This thing is pure trashy space porn and I say that with love. You got that purple-haired android bimbo, Six, finally let loose, not just doing cute poses like in the cartoon, but actually taking dick from every weird creature in that ship. First scene I tried, I picked the lizard dude because of course I did. Tail, claws, tongue, all business. The game just drops you there like "here, click stuff and make her moan" and honestly I respect that. No long story, no “emotional journey”, just: here’s a horny robot girl with big silicone-style tits, here’s some aliens, go ruin her makeup. And when you make her go down on that scaly cock and the camera moves closer, I actually went “oh bitch…” out loud. Then I clicked the wrong thing, and suddenly she’s getting pounded from behind with her boobs knocking together like they about to file a complaint with HR. High art.

Controls are dumb simple and somehow still confusing. You click the wrong arrow, music cuts for a second, her animation changes and now she’s grinding on some clown alien like this is the worst possible OnlyFans collab. And yet I kept going, because watching her swap between a smooth blue alien and a human guy with a bad tan felt like flipping TV channels in the middle of a sex tape. At one point I was trying to line up the climax bar with the rhythm of my Spotify playlist and it absolutely did not work but I kept trying anyway. The interactivity is literally just “press the thing, watch her get used” and my messy ass loved it. Also, why is the clown option so nasty and so funny at the same time? He shows up like a rejected McDonald’s mascot and suddenly she’s gagging on his huge dick and still keeping that blank android look like it’s just another Tuesday on the starship.

What kills me is how campy it feels without even trying. Like, you got this sexy android who is supposed to be all mysterious, and the game just throws her in front of robots, aliens, some black dude with arms like tree trunks, and a furry-ish creature that looks like it escaped from the wrong hentai tab. Boobs bouncing, ass shining, physics doing the most and the least at the same time. Animations glitch a tiny bit sometimes, her hand clips through a tentacle or whatever, but it kinda adds to the charm, like bad drag lashes hanging off at the corner. Also there is one angle where her nipples look slightly cross-eyed and I could not unsee it. Still kept clicking. And clicking. And changing positions until I accidentally made the android ride the alien so hard she looked like she was trying to uninstall her own spine. It’s stupid, horny, a little ugly, occasionally hot as hell, and more shameless than half the porn on my Chrome history. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?