The whole thing runs in browser, which is fine until you fat finger a bet and there’s no undo. I’m staring at this blonde, real model type, mid routine, and I accidentally back the wrong girl. Now I’m stuck playing strategy cards to sabotage the one I actually wanted to see win. It’s a striptease contest, you’re the judge, and the reward for backing the winner is a full bare breasted pussy out strip show. The models are actual women, not renders, which makes the janky UI almost charming. Almost.

The strategy part is basically throwing shade at other contestants. You get these cards that let you mess with scores or boost your pick. I kept spamming a “distract” card on this one girl because her hair flip was too good and I was salty. The animations are deliberately unpolished, like someone filmed these on a phone from 2016 and called it a day. But when your girl wins and that final scene hits, the low quality somehow makes it hotter. It feels like a leaked video from a contest that definitely didn’t have a permit.

I wish there was a way to just watch without the card game nonsense. Sometimes you want to be a judge, not a strategist. The blonde’s routine has this moment where she looks directly at the camera and I forgot I was supposed to be clicking cards. My brain short circuited. If they ever add a DLC with more models or a “just let me watch” mode, I’d be back in a heartbeat. As is, it’s a messy little browser game that knows exactly what it is. The contest setup is thin but the models commit to it, and that’s enough.

Boss is in a meeting so I'm alt tabbing between spreadsheets and this judge game. You know the one. Green haired girl with glasses, courtroom setting, the whole thing is basically a minigame for getting your dick sucked under the bench. I don't know what I expected.

The glasses stay on the whole time which is important information for some of you. She's got this look like she's about to object to something but instead she's just... not objecting. At all. The humor lands somewhere between Phoenix Wright parody and straight up porn logic, like why is there a minigame for this. Why does the judge need to pass a skill check to receive head. The whole premise is so stupid I kept clicking. You're literally fulfilling some judge's dream of getting blown in his own courtroom and the green haired girl is just committed to the bit, under the table, doing the thing while presumably court is in session. Nobody notices. The anime style is rough but like, deliberately rough? Like it knows what it is and doesn't try to be more. The minigame part is simple enough that you can play it one handed which I assume is the design philosophy here.

I wish there was more to the actual trial stuff but there won't be. It's part one of something so it just kind of ends when things get going. The blowjob scene itself is the whole point and it's fine, the animation loops a bit weird but the expressions on the girl's face carry it. She's got this smug thing happening like she knows she's ruining the justice system. I forgot what I was going to say about replayability. There isn't any really unless you really like that one specific scene. The minigame doesn't change. But for what it is, a five minute browser thing you open while pretending to work, it delivers exactly the one thing it promises. Green hair. Glasses. Courtroom head. Moving on.