I almost closed the tab when I saw Claudia Schiffer's name attached. Like, what timeline is this. Some weird celebrity porn flashback from the dial-up era where you'd download a single jpeg and call it a night. But here we are, and honestly the whole thing has this unpolished, almost found-footage energy that's hard to look away from. The animation is stiff in that particular way where limbs don't quite bend at joints but rather somewhere in the middle of the bone. It's wrong. I kept watching anyway.

The setup is Claudia telling her friend about landing some contract, which is the flimsiest excuse for a blowjob scene I've encountered this month. The limo sequence is where things get properly unhinged. The physics engine, if you can call it that, gives her this bobblehead motion during the act that's equal parts hypnotic and deeply unsettling. The blonde hair clips through her shoulders constantly. At one point the camera angle shifts to this bizarre overhead view that makes zero spatial sense given they're supposedly in a vehicle. The bathroom scene later has tile textures that look like they were photographed off a real bathroom wall in 2003 and stretched wrong. I'm not complaining.

What sticks with me is how the dialogue keeps circling back to the contract like that's what anyone's thinking about. She's describing the logistics of this professional arrangement while the model's expression stays frozen in this half-lidded stare that reads as either arousal or mild food poisoning. The sohos tag apparently refers to the locations, which I figured out only after the third scene transition confused me entirely. The humor here is mostly unintentional but it lands. The whole thing feels like someone animated a very specific fantasy and then deliberately left all the rough edges in as some kind of aesthetic choice. Or maybe they just didn't care. Both possibilities intrigue me.

I nominate this for Best Use of a Limo That's Clearly Just a Dark Rectangle With Window Cutouts. The sound design deserves mention too, there's this one looping ambient hum throughout that I'm pretty sure is just the creator's computer fan picked up by the mic. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually don't. This is a solo experience. A private little trainwreck you'll remember more fondly than half the polished stuff flooding the front page.

This thing sits at the crossroads of a fever dream and a really specific browser tab you clear your history for. It’s a Miley Cyrus parody dress-up sim, and the whole aesthetic has that crusty energy, like a flash game you’d find on a site that also gave you a virus in 2009. The menus are a mess, the police officer's uniform clips through his own damn chest, and the limo backdrop looks like a bad photoshop composite. It’s perfect.

The mechanic is simple but the over-the-top trashiness somehow works. You click through options, stripping her out of that shiny performance gear, and then choose a position. The anal scene unlocks pretty quick if you’re just clicking like a madman, which I was. The cop character shows up and things go from a "fashion emergency" to a creampie situation in like four clicks. The game’s not even trying to hide the jank. The tits don’t have proper collision detection, so the cock just kind of phases through her stomach during the final bit, which is a real jank cinema moment. I hate that I find it funny that the facial expressions are frozen in this dead-eyed smirk the entire time. It kills the immersion but also, who am I kidding, the immersion was never the point. The audio is just a single monotone moan on loop, and after thirty seconds it starts sounding like a broken alarm clock. I think my cat got annoyed.

Honestly, the "unpolished" tag might as well be a flex. It’s a dirty, low-budget tribute to a celebrity's infamous wild-child era that completely leans into being a shitpost you can nut to. The absurdity peaks when you realize the limo driver probably saw everything through the rearview mirror the whole time. There’s a weird tangent about fame and the panopticon of celebrity in here somewhere, but I just kept clicking to make the cumshot happen again because the timing on the animation was so abrupt I needed to confirm if it was a bug.