everything, but then Amalia loses control of her nature powers or whatever and summons these big green tentacles. And I mean, they just appear. No buildup, no sexy shimmer, just *bloop* there they are. One second it's a soft yuri wake-up call, the next it's a double penetration gangbang with plant monsters. The pacing is like a microwave dinner, frozen in the middle and lava on the edges. Evangelyne gets tossed around, her blonde ponytail clipping through her own shoulder the whole time, which I complained about to my cat and he didn't care either.

The cumshot at the end is ridiculous. Like a fire hydrant of goo that covers both girls completely. A facial so massive it looks like they lost a fight with a ghost. The pussy and anal action is explicit, no fade to black, which I respect. But the animation loops are so stiff. Amalia's masturbation scene before the tentacles is just the same three frames of her hand moving. I've seen more fluid motion in a flipbook drawn on a sticky note pad. Still, if you're here for lesbian cartoon debauchery with zero pretense, it delivers the sticky mess it promises. Just don't expect the characters to look like they do in the actual show. Evangelyne's face during the anal part is... a choice. A haunted choice.

The animation loop is basically a single pov shot, Samus on her knees, those huge tits wrapped around a cock that’s supposed to be yours. It’s not a game game, more like a fidget toy for your dick. You pick an outfit, the zero suit or the classic blue, or just go fully nude, and then you control the cumshot. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. The customization for the money shot is weirdly granular, you can drag a slider to make the ropes comically long, like physics defying anime goo, and pick where it lands. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just seeing if I could paint her entire visor white. You can.

The model for Samus is... fine. It’s unpolished in that specific Source Filmmaker way, where the skin looks a bit like shiny plastic and the hair doesn’t move right. Her expression is locked in this permanent, vacant stare that doesn’t change, which is a little off putting if you look at it too long. But the animation of the boobjob itself is smooth, a steady rhythmic motion that loops cleanly. The sound is just a wet, repetitive squelch. No voice acting, no moans, just that sound on a loop. It gets hypnotic after a minute, or maybe that’s just the blood leaving your brain.

I wish there was a button to change the pace, or maybe a different angle. Just one. Staring at the exact same frame for the whole session feels like a missed opportunity, especially for a character who’s all about scanning visors and morph balls. Where’s the creativity? You’re telling me a Chozo powered suit and the best we can do is a static camera? But I guess that’s not the point. The point is the slider that lets you absolutely drench her. It’s a one handed experience, perfect for a quick alt tab session when you’re supposed to be doing something else. Just don’t expect a deep exploration of the Metroid lore.

Yeah so the whole thing about Roger and Jessica Rabbit is that she’s insanely hot and he’s... well, a rabbit. This game takes that and basically asks what if we just watched them go at it with the enthusiasm of, like, actual rabbits. No plot, no pretense. Just Jessica’s impossible redhead curves and Roger’s frankly intimidating cartoon cock in a bunch of positions.

The animation is deliberately rough, like a Newgrounds flash from 2006 that someone spilled a drink on, and honestly that kind of works? It adds to the fever dream quality. One moment she’s going down on him with those big eyes looking up, the next he’s bending her over and the whole screen feels like a sticky, unpolished sketch. The facial scenes are particularly... generous. Let’s just say the dev understood the assignment about where things should land. It’s messy. I feel like I need to clean my monitor but the game is running in a browser, so.

And can we talk about the sound design for a second? No, because there isn’t any. Dead silence except for my own questionable life choices. A little music, a little something, would’ve gone a long way. But then again, the sheer absurdity of the creampie finish with zero audio is its own kind of art. You ever see a rabbit’s face twist up in silent, pixelated ecstasy? It’s something.

It’s not trying to be a masterpiece. It’s a quick, dirty parody that knows exactly why you clicked on it. The anal scene is basically a jump scare with how suddenly it happens. I respect the hustle. Just wish there was a volume slider for literally anything.

Another Legend of Krystal game. Another one. I swear I've banned at least three people for suggesting we need more of these, and yet here we are, staring at Krystal's absurdly proportioned chest again. The "plot" is you walk around. That's it. That's the game. You click on things, sometimes a wolf guy appears, and then there's a handjob or a facial. The cumshot physics are... enthusiastic. Like someone programmed them after watching a hentai compilation at 4x speed and thought, "Yes, more volume, more velocity."

I spent an embarrassing amount of time just making her walk back and forth across the same screen because the animation loop for her idle stance has this weird hip sway that doesn't match the rest of her body. It's like her pelvis is trying to escape. I wish the game had a dedicated button for that. Just a "dislocate hip" toggle. Would've been more interesting than the actual sex scenes, which are static images with a looping splatter effect. The facial animation specifically looks like someone threw a bowl of oatmeal at a photograph.

The furry tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. If you're into Krystal specifically, you've probably already played this. If you're not, this won't convert you. The big tits are present and accounted for, doing that gravity-defying thing where they exist in a separate dimension from the rest of the character model. I kept clicking on a bush in the background for five minutes because I thought it was a hidden encounter. It wasn't. It was just a bush. That's the most memorable part of the whole experience. A non-interactive shrub.

Raven from Teen Titans, right? And she's getting absolutely destroyed by this monster. I mean, the game just throws you right into it, no buildup, no "hey how are you", just tentacles and cum. I love it. The whole thing is like 2 minutes long, maybe less. It's the intro part they forgot to upload earlier or something, so if you played the other ones you're like oh THAT'S how she ended up in that situation. Makes sense now.

The animation is rough. Like, really rough. But in a way that makes it hotter? The monster's tentacles are all over her, and the facial at the end, my god. She takes it like a champ. The sound is just... there's this wet slapping noise that loops, and it's honestly kind of funny. I was watching it on my phone during a break and had to turn the volume down because it sounded like someone was making mac and cheese aggressively. Still, it works. You don't need a symphony for this.

I wish there was more control. You just watch. Maybe if they added a button to speed it up or something. DLC idea: more monsters. Different angles. Let me pick where the tentacles go. But for what it is, a quick little scene with Raven getting railed by a creature, it does the job. The cumshot at the end, chef's kiss. I forgot what I was going to say about the voice acting. There isn't any. That's probably fine. Just the squelching. So much squelching. Anyway, if you're into the whole monster and teen titans thing, you've probably already seen this. The file is tiny. It loads faster than my will to live.

Raven. It's always Raven. Something about that grey skin and deadpan expression just begs for a gangbang, doesn't it. This isn't a game, not really. It's a creambee short, one of those patreon voted pose things, and the vote was for the goth Titan to get absolutely railed on a beach.

Three dudes. Three speeds. The whole gimmick is you control each guy's thrust pace independently. One slider for the mouth, one for the pussy, one for the ass. Triple penetration, because double is for amateurs. The coding must've been a nightmare, getting Raven's model to react to three separate rhythms while the guys all animate with their own independent cum timers. You can make one guy go absolutely feral jackhammer speed while another just lazily pumps, and her body... shifts? It's not smooth. The dev apologizes for it being janky, and yeah, the transitions between poses are rough like sand in your shorts. Her head bobs to one tempo while her hips move to another and it creates this uncanny disjointed marionette thing that's somehow hotter than if it were perfect.

The facial animations are the real star. You can get a guy to blow his load while she's still choking on the other, and the cumshot physics are generous. It pools on her tongue, drips down her chin, mats into that violet hair. The beach setting is almost an afterthought, waves looping in the background while you're focused on filling every hole. The audio is just wet sounds and her muffled grunts, no voice acting, which is a crime for a character with Raven's iconic monotone. Imagine her deadpanning through all this.

It's a tech demo with a titans skin, basically. The foursome setup feels more like three separate interactions glued together than one cohesive scene, but when you sync all three sliders to max and she's just vibrating there, a complete mess, you kinda forget the seams showing. The anal animation glitched once, her leg twitching like a dying insect. Still didn't stop me.

So I'm speed dating these furry girls right. Not real speed dating, it's this game, and the whole thing is you got pickup lines. Bad ones. Like, really bad. The kind that make you wince but also you can't look away. First girl is a cat, obviously, and I pick something about her tail being fluffy. She doesn't even blink, just bends over the table right there. No transition. One second we're talking, next second my character's got his whole hand up her ass. The anal fingering comes out of nowhere and the sound it makes, this wet squelch, is way louder than the music. I laughed but also I didn't stop.

The art is rough. Deliberately unpolished, the description says, and yeah. Lines are shaky, colors bleed outside the edges. Reminds me of those old flash games on Newgrounds where you could tell some dude just learned how to draw boobs and went crazy with it. But here's the thing, the jank kinda works? Like finding a dirty magazine drawn on notebook paper. There's a fox girl later with three tails and I used a line about knots, you know, the furry thing, and she just goes straight for anal penetration. No buildup. The animation loops are maybe four frames total but they're the right four frames, if you get me. The facial at the end of her scene, the artist clearly spent all their time on that one expression. Eyes crossed, tongue out, the whole hentai classic. Everything else looks like a sketch but that face is detailed.

Wish there was more game here. You just click a line, watch the scene, next girl. No failure states, no wrong answers. Would be cooler if you could actually bomb and get kicked out, but that's not what this is. It's a first attempt, the dev said so. The bunny girl's scene glitched out on me, her ears kept twitching during the anal part in a way that looked painful. Or maybe that was on purpose? With furries you never know. Anyway I kept playing.