That locked door gimmick. Right. You're in a convenience store, heatwave outside, and suddenly you're not in a convenience store anymore. Some goth chick with a stare that could curdle milk has you trapped in her weird pocket dimension. And she just... talks. For the entire game. No sex. None. The tags say "no sexual content" and they fucking mean it, which is almost cruel when she's drawn with tits that defy physics and a mouth that keeps saying things that make your brain itch.

The mind control isn't what you think. She's not making you bark like a dog. It's worse. She's in your head, picking apart your memories, and you just sit there clicking through dialogue while she explains exactly why you're pathetic. Female domination through conversation. I kept waiting for a scene where she'd at least touch herself or something, but no. Just her voice, her eyes, that slight smirk. The voyeurism tag is a lie, by the way. You're not watching anyone. You're being watched. She's the one doing the looking, and you're the specimen under glass.

The art is 2D, deliberately rough, like sketches someone did during a boring lecture. The goth girl, she's all sharp angles and dark hair, simple clothes but the way her hips tilt when she leans against the counter. There's this one moment where she crosses her legs and the jeans pull tight and I actually held my breath. Then she started talking about my childhood fears and the boner died instantly. Wish there was a toggle to just make her shut up and pose. But that's not this game. This is a kinetic novel that edges you with words and never lets you finish. The humor is accidental, I think. Some lines are so over the top gothic that I snorted. "Your soul is a convenience store and I am the shoplifter." What does that even mean? The translation is probably to blame. Or maybe that's exactly what she said. With her, who knows.

The wolf mom has massive fucking tits. That's where my brain got stuck for like twenty minutes, just staring at the character model during the intro. This game, right, it's about a kid raised by wolves who gets dumped back into human society, and the first thing you notice isn't the weird premise or the janky animations. It's the absolutely ridiculous proportions on every female character. The goth teen sister, the blonde milf who I guess is the biological mom, all of them walking around with chests that defy physics and asses you could rest a drink on. The 3DCG is rough, deliberately so maybe, like someone learned Blender last month and decided to make their very specific fantasy.

The groping mechanic is basically the whole game. You sneak around this house, and there's a voyeurism system where you peek through keyholes at the goth girl changing into lingerie, or the mom in her room. The incest angle is right there, no subtlety, the wild boy doesn't understand boundaries so you just... touch. Click on body parts. The big boobs react with this weird rubbery bounce that's both hilarious and somehow hot in a broken way. I spent way too long trying to trigger a scene with the brunette goth teen in this one specific hallway, the hitbox for interaction was so finicky I almost closed the tab. Almost.

What's frustrating is the game knows exactly what it is but still fumbles the landing sometimes. The male protagonist's feral backstory gets dropped for long stretches while you're just grinding affection meters or whatever. There's a moment where the blonde milf catches you staring and the dialogue is so stilted I laughed out loud, but then the next scene she's in this black lace thing and suddenly I don't care about grammar anymore. Wish there was more actual consequence to the wolf upbringing beyond being an excuse for the groping, but that's not changing. The big ass models are the point, the incest tension is the point, and honestly the whole thing feels like someone's very dedicated fetish project that accidentally got released. The lingerie renders are where the artist clearly spent all their time, everything else is just connective tissue.

Right, so this is supposed to be a Wednesday Addams parody. A goth girl management sim with turn based combat. Sounds like a fever dream, and honestly, it plays like one too. The AI cg is all over the place. Sometimes Viernes13, that's the Wednesday stand in, looks like she's about to drain your soul in a hot way. Other times her fingers melt into her dress and she has that dead eyed stare like a mannequin left in a sunbeam. The whole Ravenhollow village is full of monster girls, big tits and big asses everywhere, which is the point I guess. But the sandbox part, the gift giving and dates, it's a grind. A real slog through menus that feel like they were designed by someone who hates fingers.

The combat though. It's a turn based mess where you use... science? Against werewolves and vampires. I don't know. The animations during the fights are stiff, but then you get a creampie scene with a shapeshifter and the art suddenly has this weird, fluid quality. Like a different AI took over for the messy bits. The harem building is there, you're collecting these gothic monster girls, but the romance is paper thin. One minute you're giving a generic gift, the next she's talking about the Heart of Lugrenwald forest and then you're balls deep. No smooth transition. Just bam, oral sex, vaginal sex, the whole animated shebang. The sound effects during these scenes are a crime against my ears. A repetitive, wet slapping that loops badly.

Spent way too long trying to figure out the gift system. You get these items, right, and the descriptions are nonsense. Gave a vampire girl a "silver locket" and she acted like I handed her a live grenade. Makes no sense. The whole thing is an unpolished, buggy parody that leans hard into the Addams Family vibe without any of the charm. The explicit content is there, loads of it, but getting to it feels like fighting the game itself. And the main story about your doctoral thesis? Completely abandoned it after the first hour. Just another dude in a village full of horny monster girls. Not that I'm complaining about that part. The goth aesthetic is the only thing holding it together, and even that is just a thin coat of black paint over a very creaky engine.