I keep thinking about the menu screen. Not the characters, not the scenes. The menu. It looks like someone built it in a free app they downloaded, used once, and forgot to update. The font choices are... a choice. And somehow that's perfect? Like reading a doujinshi where the artist clearly learned anatomy from other doujinshi, this whole thing has that recursive energy. High School DxD already operates on a logic where clothes dissolve and every woman in a ten mile radius eventually orbits the protagonist, so a parody that looks like it was assembled in a weekend feels almost philosophical. It's not breaking immersion because there was never any immersion to break.

The roster is absurd. You get everyone. Grayfia, Rias, Akeno, Xenovia, Koneko, and like fifteen others I'm forgetting. The sprites are 2D, static, and sometimes their expressions don't change when you'd expect them to. There's a moment with Kuroka where she's supposed to be mid-action but her face is just... neutral. Like she's reading a grocery list. It's the funniest thing in the game and I don't think it's intentional. Anal content is there if you want it, straightforward and mechanical. Click, click, scene. No buildup, no tension. Just transaction. Which, honestly, fits the source material's approach to intimacy better than anything "polished" would.

The male protagonist is a void. A complete non-entity. He exists to be the point of view and nothing else. In some scenes with Irina and Le Fay, the dialogue loops back on itself in ways that suggest the script was written in sections and never proofread as a whole. You'll get the same phrase twice in three lines. It's like watching someone try to remember a dream while telling it to you. I wish the sound design wasn't just... nothing. Complete silence except for my own breathing and the occasional mouse click. Makes the whole experience feel furtive in a way that's less "erotic game" and more "filing taxes at midnight." The 2DCG art is what it is. Some renders are genuinely nice, others look like they were compressed through a potato. Yubelluna's hair in one scene has visible artifacts around the edges and I stared at it for way too long.

The minigame where you have to match colored orbs to break a girl's curse? That's basically my entire relationship with this thing. It starts simple, right, you're dead, some big titty devil lady brings you back, now you're her pawn. Standard Tuesday. But then you're juggling like five different supernatural women, each with their own side quest and mood swings, and the orb matching is the only way to progress the "story". I'm sitting there, calculating optimal orb paths for maximum affection gain with Rias, thinking I'm a genius, and then the game throws a random event where Akeno just... decides to dominate the whole scene with a toy. My careful planning, ruined by a surprise titfuck animation. I'm not even mad. Well, maybe a little.

The whole thing feels like someone left a high-budget 3DCG porn clip running in the middle of a bootleg visual novel. The animations are surprisingly smooth, especially the ones with Raynare, that fallen angel with a serious attitude problem. There's a scene where she's just... teasing, and the way her wings twitch? Weirdly hypnotic. But then you're back to the school setting, and the dialogue reads like it was translated by a bot that learned English from old forum memes. "You are a pervert of the highest magnitude, but I will allow it." Who talks like that? I laughed, though. The humor is accidental, I think, but it's there.

I wish the lesbian scenes between the girls weren't locked behind such a grind. There's one with Koneko and Asia that I had to replay a whole chapter to see because I picked the wrong dialogue choice, a single wrong click and boom, no small cat girl action for you. The adventure part is just a flimsy excuse to get from one sex scene to the next, and the male protagonist has the personality of a wet napkin. But that one moment where Mittelt, that tiny blonde, just completely takes charge? My minimax brain short-circuited. I forgot about the orbs. I forgot about the strategy. I just watched. Maybe that's the point.