Getting promoted to VP then immediately moving into a building with two women who look like they walked out of a high budget hentai OVA. That's the setup. And the art, fuck, the art is the real reason to be here. It's that glossy, thick lined CG style where every curve has weight and the skin looks like it'd be warm to touch. The neighbor on the left, the one with the short hair, has this resting bitch face that just makes you want to see it crack. The other one is all soft smiles and sundresses, the classic girl next door if the girl next door was built like a pinup.

The writing is what you'd expect from a visual novel about a businessman who suddenly has time to chase tail. It's functional. Gets you from one scene to the next. There's this one moment early on where you're helping the sweet neighbor with a leak under her sink, and the whole thing is so painfully telegraphed you can almost hear the pornhub intro music. But then the actual CG hits and you forget to be cynical. The way the artist draws a woman on her knees looking up, with that specific mix of innocence and intent, it's a goddamn problem. A good problem. The threesome route takes some real clicking to unlock, and honestly the dialogue choices feel like they were written by a guy who hasn't flirted since the Bush administration. Still clicked through it all though.

Wish the game had more of those little domestic moments. The quiet stuff. There's a scene where you're just having coffee on the balcony and the short haired neighbor is ignoring you, and that tension is better than half the sex scenes. But that's not what these games are for, I guess. The sound design is basically nonexistent. Just some looping royalty free track that I muted after ten minutes to play my own playlist. The interface is clean at least, doesn't fight you when you're trying to get to the good parts. And the good parts are very good, if you're into that polished, fantasy version of apartment life where every woman is a model and every problem can be solved with your dick. Which I am, apparently.