Similar to the title of this video game promises it will certainly be around simply one point - about enthusiastic blowjob from one warm looking and clearly quite slutty blonde chick! But how exactly she will certainly be drawing this big and hard cock depends on you given that you have dozens and dozens of various options to customize this computer animated dental sex scene! Oh yes, this type of pleasure could last for long!

High School DxD parody games are usually all the same: show you Rias’ tits, loop some moaning, throw a lazy blowjob scene and call it a day. This one actually tries a bit more, which is weird, because it still feels kinda trashy in a good way. You start as the usual no-luck guy at school, the type who pretends to look at his phone in the hallway just to not make eye contact, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by girls from DxD acting like your dick is the center of the universe. Rias walking up in that school uniform, leaning over the desk while pretending to talk about “club activities”, but the camera just stays on her cleavage for way too long, and before you even click anything she’s already hinting that she wants to taste you. The whole thing pushes masturbation and hand stuff pretty hard at the start, like it really wants you to work for the first blowjob, but the pacing actually helps the scenes feel hotter later, when you finally get Rossweisse or Akeno on their knees.

What I liked is how the school setting is used as a dirty background instead of some serious story. You’re technically in a classroom or club room or empty hallway most of the time, but nobody bothers pretending this is normal. Koneko sitting casually next to you in class while you try to hide your boner under the desk, the text teasing that she notices, then cut to a short animated loop of her hand sliding into your lap. It’s not some big “romance route” thing, it just happens, like a horny daydream. Same with Akeno: she starts flirty and soft, then suddenly she’s on her knees behind the lockers, drool on your shaft, looking up with that smug “I own you” face while you try not to groan too loud because, yeah, technically you’re still at school. Those little animated loops work better than I expected, they repeat, sure, but there’s enough movement in the hair, tongue, saliva, tits bouncing, that it never feels totally dead. I hate that the sound mix sometimes spikes too loud for no reason though. You lower the volume for the menu music, then the first oral scene hits and her slurping noise sounds like your speakers just turned into a porn megaphone. I keep forgetting to fix that and then it annoys me again, and then I forget I was annoyed when Akeno starts gagging enthusiastically on my cock.

Monetization is where it gets kind of shitty in a sneaky way, and I say this as someone who wastes money on horny stuff a lot. The game throws you enough free content to make you think “ok, cool, fair”, but then some routes feel half-closed unless you drop a tip on Patreon or follow their SubscribeStar. It’s not aggressive popups or anything, more like quiet pressure. Rias’ first handjob and blowjob scenes are free, but if you want the longer animated climax with extra camera angles and more dialogue, suddenly that’s “exclusive”. Same for Rossweisse, her whole strict teacher act builds up super nicely, she catches you jacking off in a side room, makes you finish with her hand while she scolds you, but you can tell there was supposed to be follow up content they locked behind “support us to unlock more”. As an ethical consumer, that feels scummy in a parody that literally rides on a big anime IP it doesn’t own. They’re already piggybacking on High School DxD’s popularity, then trying to squeeze out micro-patronage from horny fans who just want to see Rias swallow. At least don’t split one sequence into “free cum” and “premium swallow”. That’s like selling half a condom. Still, I caught myself replaying Koneko’s quiet, focused handjob scene on my phone while on break at work, using Firefox to avoid Chrome sync, worrying way more about browser history than I should. The game is rough around the edges, sometimes cringe, sometimes hot as hell, and honestly, it fits the DxD spirit too well, which is both the best and worst thing about it.

Goblins here are not the cute comic relief idiots from usual fantasy stuff. They are mean little bastards, pissed off, horny, and starting from nothing after getting completely wrecked in a battle. You drop into their mess right after they got chased away like losers, hiding in some shitty corner of the world with no loot, no women, no status, nothing. And then the whole thing is about how they claw their way back up the food chain by doing the dirtiest possible thing they know: hunting down human women, breaking them down, using them, knocking them up, and turning that into power. It feels half like a management sim, half like watching a porn comic that keeps getting worse for the girls in a way that is very deliberate. You’re not the shining hero here. You’re helping a pack of ugly green freaks create a breeding colony that grows bigger the more they harass, grope, and fuck their captives into submission.

There is a pretty strong “slow corruption” vibe. At first the girls are all defiant, angry, proud, and you kind of feel they are way out of goblin league, but the more scenes you trigger, the more they start reacting differently. Fear turns into disgust, disgust into messed up arousal, and eventually that into full on obedience mixed with shame. One girl bites and spits at them while they force her to her knees and shove their cock in her mouth, but several scenes later she’s hesitating less, moaning more, still crying but clearly getting off on it. That kind of fucked up emotional mix is the core of this game. Every time you upgrade the camp or expand the tunnels, you get access to nastier situations: groping in the dark corners when the women try to escape, public humiliation in front of the other goblins, oral scenes where they choke her just to hear her gag, and of course the moment when they finally stop pulling out and start filling her up properly, inside, again and again. When the first pregnant belly shows up, it hits like, “ok, yeah, this is a long term thing, she’s not going home.”

The goblins are total bullies and the game leans hard into that domination fantasy. Anal, rough vaginal, messy creampies that drip down their thighs while the goblins laugh, using their bodies like breeding tools, it’s all here and the tone never really pretends to be romantic or gentle. It’s more like a dirty little fantasy about power and numbers: one girl, then two, then a whole row of collared captives that went from screaming to begging not to be left alone. The colony slowly turns into a twisted nursery full of broken-in human breeders, and the goblins that started as pathetic losers suddenly act like little kings. The fantasy setting just lets it go wild with cages, crude wooden stocks, ritual breeding nights, and that weird feeling when a character that used to curse at you is now grinding back on a goblin cock because her body is completely trained to crave it. If the idea of goblins grabbing women in the dark, shoving hands everywhere, ignoring their protests and using them until they are leaking inside and out sounds hot to you, this thing does not hold back at all.

Your cute little wifey finds your filthy NTR porn stash and everything just goes straight to hell from there, in the best possible way. The game drops you right in that panic moment when she’s holding your phone, scrolling, eyebrow slowly lifting as she sees all those cheating-wife thumbnails and guys ten times more ripped than you. No slow build, no long intro monologue, just embarrassment, shame, and that twisted heat in your gut because this is exactly what your horny brain always wanted but you never had the balls to say out loud.

The male protagonist is very "average guy who watches too much Pornhub", and the game never pretends he’s anything else. He stutters, tries to lie, fails, and you can feel that mix of fear and arousal when she starts asking way too calm questions. She looks like the classic thick otome route you always pick: big soft boobs that barely fit into her top, round ass that jiggles when she walks, sweet face that really shouldn’t be saying things like, "So you like watching wives get fucked by other men?" Her reactions are animated just enough to make your stomach flip when she shifts from shocked, to curious, to this dangerous little smile. It’s almost worse when she’s gentle about it, because you know she’s already planning something in that cute head.

What I liked is how the game keeps the camera and pacing tight around small humiliating details. Not some huge orgy right away, but little moments: she makes you sit on the couch while she scrolls deeper into your saved videos, reading out titles with that mocking tone; she leans over you to show you a clip and her boobs are pressed right into your arm while a stranger on screen is ruining a wife that looks kind of like her. There’s a part where she softly asks if you’d still "love and protect her" if she did those things, and before the protagonist answers, the scene cuts and you’re already in the next stage, like your silence was consent. I wish one of the early choices actually let you delay things more, but the game is pretty honest: it knows why you’re here, and it doesn’t babysit your fetish.

Once she accepts your kink, she doesn’t just jump into another man’s bed without you. She teases you first. One scene has her sitting on your lap in just a shirt, whispering in your ear about what those guys in your videos would do to her. You get a choice to tell her details, and the more honest you are, the more she "uses" that information later. There’s a brutal moment where she’s on her knees, giving you lazy oral, and mid-moan she asks what position from your favorite clip you’d want her to try with someone else. If you answer, she remembers it. Not right away, but like two scenes later when she’s with another man and suddenly the angle of her hips matches exactly what you told her and she gasps that it’s "just like you said." That hit me harder than any spanking CG ever did.

The netorare itself is not instant hardcore; it’s a slide. Group chat with some guy from her gym. Harmless selfies that slowly show more skin. You checking her phone while she showers and seeing a dick pic you never sent. She comes home later and later, her lipstick a bit smudged, but she still climbs into your lap and kisses you first. That part messed me up in a good way. They don’t make her a cold bitch; she actually seems to love you while she’s doing all this, which somehow makes the scenes where her pussy is clenching around another guy’s cock and she’s moaning your name even more fucked.

There’s one animated sequence I keep thinking about. You’re sitting on the edge of the bed, pants open, jerking to the sounds from the other side of the door. You can’t see everything, just her silhouette bouncing, curves shaking, hair flying while some deeper voice praises her tight little cunt. Every few seconds the camera cuts to your face, sweaty and desperate, then back to her outline as she rides harder. When she finally cries out, the sound is sharp and raw, and your character cums on his own hand like the good little cuck he is. It’s actually kind of beautiful in a very trashy way. Except I still hate the weird notification sound that keeps popping if you leave auto-play on; it breaks the mood and I kept thinking it was a real Discord ping.

Anyway, the vibe is: your waifu weaponizes your own porn history against you, then makes you grateful for it. She’s got big soft tits, big ass, a mouth that learns to say the dirtiest things, and the story doesn’t pretend there’s some wholesome moral at the end. You start as the guy who jerks to cheating wives and end as the husband who hands his over, then thanks her for showing you the videos later.

You kind of deserve every second of it.

MC comes back from college thinking he’s just going to crash, scroll TikTok, jerk off a bit and ignore real life for a while, and instead he walks into this weird soft prison of warm smells, tight hugs, and women who all pretend they’re “just being friendly” while staring at his crotch. It feels cozy and fucked up at the same time. The main thing that hooks you is Grandma’s “friend.” She’s not some cartoon bimbo, she feels like that older woman you saw at the supermarket wearing yoga pants and thinking “I shouldn’t be looking, but fuck.” She keeps brushing your arm, straightening your shirt, letting her tits press against your back when she “helps” you with dishes. The game really leans into all the small tactile stuff: her fingers a bit rough but careful on your neck, her perfume sticking to your hoodie, the weight of her boobs pinning your arm when she “falls asleep” on the couch and pretends not to notice your hard-on grinding her side. It’s creepy, hot, and then suddenly kind of sweet, then dirty again, like your brain can’t pick a lane.

It’s all the classic landlady trash, just with wrinkles and way more attitude. Shower peeping is there, but it’s different when she catches you. She doesn’t scream. She just lets the water hit her nipples so they stand out through the glass and asks if the steam feels good “from over there.” When you finally get a handjob, it’s not some quick porn scene. She takes her time, talks too much, strokes your cock with that slow, confident grip like she’s done this to a thousand idiots before you, kissing the tip, letting drool slide down her fingers, almost worship level. You get teased constantly. She will push her foot between your legs under the table, then act innocent while you’re trying not to cum in your pants. She lets you grind against her huge ass during a “friendly” cuddle, then scolds you for being dirty while your dick is still twitching against her. There’s a massage scene where you’re meant to relax, but her hands keep getting closer to your balls, oil warm and sticky on your skin, and by the time she wraps her fingers around you, you basically gave her your soul already. The game throws in other women too, of course, because restraint is not on the menu: thick BBW with soft belly you can bury your face in, sharp-tongued milf who likes to slap your ass when you think you’re in charge, a short-stack girl who climbs on top of you like you’re furniture, a smug lesbian pair that lets you in just enough to feel like a toy, not a man. There is cuddling and romance bullshit and then she’s pissing in the shower and asking if you’re going to be a “good boy” and clean her up, and somehow that whiplash works. Sex swings, toys buzzing against overstimulated clits, anal teasing where you swear you’re not into it but your character is moaning, spanking that leaves red marks you almost feel in your own ass, pregnancy talk during creampie scenes that hits way harder than you expect. It’s messy and horny and sometimes too much, like when you’re juggling a harem path with twins, your “owner” calling you her slave, and some netori angle where you’re obviously the bad guy but still going for another sloppy oral scene. The writing is not “smart,” sometimes it’s clumsy as hell, but the physicality is nailed: saliva strands between lips, thighs sticking with sweat, panties damp when you slide your fingers under them, nipples dragging over your tongue, her feet resting on your chest while she milks your cock and calls it “cuddling.” It’s wholesome like a warm blanket and filthy like that blanket never got washed. You’ll probably close the tab once, swear it’s too much, then open it again because you can still almost feel her hand around you.

This one feels like walking back into your old house, but all the walls moved and now everything is horny. You come home from college, thinking about laundry and maybe Netflix, and instead the whole place runs on teasing and bad decisions. It starts pretty soft, all “oh, you grew up so much” and innocent cuddling on the couch, but the game really enjoys pushing that line. One moment you’re just helping with groceries, next moment you’re pretending not to stare at big tits bouncing under a loose shirt while she pretends not to notice. There is a lot of that slow burn: brushing against you in the hallway, her “accidentally” sitting a little too close, clothes that really are not grandma-approved. And then it kind of spirals in ten directions at once, because apparently everyone in this house is bored, horny, or both.

What I enjoyed most is how it jumps between wholesome and absolutely filthy without warning. One scene you’re under a blanket, “just cuddling”, she’s rubbing your arm and you’re talking about your future, and it feels almost romantic. Next scene she’s grinding on your thigh, whispering in your ear how she wants to taste you, and suddenly you’re in a blowjob scene that goes from teasing licks to deep oral, then straight to messy creampie like it’s nothing. The game is obsessed with you worshipping her body, and also the other women around. Big asses everywhere. BBW curves that jiggle when you spank them. A proper milf with that strict femdom energy who pretends to scold you for peeping in the shower, then makes you stand still while she gropes your cock through your pants and talks about “training your stamina”. I liked that it gives you both sides: sometimes you take control, push her down, go full maledom with spanking and rough vaginal, and other times you’re basically a slave to some tall amazon with her hand on your throat, riding your face and making you focus on rimming and licking until she squirts on you. It feels like the game keeps asking: “are you into this? what about this? or this?” and just stacks scenes on scenes: titjobs, foot play where she strokes you with her soles while scrolling TikTok on her phone, lazy handjobs on the couch while another girl pretends to watch a movie and totally notices.

There is a lot of group stuff too, but not always huge orgies. Sometimes it’s just two girls and you, one sitting on your face, the other jerking you off with lube and a sex toy, laughing while you try not to cum too fast. Other times, yeah, straight up harem chaos, people sucking, groping, sharing spit, you buried in a pile of bodies. I loved how one of the twins is shy and trying to stay “virgin” a bit longer, doing only oral and handjobs at first, while the other is already bouncing on your dick, asking if you’ll knock her up. Pregnancy kink is definitely in the mix, all that “fill me up, I want to feel you leak out” talk, plus some lactation moments later that come out of nowhere and somehow feel natural in this mess. And then you have the cheating and netori angle, you seducing “off-limits” women, stealing them from their men, including one older gilf type that looks like a sweet neighbor but sits on your lap and quietly humps you while her husband is in the next room. There’s interracial scenes, some light bdsm with ropes and collars, a cosplay night where everyone is dressed like they got lost on Pornhub tags, and even a tiny midget girl who climbs on top of you and rides like a demon. I kinda wish the game had less sleep groping stuff because that thing is weird to me, but it just keeps coming back and at some point I just accepted it will stay. Also, the texting system in-game reminds me of old WhatsApp flirts, and sometimes their typing speed feels too perfect and that annoys me for no reason. But when the grandma’s friend, half-drunk on wine, kneels down and starts worshipping your cock like it’s some holy relic, licking the shaft, kissing the tip, calling it “her good boy”, and then turns around and begs for anal with her face pressed to the mattress, I honestly forgot what I was complaining about.

I went into this thing expecting some lazy porn clicker with Yu-Gi-Oh boob jokes and that’s kind of true, but also not at all. It plays like someone mashed Duel Links and Balatro together on a horny Discord night, got drunk on the idea, then actually coded it. You build this cursed little deck of “joker” style cards, each one giving some tweak to your score, your “hand”, your cum meter, whatever, and every round is basically “can I edge through this turn without exploding all over the keyboard”. Sometimes you’re playing normal, trying to line up good combos. Sometimes you’re sitting there thinking, “If I pick the card that doubles my arousal on oral scenes, I’m not finishing this run” and you take it anyway. Self sabotage is kind of the point.

The parody angle is everywhere and also really stupid in the best way. You look at the girl art one second and you know exactly which shonen anime or mobile gacha they’re clowning, then the next second your brain goes “wait, why does this actually look kinda hot”. It is cheap 2D CG, you can tell, but whoever made it actually understands how to frame tits in card art. There is a “support” card that is basically just a smug magical girl pressing her boobs together for extra charm and it gives a scoring bonus on titfuck scenes. I drew it mid run, had already built a deck focused on oral, and still pivoted my entire strategy just so I could see that titfuck bonus scene pop off. Completely ruined my careful combo engine, did not regret it. That is the vibe here. You sacrifice long term strategy for short term nut, repeatedly, like a degenerate who thinks in turn phases.

What surprised me is how tactical it can feel, then it instantly kicks you in the dick with RNG. One run I had a joker that gave massive score if you stayed just under climax for 3 rounds, plus another that multiplied points if you were in a vaginal chain. So I’m there playing like a sweaty ranked tryhard, counting out moves, skipping powerful “finish now” cards on purpose, using weaker oral cards just to shave tiny bits of arousal, trying to keep the meter hovering in the danger zone. It actually felt like chasing a no hit run in a normal roguelike, except the punishment is nutting early and losing your streak. Then I grab a random new joker, description looks harmless, and boom, it adds a flat arousal spike every time a harem card appears. Deck floods with harem cards, my careful edging goes to shit, I blow the load mid combo and the run ends with a stupid little score that would never make it out of bronze on any leaderboard. Also the font on the score screen is ugly as fuck and I hate it, it looks like some Unity default. I kept going back in anyway, trying to build the “perfect cum control deck” that lasts long enough to see all the different girl chains play out. Failed many times, still chasing that one god run. Maybe next time I won’t pick the dumb joker that turns every safe move into “oops, too horny, game over”. Or maybe I will.

Tifa doing charity work was not on my bingo card, and definitely not like this. The whole “collecting donations for orphans” thing feels almost wholesome for five seconds, then you realize the collection box is basically her body. It starts kinda awkward, she’s trying to be polite and do this customer-service smile, but you can see she has no clue how to handle a horny dude who came there with his cock already half hard. That made me laugh more than it should. She’s this famous fighter from Final Fantasy, all strong and badass in the original, and here she’s standing in some cheap little room, big boobs squeezed in a tight top, trying to act professional while a guy is literally staring at her tits like they’re ATMs. The contrast hits nice. She talks a bit, there’s a bit of dialog that actually sets the mood, not Shakespeare or something, but it gives some flavor before things get sloppy. And the guy is so blunt, no flirting, just “I waited two weeks, my balls are ready.” Very subtle writing, 10/10.

Then stuff escalates fast. No slow romance, no “are you sure”, he pretty much treats her like his special donation box. He goes straight for her ass first, and I didn’t expect that to be the main warm-up, but it kinda works because Tifa looks confused and turned on at the same time. The way he eats her out from behind is actually the scene that stuck in my head the most, even though it’s not the “main” act. He spreads her cheeks, tongue buried there, and she’s moaning but still trying to keep her charity-girl attitude, which is hilarious and hot. When she finally gets on her knees and starts the blowjob, that’s where the hentai side really kicks in. Big, wet oral, lots of drool, her brunette hair bouncing, and her eyes looking up like “is this enough for the donation?” The camera loves her face, you get that nice focus when she’s choking a bit on his dick, then he paints her with a messy facial that doesn’t feel like a small drip, more like someone smashed a cream pie on her cheeks and lips. After that, she still gets fucked, of course. The penetration is rough but playful, they go right for the pussy, no more teasing, and he ends with a thick creampie that clearly doesn’t qualify as safe-for-work charity. It felt a bit short, I kinda wanted one extra position or some silly mini choice, but it’s a quick, spicy ride. Classic Pinoytoons vibe: dirty, a bit stupid, and exactly the kind of thing you watch “just for a minute” and then suddenly you’re wiping cum off your screen.

Makoto in this little blowjob toy feels like somebody’s horny side project that escaped from Newgrounds and never got told “no”. You open it and she is already there, knees down, tail twitching way too much, that big dumb smile that in the main BlazBlue story is all about being a hyperactive fighter, and here just screams “I’m gonna suck you dry”. It feels kind of like bad fanfic in the best way. Not “what if Makoto had a deep emotional arc” but “what if Makoto’s entire character was just throat skill”. Her ears flick a bit when you start, she leans in, and the first thing that hits is how focused the whole screen is on mouth and dick, no story, no foreplay, just porn brain turned to max. You tap a couple of buttons, she changes rhythm or how much tongue she uses, and suddenly you’re doing what Wattpad never let you do with her. The licking mode especially feels like someone spent way too long studying how saliva sticks to skin in hentai. The way her tongue traces the shaft is kind of messy, like she’s too eager, and I like that they didn’t go for “perfect porn robot”. Sometimes it almost looks clumsy and that makes it hotter somehow.

What made me laugh a bit is how clearly this thing is trying to be that other classic blowjob game everyone plays in their browser at work when they shouldn’t. It’s like a cheaper, furrier cousin. Fewer sliders, fewer crazy physics tricks, but more “ok, I’m a horny squirrel, put it in my throat already”. You adjust the depth and she starts to choke just a tiny bit, eyes changing in a way that’s half hentai sparkle, half “wow that’s a lot of cock”. When you push her to deepthroat, the sound mix goes harder than it needs to. Those gagging gulp noises hit my headphones like I’m sitting too close in a shitty porn theater. I tried it once while still logged into Discord and immediately turned the volume down, because I just knew someone in voice chat would hear those wet sucking loops and never let me live it down. The cum finish is the classic “paint her face or go straight down the throat” kind of vibe, with that big sticky shot that hangs there unrealistically long. There is one tiny thing that annoys me every time: her tail moves like it has its own horny brain but never quite syncs with the blowjob rhythm. It twitches at weird times, and my eyes keep going back to it, like, why are you happy now, tail, nothing special just happened. Anyway, it’s still Makoto, it’s still a cock right in her mouth, and for a cheap furry blowjob loop I keep coming back to it on Chrome when I should probably be writing actual fanfic instead of letting a squirrel girl swallow my focus and everything else.