The sound design in this one, holy shit. It's not even good sound design, it's like someone recorded wet slaps with a phone from 2012 and then layered them over a church organ that's slightly out of tune. But somehow that makes it better? The organ keeps going through the whole thing, this droning sacred music while sister whatsherface is on her knees and the other one, the one with the extra equipment if you catch my drift, is just going to town. The animation loops are janky as hell too, there's this one frame where the futa sister's hip just... resets. Like a glitch in the matrix. But you know what, I kept watching that loop for way too long because the cumshot animation, when it finally triggers, has this ridiculous physics-defying arc that would make hentai artists from the 90s proud.

The whole premise is these two holy sisters getting it on in secret, which is basically every third doujin plot ever, but the execution here has this deliberate cheapness that circles back around to being charming. The handjob scene transitions into the blowjob with zero warning, just a hard cut like the editor gave up. And the supernatural tag? I guess it's because one of them is a futa, unless there's some divine intervention I missed while I was distracted by the terrible compression artifacts on the skin textures.

I wish the facial expressions changed more than twice. They've got this serene nun face going even when things get messy, which is either a stylistic choice or laziness. Probably laziness. But the cumshot effect itself, that's where they spent whatever budget existed. It's excessive in a way that made me laugh out loud, like a fire hose of questionable life choices. The whole thing feels like it was made in a weekend by someone who really, really needed to get this specific scenario out of their system. And honestly? Respect.

The sound design in this one is like someone recorded a wet handshake in a bathroom and then forgot to edit out the echo. Adri's dream sequence where he's jerking off in his sleep, the squelch is so loud it clips. I had to turn my volume down because it sounded like someone stirring macaroni salad with their fist. And then Susi shows up, right, and the licking sounds are just... wet. Too wet. Like a dog drinking water from a bowl for thirty seconds straight. I've played a lot of these browser games and the audio is usually an afterthought, but here it's aggressively present. Almost hostile.

The handjob scene, if you can call it that, has this weird rhythm. The stroking sound loops every two seconds but the animation is slower, so you get this disconnect like a bad lip sync. I kept waiting for a squirt sound effect and instead there's just a low grunt that sounds like a man lifting a heavy box. The fingering parts are okay, the wet pops are decent, but the ass fingering has this dry friction noise that made me wince. Like rubbing two balloons together.

I wish they'd added some ambient noise, maybe a fan or street sounds, because the silence between moans is deafening. You hear a bed creak once and then nothing. It's like the audio engineer fell asleep at the desk. Which, given the theme, might be intentional. The dildo insertion sound is just a wet thud, no buildup, no squish. I've heard better foley in a cheap visual novel from 2015. But the story is funny, I'll give it that. Adri's obsession with Susi is played for laughs and the dialogue is dumb in a charming way. Just don't play this with headphones unless you want your neighbors to think you're watching a plumbing tutorial.

The Wishmaster society thing is basically a framing device for Brian to get his dick touched by every busty blonde in the student directory, and honestly? The writing knows it. There's a scene where the club president explains the rules while her tits are already out, and the dialogue just sort of gives up on pretense halfway through. I respect that. Too many VNs try to build lore around why the handjob is happening. This one just says "secret society, wishes, here's a tit."

The handjob scenes are where the game actually tries. Different speeds, different positions, the cumshot timing matters if you care about the gallery. One moment stuck with me: Brian's sitting on a couch, the blonde girl (I forget her name, maybe Lisa?) is kneeling between his legs, and the game lets you just... watch her hand move for a while. No dialogue, no choices. Just the animation loop and the sound. It's weirdly meditative for a porn game. Then the cumshot lands on her glasses and she laughs, and the moment's gone.

But the blowjob content feels rushed. Like they animated the mouth opening and closing and called it a day. No tongue work, no eye contact, no variation in speed. After the handjob scenes, it's a letdown. Also the "society" angle disappears entirely after the first two scenes. You could replace the whole premise with "Brian is horny" and lose nothing.

The big tits tag is accurate, by the way. Every character has them. Even the ones who shouldn't. It's almost comical how consistent the breast size is across the cast. Like the artist had one reference image and refused to deviate.

The gallery unlock system is fine. You replay scenes to get different cumshot locations. Nothing groundbreaking, but it works. The secret tag is misleading though. There's no mystery, no hidden route, no twist. Just a club that meets in a basement and jerks off a student. Which, fine, but don't call it secret if you're going to explain it in the first five minutes.

the mask stays on. that's the whole thing right? helen parr with that little black domino thing, and bob's just... enormous. like comically so. the game knows what it is. you slide the mouse, his cock goes in, and a meter fills up. pleasure to 100 percent, then you cum inside. no story, no build up, just elastigirl's pussy stretched around a dick that looks like a third arm.

i kept thinking about the incredibles while playing. not the movie, but the weird fan corners of the internet. this is that. the animation is stiff, her tits bounce like they're on a timer, and the sound is just wet slapping. but the mask. something about the mask staying on while she takes it. her face barely changes. maybe that's the point. you're not here for emotion, you're here for the fantasy of breaking a superhero.

the handjob part is weirdly slow. like he just lets her work it for a while before the main event. i clicked through it. then the creampie scene. it's fine. the cumshot is basically a white flash. i don't know what i expected. the game doesn't pretend to be more than a loop with a progress bar. but that meter, man. it resets if you stop. so you keep going. you keep watching her take it because the number has to reach 100.

who's this for? someone who's thought about elastigirl's hips more than once. someone who likes masks. someone who doesn't need dialogue or context. just the visual. the inside view is there too, a cross section thing. you see the cock moving inside her vagina. it's crude. it works. i forgot to mention the cum meter is separate from the pleasure meter. or maybe it's the same. i don't remember. the game doesn't care if you remember. it just wants you to finish.

Britney's eyes water a little when she goes all the way down. Not crying, just that wet gloss that makes me wonder if the throat physics are deliberate or the dev just got lucky with the stock animation pack. The game, whatever it's actually called, dropped on some itch.io page with zero fanfare. No title screen music, no options menu. Just Britney's face and a cock.

The ball licking option is hidden behind a weird clickbox that nobody tells you about. Found it by accident dragging the mouse too far left. Made me laugh out loud, the way she sticks her tongue out like a dog at a water bowl. Slurp sounds straight from a royalty free library. You know the ones. Every adult game uses them. But here they loop wrong, cutting off mid lick then starting again. Should bother me but honestly? At this point I'm just impressed someone put Britney Spears, specifically Britney, in this scenario and called it a day. No parody name like "Brittany" with a Y. Just straight up Britney Spears as if legal teams don't exist.

You control the climax. Button appears, pulsing red, and you can just... not click it. I sat there for what felt like forever watching the same three looped head bobs. The cumshot when I finally pressed it was anticlimactic. Two ropes, then nothing. No facial aftermath. No cleanup scene. She just stops and stares with those dead eyes. The redhead tag, by the way, applies only to the pubic hair. Britney's blonde from the neck up. I don't know why that detail stuck with me. Maybe because nothing else in the game has detail. It's rough, unpolished, probably stolen assets stitched together with spaghetti code. And yet. There's something almost defiant about it. Like the creator just wanted to see Britney lick balls and then released that desire into the world without apology. No tutorial, no story, no context. What you see is what you get. A digital daydream of a pop star doing things her label would sue over. The handjob animation only plays if you don't engage with the blowjob prompts, something I discovered when I accidentally left my mouse idle. Her hand moves like a piston. No emotion. Just mechanical friction. I wish there was an audio slider because the wet noises override everything including my own thoughts. I'll probably open it again though. Just to check if I missed something. Probably not.

Jinkies, looks like the gang finally ran out of gas in the moody part of town and only one monster can help. Right from the loading screen, you know exactly what decade this is aping, that cheap Hanna-Barbera loop of a foggy forest that makes you feel like you left a bad flash game running on Newgrounds in 2005. No options menu, no save system, just Velma on her knees with that iconic orange turtleneck unrolled to her belly. The artist understood one thing perfectly and it wasn't background design.

Shaggy is... endowed. Ridiculously so. Like someone took the slingshot physics from the old cartoons and applied them exclusively to his crotch. There's a stiffness to the animation, her mouth moving in a three frame slide-show while he just stands there vibrating slightly. I kept clicking around like a dumbass thinking there was a hidden scene with Daphne, but no. Velma's glasses stay on the whole time, which is a nice touch because the cumshot at the end completely fogs them up. That actually made me snort my vape juice.

The sound design is what got me. Silence. Pure, dead silence. No mouth noises, no canned 'zoinks', not even a royalty-free beat. Just the ambient hum of my laptop fan and the distant shame of what I was doing. Searched for a Daphne scene for like ten minutes. It's the kind of unpolished that circles back around to being hypnotic, you know? The handjob segment feels like a mobile game where you're just swiping up and down to juice a carrot. My finger got tired. Then the blowjob starts and it's the exact same loop but with a different camera angle. Brilliant in its laziness. I'd compare it to playing an old JSK Studios flash game but with less interactivity and more turtlenecks. A perfect little slice of mediocre internet history that knows its audience has a very specific, orange-sweater-shaped problem.

I don't know what kind of budget they were working with but the Flash's face in this thing looks like a melted candle. His proportions are all wrong, like someone described a human body over a bad phone connection and the artist just went with it. Dinah Lance though, Black Canary, she's drawn with this obsessive attention to her tits and ass that makes the whole thing feel like it was made by two different people who never spoke to each other. One guy really cared about getting her fishnets right, the other guy gave up on drawing hands entirely.

The titfuck sequence is the centerpiece obviously. She's got these massive silicone looking things and the physics are completely absurd, like water balloons filled with pudding. The animation loops are maybe three seconds each and they just cycle endlessly while you click through dialogue that reads like it was translated through seventeen languages and back. "Your speed force makes my chest area feel the good vibrations" is an actual line. I'm not making that up. The blowjob scene has this weird thing where her mouth doesn't quite line up with his dick, there's always this gap like she's mime-sucking an invisible cock while the real one hovers nearby. It's genuinely unsettling for about two seconds and then it becomes hilarious.

The fingering part is where things get truly unhinged because suddenly there's this close up shot that looks like a medical diagram from an alternate dimension. I don't know what reference they used but it wasn't human anatomy. The whole thing has this energy like someone discovered Flash for the first time and thought "what if he used super speed for handjobs" which, fine, that's the premise, but then they executed it with the artistic confidence of a horny teenager's notebook margins. You can skip most of the dialogue by clicking randomly which I recommend because the writing is physically painful. The sound design is just stock wet noises layered over each other until it sounds like someone making mac and cheese in an echo chamber. I wish there was a gallery mode because clicking through the same three animations to get to the one decent frame of Black Canary's tits is tedious.

The nurse uniform is wrong. Not like, morally wrong, but it's the wrong shade of pink. I spent way too long staring at it because Ellie's tits are basically trying to escape that cheap fabric and honestly the whole medical malpractice vibe of this game hinges on whether the outfits look hot enough to justify what's happening. They almost do. Almost.

Mr. Johnson hates medical exams which is the most relatable thing about this entire scenario until you see Dr. O'Connell and suddenly you understand why this man suddenly developed a mysterious condition requiring immediate attention to his dick. The setup is so thin it's practically transparent, like those scrubs. You're in a clinic, there's a doctor with massive tits, her assistant has massive tits, and they both want to "examine" you. I've seen this exact plot on certain sites that rhyme with CornPub about four hundred times. The handjob scene starts off mechanical but then something weird happens where Ellie makes this face that I swear to god looks exactly like my old dentist and I couldn't unsee it for the rest of the playthrough. Not a compliment.

The threesome bit is where things get properly unhinged. Dr. O'Connell's bedside manner involves a lot of leaning forward so her cleavage does most of the talking. The cumshot at the end lands with all the grace of a sneeze you tried to hold in during a funeral. I wish they'd spent more time on the blowjob animation instead of whatever that weird transition was between scenes. Actually no, what I really wish is that someone would make one of these clinic games where the patient isn't a complete blank slate with a boner. But that's like asking for plot in a porno. The big tits tag is doing heavy lifting here, carrying the entire experience on its generously animated back. I forgot what I was criticizing. Something about the uniforms.

The pleasure bar mechanic is basically a fidget spinner for your dick. You cycle through handjob, blowjob, titjob, and the three fuck poses, watching a meter fill while the blonde elf does that smooth 3D animation thing. It's not deep. It's not pretending to be deep. But the loop has that idle-game pull where you just want to see the next cumshot variant before closing the tab.

And then you don't close the tab.

The POV camera work deserves a mock award. Call it "Best Use of a Stationary Camera While Your Brain Checks Out." The elf's face stays locked in that half-lidded expression, and the animation interpolation between poses is weirdly satisfying, like watching a very horny screensaver. Switching views mid-handjob feels like cheating the system, and I mean that as a compliment. The titjob segment has this jiggle physics that's just slightly too bouncy, like the developer turned the elasticity slider to eleven and said "good enough."

One thing that bugs me, and I'll bury this here because it's minor: the cumshot triggers feel arbitrary. Sometimes the bar fills and the scene cuts before you've mentally finished. Other times it lingers like a waiter who won't leave the table. No consistency. But maybe that's the point, keeping you on edge.

The game doesn't care about story or character. The elf has no name, no dialogue, no motivation beyond the obvious. And honestly, that's refreshing. No fake RPG stats, no unlockable gallery gating, just a blonde, a cock, and a meter. It's the gaming equivalent of a protein shake: functional, repetitive, and you know exactly what you're getting. The therapist angle? She's not repressing anything. She's just there to fill a bar. We should all be so uncomplicated.