Right, so the whole thing is a Simpsons parody where you're some distant cousin of Mr. Burns, and he's broke. Not like, can't afford a third yacht broke, but his whole empire is crumbling. Your job is to be an unpaid intern and fix it. The setup is just an excuse to bounce around Springfield as a male protag and get into the pants of Marge and Lisa. Yeah, Lisa. If that makes you feel weird, this isn't for you. The game doesn't give a single fuck.

The art is 2DCG, deliberately wonky, like a flash animation from Newgrounds that got left in the sun. Marge's ass is comically huge, like a beanbag chair with a skirt, and the sex scenes lean into the absurdity. There's a point and click sandbox thing going on, you just wander into places, click on a character, and the plot happens. I spent way too long trying to find a specific item in the Kwik-E-Mart, clicking the same shelf like an idiot, and the game's hint system is basically non-existent. The humor is hit or miss, mostly references that feel like they're from season 12. There's a joke about Burns's teddy bear Bobo that made me snort, then immediately a scene with Lisa that made me want to clear my browser history and think about my life choices.

Replayability is a weird word for this. It's not like you're min-maxing a build. You're just... seeing all the depraved corners of the sandbox. I wish the Marge route had more of her signature nervous mumble, you know? "Mmrrmm." Missed opportunity. The whole thing runs in a browser, so it's not like you're committing to a download. You just open a tab, do some degenerate stuff with yellow-skinned milfs, and close it. It's the kind of game you play when your brain is fried and you want something that feels like a fever dream you had after watching too much adult swim. The Burns inheritance plot is just window dressing for a series of increasingly unhinged sexual encounters. It's not good, but it's exactly what it says on the tin, and sometimes that's a weird kind of comfort food.