I tried this thing on my phone yesterday when I was supposed to be reviewing something else for the site, and somehow ended up staring at a pixel-perfect version of Misty doing things that would’ve made my childhood self faint. It’s wild, actually - how this parody game manages to feel both ridiculous and way too hot for something that still pretends it's about “adventure.” There’s a half-baked story about arriving in some new region, but halfway through talking to Sonia I kinda stopped caring about the dialogue and just started poking around the sandbox stuff. You can mess with the settings in the weirdest ways - like one moment you’re chatting, then suddenly you’re deep into a scene that looks like a fever dream of someone who’s seen too many fan arts. I mean this as a compliment. Maybe.

The animation style isn’t trying to be realistic, it’s more like - how do I say it - expressive. Every motion feels exaggerated, but that’s exactly why it works. The interactions with Bea and Hilda hit different; they lean into that awkward mix of sweetness and raw hunger that makes you forget this is technically a game and not just someone’s fantasy you accidentally walked into. The monster scenes? Disturbing and hot in the same breath, which I didn’t think was possible after the thousandth parody I’ve played. There’s even some random minigame thing with Nessa that doesn’t make sense at all - I still have no clue why it turns into a rhythm challenge right before the oral scene kicks in. Maybe it’s a joke, maybe it’s genius, maybe both.

What stuck with me afterward isn’t even the sex (okay, maybe partially). It’s how shamelessly it treats the whole cast. No moral lessons, no fake romance, just energy that feels weirdly human beneath the parody. Nemona’s route glitched for me, but I didn’t mind. The game’s messy, full of bugs, but I think that’s part of what makes it feel alive. Or maybe I’m just tired. Anyway, if you play it, you’ll know what I mean - or maybe you’ll hate it and still finish every scene. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.

You wake up in this weird shiny void, some smug god-thing telling you that yeah, you died in the dumbest possible way and now you get a second chance in a world full of “pocket monsters”, except here nobody even pretends it’s about battles. They just look you dead in the eyes and say your sacred mission is to fuck everything that moves. And everything that doesn’t. And honestly, after the first scene with a very bored-looking Sonia leaning over you with her massive tits practically spilling out while she “checks your vitals”, you kinda stop asking questions. The game doesn’t waste time on buildup, it just throws you in as the new guy with a normal human body and a very not-normal stamina bar, surrounded by trainers and monster girls who all act like sex is just another item in the inventory. I liked that it’s all just accepted as normal, like yeah sure go jerk off in the bushes while spying on Misty and Nemona arguing over who gets first shot at your cock, nobody even blinks. There’s a bit where Hilda is pretending to “coach” you on catching, but the only thing you’re catching is her thighs closing around your head while she laughs and rides your face. I’m not complaining. I mean, I am, but not about that.

What surprised me is how the game leans into the voyeur thing. You’re always peeking, hiding behind a tree watching Jessie suck off some random grunt, or checking a holo-screen where Marnie is masturbating on camera, thinking it’s private. There’s this one repeatable event with Lopunny where you’re supposed to be “observing mating habits” and instead you just end up jerking it while she bounces on a training dummy, and if you time it wrong she actually notices and just slowly turns her head with this “really?” face before giving you a handjob anyway. It’s dumb and hot at the same time. Same with Gardevoir, she acts like this elegant lady with psychic powers and then five minutes later she has your dick floating in the air with telekinesis, stroking it while never touching you, and you’re stuck between feeling like a chosen hero and a living sex toy. There’s a titfuck scene with a big-ass MILF professor where the physics are kind of cursed, her boobs clip a bit when she pushes them together, but honestly that made it even better for me because it feels like some horny fan project that escaped a Discord server. The creampie shots are really in your face, animated with way too much attention to detail, and every time you think “ok this is the peak” the game just drops another scene where Mewscarada is riding you in the grass while you try not to laugh at her smug little smirk. I kinda wish there was less grinding for scenes on mobile and fewer taps to repeat stuff, but I also sat there on my phone in bed for way longer than I planned, replaying that one oral sex animation where Misty is pretending she hates you and still goes all the way down. It’s messy, horny, and half the time it feels like the story is just an excuse to throw you at the next pair of big tits or big ass, which is exactly the point and also totally not the point at all.

This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

Lazuli looks like the kind of alchemist who should be locked inside her lab for public safety, and honestly, that is exactly the mood of this game. You’re not some heroic savior or chosen one, you’re this horny, half-mad futa/trans genius who finally got her stupidly named “Cumcoction” to work, and now every girl from every fandom you ever bookmarked on Pixiv is basically walking research material. The story doesn’t quietly tiptoe into sex either. One moment you’re mixing weird glowing fluids on a table full of dirty glass, the next moment Tsunade is staring at a bottle like it’s fine booze and you’re already planning whether you’re going to test anal, a titfuck, or just see how fast you can get her on her knees. It’s very “oops I corrupted your favorite waifu”, except there’s zero oops and a lot of “I knew exactly what I was doing”.

The way it jumps between worlds is kinda funny if you’re used to those long, serious crossovers where people argue about power levels. Here it’s just, “alright, now we’re bothering Hinata”, “okay, now we’re messing with Lucy and Mirajane and probably Erza in the background”. One scene you’re in something that feels like a cheap back alley in Konoha, next you’re in a place that might as well be Fairy Tail’s guild corridor, then it’s a Pokemon style route where girls like May, Dawn, Serena, Nemona and Nessa keep ending up alone with you way too often for it to be an accident. Lazuli treats it all like a long horny experiment. You have her brewing new versions of the potion, combining mind control with blackmail, adding just a bit of sleep sex “for science”, then cranking up voyeurism by letting you watch as your corruption slowly changes how they touch themselves when they think nobody is looking. Sometimes you get these small, stupid moments that stick more than the big orgies, like when Inko is trying to act proper and then suddenly she’s grinding on your hand while mumbling that this is wrong. Or when Wendy Marvell, tiny and shy, ends up in a group sex scene that feels way too big for her, but the game just leans in and goes “yeah she’s taking it, stop pretending she won’t”. It’s rough in tone, not romantic, a lot of harem vibes and sharing you around, but then there are weirdly soft bits, like when Juvia or Lillie or Marnie start blushing and you almost feel bad right before you shove another dose inside them and push for creampie number whatever. And then you remember Lazuli is a complete pervert who masturbates in her own lab between tests, so guilt doesn’t really belong here.

What sells it for me is that the corruption is not only “now she likes sex”. It’s also transformation of personality, twisted step by step. Sakura going from tsundere annoyed to straight up addicted to your cock. Android 18 starting all cold, then slowly agreeing to stuff like groping in public or sharing you with someone else just because it turns her on to know other girls are ruined too. Nico Robin pretending it’s a simple information trade, then her mind slipping once the Cumcoction hits and she’s begging for more vaginal and anal at once while still trying to talk like a scholar. You get futa-on-female stuff when Lazuli uses herself, but sometimes she flips it and gives others a “dose upgrade”, and suddenly Naruko or Kushina or even Sarada get a dick and you’re watching them rail another girl senseless. The scenes tend to escalate quick, from a simple handjob in a quiet corner to hungry oral sex, then a messy creampie, then Lazuli calmly taking notes while someone is being used as a cumdump by the whole little harem. It’s definitely not gentle romance, but as a pure romance seeker I still liked finding tiny honest reactions under all the filth, like Mirajane giving this faint smile when she realizes she actually likes being corrupted, or Bianca acting tough and then melting the second you pin her and go in raw. It’s dirty, chaotic, inconsistent, and sometimes feels like the story was written after the porn, but that kind of fits this crazy alchemist girl who treats every big ass, every pair of big tits, every new mind she breaks as just another variable in her long, sticky experiment.