The whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who just discovered RPG Maker and said fuck it, good enough. The UI is clunky, the text sometimes overlaps in weird ways, and there's this one sound effect during the sex scenes that sounds like a printer jamming. I love it. Not in an ironic way either, there's something raw about a game that doesn't try to hide its seams.

You play this corporate guy who just got VP and moves into a new place. Standard setup. But the way the dialogue handles his whole "I'm too busy for love" thing is actually kind of funny, he says shit like "my spreadsheets don't cheat on me" with a straight face while obviously eye-fucking the neighbor through the peephole. The two women are classic archetypes, the bubbly one and the reserved one, but the writing gives them these little moments that caught me off guard. The bubbly neighbor has this thing where she bites her lip when she's nervous and the game mentions it like six times and I started looking forward to it. That's weird, right? Getting conditioned to anticipate a lip bite. The threesome route unlocks way earlier than I expected and the CG art for it is genuinely hot even though the anatomy goes a bit Picasso in one frame, her elbow just... I don't know what happened there.

The businessman tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because honestly the protagonist's job barely matters after the first ten minutes. He could be a dog walker for all the plot cares. But the power dynamic stuff creeps in during the flirtation scenes and I found myself picking the more dominant dialogue options without thinking about it. The game doesn't judge you for it either, which I appreciate. No moral hand-wringing, just two neighbors who are increasingly down bad and a guy who stopped pretending he wasn't interested around the time the second button on her blouse gave up. The CG hentai scenes are static but well drawn, and there's this one angle during the threesome where the perspective shifts and suddenly you're looking up at them and I actually said "oh damn" out loud. My cat looked at me. Whatever.

The whole thing runs on a weird loop where you poke around the yard, find the neighbor chick, mess with her at the pool, then crash in bed and do it again. Not exactly rocket science but the jank is part of the charm. Like the dev left the debug menu open and said fuck it, ship it. You can almost smell the chlorine and cheap sunscreen through the screen.

The girl next door thing is done right though. She's not some bimbo with tits bigger than her head, she's got that lazy summer vibe, like she just rolled out of bed and forgot her top. The pool scenes are where it gets good. You can get her to strip down, splash around, and the naked swimming stuff is surprisingly smooth for how rough everything else looks. One minute you're clicking on a bush, next minute she's floating on her back with her legs open and you're just... staring. Then the day resets and you're back to square one, which is annoying but also kind of addictive. Like a horny groundhog day.

Combat? No. Story? Barely. But the adventure tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because half the time you're just wandering around trying to figure out what the hell triggers the next scene. I spent way too long clicking on a fence post. Don't ask.

If you're the type who likes polished AAA smut, this ain't it. But if you grew up on weird flash games and don't mind a little frustration between faps, the pool stuff hits different. Just don't expect a tutorial. Or logic. Or pants.