You wake up in this game as the mafia prince who absolutely did not earn any of his power, and it shows. One minute you’re cruising through life with money, guns, and a crazy hot bodyguard in tight combat gear, next moment everything is on fire and you’re crawling through sand with a dry mouth and a hard dick. The whole thing sticks you right inside his head, so every scene is like you’re looking out of your own eyes, watching bullets fly past your face while you’re also trying not to stare at Natalya’s ass bouncing in front of you. She’s supposed to be protecting you, but half the time you’re just thinking “please pin me to that rock and use me like a toy.” That kind of game. The mood jumps from “shit, I might die” to “shit, I might cum” without any warning at all, and weirdly that fits the story. People are hunting you, you’re running, hiding behind burned cars, your clothes dirty, she’s yelling orders at you like some mad sergeant, and then when you’re finally somewhere safe, she starts talking soft but still treating you like property.

The sex doesn’t happen in some fantasy bubble either. It grows out of bad decisions, fear, and that messed up rush when you almost die. I had one scene where we were holed up in an abandoned desert house, low on ammo, guys circling somewhere outside. The MC is shaking, and she just pushes him against the wall, grabs his throat and tells him to “focus” while her hand is already inside his pants. You see her face way too close, sweat, dirt on her cheek, her eyes still scanning the window while she jerks you off. It’s not romantic, it’s angry, desperate, and somehow it turns into this rough blowjob with her knees on the dusty floor and his fingers tangled in her short hair. She spits on it, looks up with that “shut up and cum” stare, and yeah, that broke me. Then the game suddenly throws you into another tense bit where you’re supposed to care about who betrayed your father. Honestly I forgot, I just wanted more of her. There’s scoring moments where you try to make the right call under pressure, like choosing if you shoot first or try to talk, or if you follow her plan or act like the big boss boy, and your choices sometimes open scenes with other women on the road, like a scared bartender hiding her tattoos under a uniform, or a girl connected to some rival family who wants to use your dick and your name at the same time. None of it feels safe. Even the “romance” has knives hidden inside it, like they could kiss you and then sell you out right after.

What surprised me is that the game doesn’t treat you like some god of seduction. You screw up, you panic, you pick cowardly options because you don’t want another shootout, and women notice. Natalya mocks you if you play too soft, calls you out for hesitating, then later rides you with her hand pressing your chest down, whispering that you’re useless without her. It’s filthy as hell, but it hits that fantasy where you’re important because of your bloodline and still completely under her heel. At the same time, there are sweeter pockets that almost feel wrong in this world, like sharing a cigarette behind a crumbling motel, her sitting on the hood, legs spread just enough for your eyes to wander, talking quietly about the old days with your father, then dragging your head between her thighs and using you to forget. The game throws these scenes at you between gunshots and desert sunsets, and it doesn’t really ask if you want to be a good man or not. It just keeps pushing: survive, fuck, maybe fall in love, probably get betrayed. You click, you read, you pick who to trust, you pick who to bend over the nearest table, and half the time you’re not sure if the next kiss will come with a bullet. That’s what kept me going: that feeling that every orgasm could be the last one before everything goes to hell again.

Chicago in this game feels dirty in a good way. Not just “oh look, old cars and hats”, but the kind of dirty where you can almost smell cheap whiskey and sex sweat behind a club’s red curtain. You start as this young guy trying to crawl into the local mafia mess, and the story keeps asking you who you really want to be. A smooth talker that smiles while putting a bullet in someone’s back, or a straight up psycho that lets his cock and his gun make the decisions. Half the time I was clicking thinking “ok, this choice is just flavor”, and then suddenly a character hates you forever or opens her legs for you in a later scene because of one thing you said three scenes before. It feels like the game remembers that time you chose to keep your dick in your pants when you could have forced yourself on a drunk hostess, and later she’s the one on her knees, voluntarily, sucking you off in the back room while the band is playing upstairs and her husband is literally guarding the door for you like an idiot.

The older women here are the real treasure. There is a married milf running one of the speakeasies who acts all classy, pearls and perfect hair, but if you play your choices right, you can drag her into her tiny office, sit in her chair like you own the place, and make her kneel between your legs. The animation where she hesitates for half a second, then opens her mouth and you just push her head down, that one got me. She gags on your cock, mascara a bit messy, and you can decide if you treat her like a secret lover or like a convenient whore. It is not some soft romantic blowjob either. Teeth almost scraping, drool on your balls, your hand in her hair while you talk calmly about business with her gangster husband outside the door, planning a robbery. And the game actually lets you be a cold bastard and then go home and jerk off thinking about it, or feel a bit guilty and try to protect her from the mess you pulled her into. There is one path where she calls you in the middle of a big crime deal, crying that her kid might have seen something, and you have to choose between handling the cops or handling your horny conscience. Funny thing, I wanted to be the big bad mobster, but I still found myself sitting there, dick in hand, actually thinking about consequences like some moral philosopher with cum on his fingers.

What surprised me is how often masturbation itself is part of the story instead of just a “you failed, go jerk off alone” scene. Your protagonist can end up back in his shitty room, covered in street dust, replaying the way a club singer licked her lips around her cigarette, and you get this little animated loop of him stroking his cock while the city noises drift in from the window. Or he sneaks into the office early and finds a hidden photo of the boss’s wife, legs half open, and you can choose to jerk off right there on the wood desk, risk getting caught, or keep it in your pocket as blackmail. Maybe I am weird, but that felt more real than some of the actual sex. Also, the crime stuff is not just background. One wrong choice, you blow a deal with the mafia, and suddenly that milf that used to suck you off is pretending she doesn’t know you while you sit in the bar alone, horny and kind of humiliated. The game is horny but also a bit cruel like that. I liked it. I hated it. I kept clicking.

The first thing that hits you is how aggressively mediocre the 3D models are. Like, someone spent exactly enough time in a character creator to make the girls look vaguely fuckable but not enough to give them, I don't know, souls? The main girl, the one with the red hair who's supposed to be your university contact, has this dead-eyed stare that follows you around the dorm room. It's supposed to be sexy when she leans over to "help with your studies" but her tits clip through her shirt in a way that made me laugh out loud. Not the reaction I think they wanted.

The whole setup is you're some mafia-connected kid who has to blend in at this fancy private university while the city outside is basically a gang war waiting to happen. There's a management system for your criminal empire that feels like a shitty mobile game I played in 2016, you know the one, where you tap buildings to collect money and the numbers go up but nothing really changes. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out why my respect stat wasn't increasing and it turns out I had to click on a specific NPC three times in a row during a specific time of day. The game never tells you this. I found it by accident while trying to see if the blonde girl's skirt would clip through the desk (it does).

The sex scenes unlock in this weirdly mechanical way. Do a mission for the gang, get a blowjob. Attend enough classes, the goth chick with the tattoos suddenly wants to ride you in the library. There's no buildup, no tension, just a checklist of tasks and then genitals appear. The sound design during these moments is something else entirely, wet noises that sound like someone stirring macaroni salad with too much mayonnaise. I can't unhear it. The writing tries to be dark and mysterious but reads like a teenager's idea of what the mafia is like, lots of "you better keep your mouth shut" and "the boss wants to see you" without any weight behind it. Still, I kept playing. Not sure why. Maybe I wanted to see if the redhead's eyes would ever focus on something. They don't.

The squelch. That's what got me. Not the usual wet sounds you get in these games, that stock library "moist handshake" noise that sounds like someone stirring macaroni. No, this one has this specific, almost sticky separation sound during the oral scenes that made me actually pause and put my headphones on properly. I'm a freak for good foley work, what can I say. The rest of the audio is a mess, obviously, some loops cut off mid breath like the voice actor needed a drink of water, but that one sound. Chef's kiss.

So you're this security guard, right, and the boss's daughter has a thing for you. Standard setup. But then the mafia stuff happens and suddenly you're in this weird voyeuristic loop where you're watching a milf get corrupted through a security camera feed. The pov tag is doing a lot of work here because the 3dcg models are... look, they're not winning awards. The feet stuff is there if you're into that, I guess, but the animation during the threesome scene has this janky quality where limbs just sort of clip through torsos like a Bethesda game. I laughed. Then I kept watching. The bdsm elements feel tacked on, like someone remembered the tag at the last minute and added a pair of handcuffs to a render.

I wish the seduction mechanic had more to it. You just kind of... exist, and women fall into your lap. The virgin character's arc makes no sense given what happens five minutes later with the anal scene. But the creampie finish has this oddly satisfying visual cue, a little drip effect that's way more detailed than anything else in the game. Priorities, I suppose. The harem assembles itself without you really doing anything, which is either power fantasy or lazy writing, probably both. The facial animations during the handjob sequence are frozen in this permanent state of mild surprise. Honestly, same.

The camera angle during the foursome unlock is completely broken. Like, someone coded it while drunk and nobody checked. Miss Fortune clips through the summoner's shoulder and there's this one frame where her face does something that's probably not intentional but honestly it's the hottest thing in the whole game. I've replayed that specific 3-second loop maybe forty times. The way the big cock just appears from offscreen with zero transition, no buildup, just geometry collision and suddenly there it is. Chef's kiss.

The wardrobe system is weirdly deep for something that's basically a fancy video player. You click random objects in the environment, a lamp, a curtain, whatever, and it cycles her outfit. Found a latex bodysuit hidden behind a barrel that I'm pretty sure isn't documented anywhere. The patreon comments are full of people asking how to get it and the dev just posts winky faces. Typical. The mafia theme is barely there, just some vague background assets and a single line about a bounty that everyone ignores once the clothes start coming off. But the hentai video clips themselves, the actual content you're here for, they're surprisingly smooth. The audio sync is trash though, like a full second off, and it makes the whole thing feel like a badly dubbed kung fu movie except with more moaning.

There's this one position where she's riding reverse and the summoner's hands are supposed to be on her hips but they just float there, not touching, like he's afraid of cooties. I couldn't stop laughing. Then the foursome kicks in and suddenly the animation quality jumps to something actually competent and I don't understand this game's priorities at all. The nig cock tag isn't lying, it's prominently featured, and the way the scenes cut between solo Miss Fortune content and the group stuff feels like two different games stitched together by someone who ran out of time. Which is probably exactly what happened. The LustyLizard patreon has like six other projects all in various states of half-finished and this one got pushed out the door with a version number that suggests they'll fix things but they won't. Still gonna check for updates though. That broken face frame lives rent free in my head.