Guy wakes up one day and finds out he’s basically property of a mafia family. Not because he did anything badass, but because mom and dad had shady history and didn’t tell him shit. Now he’s stuck in this fancy criminal mansion, walking around as their “servant”, which sounds boring until you realize the family is full of hot women with big asses, sharp tongues, and zero respect for personal space. It’s that weird mix where you’re technically in danger, but you’re also trying not to pop a boner every time someone bends over in front of you. The game plays like a point & click visual novel on horny steroids: you wander through rooms, click on stuff you shouldn’t, peek through doors you’re not allowed to open, and every choice somehow shifts both the romance mess and the mafia drama at the same time.

The best part for me is how it swings from goofy to brutal in like three clicks. One moment you’re flirting with a stuck-up mafia princess who pretends she hates you while basically shoving her tits in your face, the next moment somebody gets their head smashed in and you’re reminded “oh right, these people actually kill for real.” There’s a milf in the mix who totally knows she owns every scene she’s in. She does that slow lean-in, soft voice, hand on your chest kind of thing, and you can feel the game going, “yeah, you’re not resisting this.” She teases you, lets you grope a little, then pulls away like it was nothing, and you’re just left there staring at her ass as she walks off. Sometimes you’re spying through a keyhole, sometimes you get caught and she just smirks instead of being mad, which is way worse for your self-control. The humor is stupid in a good way: characters throw insults, make fun of you for being a clueless outsider, and then you still end up in their bed or at least very, very close. There is cheating wrapped inside all that, too, since romance here is not exactly loyal or clean. People flirt across “boundaries,” and you kind of slide into it like “eh, everyone here is fucked up anyway.” It fits the whole mafia-family vibe where everyone lies, everyone watches, and you never know who’s actually honest with you.

What surprised me is how often the game lets you just walk around and do nothing urgent, like clicking random objects in the house and stumbling on scenes you weren’t supposed to see. There’s one voyeur moment where you’re just trying to pass a corridor, you hear soft sounds, and if you’re a degenerate like me you obviously peek. Inside, one of the girls is riding a guy like she’s trying to kill him, sweat, sloppy sounds, her ass bouncing hard, and you know it’s wrong to stare but the game kind of rewards you for being trash. Another time, you’re helping with a “simple errand” that suddenly turns into a bloodbath, and you go from flirting in a hallway to hiding behind a car while somebody gets tortured. The shift hits you, but it also makes the lewd scenes feel more intense, like you want to hold onto those horny, stupid moments before everything goes to hell again. It’s not some polished art museum piece, stuff feels rough in places, some scenes are weirdly paced, and the main guy is a bit too normal for the shit happening around him, but that rough edge actually makes it hotter. Feels like you’re not supposed to be there, watching these mafia brats and their moms get naked and messy while the world around them bleeds. And you’re still clicking “next” with one hand.

War starts this whole mess, like usual. Humans and elves playing holy warriors, gods whispering in their ears, everyone so sure they are the good guys while they’re chopping heads off and burning out a whole demon race. In the middle of all that, one woman in armor looks at this small demon kid in the blood and goes “yeah, I’m not killing that.” She just scoops him up and brings him home like a stray cat with horns and a hard-on waiting to happen. Years later he grows up, full incubus, full hunger, and honestly way too pretty for someone technically on the “extinct monster” list. The game picks up right when he says screw staying hidden, I want the world, I want power, and I want to fuck everything that moves and a few things that don’t if they moan right.

You play from his eyes a lot, so every curve is right in your face, every set of tits has weight, every ass moves when you grab it or spank it a bit too hard. Combat sits in between all the banging, not crazy complex, just enough you can smack some knights around, tear through demon-hunters and feel like yeah, this guy is actually dangerous, not just a walking dildo with dialogue. Little horror flavor sneaks in sometimes, like a village that looks fine until you blink and the walls are painted in veins, or the priest’s smile stretching way too wide. Not jumpscare garbage, more like “huh, that’s fucked up” and then suddenly you’re getting a blowjob from something with fangs and you’re still into it. The story leans on this whole “raised by humans yet born to corrupt them” fantasy, so he’s always bouncing between being sweet with his adoptive milf and then absolutely ruining her on the altar she used to pray at. She tries to keep control early, a bit of femdom, holy ropes and teasing, feet on his chest, but once his powers kick in, the roles start flipping fast and it gets nasty in a good way.

The fun part is how messy the sex feels. You don’t just click and fade to black. The camera gets down there. Handjobs with spit strings, sloppy oral where the girls gag and smear makeup, ahegao faces when he pumps them too full, creampie angles that linger too long while cum leaks out over big soft thighs. Threesomes turn into group scenes real quick, especially when he walks into those “we’re doing a ritual, don’t interrupt” circles and says yeah alright, I’m the ritual now. Humans, elves, darker skinned warrior chicks that were supposed to kill his kind, even the occasional monster girl with claws on his back and a tail wrapped around his leg while he goes in the ass and she begs for more. There’s lesbian detours when the girls get bored waiting for him to recover after he fills them, using toys on each other, grinding, roleplaying “demon corruption” before he even shows up. Sometimes he just sits and watches, a bit of voyeur vibe, stroking himself in the shadows while two big titty paladins finger each other in a bathhouse, and when they finally notice him, it flips into this rough gangbang where they pretend to arrest him and then get railed against the marble. Footjobs, choking, collars, some rope that looks a little too holy to be used like that, and if you pick the more aggressive choices he absolutely takes control, holding them by the throat, forcing their mouths open, making them look up into his eyes while he finishes on their tongues. Not every girl breaks. A couple domme types push back, ride him hard, use him like a toy, slap his face when he mouths off, and somehow that just makes him hornier. I kinda hate how the menu sounds click a little too loud compared to the moans, but I got used to it and then forgot I was even annoyed because the next scene had four bodies tangled together and a priestess whispering prayers while getting pounded from behind, and at that point, yeah, brain gone.

Jenny feels like the kind of girl you’d scroll past on Twitter, double-tap, then spend the whole night thinking about later. She walks around this small, kind of generic town with this huge secret between her legs, trying to pretend everything is normal while her body is just screaming for trouble. The game leans into that tension hard. On the surface it looks like normal school halls, boring streets, casual chats, but every conversation has that little “what if they found out” vibe. A teacher leaning in too close, a milf neighbor bending over to pick something up, a friend teasing her about being “too shy” in the locker room. The sex isn’t thrown at you in the first three clicks, which is funny, because it’s absolutely filthy once it gets going. There’s this one early scene where she’s in the showers trying to hide her hard-on, and the camera lingers way too long on steam and skin, and you already know things are not staying wholesome. It somehow reminds me of those awkward first porn searches on Internet Explorer, where you mistype something and get way more than you expected.

The puzzles are weirdly personal. They’re not like Sudoku or some abstract thing. You’re rearranging memories, matching clues about who might have seen her bulge, solving little logic bits to figure out how she can sneak through a locker room without flashing someone. Sometimes they’re cool because when you solve one, you unlock a bonus scene that feels like a reward your horny brain actually earned: Jenny pressed against a window while someone outside almost sees, or a secret blowjob under a table during a “study session”. Other times they’re just in the way and I kinda hated them, especially one where you have to rotate some magical symbols that feel like they belong in a different game. Story mode skips them and gives you all the smut anyway, which is ironic after you already sat there swearing at a puzzle for 15 minutes. But when they work, they make the voyeur stuff hit harder. You feel like you both are sneaking around together, like you’re her co-conspirator while she toys with people and lets them catch tiny glimpses. And then suddenly she’s using a toy on herself on webcam, tongue out, full ahegao, and it’s like, yeah, subtlety died three scenes ago.

Sex scenes hit a good mix between romantic and completely depraved. One moment Jenny’s all soft and nervous with a girl who’s still a virgin, kissing slow, fingers shaking, worried about hurting her. You get those sweet lines, shy smiles, and then suddenly there’s Jenny’s cock sliding between her tits, her friend trying to keep eye contact and failing, cum dripping down her neck. There’s a lesbian threesome later that pretends to start as “helping her practice” and ends with tongues everywhere and Jenny filling someone so deep you get that internal view angle that made me actually lean closer to my screen like an idiot. The futa/trans stuff is treated like a real thing in her life, not just a porn filter, which I liked, even if sometimes the writing gets a bit “Tumblr fanfic” and people talk too clean during sex. There’s this anal scene behind a club, with stripped clothes half on, where she’s getting teased mercilessly, and the female dom just keeps making her hold back while a crowd is literally a few meters away. That one stuck with me. Animation is decent, nothing revolutionary, but there’s a titfuck with a slow rhythm, soft jiggle, and that tiny hip thrust that just sells it. Still annoyed that one of the UI buttons is slightly misaligned and now my brain can’t unsee it. Anyway, the game feels like going on a first date that turns into a long-term situationship: at first you’re acting polite, then you’re doing anal in a public bathroom while someone knocks on the door, then you’re talking about feelings again like nothing happened. It’s messy. Kind of hot because of that.

Magic is falling apart in this world, and everybody is kind of quietly panicking while pretending everything is fine and just fucking their way through the crisis. You play this guy hiding from the powerful magic families, the only secret male mage left who actually matters, and the second you show your face again the whole social circle of horny nobles, monster girls, milfs and magic brats basically orbits around your dick and your decisions. On paper it is about “investigating why magic is dying,” but in practice it feels more like “investigating why everyone you meet is ready to either ride you, own you, or both.” I like that the main character is not just a walking cock though. He actually has history with people. You walk into a room and suddenly an ex-student, a cold noblewoman, and a smug milf are all pretending they are here for political reasons while staring at your mouth like they are thinking about oral more than diplomacy. I laughed when a totally serious magic debate got interrupted because someone could not stop making eye-contact with your crotch. Relatable, honestly.

The writing swings between sweet and filthy in a really weird way that kind of works. One moment you are comforting a girl who feels useless because her magic is weak and she is scared about the future, and the next moment she is on her knees, drool on her chin, gagging herself on you with those teary eyes that look way too much like ahegao “oops I broke my brain on this dick.” There is group stuff, but not just “okay, four girls, one guy, go.” People actually react. A shy virgin mage clumsily jerking you off while a more experienced milf is behind her, guiding her wrist and whispering in her ear how to squeeze you. Then that same milf takes over and does a titfuck that looks like she has been waiting her entire life to suffocate someone with those huge tits. The game loves teasing. Slow groping of big asses in dark corridors, a hand “accidentally” brushing a soaked pussy over panties during a magic lesson, a noble girl grinding on your thigh while lecturing you about family duty, trying so hard to keep her voice steady while she is basically masturbating on your leg. I wish there was a toggle to make them shut up during some sex scenes, because sometimes I just want wet sounds and moans and not another speech about lineage, but whatever, I still let it play.

One thing that surprised me is how often you get pulled between being dominant and being completely overpowered by some of these women. There is a scene where you pin a monster girl to the bed, hold her wrists, and fuck her until she is clawing the sheets, begging for a creampie, tail twitching like crazy while she swears she will “serve your bloodline forever” if you just keep filling her. Then later, a calm, older sorceress makes you kneel, wraps a magic toy around your cock, and edges you while she plays with another girl’s pussy right in front of you. She is talking quietly, explaining some theory about “the nature of desire,” like this is a PowerPoint, but your whole body is shaking and you know you are not in control. There is lesbian stuff that actually feels like real fun between them, not just “warming up” for you. Two girls experimenting with each other’s bodies, fingering, grinding, one spanking the other lightly, and you just watching for a while, half ignored, half worshiped. And yes, pregnancy is a thing, but it sneaks up on you. After a lot of raw creampies, someone casually mentions she missed her period and suddenly the reality of what you have been doing hits harder than any magic spell. The only thing that really annoyed me is one tiny animation loop where the oral angle is just slightly off and I kept staring at it like, “why is her tongue licking nothing,” and now I cannot unsee it, and the game absolutely refuses to care. Anyway, it is messy, horny, a bit emotional, sometimes stupid in a good way, sometimes stupid in a bad way, but it feels alive enough that I kept clicking “next” instead of checking Twitter or Discord like I usually do.

It’s weird how a mobile game can make you forget it’s running on a tiny screen. This one does that. The first scene doesn’t even try to seduce you gently – it just drops you into Naoki’s mess, like he’s already half broken before anything sexy even happens. The animations are smoother than expected (even if some facial transitions look like they were done by two different artists arguing), but the timing of the hand motions feels… real? Like awkward-real, not porn-real. I replayed the bar sequence twice because the lighting actually *changes* depending on how long you hesitate before touching Mizuki’s wrist. Not sure if that’s intentional, but it feels deliberate, the same way a text message typo can feel emotional. Then again, maybe I just imagined it because the music loop resets oddly and makes the moment hit differently each time.

There’s plenty of fantasy stuff happening – wings, glowing skin, a weird blue drink that clearly symbolizes something I didn’t bother to decode – but the sex scenes keep grounding it. The oral scenes have actual rhythm; you can *hear* breath syncing with the minor chords in the background audio. It’s not overproduced either. Honestly, the moans sound a little too human, like the VA didn’t know how to fake them properly, which kind of sells the whole illusion better than the polished ones. I liked that it doesn’t give you choices; it’s kinetic, just pushing forward like a fever dream. Still, the transitions between sex and story feel janky, like the engine hiccups on purpose to remind you you’re watching code pretend to be flesh. And when Naoki finally, you know, finishes inside her – yeah, that’s animated with this strange tenderness that’s more uncomfortable than erotic, maybe because of how the camera lingers on the afterglow instead of the act.

Would’ve loved a proper menu to adjust text speed though. It’s either too slow or too fast, and that tiny flaw stays with me longer than the cumshot scene, which says too much about me or maybe about pacing. Hard to tell. Still thinking about that bar glow.

You’re dropped into this filthy-bright city where everyone looks like they stepped out of a fighting game tournament and a porn parody at the same time, and somehow that actually works. The main guy, you, is basically a walking mix of punching power and horny brain, and the world keeps asking you the same question: are you going to fuck, or are you going to fight first? Streets are full of neon, noise, and ridiculous outfits that barely count as clothing. Cammy’s in that tight leotard that cuts her body into these sharp lines when she throws a kick, Juri’s smirking like she already knows how weak you are under that “I’m a badass” act, Chun Li’s thighs look like they can crush a skull or your ego, whichever happens first. The game keeps putting you in these scenes where one second you’re trading blows, turn by turn, watching HP bars tick down, and the next second she’s grinding a boot slowly along your chest, testing if you’re more into winning or into submitting.

What surprised me is how much of it plays like a messed up romance game that got drunk on combat mechanics. You walk into a school courtyard and it should be normal, right? Just uniforms and gossip. Instead, Mai Shiranui is leaning against a wall, top barely hanging on, teasing you with that “oops I dropped something” pose that is 100% not accidental. Dialogue choices swing between flirty, asshole, and straight up degenerate. Pick the wrong line and suddenly she’s laughing at you, turning you into the joke. Pick the right one and the scene flips hard into her fingers drifting under your belt, handjob in the shadow of a classroom while announcements drone in the background. The animations hit that weird sweet spot where they’re not polished like a triple A title, but they move just enough to feel dirty and alive. Watching Juri sit on your face with this lazy, almost bored look, only to snap into this crazy grin when you start licking right, sells her more than any lore text ever could. Sex here is half reward, half punishment. One girl wants you on your knees, choking on her while she squeezes your throat too long; another lets you fuck her raw and then mocks you when you cum too fast, still riding your twitching dick like she owns it.

Sometimes the game pretends it cares about “training arcs” and “superpowers” and whatever, but it’s lying. The real core is that loop where you beat someone in combat and then the victory screen quietly mutates into a stripping scene, or you lose on purpose because you want to see what she does with the toys in that bag she keeps. There’s this alley fight where you almost forget it’s porn, tense strategy, building up your special meter, timing your block, and then you land the final hit on Cammy and the camera shifts. She’s on the ground, panting, sweat running down her body, and instead of being pissed, she slowly spreads her legs and invites you in like this is just the second phase of the battle. Creampie, obviously. The little details stick: the way they look back over their shoulder when you thrust deeper, the quick flash of embarrassment when you yank their top off in public, the mix of humiliation and arousal when they jerk you off in the middle of a busy street and people could see at any moment. It’s rough, a bit stupid, sometimes really funny and sometimes too serious for its own good, but when Juri wipes your cum off her lips with her thumb and then licks it while holding eye contact, all the theory about power dynamics and domination suddenly feels very, very practical.

Three words first: horny, lazy, successful.

This thing is basically a Halloween-flavored pocket porn toy with monsters who look like they escaped from some cursed DeviantArt folder. You open it on your phone, no intro, no lore, no tragic backstory about a demon war or whatever. You just get a lineup of shortstack monster girls with big tits staring at you like, “pick me and put me to work, coward.” There’s something really funny about how honest it is. No fake romance, no 40 minutes of slow build. You tap, you pick a girl, you pick a position, and suddenly you’re watching this chunky, bouncy animation of your dude rearranging a demon milf on auto-pilot. It feels like Pornhub categories met a horny clicker game and decided to be a little bit classy but also not at all.

The animations matter here more than anything. Body jiggle, tits that look heavy as hell, thighs thick like they’re trying to suffocate your soul. When you switch positions, it’s not just a static flip. You actually feel the rhythm change a bit, like going from sloppy oral with your cock shining with spit, to raw pound-it-in pussy, to that greedy grind where she’s basically using your dick like a toy. There was this demon girl with huge curved horns and way-too-smug face, and I swear the way her tongue sticks out while she’s going down on you made me pause Spotify just to hear the little wet sounds. And then I got annoyed that the loops are a bit short, but my thumb was already moving to try another position, so I kinda forgave it without noticing. The whole thing is like a sex simulator that forgot to put on pants or basic morality. One moment you’re lazy tapping through options, next moment you’re watching your character grip a monster girl’s fat ass, fingers digging in, her tits bouncing with every thrust, and you realize you haven’t blinked in a while. It’s “gameplay” in the same way opening the same nude in your gallery five times is gameplay, but it still scratches something in your brain. Also there’s a Halloween vibe floating around, pumpkins in the UI, that cheap orange and purple color mood that makes it feel like you’re fucking your way through a horny seasonal event in some cursed mobile app. Which is beautiful and trashy at the same time. I kept thinking “ok just one more girl” and then switching back to the same one because the groping on her chest when you go from oral to vaginal looks stupidly good. It’s simple, it’s shameless, it’s like your dick ordered fast food on Uber Eats and didn’t even pretend to cook.

Guardian angel shows up, looks like a pornstar that escaped from a Renaissance painting, and decides your life is too pathetic to watch sober. That is the basic flavor here. Umabela lands in your world with huge soft tits, ridiculous ass, that smug little holy smile, and this very specific “I’m supposed to be pure, but I already know every position from chapter 6 of Pornhub” aura. As an aesthetic piece it’s funny, because her design is so over the top that it goes past sexy and loops back to sexy again. Wings, halo, curves everywhere, and then the camera just loves her. The way scenes frame her hips when she bends over to “help” you with something, or how the lighting licks around her skin, it feels like the artist is horny and slightly obsessed, and I respect that honesty. Some shots look a bit stiff, not gonna lie, like a high quality poser render that forgot to relax the fingers, but then you get a close-up of her face mid-oral and suddenly you forgive everything, because the expression sells the whole “nice angel losing control on a mortal’s dick” fantasy better than any polished animation reel.

Since it’s kinetic, you’re just along for the ride, no choices, no pretending your decisions matter. Strangely, that fits the theme: she’s literally a guardian angel hijacking your life, so you being rail-roaded into success and pussy-fueled comfort kind of makes sense. She decides you need help, and “help” means cheating solutions, shortcuts, and then sexual “rewards” that stop being rewards and become the main show. One of my favorite bits is when she pretends she’s only here to fix your career, then the camera just drifts lower, her robe “accidentally” opens, and you can see her fighting with herself for like two seconds before she grabs you by the head and shoves your face between her thighs. That whole teasing escalation from gentle divine guidance to full-on anal and creampie is paced like she’s trying to maintain some holy dignity while also getting absolutely railed. And sure, there’s male dom elements, with you pushing her around, making her gag on it, using toys on her ass while she gasps that “this is forbidden”, but you always feel like she’s the one who started it. She gave you this new confidence and then acts shocked you fuck her like you mean it.

The sex itself is very direct, no shy fade-to-black. We get oral where she looks up with those wet eyes and the halo shining behind her like some fucked up religious porn poster, vaginal where her tits bounce all messy and ungraceful, and anal scenes that feel like a deliberate “yeah, we’re past redemption now, enjoy it”. There are nice small touches too, like how she clings to you with her wings when you go deep, or that tiny twitch in her mouth when you cum inside and she realizes she just got a creampie from the human she was supposed to guide. Animations are not Hollywood level, some loops repeat a bit too obviously, but the rhythm of thrusting and her body responding is good enough to get your brain in that specific horny fog. If you came here for high art plot, you’ll laugh. If you came for an angel with massive breasts, big ass framed shamelessly in half the shots, some light bdsm edge, and that sweet “I’m breaking every rule for you” energy, it hits very nicely. I just wish they let you make at least one stupid choice that ruins everything, but of course the guardian angel keeps the script tight and your dick even tighter.

Chrono Harem: Artifact of Syr feels like someone mashed a horny isekai light novel with a cheap sci-fi serial, then decided “yeah, that’s enough plot” and pushed it out on mobile. You’re this pretty average dude tossed between present day and some shiny future city where every second woman has ridiculous boobs, tiny clothes and almost no sense of personal space. One moment you’re talking to a tired, stacked milf in your own time, the next you’re in a neon corridor in the future with a lab coat barely holding on over a pair of tits that need their own support staff. The game constantly yo-yos you between the two timelines and pretends it’s about “destiny” and “mystery”, but it’s really about how many different ways you can end up with your face buried in someone’s chest. Which is fine. Just don’t pretend you’re reading Shakespeare here.

The interesting part is how the time hopping lets the flirting actually matter a bit. You unlock a scene with a future girl, suddenly a clue appears in the present, and now the milf who was just giving you side-eye in the kitchen is blushing and asking why you’re staring at her ass while she leans over the sink. There’s a nice small moment where you help her with something totally normal, she bends forward, you get this long animated shot of her big ass in tight pants, and the MC very clearly forgets how conversation works. Later, in the future timeline, her “descendant” or whatever shows up with the same body type, just with cyber gear and a blowjob scene where she goes from serious scientist to full ahegao way too fast, eyes rolled up, spit everywhere, like someone flipped a switch from “plot” to “porn”. That whiplash is kind of funny, actually. The animations are decent for a mobile thing, not perfect, sometimes the mouth looks weird during oral, but the body language sells it. When a girl is grinding on the MC’s lap before actual vaginal sex, her hips move in this slow, teasing way that feels way hotter than the full-on pounding that comes after. And then there’s the handjob scenes which are absurdly long, like the dev is obsessed with fingers and shaft angles. I swear one of them feels like it lasts longer than half the story. I got mildly annoyed at a tiny detail: the MC always finishes in this exact same generic angle during some scenes, like the camera forgot how variety works. Still, when you’re watching a milf ride him, tits bouncing, face collapsing into messy ahegao, it kind of stops mattering that the dialogue before was written like a high school project. The game knows what it wants: big tits, big asses, lots of oral, a bit of awkward “we’re changing the future” talk to glue it together, and a protagonist who keeps tripping over artifacts and landing between some girl’s thighs. It is shameless, messy, sometimes unintentionally funny, and absolutely not pretending to be anything else.