The whole thing feels like finding a sticky, sun faded printout of a hentai comic wedged under a car seat. That's either a recommendation or a warning, honestly depends on how much you've had to drink. The big tits, they're there, front and center, like the artist discovered a new shape tool and went absolutely feral with it. One minute you're clicking through dialogue that reads like a bad machine translation of a 90s anime fansub, the next you're in a top down shooter segment stealing a car, and the camera keeps trying to pan up a character's skirt. The jarring jump is the point, probably. I spent five minutes just rotating the view on the bank planner girl because her... assets... clipped through her business suit in a way that defied all known sewing logic. No complaints.

Then there's the bank heist itself. Parody of something, that's for sure. The arcade challenge is a shooting gallery where you're clearing out security guards. Your reward for a headshot chain involves a blowjob scene that just. Appears. No transition. The model's face goes through about four different expressions in two seconds, like a slideshow of emotion. She just wanted the floor plans back and now her throat's being used as a coin slot for your success. Motivation in this universe is a flat circle and every point on it leads to some messy, physics breaking oral. The third girl, the getaway driver, she fucks you in the car before the job and her tits bounce with a low quality jiggle that's hypnotic in how wrong it looks. Rigor mortis set in early.

I guess the crime quest is just fetch this, shoot that, and then a hard cut to a sex loop you can't skip. You beat the arcade part and the game's just like, "here, a hentai scene." It never explains why. Don't look for logic in the humor, the whole thing's held together with duct tape and errors. The dub con vibe is strong because nobody ever asks, your character just takes payment in flesh and the women comply with the same dead eyed stare. Replay value? None. You see one jittery titfuck, you've seen them all. The stranger next to me on the bus glanced over right as I got the getaway driver scene. I'm not explaining that. Just close the tab. Or don't. The walk animation is enough to make you ascend.