Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

Lockdown Incest Simulator. Yeah, that's the actual name. My leaderboard brain sees that and immediately starts calculating the degeneracy per pixel ratio. It's off the charts. You're Ian, some dude living with his mom and sisters who apparently just exist to verbally shred you. Then the state, in its infinite wisdom, decides to legalize incest right as another lockdown hits. The setup is so blunt it wraps back around to being hilarious.

The art is... look, it's deliberately rough. Like someone learned to draw yesterday and their first project was a MILF with tits bigger than her head. Mom's model has this permanent thousand-yard stare that makes every scene feel like she's dissociating, which honestly adds to the weird humiliation vibe. The sisters are these pixelated gremlins who oscillate between calling you pathetic and, well, the other thing. The sandbox structure means you just click around the house triggering events, and the "male domination" path is basically a power fantasy for people who've never had a real conversation. You can also go full femdom and become the family's little footstool. The trap tag is there too, one of the sisters isn't what you'd expect, and the game handles it with all the subtlety of a brick through a window.

The mobile port is a disaster. Buttons overlap, text runs off screen, and I swear the "masturbation" minigame is just a test of patience against unresponsive hitboxes. I spent ten minutes trying to align a single tap. Ten minutes. And the humor? It's accidental. The writing is so earnest about its absurd premise that you can't help but laugh when Mom gives a deadpan monologue about the new family laws while her character model clips through the kitchen table. I wish there was more actual sandbox, more reactivity, but it's basically a linear clicker with extra steps. The incest theme is the whole point, no dancing around it, and the game's complete lack of polish somehow makes it more memorable than half the shiny 3D titles I've ranked this month.

Man, this game hit me like a truck full of horny energy drinks. Lincoln's just trying to do some spooky ritual stuff and BAM - suddenly he's got a sex demon riding shotgun in his brain, literally sucking the life out of him unless he can get his dick wet with Leni, his ridiculously hot crush. It's like every harem anime premise rolled into one messy ball of supernatural horniness, except instead of being the chosen one with a magic sword, you're the chosen one with a magic boner that might actually kill you if you don't use it right.

The whole setup screams "I watched too much ecchi anime and decided to make it interactive" but honestly? That's not necessarily a bad thing. You've got Leni with those massive tits that defy several laws of physics, Luna rocking that punk aesthetic with an ass that could stop traffic, and Rita being the classic MILF landlord who's probably way too understanding about late rent payments. The demon possession angle gives Lincoln this weird confidence boost where he can actually talk to women without stuttering, which leads to some genuinely funny moments between all the groping and handjob scenes. The ahegao faces when things get intense are pretty well done too - not gonna lie, Luna's O-face when you're fingering her while she's trying to maintain that tough punk attitude is chef's kiss material.

What gets me though is how the game actually tries to have Lincoln worry about hurting people with his newfound powers. Like bro, you're literally possessed by a sex demon and you're concerned about emotional damage? The cognitive dissonance is real but somehow it works because it makes the whole thing feel less *** and more like "oh shit, I have supernatural charisma now but at what cost?" The point and click mechanics are straightforward enough - click on the right body parts, advance the story, try not to die from demon drain. Nothing revolutionary but it gets the job done when you're trying to navigate between Luna's sarcastic comments and Rita's motherly concern while your demon passenger is basically screaming "FUCK SOMETHING NOW OR WE DIE."

So I'm Marnie, right, and usually I'm all serious and brooding in Spikemuth, but this... thing happened. Some guy, a "hero" apparently, shows up and suddenly the whole world's logic just melts. You know that one Mewscarada who's always doing those smug little flourishes? She's on her knees in the tall grass within five minutes, making sounds I didn't think grass types could make. The animation's stiff as a board, like someone posed action figures and called it a day, but somehow that makes it dirtier. It's all glossy 3DCG with textures that look like they're from a 2007 mobile game, and the sound design is basically just one wet squelch looped forever.

But then there's this whole thing with Sonia. She's supposed to be researching, right, but she's just bent over a desk with her massive tits out while the protagonist does that thing where he just... stands there. Like a mannequin. The game has no transitions, you just click and suddenly Lopunny is doing a titfuck and the camera's having a seizure. I spent way too long watching Jessie from Team Rocket get railed against a tree while the background music was this eight-second loop of something that might've been a battle theme. It's not good, it's barely a game, but I kept clicking. The "adventure" is just a slideshow of every monster girl and MILF from the franchise getting filled with creampies, and the male protagonist never says a word. Just a blank slate with a cock.

There's a moment with Hilda doing a handjob that cuts to a voyeur scene with Misty watching from a bush, and the whole thing is so janky it loops back around to hypnotic. Like, why is Gardevoir's mouth not moving during the oral sex scene? Why does the fantasy tag even exist when it's just Pokemon but horny? I don't know. I don't care. The replay value is zero because you've seen it all in ten minutes, but I've already gone back three times. Something's wrong with me. Or the game. Both.

Right, so the loading screen is literally just a jpeg of Kitty Pryde with her tits out. Not even a good jpeg, looks like it was compressed by a potato. And I'm sitting there thinking, okay, this is the level we're at. The whole thing runs in a browser and feels like a Flash game that escaped from 2006. You click around a barely drawn mansion, and the first "puzzle" is just clicking on Jean Grey's ass until a bar fills up. I spent way too long on that. Not because it was hard, but because the animation loop was so janky it became hypnotic. Her spine does something that physics shouldn't allow.

The premise is you're some new mutant and your power is apparently making every woman in the X-Mansion instantly DTF. It's a sandbox, so you just wander into rooms and there's Storm, looking like she's about to critique your life choices before a dialogue box pops up with "I need your... help with something." And then it's a handjob scene. The writing is this glorious trainwreck of broken English where Rogue's accent is spelled out phonetically in a way that feels like a hate crime against the state of Mississippi. There's a "corruption" mechanic that's just a number that goes up. No idea what it does. Maybe it unlocks the monster girl version of Mystique? I don't know, I got distracted by the fact that the "big ass" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a character model that's just three circles.

The harem management is nonexistent. You just collect them. There's a rogue-like element? I think? Sometimes a sentinel shows up and you have to click on it, but failing just sends you back to the main menu with no punishment. The real challenge is not closing the tab when Emma Frost's dialogue starts looping. But then the Milf tag kicks in with a surprisingly detailed scene with Mystique and... look, the artist definitely had a favorite. The proportions are absurd. Like, medically concerning. And the teasing mechanic is just edging a meter. It's so on the nose it wraps back around to being art. I hate that I want to see if the redhead version of Jean Grey has different scenes. Probably not. The game is a mess. I'm going back in.

Thanksgiving in this game starts with a talking turkey giving you attitude and somehow ends with you getting a titjob from a sorceress milf who could probably crush your skull with her thighs. The whole thing feels like the dev woke up, opened three tabs of Disney porn, some World of Warcraft fanart, one Skullgirls subreddit thread, and said: “Yes. This. All of this.” You play as this smug, cocky magic adventurer who is supposed to help with a magical feast, but you immediately stop caring about food the moment you realize literally every woman in Enchantia has breasts that look like they were designed by a teenage boy with too much free time and a DeviantArt account. One second you are trying to collect ingredients, next second you are getting groped by a drunk fairy who thinks your dick is a magic wand and keeps “testing its charges” while you pretend to be offended and still click every dialogue option that clearly leads to handjob territory.

The cast is just pure fanservice soup and my horny brain did not complain. You bump into a draenei-style priestess with glowing eyes and a holy staff, and let me tell you, that staff is not the only thing that gets blessed. There is a milf innkeeper who has big aunt Cass energy, like if Aunt Cass and Dexters Mom had a crossover episode where the moral lesson is “learn to share your cock.” The game keeps tossing references at you: a snarky shadow girl with Midna vibes who bends over the table a lot, a pale demon nymph with skull-themed accessories that really scream Skullgirls, a ninja chick that lowkey feels like she escaped from a League of Legends splash art and said “ok, where is the nearest dick.” None of this is subtle, but subtlety is illegal here anyway. The art is animated, pretty lively, and sometimes the faces look a little cursed in motion, yet when she is riding you and her tits are bouncing in rhythm, you suddenly forgive every weird frame like a simp.

Actual gameplay is this weird mix of sandbox wandering, point and click scenes, and these goofy turn based combat bits where you either smack goblins around or get clothes torn off your party members. You cast a spell, you take a hit, her armor rips, you pretend you are trying to win but secretly take one extra turn just to see more skin. The sex scenes themselves ramp up from teasing to full filth pretty fast; one fairy spends three dialogue boxes just edging you with hand stuff and dirty talk, then suddenly she is on her knees, drooling over your shaft, and you are choosing between oral finish, titfuck, or going straight to vaginal while she uses a glowing crystal toy on herself. There is this one scene with a “helpful” older witch, total milf with thick hips, where she offers you a “fertility blessing” and it turns into anal on a wooden chair while she keeps scolding you like a strict aunt, and honestly, that did things to me I am not proud of. The only thing that annoyed me was one tiny text bubble spelling “voyerism” during a scene where you watch two monster girls go at it behind a magic mirror, and now my brain repeats that word every time I open Twitter, but whatever. By the time you are juggling fairies, demon girls, and one princess type who looks suspiciously like she escaped from a Frozen parody and wants to “warm your stuffing,” you will completely forget you were supposed to be helping with a Thanksgiving dinner at all, which, honestly, is the most realistic thing in the whole game.

Palutena’s face in this is something else. That specific Nintendo polish, the clean lines and bright colors from Kid Icarus, but now her big green hair is a mess and her eyes are doing that hentai rollback thing. You know the one, where the pupils just vanish. It’s jarring in a good way, seeing a character who’s usually all “Pit, you must save the realm” looking like she just lost a fight with a freight train. The artist really nailed her proportions, those impossibly long legs and the way her goddess dress is just a suggestion at this point, ripped and bunched around her waist. Her tits are massive, obviously, spilling out of what’s left of the fabric, and there’s this weirdly specific detail on her belly where you can almost see the strain. It’s like looking at a corrupted Smash Bros trophy.

The whole scene is set in some grimy back alley. Real classy. And the main event, the thing the whole image is framed around, is her getting absolutely railed from behind. We’re talking a cock that looks like it belongs on a horse, and it’s not in her pussy. It’s buried to the hilt in her ass, and the guy attached to it is just some faceless goon. The humiliation factor is cranked to eleven. There’s another one of these dudes just standing there, dick out, looking at her like she’s a piece of meat. You can almost hear the wet slapping sounds. The whole thing is so over the top it loops back around to being funny. I spent way too long staring at the way her sandals are still perfectly strapped on. Why is that what my brain latched onto? Everything is chaos and filth but those little winged sandals are pristine. It’s a weird anchor of her original design in the middle of this complete defilement.

Pit is nowhere to be found, which is probably for the best. The description says he can’t do anything to stop it, and honestly, what could he do? Fly in with his little bow and get swatted away? This isn’t a game, it’s a single, brutal image loop with some text. The “goddess of light” is just a title here, a setup for the fall. She’s a hentai icon now, just like the blurb says, and the art doesn’t pretend to be anything else. The contrast between her divine, polished Nintendo look and the raw, outdoor anal pounding is the whole point. It’s a one-note joke, but the art is so committed to that note you can’t help but respect the sheer audacity of it.

Sherman Dooffy. That name alone. Sounds like a rejected Harry Potter character who got caught jerking off in the restricted section. And honestly, that's not far from the truth of this weird little Halloween thing.

The setup is two chess club nerds, Tommy and Justin, throwing a party nobody shows up to. I've been there. Not the chess club part, but the empty apartment with too many snacks and a sinking feeling in your gut. Sherman shows up with his "magic knowledge" which is basically a book that lets him fuck everyone's brains out. The mom character, god, she's got that desperate housewife energy down perfect. Bent over the kitchen counter before you can say "checkmate." The blowjob scene has this sloppy, realistic quality to it, like the artist actually watched reference footage instead of just guessing where things go. Cumshot lands across her face with this thick, almost too-much consistency that made me laugh out loud. In a good way.

Then the cosplay element kicks in and suddenly there's a threesome happening. The game doesn't explain how we got from chess club pity party to two girls in costumes going at it, and honestly I stopped caring. The creampie finish is gratuitous in the best way, that specific kind of messy where you know the cleanup would be a nightmare but in the moment nobody gives a single fuck. The magic book mechanic is barely there, just a flimsy excuse to chain these scenes together, and the dialogue sometimes reads like it was translated through three different languages before landing in English. But that jankiness, that unpolished edge, it actually works here. Makes it feel like something you found on a forgotten corner of the internet rather than some slick production.

Wish there was more buildup though. The milf scene happens so fast you barely register the transition from "hello" to "face full of cock." Would've loved some actual chess club drama, some nerd humiliation that makes the payoff sweeter. But I'm probably overthinking a game where a magic book makes people horny.

Ok so the clinic, right. The Caretaker. First thing I did was just stay in the locker room and rub one out looking at the ceiling. Not because the doctor or whatever was hot, but because the game let me and I wanted to see if the animation would loop weird. It did.

The jiggle on the milf receptionist is like a separate creature living under her scrubs. I'm not even kidding. You're this loser guy, mom's basement vibe, then suddenly you're doing inventory and Dr. Vargas is asking you to "check her reflexes" and the reflex is my dick gets a thighjob between her massive tits that practically have their own orbit. The sandbox thing, you just click around the clinic map, and stuff unfolds. I forgot what the actual medical supplies were called because I spent ten minutes trying to get the old gilf admin to give me a handjob in the break room. She just kept talking about a fax machine error. The teasing is unreal in some spots, like, a futa intern with an ass that won't quit will groping YOU and you can't do nothing until some arbitrary reputation meter fills up, I guess. I don't know. I was mostly clicking.

There's a threesome, pregnancy mechanic my brain just could not process, the creampie finish is the standard the animations are actually pretty smooth for a 3dcg game that plays like total shit on my iphone's browser. Safari was having a meltdown. The oral sex scene with the pregnant one, her belly clips through the gurney. Classic. But the sounds, weirdly good, very wet, made me turn my volume down fast even though I live alone. The sandbox is both too empty and somehow full of bizarre, explicit you just run into. Like, oh no, the printer's out of toner, time for a titfuck with the lady in HR. It's that kind of game. I was trying to get the keycard to storage, but a vaginal scene started and I forgot what I was doing. Then I reloaded and the keycard wasn't even important maybe? Just a sitcom where everyone needs your cock as a medical consult.